Something Saijin This Way Comes
Something Saijin This Way Comes
Something Saijin This Way Comes
face="English111 Vivace BT" size=5>By Mister Nice Kai
MNK: Okay, so this isn’t my best work. I do best at writing
romances where there’s actually acknowledged contact. Still, this is the
beginning to both the Kat-nipped Saga and the Legacy of Katnip. Why is it all
screwed up? I didn’t have access to manga from the Frieza Saga onward up until
about a year and a half ago. Because of this, I only wrote of the Sagas I
knew...The Saijin Saga, (Something Saijin This Way Comes and No
Ordinary Love 1) and the Frieza Saga. (The Birth of a Legend 1) I
started watching Dragon Ball Z during the beginning of the Majin Buu saga, so I
know a little about that. Because I knew nothing of the story after the end of
Frieza, I ended the Katnipped Saga with The Year of the Kat, which takes
place right before the beginning of the Majin Buu Saga.
The Legacy of Katnip is currently up to three full stories, and
multiple un-finished stories. If you want to read it all at once, I suggest the
Katnipped Saga. If you’re willing to wait a few weeks between updates, then by
all means, read the Legacy of Katnip, but be sure you don’t mix the stories up
while you’re reading them. If you do, it makes absolutely no sense.
I got the title for this story from the play Mac Beth,
by William Shakespeare, and from an old movie titled Something Wicked This
Way Comes. This story builds on a setting developed in the later parts of
Dragon Ball, when Goku met his half-sister Kitty, telling about the first half
of the Saijin Saga.
Disclaimers: I don’t Own Dragon Ball Z, and as far as I know,
neither do you. It is owned by a dude named Akira Toriyama, but I am making
zippo on this, so he can’t sue me. However, if you use my settings, characters,
or plots without my permission, I WILL hunt you down.
(Grin)
Chapter 1: I Can’t Kill HIM!
Kitty sped toward the ocean in an innocent ecstasy. She hadn’t
seen Gohan since he was an infant, as Chi Chi deemed her a ‘hussy’ and a ‘bad
influence.’ Today, however, everyone would be meeting at Roshi’s Island, and she
could take a break from hunting the monster Kami-sama had sent her after. She
reached the river Diablo which crashed over a cliff into the ocean. She came out
of the trees. Her jaw dropped.
There was the monster. Naked, bathing in the river. He heard
her gasp, and turned. Their eyes locked. Her head slammed into a monstrous live
oak. Her unconscious body rolled down the bank into the river, and floated
toward the cliff...
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When Kitty awoke, Piccolo was
dressed and held her head in his lap. He held a wet cloth to her brow, and
growled impatiently. Her eyes flew open and she leapt to the nearest tree limb.
Her long purple, white, and silver tail thrashed in despair. He’d saved her
life...she couldn’t kill him now...the laws set down by the great Mother Lica
forbade the betrayal of those to whom you owe great debts. Being saved from
being dashed to pieces on the rocks below, brought forth a great great
debt. She hadn’t seen Piccolo since the tournament five years ago, and she
couldn’t help but notice how handsome he’d become. His sharp jaw had become a
little more squared, and his skin, which had started out as a rather limp green,
had become a bit greener. His body was also overall more muscular, and his chi
had increased considerably. Kitty closed her eyes and shook her head vigorously.
No, she couldn’t go thinking like that. Piccolo was pure evil----he was the son
of Damaioh Daimao, Lord of Chaos. There couldn’t be a shred of good in
him...there just couldn’t...Without another thought she leaped, swung, and
danced through the tree tops till she reached the edge of the cliff. She leapt
off the last tree limb, and flew out in the direction of Kame
House.