House of Vegeta Highlights

A/U

HOUSE OF VEGETA HIGHLIGHTS

Kakarot curled tightly against his mate who was sound asleep. A
strange mewling teased his ears, waking him from solid slumber.

_The chibis?_

A dark, tousled head popped up from layers of animal furs. Kakarot
glided silently from their huge bed, slipping on a robe. The sounds
were unmistakable now. Small growls and snarls came from the baby
pallet.

Curious, Kakarot approached the pallet with silent feet, tail waving.
A huge grin broke out on his face.

_Well, well!_

Two bundles of dark fur snarled in sleep, tails tangled together.
Wild little manes had grown down their backs. Kakarot tickled their
foot pads. Fat legs kicked wildly at the touch.

Kakarot turned. "Vegeta, wake up! You've got to see this."

His bleary mate flopped around under covers. "Hurmmmnth."

"Krukka!" Kakarot went over and shook him. "Wake up, I said!"

Vegeta popped up abruptly, wild hair sticking everywhere. "What is
it?! You ruined a perfect sleep!"

"The cubs have their first pelt! It's adorable, you've got to see..."

The ouji bounded up in excitement, instantly awake. He slapped on a
robe. "It's finally happened?"

****

The beaming parents grinned madly into the plush pallet. Vegeta
unhooked the fat little tails.

"Wonderful! It seems this solstice got them going, eh?"

"Ai, and the texture's so soft!" Kakarot stroked velvety fur that
covered Nuru and Tezar head to toe except for their face, feet, and
hands.

"Grarrgg" bright eyes popped open as wobbly heads lifted.

"Awake are we?" the Ouji plucked up a purring Tezar. Kakarott picked
up Nuru. The proud parents cuddled their chibis.

"Well I know someone else who'll want to see this!" Vegeta couldn't
stop smiling.

Kakarot grinned idiotically. "A midnight surprise, eh?"

****

Amused guards smiled at the oujian as they glided through the quiet
chambers with two sizeable hair puffs. One particularly beefy guard
couldn't contain himself.

"Ho, oujian...the little ones have first pelt, I see!"

They approached with the chirping chibis. "Ai, Goonn" Vegeta
smirked. "A late surprise this evening!"

The crude guard winked at the cubs. "Lovely. Their fur shines like
water! My own chikki (grandbabies) got theirs last week."

Kakarot bounced a squalling Nuru. "Ai, many chibis turned this month.
We've a showing for the Ou and Regent Bardock!"

"They'll be pleased, no doubt. Eventide, lords!"

"Eventide!" the ouijan pressed on, finding it impossible to stop
smiling.

****

They approached the imperial doors. Kakarot sniffed.

"Say, Vegeta-"

The ouji shrugged. "Ai, I know. Raditz has been here...odd."

The parents glided inside. They weren't the only ones with a
surprise. A smiling Raditz greeted them, clad in a robe also.

"Gedarse! I don't believe this!" he laughed in delight, seeing the
chibis.

Kakarot stared. "What? You mean??"

Raditz pointed at the floor, smirking. A fuzzy Xenna shrieked in
greeting.

The Ouji cracked up. "Xenna's got her pelt, too!!"

"Unbelievable!" Kakarot laughed, plopping Nuru next to her. The cubs
sniffed each other and started rolling wildly.

Tezar screamed, not wanting to be left out. Vegeta dropped him down
also.

"All right, you little monster. Go on!"

The air filled with squalls and shrieks as the chibis played. Their
parents shouted above the noise to talk.

"DID XENNA GET HERS TONIGHT?"

"AI, SHE SURPRISED ME...I HAD NO IDEA, EVEN YESTERDAY."

"THEY SAY IT HAPPENS SUDDENLY. WE WERE SURPRISED TOO!"

"AREN'T THEY BEAUTIFUL?"

"OF COURSE...PERFECT BONES!"

"AND THEIR FUR IS SO SOFT-"

Two very agitated and annoyed parents came up behind them, holding
their ears.

"Shut off the damn noise!!" Bardock bellowed.

"Ai, give it a rest" a bedraggled Ou snarled, glaring. "What means
this idiocy in the middle of the night!"

"The chibis have their pelts!!" the adults yelled simultaneously.

Dark eyes went wide. "Eh??"

Kakarot pointed at the fur floor. "See?"

Blinking in stunned surprise, the grandsires stared at their chikki.
Bardock bellowed with laughter.

"Furballs! Lovely..."

