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July 24, 2012 at 12:00 AM
Okay...I have to review this in a different way than normal. Seeing as how I can only manage to read this in pieces due to the fits of laughter, I'll be reviewing as I go. Sorry if it's stilted from topic to topic rather than flowing, but like I said, too frickin' funny.
Poor Trowa, he's so awkward. Plus having to deal with a more than pushy Quatre...just makes you want to pity the poor man. Haha - Mac's vs Merc's. No honour among thieves, but taking advantage of the pretty little boys is still out. There may be no honour, but at least there's decency. How can a latin not like garlic? I thought Mediterraneans were all about the garlic? Allergic to mint? His poor, beautiful face. Still, Quatre should at least sympathize with his boyfriend. Now he's ticklish? This is never going to happen.
Thong. Now with added bonus of why and the mechanics behind it. -_-...Bwahahahhahaha
Bite scene...Foreskin vs Cut comparison...Ukelele... too much funny.
H gave him a MANUEL!?! Okay, now, the words "humour me" should never, NEVER be a part of this experience. Honestly no, how do you NOT register a finger inside of you. Poor oblivious Trowa. "I am relaxed" - yeah, right. No! Bad Trowa! We do NOT think about prostate exams when losing our virginity.
Best interrupt ever. Oh Heero...
Frak that was funny. It took me over an hour to read this...almost two because I had to keep getting up from laughing too much. Oh man Shen, too flipping funny. I'm going to have to explain my abused forehead to co-workers tomorrow...
Keep typin'
P.S. and now the final piece of this show is revealed...the two words to prove I'm a human so I can review are: tube. cokousla <-- you just can't make this up!
Poor Trowa, he's so awkward. Plus having to deal with a more than pushy Quatre...just makes you want to pity the poor man. Haha - Mac's vs Merc's. No honour among thieves, but taking advantage of the pretty little boys is still out. There may be no honour, but at least there's decency. How can a latin not like garlic? I thought Mediterraneans were all about the garlic? Allergic to mint? His poor, beautiful face. Still, Quatre should at least sympathize with his boyfriend. Now he's ticklish? This is never going to happen.
Thong. Now with added bonus of why and the mechanics behind it. -_-...Bwahahahhahaha
Bite scene...Foreskin vs Cut comparison...Ukelele... too much funny.
H gave him a MANUEL!?! Okay, now, the words "humour me" should never, NEVER be a part of this experience. Honestly no, how do you NOT register a finger inside of you. Poor oblivious Trowa. "I am relaxed" - yeah, right. No! Bad Trowa! We do NOT think about prostate exams when losing our virginity.
Best interrupt ever. Oh Heero...
Frak that was funny. It took me over an hour to read this...almost two because I had to keep getting up from laughing too much. Oh man Shen, too flipping funny. I'm going to have to explain my abused forehead to co-workers tomorrow...
Keep typin'
P.S. and now the final piece of this show is revealed...the two words to prove I'm a human so I can review are: tube. cokousla <-- you just can't make this up!
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December 9, 2010 at 12:00 AM
this story deserves a part two!
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December 4, 2010 at 12:00 AM
This was priceless. Funniest oneshot I've read in a long time. I love this as much as I do your Signs stories.
This was so realistic, such a great portrayal of how anal sex can be, namely painful, awkward and uncomfortable, and something most authors who write male slash neglect. It ain't all roses and poetry... But I love this. No one's an expert on sex the first time they have it, and the two of them are teenagers, unsure of themselves, and ready to experiment. Trowa was so willing to try to please Quatre, and it's funny to hear his mental monologue each time they have a mishap. The ticklishness, the mint, the garlic, getting hit in the eye with a dick, all of it was spot-on. Thank you for writing this for us.
This was so realistic, such a great portrayal of how anal sex can be, namely painful, awkward and uncomfortable, and something most authors who write male slash neglect. It ain't all roses and poetry... But I love this. No one's an expert on sex the first time they have it, and the two of them are teenagers, unsure of themselves, and ready to experiment. Trowa was so willing to try to please Quatre, and it's funny to hear his mental monologue each time they have a mishap. The ticklishness, the mint, the garlic, getting hit in the eye with a dick, all of it was spot-on. Thank you for writing this for us.