rate_review Reviews

This is hands down one of the most original fanfics i've seen. brilliant.

XD That was great! Most amusing....uh....fetish (I guess) I've ever heard!

[Sound of rusty wheels in head, grinding to a full-stop.]

I...I kneel before you, 'O amazing, twisted wonder.

Man, I love fics like this, that take a thing you (think you) know and turn it on its ear, making you see things you never thought you would. I am, quite simply, amazed and (oddly) having some difficulty breathing right now. [oh, help...]

Your prose style is gorgeous. Poetry.

Favorite bits:

'He would burst in a single moment of terrified ecstasy (like all of his orgasms) and that would be the end of him – the ignoble end to the Fullmetal Alchemist, consumed by the demons of sexual frustration.'

'So many years he had recited the elements, trying to reign back his libido in his head. And in the end, all he had managed was to associate his life’s work with sex.'

Sheer, incredible genius....

I leave you with these parting words:

Oh. My. Freaking. God.

Now to go off in search of "you" and see if there are more treasures like this one.

~I~

PS - thanks for the review, milky! I hope to finish (Ed) the chapter off sometime today, then on to the next...