Two White Russians on the Rocks

Me no own Beyblade ‘cause if I did there would be more killing of useless characters and people who just annoy the hell out of me, Oh yeah and a shit load of Yaoi. Yaoi good!! ^__^

The WARNINGS are as fallowed,
Yaoi, implied Yaoi, totally OOCness, Character bashing (Oc’s will be bashed as well), my potty mouth, references to necrophilia and schizophrenia, drunken and criminal conduct, raping of the mouth and mind, the after affects of drinking, violation of space bubbles, Kai laughing like a girl, Rei practicing to become a striptease as well as dirty dancing, and last but not least the wasting of perfectly good Russian Vodka. T.T

Pairings
Kai x Oc (Loki) x Tala
Tyson x Max (implied Kenny)
Rei x Oc (Tori)
…..and a few heterosexual couples as well as various Yaoi couples =^.^=


Oh just to state now the plots not really mine, it belongs to another more talented author(ess). You should really read their stories then this half ass job at trying to make a stolen plot my own…hey it’s just a thought.



Two White Russians on the Rocks

Loki smiled behind the amber liquid filled glass she held in her hand, she slowly raised the glass to her pale lips and carefully tilted it back taking in a large swallow. Her caramel brown eyes scanned the pulsating room searching out the few she actually knew. Bodies were stationed everywhere leaving no room for others to slip through as they danced erotically, swinging their hips to the lively beat of the music blaring out of the large stereo. Her eyes danced in the dim light as she watched her drunk, half drunk, and totally wasted friends make asses of them selves. It varied.


“Come on Rei shake what your mamma gave yea’” Screamed Tori with a slight slur as she swung around her half filed bottle of booze. She was as anyone…well almost anyone sober could tell was drunk out of her fucken mind; the slur, the mad giggling and the four empty beer cans gave it away.

The object of the teens now accumulated lust Rei Koh was standing alone on the knee high, pizza box filled coffee table shirtless and swinging his hip sensationally to the vibe.

“What yea doing Ki?” asked the lowered voice of none other then Loki’s second best friend Danny Carpenter. The older girl was dressed to kill in a frilly, silky sleeveless shirt and tight black low rider jeans with her long black hair in ringlets hanging down framing her slender face.

“Oh nothing much, just watching Tori get her freak on.” Replied Loki as she set her glass down. Danny swiftly picked it up and held it close to her nose, swishing the liquid around a little.

“……”

“Russian Vodka,” explained Loki, Danny nodded and took a small sip she immediately began to cough.

“Shit that hurt. I really didn’t suspect you for a hard drinker.”

“Yeah there’s a lot you don’t know about me,” sniggered Loki, just then a mass of bare flesh and flailing limbs crashed onto the table startling both girls. Tyson and Max landed on the surface attacking each others neck and any amount of exposed flesh vigorously; they were so into the own devices that they failed to realizes all eyes were on them.

“Yeah Dragon booty!!!”

Everyone cheered then went back to partying.

“God Damnit you two!! Why can’t you get a room like normal people!!” snared Danny as she wiped at her soaked shirt. Loki smirked and stood up pulling her friend up with her.

“I have a sweater you can wear.”

“Thank you Ki you’re a life savior”

Loki walked towards the front hall closet pushing random people out of her way.

“Cherry I hope,” she joked pulling out a black zip up hooded sweatshirt from the pile of various coats. She handed it to Danny who shook her head from side to side smiling; the alcohol covered girl took the sweater and walked towards the bathroom, getting lost in the sea of drunken teens. Loki sighed and looked down at her empty glass sadly,

“Well better get a new drink.”

Loki quickly and silently stocked through the crowd like a huntress stocking her prey, hunting down that tall bottle full of the bitter liquid she craved so much. The girl paused for a second to watch the two boys still making out on the table. She notice Kenny the small computer, data worshiping but oh so loveable geek standing to the side mesmerized by the two bladers. Loki snickered at the short boy now sporting a familiar looking red cap, on backwards of course.

“Better hurry up and get your ass in there Chief,” stated Loki, efficiently snapping Kenny out of his daze. He blushed bright red. Loki smirked wider and continued on her journey to find the bottle of vodka in its enticing amber colour. This little trip ended up with her in the deserted kitchen, pizza boxes and beer bottles as well as cans lay strewn about.

“Oh where, oh where can my vodka be, oh where, oh where can it be.”

She kicked at boxes and pushed through the glass and aluminum jungle in search of the vodka,

“I know I put it down here,” muttered Loki to her ignoring the cold presence at the entrance.

“Looking for this?” asked a husky voice with a slight slur. Loki spun around her usual puppy dog eyes narrowed darkly. There leaning slumped on the door frame was Kai Hiwatari holding the long lost bottle of Russian vodka.

“MINE!!!” yelled Loki as she jumped for the bottle, even in his drunken state Kai still managed to doge her. Loki fell to the ground with a large thump,

“Note to self, never do that again,” mumbled the girl as she sat up and rubbed her stomach. The one thing the girl didn’t expect was the girlish giggle that escaped Kai throat.

