Edward And The Ladies
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Fullmetal Alchemist › Het - Male/Female
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Adult ++
Chapters:
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Category:
Fullmetal Alchemist › Het - Male/Female
Rating:
Adult ++
Chapters:
20
Views:
31,514
Reviews:
29
Recommended:
0
Currently Reading:
2
Disclaimer:
I do not own Full Metal Alchemist, nor any of the characters from it. I do not make any money from the writing of this story.
Edward And The Ladies
Edward And The Ladies
By
Miklusca
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: M/F. Het. Lemon. Anal. Fem(me) Dom. Fist. Minor. Oral. Rim. Solo. SP. Toys. Voy. WS. PWP.
Pairings: Ed X Scieska. Ed X Maria Ross. Ed x Riza Hawkeye. Ed X Winry. Ed X Izumi.
Disclaimer: I don't own Full Metal Alchemist, or the characters, but the thin story and below average writing is.
Feedback: Please read and review. My first FMA story. ^_^
Summary: Some Spoiler Alerts!! PWP. Set somwhere in the 2nd season. Basically Ed shows interest in the females and gets his fill of the ladies.
Chapter One
Edward Elric, the Full Metal Alchemist was walking around Central, his brother Alphonse clanging by his side. "Brother, what are we going to do about Wrath? Teacher, I mean Izumi still thinks of him as her baby." Al Said.
"No, Al. He's a homunculi now, he's not a human child and she knows it." Ed said. "Anyways, we'll just deal with him just like the others. We need to stay clear of them until we find a way to kill them." He said and Al went quiet.
"Ed, Mustang wanted me to ask you something, but I really don't want to." Al said and they stopped walking.
"What does he want now?" Ed groaned.
"Well...." Al twisted his metal fingers as he paused. "He wanted to know if you're...gay." Al squeaked.
Ed eyes bulged and his teeth went to spikes. "Tell him to go fuck Armstrong!" He yelled and stomped off. Al hurried to catch him. "Al, you don't think I'm gay do you?" Ed asked as his armored brother caught up.
"Uh...." Al had a sweatdrop and Ed turned to him with one eye twitching. "No brother, of course I don't." Al said, shaking his hands in defense. "I mean just because you don't seem interested in girls doesn't mean anything." He said.
"Al! You know I like girls!" Ed growled. "There's plenty of girls I like around here and other places. I mean I'm sorry I don't go around screwing and knocking up every female I see!"
Al's eyes went to little pins. "Brother, you're making a scene." He said as strangers on the street looked at them.
"I don't give a shit!" Ed yelled. "Come on, lets just go see fuck head Mustang." Ed stomped and barked at people to get out of his way.
They arrived at HQ and Ed went to Mustangs office alone. After a few bangs he was let in and he flopped in a chair, grumbling. "Well Full Metal, how do you like that you have to report to me again?" Roy asked smugly.
"Well to be honest I feel like blasting my brains out." Ed said. "Also, I'm not fucking gay!" Roy smiled at that comment.
"So Al asked you my question I see." Roy said.
"Like I told him, you can just go fuck Armstrong. It's really none of your business what's going on in that part of my life." Ed said.
"You're still young Edward. You need to loosen up once in a while and act like it. Sow your wild oats while there's still time." Roy said. "You need to have some fun on your hunt for the Philosopher's Stone. I bet Hughes would have wanted you to enjoy yourself." He said.
"I doubt he would have wanted me skirt chasing." Ed said and his expression turned somber. Him and Al only heard of their father figure's death a few days ago. "Well anyways pervert, you have my report. Can I go now?" Ed asked.
"Yes Full Metal, you're free to go. Everyone's high strung so don't start anything." Roy said and Ed went to the door.
"I never do." Ed said and left the office. Roy sighed and rubbed his head. He jumped when the door opened and Ed stuck his head in. "By the way, do you know who killed Hughes?" Ed asked.
"We're investigating it as we speak. That's all." Roy said and Ed left with a huff at the tone. He went to the room he and Al always shared.
'Time for a good meal, shower and sleep.' Ed thought and went.
By
Miklusca
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: M/F. Het. Lemon. Anal. Fem(me) Dom. Fist. Minor. Oral. Rim. Solo. SP. Toys. Voy. WS. PWP.
Pairings: Ed X Scieska. Ed X Maria Ross. Ed x Riza Hawkeye. Ed X Winry. Ed X Izumi.
Disclaimer: I don't own Full Metal Alchemist, or the characters, but the thin story and below average writing is.
Feedback: Please read and review. My first FMA story. ^_^
Summary: Some Spoiler Alerts!! PWP. Set somwhere in the 2nd season. Basically Ed shows interest in the females and gets his fill of the ladies.
Chapter One
Edward Elric, the Full Metal Alchemist was walking around Central, his brother Alphonse clanging by his side. "Brother, what are we going to do about Wrath? Teacher, I mean Izumi still thinks of him as her baby." Al Said.
"No, Al. He's a homunculi now, he's not a human child and she knows it." Ed said. "Anyways, we'll just deal with him just like the others. We need to stay clear of them until we find a way to kill them." He said and Al went quiet.
"Ed, Mustang wanted me to ask you something, but I really don't want to." Al said and they stopped walking.
"What does he want now?" Ed groaned.
"Well...." Al twisted his metal fingers as he paused. "He wanted to know if you're...gay." Al squeaked.
Ed eyes bulged and his teeth went to spikes. "Tell him to go fuck Armstrong!" He yelled and stomped off. Al hurried to catch him. "Al, you don't think I'm gay do you?" Ed asked as his armored brother caught up.
"Uh...." Al had a sweatdrop and Ed turned to him with one eye twitching. "No brother, of course I don't." Al said, shaking his hands in defense. "I mean just because you don't seem interested in girls doesn't mean anything." He said.
"Al! You know I like girls!" Ed growled. "There's plenty of girls I like around here and other places. I mean I'm sorry I don't go around screwing and knocking up every female I see!"
Al's eyes went to little pins. "Brother, you're making a scene." He said as strangers on the street looked at them.
"I don't give a shit!" Ed yelled. "Come on, lets just go see fuck head Mustang." Ed stomped and barked at people to get out of his way.
They arrived at HQ and Ed went to Mustangs office alone. After a few bangs he was let in and he flopped in a chair, grumbling. "Well Full Metal, how do you like that you have to report to me again?" Roy asked smugly.
"Well to be honest I feel like blasting my brains out." Ed said. "Also, I'm not fucking gay!" Roy smiled at that comment.
"So Al asked you my question I see." Roy said.
"Like I told him, you can just go fuck Armstrong. It's really none of your business what's going on in that part of my life." Ed said.
"You're still young Edward. You need to loosen up once in a while and act like it. Sow your wild oats while there's still time." Roy said. "You need to have some fun on your hunt for the Philosopher's Stone. I bet Hughes would have wanted you to enjoy yourself." He said.
"I doubt he would have wanted me skirt chasing." Ed said and his expression turned somber. Him and Al only heard of their father figure's death a few days ago. "Well anyways pervert, you have my report. Can I go now?" Ed asked.
"Yes Full Metal, you're free to go. Everyone's high strung so don't start anything." Roy said and Ed went to the door.
"I never do." Ed said and left the office. Roy sighed and rubbed his head. He jumped when the door opened and Ed stuck his head in. "By the way, do you know who killed Hughes?" Ed asked.
"We're investigating it as we speak. That's all." Roy said and Ed left with a huff at the tone. He went to the room he and Al always shared.
'Time for a good meal, shower and sleep.' Ed thought and went.