The Ou chuckled. "Amazing, they all turned the same night."

"Their eyes really shine. See how the light catches on their pelts?"
Vegeta no ouji noted with pride.

Bardock plopped to the floor, scooping them up. "Hn...fuzzies! Maybe
you'll make good pillows, eh?"

The chibis screeched, squashing into him. The Ou sat next to them,
rolling Xenna into his lap.

"Abe'se, princess." he scratched her wild mane. Xenna purred,
clucking.

Kakarot watched them, noting his parents' dishevelled appearance. "We
didn't interrupt or disturb anything?"

Bardock glanced up at him. "Nothing that isn't already disturbed."
His son made a face.

The ouji laughed. "You walked into that one, Kakarot. It seems a lot
of chibis changed this month, with the variance between crescent and
half moon."

Raditz glanced out a window at night skies. "Ai, there's a crescent
tonight. Quite beautiful, actually."

Bardock stroked his grandsons tenderly. "Hn...soft. What a nice
surprise on a quiet evening."

The Ou chuckled as Xenna nipped his fingers. "Quiet until loud
children burst in here."

"AAOUUU!!!" a tousled head shook back. Startled, everyone stared at
Kakarot.

"Now what was that for!" the Ou demanded. "Idiot."

Sheepish. "I ah...just felt good."

"Go howl somewhere else. But you can leave the chibis here."

"Of course..ssnnrrrlllll...."

Vegeta no ouji stared at his mate. "No, I get it, heaAAOOOROUUU!!"

Bardock blinked. "What's going on here?"

Raditz was snarling now at the window, shaking his head also. "Feels
GRROOReeat..." his tail fluffed out.

The Ou clutched his head. "Grrruargh...the window!!"

Bardock stood abruptly. "But it isn't a full MrooOOOOOONNNN" his
voice dissolved into growls. The chibis started clawing the carpet.

Vegeta Ou made a move to pull the window shades down. By the time he
had done so, conversation became grunts and howls.

He turned. His shaggy family was covered in fur. Wild manes had
sprouted to crazed porportions. Spiky fur burst from shoulders and
backs. Sets of red eyes glowed eerily.

"This is your fault RARRRDITZZ" the Ou attempted, clutching his
throat. Speech was becoming too difficult.

Sharp teeth glistened. "Loook a little wild yoooOOORSelf,
sabagggrrrr..." Raditz started shrieking, shaking his head again.

"ARuGHH...bones BURNNNNnngrrrr!!!" Bardock screeched. His hair
literally stood on end now.

"AARR feel GOOOOOOOD!!" Kakarot bellowed, leaping for the ceiling.

"MEAH TOOOOOOOO!!" the ouji cracked an earsplitting roar, bounding up
after his mate. They dangled from a crossbeam by their tails.

Fur spiked under the Ou's robes. Annoyed, he ripped them off, not
wanting restraint. "GrWOORGG..." grabbing the chibis he bounced up as
well.

"Hehee HEEEAAGRR!!" with wild glee Raditz also went up, wrapping a
thick tail around a post.

Bardock stood shrieking at his fuzzy family, fists shaking. "GRUARHH
GUnn RUUOORGH-"

The others chittered, laughing as Bardock strained to talk. With a
grunt and howl the dark saiyan gave up his futile attempt at speech,
joining the others.

The hairy saiyans dangled from the crossbeams, howling and roaring.
It was going to be a long night.

THE END


A/U

HOUSE OF VEGETA HIGHLIGHTS 2


The world was upside down.

Vegeta no Ouji blinked, staring at his universe. His line of sight
was tilted, reversed. Perfectly normal for his people.

Looking about, he saw his family dangling alongside. Golden bodies
were inverted, dark hair hanging down in columns everywhere. Nuru
clung to Raditz, and the Ou had Xenna. Tezar attached himself to
Bardock's middle.

The prince yawned, glancing out the now bright window. A brilliant
sunrise beamed red glow across the room, shading sharp contrast into
the rafters where they hung.

_Hn, what happened last night? I'm trying to remember..._

Dark eyes trained on him nearby. "I see you're awake."

"Only barely, father. I can't recall what happened yesterday."

The Ou grunted. "The last thing I know is that your foolish brother
opened the window wide from a crescent moon."

A loud yawn interrupted them. Kakarot turned and nuzzled his mate,
purring.

"Good morning, koi." soft nips on the silky throat.

The ouij rumbled blissfully. "Don't you think we should take this
elsewhere, Kakarot?"

