Blonde Devil
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Gundam Wing/AC › General
Rating:
Adult ++
Chapters:
9
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Category:
Gundam Wing/AC › General
Rating:
Adult ++
Chapters:
9
Views:
3,133
Reviews:
5
Recommended:
0
Currently Reading:
0
Disclaimer:
I do not own Gundam Wing/AC, nor any of the characters from it. I do not make any money from the writing of this story.
Blonde Devil
Pairings: 2x5x3 3x4
Warnings: Changing Duo a little so don\'t kill me. Please?
I don\'t own it, don\'t sew me, don\'t ask and don\'t think I have money cause I don’t~! Don\'t make me mad because I\'m running out of places to hide the bodies.
Blonde Devil
Well, it would be an interesting morning and everyone knew it. Duo had played pranks on everyone on Aprils Fools\' Day as well as any day he damn well felt like it and for once they had decided to get him back. They being, those who now calmly sat on the couch and in the kitchen with tension and excitement hidden in their eyes. Quatre looked over at Trowa and almost whimpered like a kicked puppy.
\"You can tell him if you like but remember my Arab angel who put chocolate pudding in your bed as well as putting pink hair dye in your shampoo bottle.\" Said Trowa looking down at Quatre\'s aqua puppy dog eyes.
Quatre\'s look changed and he actually looked upset. He walked over to the sink of dirty dishes and began to wash them while humming \"Asshole\" by Denis Leary. Trowa smiled and then looked over at Duo\'s two expressionless lovers.
Wufei sat quietly reading looking up occasionally to glance down the hall at Duo\'s bedroom door in the one floor house they shared every once in a while. Heero sat on the couch across from the chair that Wufei sat in and typed furiously on his laptop. Then they heard the familiar sounds of Duo\'s stirring awake. It was his usual time for waking up, noon. The door opened and Duo clad only in violet silk boxers shuffled slowly out of the room making smacking noises with his lips as he tried to rid himself of that morning mouth. He then yawned loudly and walked into the bathroom. All was quiet and as five minutes went by the familiar flush of a toilet was heard and then after four more minutes they heard the shower start.
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Well, it must be noon thought Duo as he finally was too sore and stiff to sleep any longer. Although the stiffness probably had to do with other things. Or should he say other people. Two, to be precise. He sat up and scratched the back of his sleep wrecked braid or what was left of it and then put his feet over the edge of the bed. He stood up slowly and walked towards the door. Each step making him more and more awake. When he opened the door he noted the quietness of the house and shrugged it off. He shuffled to the bathroom with two things on his mind. One: Take a leak~! Those morning pees are the best and have to be the main priority. And Two: Take a shower. He was still sticky and smelly from last night. If he was able to move after their frenzied love making he would take one immediately but he never had a chance because he was spooned on each side. Who knew that Wufei and Heero both had things for cuddling?
He made his way to the bathroom went inside and shut the door behind him. He took care of need #1 and then slipped off the violet silk boxers Wufei had bought him. He stepped into the shower and closed the glass door. He turned on the shower and quickly ran to the back of the shower trying to avoid the cold water that came out first. He then made his way back up to the shower head and took the rubber band from his hair and threw it over the glass door and then untangled his hair. He stood under the near scalding water and sighed happily. Soon as his hair was drenched he reached over and picked his bottle of Herbal Essences and lifted it above his head and squeezed the bottle until a nice big glob of the shampoo was on his head. He then began to massage his scalp and made his way to the tips. He backed away and massaged his long hair making sure it was all covered and coated thoroughly before rinsing it all out. He then did the same thing with the conditioner and once it was rinsed out he washed everything else and ended his shower by using Wufei\'s Loofa sponge and Quatre\'s bottle of bath and body works Cucumber Melon body wash and lotion.
He got out and wrapped a towel around his hair and wrung it tight before getting another to wrap around his waist. He dried his body off and then opened the door and walked back into his bedroom getting dressed and leaving the towel on his head wrapped around his hair. Once he had on his boxers, jeans, socks, under arm deodorant and had found his brush; he walked out of the bedroom and back into the bathroom and slipped the towel off his drying hair. He sat the towel on the clothes basket and then took his brush and began working through tangles. He failed to notice that chestnut tresses now closely resembled golden thread. He had almost finished and was about to start braiding his hair when he looked up at the bathroom mirror and saw his hair. The brush he was holding in his mouth hit the floor as his jaw dropped and he saw his self in the mirror. He was a BLONDE~!!! Not a platinum blonde or a dirty blonde. He WAS BLONDE~!!! He had no time to think or react the shock took over and the last thing he remembered before his vision went gray was the loud *SMACK* as fell to the floor and then there was pain in his temple and then nothing as all went black.
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They sat quietly and then the shower stopped and after a few minutes Duo walked out of the bathroom wrapped in his usual two towels. They waited and waited for what seemed like an eternity and then Duo emerged from the bedroom in jeans and sock with no shirt and walked back into the bathroom. They had waited another half an hour and then they heard something fall on the bathroom floor followed by a Crack and slap sound that made everyone jump up because it had sounded painful. They were already rushing towards the bathroom and then the heard a body hit the floor. When fat, flesh and bone hit the floor it makes a distinct sound and evidentially so does a head hitting a bathroom sink because Heero had already grabbed the medical kit. When they got there they saw a bleach blonde Duo with a nice size cut slash across his right eyebrow lying on the floor unconscious.