“You should see the look on your face,” snorted Kai clutching his sides. Loki blinked once then twice then twitched her nose just to be sure.

“……Vodka?”

Kai calmed down and helped Loki to her feet, the girl reached out for the bottle of liquor, but just as her finger tips touched its smooth surface the Russian holding it pulled it away.

“Kaiii I want vodka,” whined the smaller of the two. Kai smirked but handed over the drink as well as a glass.

“I didn’t think girls could hold there liquor well.”

Loki raised an eyebrow, “Is that a challenge?”

“….maybe.”

She sighed and walked over to the counter and start filling the glasses. Kai was confusing, first we wouldn’t give her the alcohol, and then he laughed at her in a shocking high pitched snort, now he was asking if she wanted a drinking contest. Gee he was making her start to question the sanity of drunk people.

‘Sanity was never an option’

“Awwwww look at the cute couple.”

Both crimson and Brown eyes snapped to the door way where an obviously smatched red head stood giggling and making kissing noises.

“Tala!?”

Loki snorted loudly,

“I defiantly didn’t figure you for a booze hound….Then again I didn’t think figure Kai for a giggler.”

Kai gave her a half ass glare while Tala smiled, his aqua eyes lighting up at the sight of the Vodka bottle.

“Ah the good stuff,” he muttered stepping closer to the teen.

“Don’t you think you’ve had enough?” asked Loki raising the bottle to her lips, Tala looked her up and down like a predator would his prey. Talk about role reversal.

“I don’t think you’ve had enough.”

Loki almost spit out all the booze she had collected in her mouth, yes almost all, some still managed to actually land on Kai’s face making the to blue triangles run slightly. Loki blinked once then twice and twitched her nose for good measures. This freaked her out, she handed Kai the Vodka and took her glass as she exited the kitchen. Tala scooted closer the liquor.

“God she makes me Horny (Talk about OOC much?),” slurred Kai watching the girl kick at some random person no one cares about, Lets make it Ming Ming (Ra she scares me).

“I hate to see her leave, but I love to see her walk away.” [1]

Kai nodded, the alcohol was sure getting to him. Tala smirked as a wicked idea popped in to his tainted mind (An idea that only a unhinged, schizophrenic like my self and my necrophilia friend could come up). He looked to Kai, as Kai looked to him. There was a mutual agreement as both walked back to the party chuckling.

Loki sat down on the couch and watched in mild amusement as Rei who was now only clothed in his boxers started dirty dancing with Tori who wouldn’t stop laughing. Something cool slid across her shoulders as another limb wrapped itself around her waist,

“Must be my lucky day, to have two drunk and vulnerable feigners hanging off me.”

“Ever have a white Russian before ëþáîâíèê [2]?” asked Kai seductively.

“…..No, but I hear they’re really good.”

“Oh yes,” commented Tala as he moaned it softly into her ear. Loki blushed and tried to push him out of her space bubble.

“Well I guess it IS your lucky day because get two,” growled Kai as he and Tala attacked her simultaneously pushing her back into the couch cushions. Loki kicked wildly as she swung her arms about hoping to get a lucky shot and maybe smack a certain duel haired blader square in the nose, but it was to no avail for the Russians pulled her flailing limbs down and pined them to her side.

“Go Loki, get busy, it’s your birthday.”

“TORI YOU FU-”

Loki never finished her sentence because before she could give up the boys’ evil but ingenious (Yes of course it ingenious, I mean I came up with it!!) plan a pair of soft but harsh lips crashed down on her own.

Loki’s eyes open wide as Tala kissed her passionately; he carefully sucked on her bottom lip asking…no begging for entrance. Loki was too shocked to do anything but stair I horror as Tori and Rei began to chant her name gaining many peoples attention. Tala growled darkly and bit down unsympathetically on the tender flesh, a coppery taste filled Loki’s mouth and she parted her lips fearfully of what else Tala would do. The Russian teen quickly pushed his tongue into Loki venerable mouth licking ever so gently at the wound he had inflected on her. Kai smirked as Tala officially succeed in shutting the girl up, his crimson red eyes sparkled secretively as he watched Loki close her own eyes and slowly wrap her arms around his comrades neck.

Tala grinned slightly against Loki’s lips as the girl in question moaned lightly and started to fight back, pushing his own tongue back into his mouth. The two pulled away leisurely, rapidly gasping for air, both flustered. Damn that human need to breath.

“That was SO FUCKEN HOTT!!!” Screeched Tori as she jumped up and down still holding onto Rei. Loki’s face was inflamed in a bright fiery red….almost as red the boy who had been violating her mouths’ hair. Tala snickered as he wrapped both arms around her torso and pulled her into his lap

“Hey don’t forget about me!” whined Kai as he tugged at Tala’s sleeve. Tala’s grin widened greatly and he gestured towards one of the many bedrooms. Kai nodded getting the message. Both boys pulled a blushing but giggling Loki to her feet, the alcohol was finally getting to her. They lead her towards the room making sure to shut and lock the door carefully behind them.

