Through The Keyhole

Con - Its been a long, long few months...but we have finally returned!!!

Popo- And two busted puters...but at least we managed to save everything!

Con- Yeah, one right after the other had been fixed too...rather depressing really...

Popo- But now we're back and here we have another story for you to enjoy!

Con - Yup! But before we get to that I must say how disappointed I am. No one reviewed our last chap of 'In Brief'. And I can speak for the both of us when I say that we are very proud of it and were saddened by no review after so much work.

Popo - So let us know what you think of this one; please!

Con - And if you are feeling really kind, review the last chap of In Brief too. This fic is a little different from the others; it involves an appreance from our favourite Russian bitches!

Popo - They're so awesome, heheh. So sit back and enjoy!

Disclaimer - We do not own Beyblade or any of its characters, and do not make any money from this.

Also both authors of this piece have consented to its use on this site.

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“Kai sucks! There must be ~something~ to do around here,” Tala sighed, tossing a scrunched up piece of magazine into the waste bin at the far side of the room, “With a house this fucking big…well….as an amusement park!” he declared, tearing another page free from its binding at squeezing it between his hands, “There should be a rollercoaster in here! Or a Ferris wheel; at least!”
Frustrated at the lack of things to do, he threw the wad of paper in his hand, it barely making it in the bin as he stood up, stretching; “Maybe I can convince him to let me borrow a car; or something…!” he mused, wandering through the large house to find the elusive owner.

***

“So what do you think?” Hilary asked Kai.
“Yeah; great,” he agreed absently, furiously tapping away on his lap top.
“Really? So how about I take your laptop and throw it out of the window? Maybe throw out some of your porn dvds too….”
“Yeah; that would be good,” Kai nodded.
“I knew you weren’t listening!” Hilary snapped, slamming shut the silver notebook.
“Hil!” Kai yelped, looking up at her, “What the hell was that for?!”
“So you’d listen to me!” she sang brightly, giggling.
“Why…?” he whined, “It’s just stupid Bryan…”
“He is not stupid!” Hilary pushed his shoulder, “Well; maybe he is…” she giggled, shaking her head, “but that isn’t the point! It’s his birthday!”
“So?” Kai shrugged, “I was in the middle of something important!”
“Kai; removing limbs from imaginary characters is not important.”
“It is when I have a high score to beat! Do you know whose high score that is?!” he demanded.
“I sure do,” she nodded, “You must be mortified to be beaten by your own Mother. Who, may I add, never played a computer game in her….”
“I don’t want to talk about it,” he said abruptly, folding his arms.
“Okay; then Bryan’s gift,” she grinned, having got him back to the task at hand, “Will this be okay for him?” she asked.
“I’m sure he would have much more appreciated a carton of 100 cigarettes,” Kai smirked, “Or maybe 200; now that would shut him up…”
“He needs to stop that!” Hilary scolded, “So this will do him much better!”
“Yes; because what we all need a scarf,” Kai rolled his eyes, “You know; I bet it was at the top of his list! You’re a genius Hil!” he cried sarcastically.
“I’m going to strangle you with it,” she glared, pulling it taut in her fingers.
“Oh; you can strangle me lower if you want,” he grinned.
“You….!” She blushed, pouting, tossing the scarf into his face, making him drop back on the bed.
“Me what…?” Kai grabbed her wrist, pulling her down on top of him; resting her hands to him.
“Don’t,” she shook her head, accepting his kiss.
“Why not?” he kissed her neck; making her move back; sitting up on her knees.
“Bryan and Tala are around…” she protested, Kai dragging her back down to him.
“So?” he smirked, “We’re in here…they aren’t….or do you want an audience?”
“No!” she cried, thumping her hand off his chest.
“I’m kidding; kidding Hil…” Kai assured her, rubbing her cheek, “Like I’d want to share you anyway,” he admitted, running his finger up her leg.
“We shouldn’t…” Hilary blushed, looking away.
“That means you want to,” he challenged.
“No it does not,” she protested feebly, trying to catch his wandering hand.
“Admit it; you’ll feel better,” Kai urged, “Don’t you think…?”
“No….oookay!” Hilary squealed as Kai’s finger snuck into her underwear; slipping into her awaiting body; the man unable to wipe a smirk from his face.
“Told you you’d feel better; didn’t I?”