"Hmm?" sleepy eyes looked about as he rotated on his tail, seeing the
others dangling alongside.

"Good morning, saba. A quiet day, hn?"

"So far, loon. I intend to see that it stays that way."

"Why wouldn't it?"

"Let's just say-" cable like arms grabbed the Ou from behind. Bardock.

"You always were a crank first thing." the dark saiyan rumbled
against his king. Tiny snarls interrupted further talk.

"I don't think Tezar likes being squashed, father." Kakarot noted,
seeing his son puff and spit.

"Bah. A little squash doesn't hurt anything. I used to lay on you all
the time to keep you quiet."

Xenna abruptly woke, still nestling against the Ou. She started
chirping, which set off the other two chibis. Soon screeches filled
the once quiet air.

"So much for that." the Ou groused. Raditz looked about blearily.

"What's all the noise?" he stared at the squalling Nuru sticking to
his gut.

"Your loudmouthed daugher is what!" the ouji rounded on him. "Not to
mention her crackbrain father who opens windows under crescent moon!!"

"How the hell am I going to remember every freaking cycle? Besides,
it was supposed to rain last night!"

"It's your fault we're up here, Raditz!" Kakarot shouted.

"Your typical logic amazes me, Kakarot. If you don't like it, get
your fat ass down!!"

The wild one glared. "What the hell are you doing looking at my ass?"

A smirk. "It's kind of hard to miss."

The ouji snarled, white teeth flashing.

"Relax, Vegeta...I just had an eye on it."

"Do you want to keep that eye?!"

"Here goes the bullshit." Bardock growled. "Looks like you were
right, koi..."

The Ou sniffed. "I told you they'd start up!"

"Only a moron opens windows under moon...unless it's on purpose!"
Kakarot bellowed.

"Yeah, Kakarot...I just wanted to see you dance. I heard that you
once-"

"Enough!!" the ouji roared. "Or I'll burn you, Raditz...you'll never
hold up to a super saiyan!"

The chibis screamed in delight, enjoying the ridiculous argument.

Fangs clacked. "I'm getting damn sick of that tired assed threat,
brother. Bring it on! Name the time and place-"

An earsplitting roar stopped all argument. Bardock trailed to a
growl. "Dimwits...save this for Frieza!!"

"Fuck Frieza!" Kakarot snapped back. "Raditz wants me to dance and
I'll do it...across his thick skull!"

"Tough talk from somebody who lost it at that club...you do remember
that, little brother?" a nasty grin.

Kakarot flushed red, edging to attack.

"Cretin" the ouji hissed, moving at him also.

They never got the chance. With blinding speed the Ou grabbed their
heads and cracked them together. Sparks flew from impact as the
saiyans wailed in pain.

"A king's work is never done" he said smugly as his sons saw stars.
Bardock laughed with approval.

"Ai, loud mouths and soft skulls...a bad combination, don't you
think?"

"Shut up, father" Vegeta no Ouji growled, clutching his throbbing
skull.

"I'm over here, sweet prince" Bardock taunted, smirking. "You're
talking to Raditz."

"Go to hell."

"Tsk...such a bad temper. I wonder who you got it from eh?" more
laughter.

Raditz squinted, trying to clear his vision. "That wasn't
appreciated!"

"I could care less. Do something about it, fool." the Ou challenged.

Kakarot rubbed his sore head. "I'll lay odds on that bet!"

More earsplitting shrieks from the chibis.

"GAAAHHH" Kakarot covered his ringing ears. "Shit...somebody make
them be quiet."

"As quiet as you are? Watch yourself, fool...you almost toppled!"
Bardock warned.

"EVERYBODY shut up." the prince complained, his head still sore.

"I don't back down from any challenge!" Raditz bellowed. It was a
mistake, making his skull rattle again.

"It might work better if you challenged the right person, asshole!"
the Ou reminded him. "You're looking at Kakarot!!"

"Ai, koi, our crosseyed clowns are up to the challenge!" Bardock
mocked.

"What the hell are you laughing at, father. It ain't funny!"

"It is to me, you asswipe!!"

"I'm sick of all of you" the prince hissed. "If Raditz hadn't been so
damn stupid in opening that window-"

"Not nearly as stupid as you!"

"Don't make me swing over there" Kakarot snarled. "I'll bust you a
new one!!"

Screams, curses and shouts continued on as they dangled, arguing
idiotically.

The Ou cradled Xenna, smiling. "Hn, what a pleasant morning."

THE END