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The Twins Go A\'Travellin\'	By : CardDragonBall Category: Dragon Ball Z > Yaoi - Male/Male Views: 1093 -:- Recommendations : 0 -:- Currently Reading : 0
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In an effort to not write Never Before (Or Much Like
Suffocating) I have thusly written the following:

THE
TWINS GO A�TRAVELLING

Which is a spoof, written in the same style as my
�after-notes� at the end of the chapters.
In which our dear Twins go fic-hopping around in my universes.

Warnings: Dirty
humor. I don�t own DBZ or any of its
characters. And you probably need some
knowledge of the stories mentioned to have any clue why the humor is humorous.

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MORE OF US:

Goten: *looking
at Goku, who is two months pregnant and pouting about his big ole belly whilst
sitting at the table thinking depressing little thoughts* I think we should take pictures, �Geta.

Lil�Geta:
*flashing photos* Just wait
until we tell Mom! He won�t believe it.

Goten: I�m having
a bit of a hard time believing it. I
mean� How? How did they do it?

Lil�Geta: Well,
why don�t you just go in there and ask him?

Goten: KAY! *rushes off.*

Lil�Geta: Oi.

Gk: o.O?! Who the hell are you?!

Goten: Er? Uh�
We�re� A figment of your
imagination!

Lil�Geta:
Riiiiiight, that�s believable.

Gk: Really?!

Goten: He
believes me. *ignores Lil�Geta flipping
him off. * Hey, Da�er�Go�uh, dude,
how�d you get pregnant?

Gk: Well, first,
I woke up and Vegeta had his hand down my pants� Hey, you *points at Lil�Geta*
Why are you twitching? � Anyway, Like I was saying I woke up and
Vegeta was sticking his hand in my pants, and then I had my tail, and then I
kicked Chichi out, and then Vegeta came over, and then we had lots of sex. And that was weird, because I�m a boy and
boy�s don�t have you know�whatever those things are called� And then�

Lil�Geta: Well,
its good to know that he still feels free to talk about sex.

Goten: *snicker *

GK: And then
Trunks showe and and he smelled really nice and I kissed him and

Goten: WHAT ARE
YOU TALKING ABOUT?!

Never Before:

clasclass=MsoBodyText2>Goten:
*accidentally walks in kitchen with Bulma and Vegeta going at it like
horny rabbits * AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHhhhhhhhhhhhhh! My eyes!
They BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRNnnnnnnnnnn!

Lil�Geta *standing behind brother, pushes way in*: Huh?
OH NO. THAT�S JUST
DISGUSTING! *claws at eyes and falls to
ground, twitching and crying.

Goten:
Oh�no� I think I might be
impotent! �Geta! I think this might have made me impotent!

Hormone Therapy:

Goten: This seems
redundant doesn�t it?

Lil�Geta: ly, ly,
this is just tacky.

*Lightening bolt strikes them both and fries them. *

Even More of Us:

Goten:
Ahn>Ahhhh� Look at me and the widdle
Trunksie. We�re so cute! *points at three-year old children sleeping
all naked and wrapped up together.*

Lil�Geta: You
would miss the fact that there�s a grown up version of Trunks running around
here with a back-pack full of angst.

Goten: Myeh. He kissed my father, I don�t think I can
think of him the same.

Lil�Geta:
Oi. Oi.

The Meaning of Pride:

Goten:
Woo-hoo! Baby! You tell him how it�s done! *Is drooling and hiding in the forest whilst
Goten explains the ins and outs of sex to Trunks *

Lil�Geta:
Oi. We are so not watching your
alternate version have sex with Trunks.
You can buy a fucking mirror and do that at home.

Goten: Hey! �Geta!
Look I�m not impotent anymore!

Lil�Geta:
Wow. I am so happy for you.

Also in Meaning of Pride:

Lil�Geta: Hey, we
could kill Gohan you know. I mean, we e a e a time machine we could go back and stop ourselves, but in the mean
time� HEY! Where are you?!
Asshole. If I find you spying on
you and Trunks again I�ll kill your ass!

ALSO in Meaning of Pride:

Lil�Geta:
Oi. I think I�ve been truly
traumatized this time.

Goten: You know,
I always knew Mom was just protesting for the sake of it. But�
Ew� Why are we standing here watching
this?

Lil�Geta: Shock?

Goten: Ew. OH�
GOD! They�re� Oh, NO!
MY EYES!

Lil�Geta: I don�t
know it�s kinda � *is cut off when he�s
dragged away by twin brother.*

Frosting Chronicles:

Lil�Geta: Lets
see, that�s what, three stories where you�re banging Trunks? Do you think this is a reoccurring theme?

Goten: *eyes so
big they seem to be falling out of face * I�m�I�m� I�m�pregnant! How can I
be PREGNANT?!?!?!

Lil�Geta: On the
up side, you�re also female.

Goten: YOU WILL
DIE FOR THAT! Oh� but not right
now� I think they�re going to screw
more. *grabs a box of popcorn. *

Lik Like Suffocating:

Goten: Erg? I don�t think we should be here.

Lil�Geta: Uh�no,
I think you�re right. There�s nothing
humorous about this place.

Goten: well,
Krillin�s a prince. That�s pretty
funny.

Lil�Geta: Maybe
we should just kill Freiza. *jumps
fifty foot in the air when there is a rousing bout of clapping and cheering
from nowhere. * What the hell was THAT?

Goten: Your Ego?

Frosting Chonicles (again):

Lil�Geta: *grabs
his brother by the back of the neck and drags him away from once again drooling
over Goten & Trunks having sex.*

Goten: But�
Geta! He�s just so manly and
dominant!

Lil�Geta: If you don�t
shut up I�ll take you back to the �Never Before� universe!

DBGT (yes, the TV show)

*In the dead of night, Goten and Lil�Geta sneak into
their mother�s bedroom. The ominous
buzzing of an electric razor is heard�*

MWHAHAHAHA!

Back in �Group Therapy:�

Bulma: What are
you grinning about?

Goten: *smirk
* I�ve seen you naked.

Bulma: *grabs
herself and doubles over suddenly fearing that Goten has x-ray vision *

Goten: Hey! Don�t look at me like that, I didn�t say it
was a pretty sight.

~~*

Trunks: What are
you doing? Hey, what is that you�re
injecting�ooooo *goes all swirly eyed *

Goten: *tosses
syringe that was once full of aphrodisiac over hiouldoulder * Alright!
Lets get you manly and dominant!

~~*

Lil�Geta: *hands
mother a package full of photos. * Next
time Dad gives you shit, these might prove useful.

Vegeta: *Opens
pack. * *Looks through them with
varying levels of absolute disbelief� *
*decides that his first born is his favorite. *

~~*

Lil�Geta: *Yes,
he�s a trouble maker* Hey, Dad� Look at what Mom was doing in this one
alternate world we went to. *hands
photo of Vegeta & Bulma humping to his father. *

Gk: *poof *

Lil�Geta: *grins
evilly. * Mwhahahahahahahahahaha!

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That�s it. Hope
you liked it. ;)
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