OMFG, this is a funny story! Everything u'd expect from a parody story. Kool plot and shit. Hope u get ur weed so you can finish the story.

I threw up! Oh my god! I was laughing SO HARD!!! AHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! That totally made my day! Thank you, and I think a few alt. endings are in order!! ^_^

Damn! That must\'ve been some good shit you were on... that story was hilarious. OMG... I was laughing my ass off about Al snapping and climbing towers like King Kong.... and then falling... damn. I so hope you update this soon.

I\'m going to ask a simple question that should get through *anyone*\'s head.

When are you going to fucking update?!
I\'m beginning to go almost as bonkers as this darn fic that\'s got me hooked up so -Fortune Cookie Bonanza Cake!
>u/ Please update, it would be very nice of you if you did...

By the way, I like the \'sweets\' theme you\'ve got (or haven\'t got) going right now. Tiramisu and Biscotti. Bonanza Cake and Fortune Cookies.
I mean, the good stuff, yaoi, sex, chocolate... they should be allowed to get acquainted with one another, a meet-up of a sorts, once in a while.

Anyhow, I\'m going to repeat the main question. The reason I\'m even bothering to do the second (or third) R right now. (I\'ll have you know that I\'m a person who\'s too lazy, too touchy, too EVERYTHING to touch the keyboard unless I feel like it... or have some inexplicable reason to do so)

When are you gonna fucking update?!

SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! YOU UPDATED1 YES!
*reads*
OMFG1 You\'re a genious, this is sheer insanity and I love it!
WRITE MORE!!!!

...DAMN!
I\'m sorry, I\'m usually more elegant when I write these things but...DAMN!
*tilts head*

Well, to put it in a nuit shell. I love it and I want to read more.
I COMMAND YOU TO CONTINUE THIS STORY!!!!!

OMFG! Were you on crack when you r wrote this!?

MORE DAMN YOU!

This story is weird. It made me laugh thouigh. Is someone going to die? Let it be Kain, hes dumb. Thks-bye.

I agree. This story is borderline psychotic...but atleast it has a flow to it and grammar mistakes are nill.

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