Warnings: Changing Duo a little so don\'t kill me. Please?
I don\'t own it, don\'t sew me, don\'t ask and don\'t think I have money cause I don’t~! Don\'t make me mad because I\'m running out of places to hide the bodies.
Blonde Devil
Well, it would be an interesting morning and everyone knew it. Duo had played pranks on everyone on Aprils Fools\' Day as well as any day he damn well felt like it and for once they had decided to get him back. They being, those who now calmly sat on the couch and in the kitchen with tension and excitement hidden in their eyes. Quatre looked over at Trowa and almost whimpered like a kicked puppy.
\"You can tell him if you like but remember my Arab angel who put chocolate pudding in your bed as well as putting pink hair dye in your shampoo bottle.\" Said Trowa looking down at Quatre\'s aqua puppy dog eyes.
Quatre\'s look changed and he actually looked upset. He walked over to the sink of dirty dishes and began to wash them while humming \"Asshole\" by Denis Leary. Trowa smiled and then looked over at Duo\'s two expressionless lovers.
Wufei sat quietly reading looking up occasionally to glance down the hall at Duo\'s bedroom door in the one floor house they shared every once in a while. Heero sat on the couch across from the chair that Wufei sat in and typed furiously on his laptop. Then they heard the familiar sounds of Duo\'s stirring awake. It was his usual time for waking up, noon. The door opened and Duo clad only in violet silk boxers shuffled slowly out of the room making smacking noises with his lips as he tried to rid himself of that morning mouth. He then yawned loudly and walked into the bathroom. All was quiet and as five minutes went by the familiar flush of a toilet was heard and then after four more minutes they heard the shower start.
*************************************************************************************************
Well, it must be noon thought Duo as he finally was too sore and stiff to sleep any longer. Although the stiffness probably had to do with other things. Or should he say other people. Two, to be precise. He sat up and scratched the back of his sleep wrecked braid or what was left of it and then put his feet over the edge of the bed. He stood up slowly and walked towards the door. Each step making him more and more awake. When he opened the door he noted the quietness of the house and shrugged it off. He shuffled to the bathroom with two things on his mind. One: Take a leak~! Those morning pees are the best and have to be the main priority. And Two: Take a shower. He was still sticky and smelly from last night. If he was able to move after their frenzied love making he would take one immediately but he never had a chance because he was spooned on each side. Who knew that Wufei and Heero both had things for cuddling?
He made his way to the bathroom went inside and shut the door behind him. He took care of need #1 and then slipped off the violet silk boxers Wufei had bought him. He stepped into the shower and closed the glass door. He turned on the shower and quickly ran to the back of the shower trying to avoid the cold water that came out first. He then made his way back up to the shower head and took the rubber band from his hair and threw it over the glass door and then untangled his hair. He stood under the near scalding water and sighed happily. Soon as his hair was drenched he reached over and picked his bottle of Herbal Essences and lifted it above his head and squeezed the bottle until a nice big glob of the shampoo was on his head. He then began to massage his scalp and made his way to the tips. He backed away and massaged his long hair making sure it was all covered and coated thoroughly before rinsing it all out. He then did the same thing with the conditioner and once it was rinsed out he washed everything else and ended his shower by using Wufei\'s Loofa sponge and Quatre\'s bottle of bath and body works Cucumber Melon body wash and lotion.
He got out and wrapped a towel around his hair and wrung it tight before getting another to wrap around his waist. He dried his body off and then opened the door and walked back into his bedroom getting dressed and leaving the towel on his head wrapped around his hair. Once he had on his boxers, jeans, socks, under arm deodorant and had found his brush; he walked out of the bedroom and back into the bathroom and slipped the towel off his drying hair. He sat the towel on the clothes basket and then took his brush and began working through tangles. He failed to notice that chestnut tresses now closely resembled golden thread. He had almost finished and was about to start braiding his hair when he looked up at the bathroom mirror and saw his hair. The brush he was holding in his mouth hit the floor as his jaw dropped and he saw his self in the mirror. He was a BLONDE~!!! Not a platinum blonde or a dirty blonde. He WAS BLONDE~!!! He had no time to think or react the shock took over and the last thing he remembered before his vision went gray was the loud *SMACK* as fell to the floor and then there was pain in his temple and then nothing as all went black.
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They sat quietly and then the shower stopped and after a few minutes Duo walked out of the bathroom wrapped in his usual two towels. They waited and waited for what seemed like an eternity and then Duo emerged from the bedroom in jeans and sock with no shirt and walked back into the bathroom. They had waited another half an hour and then they heard something fall on the bathroom floor followed by a Crack and slap sound that made everyone jump up because it had sounded painful. They were already rushing towards the bathroom and then the heard a body hit the floor. When fat, flesh and bone hit the floor it makes a distinct sound and evidentially so does a head hitting a bathroom sink because Heero had already grabbed the medical kit. When they got there they saw a bleach blonde Duo with a nice size cut slash across his right eyebrow lying on the floor unconscious.