The Twins Go A\'Travellin\'
The Twins Go A'Travellin'
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In an effort to not write Never Before (Or Much Like
Suffocating) I have thusly written the following:
THE
TWINS GO A’TRAVELLING
Which is a spoof, written in the same style as my
‘after-notes’ at the end of the chapters.
In which our dear Twins go fic-hopping around in my universes.
Warnings: Dirty
humor. I don’t own DBZ or any of its
characters. And you probably need some
knowledge of the stories mentioned to have any clue why the humor is humorous.
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MORE OF US:
Goten: *looking
at Goku, who is two months pregnant and pouting about his big ole belly whilst
sitting at the table thinking depressing little thoughts*
Lil’Geta:
*flashing photos* Just wait
until we tell Mom! He won’t believe it.
Goten: I’m having
a bit of a hard time believing it. I
mean… How?yes\"> How did they do it?
Lil’Geta: Well,
why don’t you just go in there and ask him?
Goten: KAY!
Lil’Geta: Oi.
Gk: o.O?!
Goten: Er?
We’re… A figment of your
imagination!
Lil’Geta:
Riiiiiight, that’s believable.
Gk: Really?!
Goten: He
believes me. *ignores Lil’Geta flipping
him off. * Hey, Da…er…Go…uh, dude,
how’d you get pregnant?
Gk: Well, first,
I woke up and Vegeta had his hand down my pants…yes\"> Hey, you *points at Lil’Geta*
Why are you twitching? …
Vegeta was sticking his hand in my pants, and then I had my tail, and then I
kicked Chichi out, and then Vegeta came over, and then we had lots of sex.
boy’s don’t have you know…whatever those things are called…
Lil’Geta: Well,
its good to know that he still feels free to talk about sex.
Goten: *snicker *
GK: And then
Trunks showe and and he smelled really nice and I kissed him and
Goten: WHAT ARE
YOU TALKING ABOUT?!
Never Before:
clasclass=MsoBodyText2>Goten:
*accidentally walks in kitchen with Bulma and Vegeta going at it like
horny rabbits * AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
They BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRNnnnnnnnnnn!
Lil’Geta *standing behind brother, pushes way in*:
OH NO. THAT’S JUST
DISGUSTING! *claws at eyes and falls to
ground, twitching and crying.
Goten:
Oh…no… I think I might be
impotent! ‘Geta!
Hormone Therapy:
Goten: This seems
redundant doesn’t it?
Lil’Geta: ly,
ly,
this is just tacky.
*Lightening bolt strikes them both and fries them. *
Even More of Us:
Goten:
Trunksie. We’re so cute!
all naked and wrapped up together.*
Lil’Geta: You
would miss the fact that there’s a grown up version of Trunks running around
here with a back-pack full of angst.
Goten: Myeh.
think of him the same.
Lil’Geta:
Oi. Oi.
The Meaning of Pride:
Goten:
Woo-hoo! Baby!
Goten explains the ins and outs of sex to Trunks *
Lil’Geta:
Oi. We are so not watching your
alternate version have sex with Trunks.
You can buy a fucking mirror and do that at home.
Goten: Hey!
Look I’m not impotent anymore!
Lil’Geta:
Wow. I am so happy for you.
Also in Meaning of Pride:
Lil’Geta: Hey, we
could kill Gohan you know. I mean, we
e a e a time machine we could go back and stop ourselves, but in the mean
time… HEY!yes\"> Where are you?!
Asshole. If I find you spying on
you and Trunks again I’ll kill your ass!
ALSO in Meaning of Pride:
Lil’Geta:
Oi. I think I’ve been truly
traumatized this time.
Goten: You know,
I always knew Mom was just protesting for the sake of it.
Ew… Why are we standing here watching
this?
Lil’Geta: Shock?
Goten: Ew.
GOD! They’re…
MY EYES!
Lil’Geta: I don’t
know it’s kinda … *is cut off when he’s
dragged away by twin brother.*
Frosting Chronicles:
Lil’Geta: Lets
see, that’s what, three stories where you’re banging Trunks?
Goten: *eyes so
big they seem to be falling out of face * I’m…I’m…yes\"> I’m…pregnant! How can I
be PREGNANT?!?!?!
Lil’Geta: On the
up side, you’re also female.
Goten: YOU WILL
DIE FOR THAT! Oh… but not right
now… I think they’re going to screw
more. *grabs a box of popcorn. *
Lik Like Suffocating:
Goten: Erg?
Lil’Geta: Uh…no,
I think you’re right. There’s nothing
humorous about this place.
Goten: well,
Krillin’s a prince. That’s pretty
funny.
Lil’Geta: Maybe
we should just kill Freiza. *jumps
fifty foot in the air when there is a rousing bout of clapping and cheering
from nowhere. * What the hell was THAT?
Goten: Your Ego?
Frosting Chonicles (again):
Lil’Geta: *grabs
his brother by the back of the neck and drags him away from once again drooling
over Goten & Trunks having sex.*
Goten: But…
Geta! He’s just so manly and
dominant!
Lil’Geta: If you don’t
shut up I’ll take you back to the ‘Never Before’ universe!
DBGT (yes, the TV show)
*In the dead of night, Goten and Lil’Geta sneak into
their mother’s bedroom. The ominous
buzzing of an electric razor is heard…*
MWHAHAHAHA!
Back in ‘Group Therapy:’
Bulma: What are
you grinning about?
Goten: *smirk
* I’ve seen you naked.
Bulma: *grabs
herself and doubles over suddenly fearing that Goten has x-ray vision *
Goten: Hey!
was a pretty sight.
~~*
Trunks: What are
you doing? Hey, what is that you’re
injecting…ooooo *goes all swirly eyed *
Goten: *tosses
syringe that was once full of aphrodisiac over hiouldoulder *
Lets get you manly and dominant!
~~*
Lil’Geta: *hands
mother a package full of photos. * Next
time Dad gives you shit, these might prove useful.
Vegeta: *Opens
pack. * *Looks through them with
varying levels of absolute disbelief… *
*decides that his first born is his favorite. *
~~*
Lil’Geta: *Yes,
he’s a trouble maker* Hey, Dad…
alternate world we went to. *hands
photo of Vegeta & Bulma humping to his father. *
Gk: *poof *
Lil’Geta: *grins
evilly. * Mwhahahahahahahahahaha!
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That’s it. Hope
you liked it. ;)