***

“There should be a fucking map too!” Tala complained, “Nothing’s fucking simple for him! Jackass!” he muttered, lifting his hand up to knock on the heavy door to Kai’s room, stopping dead in his tracks as he heard noises from the other side.
“….okay!” Hilary’s voice was clear; a devilish grin crossing Tala’s features.
“What the Hell is Hiwatari doing…?” he put his hand to his side; resting his head to the door to listen in.
“Told you you’d feel better, didn’t I?” Kai asked.
“That dirty bastard…!” Tala thought, laughing inwardly.
“Kai…don’t do…!”
“I will do,” Kai spoke up, giving a light chuckle.
“Kai…!” Hilary wailed, the sounds coming from the far side of the door making Tala’s brain work overtime; thinking of what lewd acts they could be in the middle of.
“I gotta tell Bryan about this one…!” he covered his mouth to keep his noise to a minimum; as he left in search of his friend.

***

“Bryan! Bryan!” Tala yelled, grabbing the doorpost as he almost shot straight past the door.
“Whoa, fuck; I ain’t doing shit!” Bryan yelped, Tala barely catching him tossing a lit cigarette out of the open window.
“Course you aren’t,” Tala shook his head, laughing.
“Oh, it’s just you,” Bryan took a cigarette from his pocket; lighting up again.
“Thanks,” Tala said with a wry smile.
“So what is it; that is so important that you made me throw a perfectly good cigarette out of the window?”
“That was all you; dude,” Tala reminded him, “But you ain’t gonna believe this!”
“I don’t believe anything you say anyway,” He corrected him, swinging back on his chair; taking a long draw of the cigarette in his hand.
“So I guess you don’t want to hear that Kai and Hil are having sex along the hall…?”
“Now now Ivanov,” Bryan sat the chair down on four legs, leaning across the table, “I didn’t say that.”
“You just about did,” the red head pointed out, folding his arms.
“Now don’t act like a prissy bitch,” Bryan put the cigarette out on the edge of the table, “Oh shit,” he groaned.
“See; I told you that habit would come back to bite you on the ass. It’s all well and good when it’s your own furniture; but when it’s someone else’s….”
“Thanks Mom,” Bryan rolled his eyes, tossing the evidence of his smoking out the window, rubbing the table, “But pray tell; why are we still here bitching at each other?”
“That’s a very good fucking point, Kuznetsov!” Tala nodded.
“Then let’s move!” Bryan shot up out of his seat; following Tala to listen in on the lusty couple!

***

“Listen!” Tala hissed in Russian, pointing to Kai’s closed bedroom door.
“If you’re lying; you better start fucking running now Ivanov…” Bryan warned; resting his ear to the door, “Well fuck me…!” he sniggered.
“No; fuck her,” Tala corrected him, Bryan biting his lip to stifle a laugh.
“Touché,” Bryan nodded, Tala resting his ear to the door to listen in too.

***

“No, no Kai.” Hilary blushed, trying not to look at him, “I’m so embarrassed…”
“Why? There’s no reason you should be.” Kai grinned, speaking softly to her.
“But I am…” She said feebly.
“Why?” Kai asked, pressing his chin to her shoulder.
“Cause you can put four fingers in me…” She said, playing with her hair, looking down.

***

“Whoa…” Tala grinned.
“Nice.” Bryan smirked.

***

“There’s nothing wrong with that,” Kai kissed her neck, “You can take more than four anyway, can’t you?” He whispered in her ear.
“No….” She answered quietly.
“Sorry, what was that Hil?” Kai smirked against her neck, “You can fit more than four. For example, let’s try five now, shall we?” He grinned, slipping a fifth finger into her tight opening, Hilary moaning loudly.
“Ah!” She squeaked, pushing her hips back into his hand, “Kai…”
“Doesn’t that feel nice?” Kai rubbed her bottom, “I sure think it does…”
“Ah-huh,” she nodded, biting her lip, “Kai…”
“Now…that’s how many Hil?” He asked, kissing her neck.”
“Five…” She gasped.
“Should we try the whole fist?”

***

“That dirty son of a bitch…!” Tala sniggered.
“He doesn’t have the balls for it,” Bryan dismissed Kai’s suggestion to Hilary.
“No; he has the hand,” Tala made a face, Bryan rolling his eyes.
“You’re a fucking sad git, Ivanov….”
“And I thought all this time you only thought I was a perverted low life….it seems I’ve moved up a little,” he quipped.
“You wish,” he slapped his hand over Tala’s mouth, raising a finger to his lips, “It seems Kai’s about to make another ‘move’.”
“This is better than a porn dvd!” The red head mumbled through his friends’ hand.
“You really are fucking sick in the head,” he sighed, ignoring him to listen further.