The once clean room was now in a state of disaster, pillows had been thrown every where and the blankets had been ripped of the bed. Loki ripped her self out of the boys’ grasps and took a running leap, landing on the bed with a super, uber cool belly flop which tossed her back up in the air and down onto the soft plush carpet.

“Itai.”

Kai giggled again making both Loki and Tala look at him.

“See told yea,” pointed out Loki while Tala stood there with a small bead of sweat visible on his forehead (it’s a sweat drop). Kai finally came back to his senses and he too took a running leap at the bed, which ended up with him laying beside Loki nursing his head. The only one who actually landed on the bed and stayed on the bed was Tala who was pointing and laughing at the two. Kai’s eyes flickered over to Loki who looked back with her left eye twitching ever so slightly.

“That bitch is going down.”

Both fallen teens rolled to the side in synchronized summersaults picking up pillows in the process. They jumped to their feet and attacked the momentary stunned Tala who was still slightly dizzy from the watching of the sudden rolls.

“ MEEEP!!!” screamed Loki with her wild battle cry as she swung the pillow in the air, she let it go and watched it as I plowed into her partner in crime. Kai was pushed back by the sudden impact and took a step back to stabilize him self but unknowingly stepping on to the discarded sheet. The sheet begin as evil as it was (I swear it’s in league with those psycho squirrels and world dominating butterflies) slipped out from under his foot making him fall backwards onto his butt.

Everything was silent…..until Tala ruined the dramatic moment with his laughter.

Kai glare at Loki who was looking for an escape route which wouldn’t end up with her getting horribly maimed. Her desperate eyes landed on the convulsing Tala. Ah yes the perfect scapegoat. She quickly jumped onto the bed holding onto Tala for dear life, the pillow Kai chucked at her missed by inches and smacked Tala right in the face. The boy stopped laughing and glare darkly at his fellow blader as he picked up the pillow and leaped at Kai, hitting him upside the head.

Loki looked on proudly at the chaos she had created, gloating all the while.

\'You should be pleased, you created this.\'

\"I know. Isn’t it beautiful?”

\'Simply stunning.\'

“Why thank you……”

Loki stopped to look around, does being drunk allowed you to have the ability to hear voices.

“Wait why are WE fighting?” asked Kai as he dodged another one of Tala’s attacks.

“That’s a good question.”

Both boys turned to look at the wide eyed Loki who had been quietly discussing if she was finally losing it and should go see physiatrist.

“….shit….”

The two Russians jumped at her efficiently pinning her to the bed…its not like Loki gave any struggle. Tala straddled her waist as Kai sat on her lower legs, he wrapped his arms around the red heads waist pulling him back more so into his lap. Tala tilted his head to the side and let Kai attack the smooth exposed flesh of his neck. He moaned loudly ignoring Loki’s whining about them crushing important body parts.

Kai’s hands slowly trailed up Tala’s chest slipping under his baggy sweater (Its Lime green, Why? Because I feel like it Ra damnit). Tala shivered and turned his head so he could assault the tempting lips of the boy molesting him. Kai moaned lightly as he let Tala rape his mouth…..can’t rape the willing; so Kai too fought back.

Loki laid beneath the two trying to ignore the numb feeling in her legs as she watched intently on the two boys going at it like horny rabbits, ah yes every fan girls dream (well at least its mine any way). Kai had lifted Tala’s shirt off revealing the pale chest to Loki’s brown eyes; he girl blushed and raised a dainty but shaking hand to touch the smooth flesh.

“Don’t worry we didn’t forget about you,” chuckled Kai. Loki pulled back her hand as if the Russian had burned her. But in fact it had been to opposite. His skin was freezing cold. Tala pouted a little as he gently placed a finger on Loki’s lips rubbing it up against the wound he had infected.

Kai licked his dry lips and placed them by Tala’s ear,

“Don’t worry I don’t think she’s upset,” he mumbled quietly so only Tala could hear, but having indigested so much alcohol disturbs your thinking process. So of course Loki heard, hell she was pretty sure the people in the other room heard.

“…..it’s not that it’s that I …Uhh I never done anything like this. Either sober or totally wasted.”

Kai smiled and leaned down crashing his lips down on hers. Loki briefly noted that he tasted like freezing water, almost like Tala. Instead of wanting to pull away from the chill, Loki just shivered involuntarily and pushed her lips up against his harder. Damn Kai was a good kisser.

With all thought process failing Loki consented to the Russian boys’ wicked intentions.

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End Chapter One. Don’t worry there’ll be another one I’m not that evil….wait yes I am!!

[1] My friend Craig said this to my other friend it was so funny….they tainted me!!!!

[2] This means lover in Russian

Thank you for reading this crap and I am surprised you made it through the whole thing without dieing of boredom. Now please review, and be TRUTHFUL. If you hated it you hated it, if you liked it you liked please don’t spare my feelings they suck any way.

P.s. Lisa you’re a Hobo. =^___^=