***

“Whole thing?” Hilary repeated, looking shocked.
“What?” Kai smirked, “Don’t act like you haven’t done it before…” He grinned, pushing inside of her, Hilary wailing loudly. “Its not like you haven’t don’t it before.”
“I don’t remember it being as large as this though KAI!!” She moaned, gripping the bed sheets tightly.
“Really, I find that hard to believe Hil. You’re very well accustomed to me now, aren’t you?” He grinned, slipping his hand from her body, rubbing her folds from behind. “How about we move over just a bit Hil?” Kai patted her rear gently, making her move up on the bed.
“Oh-okay,” she nodded, feeling Kai’s hands on her waist as he slipped his large member inside her body.
“Oh Kai…” Hilary moaned softy, “That feels so good…”
“Good,” Kai smiled, lifting her leg up for better access, kissing along her neck until she turned to kiss him.
“I know,” he smirked, rubbing his hand across her ass, rocking his hips to hers, making her cry into his open mouth.
“Uh….”

***

“This is getting really hot,” Tala sighed.
“Don’t you get funny on me,” Bryan warned, “I’ll put you through the god damn door.”
“Oh! Do that anyway!” Tala begged, clutching his arm.
“You sick little fuck,” Bryan shook his head.
“I miss the girls from home now,” Tala sighed.
“We have a few numbers for here,” Bryan reminded him.
“Oh yeah!” Tala agreed, nodding, “A lot of them said just to give a call if I ever came back…”
“Kai!” Hilary’s voice broke their little discussion, turning them back to focus on the couple behind the door.
“What do you think he’s doing?” Tala mused.
“Fucking her good; by the sounds of it,” he grinned, “He’s learned well from us.”
“What the Hell did he ever learn from us?” Tala asked.
“The best porn in the land!” Bryan declared proudly.
“That’s true,” Tala nodded, holding in a laugh.
“That’s it..!” Kai purred in Russian, audible through the door.
“Sounds like someone’s enjoying himself too,” Bryan quipped, the two listening quietly for more.

***

“Yes! Yes!” Hilary chanted, crying out happily at each of Kai’s strong thrusts, “More, more!” She begged, gripping the bed-sheets tightly in her fingers.
“More more,” Kai grunted, “Or more more more?” He kissed her neck.
“That sounds much better!” Hilary shook her hair out, groaning loudly as he upped his pace; Hilary moaning loudly as his hips forcefully met hers. “Kai!!”

***

“Whoa…” Bryan grinned, “She is one dirty bitch!”
“And he’s one dirty bastard!” Tala agreed, nodding, trying not to laugh.
“You know; I can actually hear Kai’s skin hitting off hers.” Bryan explained, grimacing.
“He doesn’t have very good doors if we can hear that clearly.”
“Yeah; cheap son of a bitch,” Bryan agreed, nodding, “I’ve seen better doors on public toilets.”
“Yeah; you’ve spent a bit of your time in those haven’t you?” Tala raised an eyebrow.
“Yo; if that’s what the girl wants, that’s what she gets,” Bryan shrugged, “Who am I to deny her of that?”
“Touché,” Tala mused, a smirk creeping across his lips, “I cannot judge.”
“Fuck right,” Bryan shot him a look.
“Don’t you kinda wish you could be a fly on the wall right now?” Tala admitted, his cheeks tinged pink.
“A little,” Bryan finally agreed, “But not as much as you; by the looks of it!”
“I wonder what they’re actually doing….?”
“You twisted piece of shit….” Bryan muttered under his breath as another moan echoed from the far side of the door.

***
“Oh God Kai!” Hilary moaned loudly, gasping and groaning with each strong movement of Kai’s hips.
He had bent her over, making her shoulders and head rest against the bed, while he pushed her legs back, resting her feet by her head.
“Ugh! I think I’m gonna burst!”
“You haven’t before!” Kai grunted, grinning as he rested his hands to her ankles.
“Trust you to say that!”
“Who else?” Kai flicked his hair back from his face; his cheeks tinged a deep red.
“Nobody,” she declared, resting her head against the pillows.
“Good,” he finally admitted, pushing her harder down in the sheets; eliciting moans from his lover’s lips; the girl writhing in exquisite pleasure.
“Kai,” she gasped, “Harder!”

***

“You know,” Bryan mused, “I was just thinking…”
“Probably the same thing as me,” Tala admitted.
“You want a sandwich too?”
“No; jackass! You know what I mean!” Tala snapped.
“I know,” Bryan laughed, nodding, “If she was single; you wouldn’t mind a round.”
“Or two, it would seem,” Tala grinned.
“Kai would skin us for saying that,” Bryan mused.
“Just as well he can’t hear us then,” Tala pointed out.