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Spill the Beans	By : Chuquita Category: Dragon Ball Z > General Views: 1602 -:- Recommendations : 0 -:- Currently Reading : 0
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Spill the Beans

2:00 AM 9/23/2008

Disclaimer: Dragon Ball
Z and its characters are a property of Akira Toriyama and Bird Studio. All
non-canon characters

are property of this
author.

Quote of the Week: -from
Tankobon # 20

Vegeta: Time to stop worrying
about being pretty...I'll make the
saiyan transformation...and crush him......!!

Heh-heh......my giant ape form is enough to terrify
even me.......!!

Chuey's Corner:

Goku: (giggle) Veggie thinks he is pretty--which he is! :3

Vegeta: (*head-desks*) (flushed) ...

Chuquita: I love this quote. It's so old school and familiar to
me, and even though I also liked the line later on in the

book where they're all "Oh look, Vegeta's dead. We should at
least dig a grave for him" and then Veggie's one eye pops open

and he says something like "You mean, for YOURSELVES!?";
but I couldn't pass the "pretty" line up. X3

Vegeta: I dislike this week's Q.O.T.W.

Goku: Veggie is scared of Oozaru too?

Vegeta: Pft! NO....

Goku: ...

Vegeta: ...I mean, not REALLY.

Goku: ?

Vegeta: (sighs) Yes. Gigantic forms that serve no further purpose
other than to simply be gigantic; and to squash you; are

vaguely frightening.

Goku: :) It is good when Veggie tells the truth.

Vegeta: (frustrated sigh)

Chuquita: I really had meant to start and throw a chunk into this
on Saturday, but other things derailed me from working on

it then. And Sunday I worked, and most of Monday I was at
school--though I do technically consider this still Monday as I

haven't gone to sleep yet--

Vegeta: (raises an eyebrow)

Chuquita: I'm just happy we're here. ^^; I totally had a writer's
bug and I needed to feed it SO bad.

Vegeta: Understandable.

Chuquita: So....Tabaru's your younger brother, eh?

Vegeta: AAGH! Did you NEED to start up on that!? Like I really
needed Toriyama to start throwing relatives at me!

Goku: But that means Mr. Toriyama cares, Veggie.

Vegeta: Cares about subjecting me to various mishaps in the name
of humor. (glowers)

Goku: I think it is kind of i-ronic that my family has a radish
farm.

Vegeta: ?

Goku: You know, be-cause of niichan who's name is similar to
radish.

Vegeta: Ahhhh. I get it.

Chuquita: (sweatdrops) Now I'm getting the mental image of a bunch
of little Raditsu heads sticking out of the ground.

Vegeta: That's...bizarre.

Chuquita: I can't wait to see Goku's new suit~!

Goku: It is fancy. :3

Vegeta: You know, if it weren't for everyone else; this special,
what with Kakarrotto and his fancy dressings, the elaborate

party, and a gigantic hotel, COULD'VE lead to something highly
more pleasurable for me.

Chuquita: And yet it hasn't. Has it?

Vegeta: I don't know; I haven't seen this thing yet.

Chuquita: (Sad face) I WISH I could see it.

Goku: (Sad sigh) Do not we all. :(

Chuquita: Anyways! Today's special jumps us back into "Those
3 Years". It's also at the earlier end of said trio of a�os as

Bulma and Yamcha are still together; though Veggie does have a
bedroom now; just not his "actual" bedroom yet.

Vegeta: Eh?

Chuquita: It's a room, but not the bedroom you remain in for the majority
of the series; as the latter of the two is still

Yamcha's bedroom at this point.

Vegeta: Oh...? (also confused)

Goku: Veggie will understand. (smiles and pats Veggie on the back)

Chuquita: Anyways, off we go!

Summary:
After seeing how happy Yamcha and Bulma are together, Goku can't hold it in any
longer and divulges the truth to Chi-Chi; that the lavender-haired boy from the
future told him that Yamcha and Bulma are fated to break up, with Vegeta
becoming Bulma's new boyfriend and siring a child with her--the lavender-haired
boy himself. Naturally, the idea of Vegeta settling down on Earth and having to
see him at every group function for the rest of her life horrifies her.
Granted, she owes Mirai Trunks a lot being that he brought her the medicine to
save Goku's life, but Vegeta never leaving them, ever? Secretively, Chi-Chi
plots to keep the couple together while simultaneously attempting to shuffle
Vegeta back off into space where he'll never see Goku again. Meanwhile, Vegeta
adjusts to life in his new bedroom and searches for a way to make Goku a part
of it.

Chapter
Titles:
Veggie and The Room that would one day be Bura's l What's that on your leg? l
Home-coming-surprises l Snap out of it! l

l Night-time Visitor l Equation Persuasions l Your Call has been
Redirected l Showdown at the Furniture Outlet l

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�� " It is glorious! " Vegeta spun around before
falling back-first onto the nicely-carpeted floor, " A little pink, "

he motioned to the walls around
him, " But glorious. " a wide smirk crossed his face.

�� " I a-gree with Veggie; there is lots of wide open
space; and part of the room is tiled so it can be hard or soft. "

Goku walked around, then
paused, " It kind of looks familiar though. "

�� " Used to be that blue-haired woman's when she was
younger. I didn't like any of the other rooms she showed me, but

this one; this is a treat.
" the ouji sat up, " Just think, Kakarrotto; some redecorating and I
could have my very own

headquarters. My, "control
room", if you may. " he rubbed his hands together, plotting. The ouji
strolled about the room

before pausing, his back turned
towards Goku. Vegeta tilted his head up over his shoulder and smirked back at
the larger

saiyajin, " How'd you like
to be a part of it, Kakarrotto? "

�� " Huh? " Goku blinked at him, confused.

�� Slight irritation flashed across Vegeta's face. He
quickly swept it away, " Staying here with me of course. We could

have a grand time--you would of
course be bringing your own bed along--I'm not letting you anywhere NEAR mine.
"

�� " But Veggie there is no bed in here at all. There
is nothing in here at all. "
Goku sweatdropped, looking about the

completely empty room.

�� " Well, there will be. " Vegeta folded his
arms, " I was thinking of even having you tag along with me to perform

some architectural
maintenance.� " he smirked.

�� " ... "

�� " I want you to help me pick out furniture to buy.
"

�� " Oh sure! After-all I cannot let Veggie go with an
empty room to sleep in at night. " Goku grinned, " I do not think

I could stay here with him
though. "

�� " Eh? "

�� " I could not leave Chi-Chi and Gohan to come live
here in Veggie's room with him; that would not be right. " the

larger saiyajin shook his head,
" Be-sides, if I stayed here with Veggie-tah I could acci-dentally mess up
the future. "

�� " The future? "

�� " A--ah! " Goku froze.

�� Vegeta was suddenly inches away from him, staring up at
Goku suspiciously, " What of "the
future", Kakarrotto? "

�� " Nothing! It's just-- "

�� The ouji slid around behind his peasant, " You know,
Kakarrotto, " he continued to circle Goku like a buzzard in the

desert, " I'm not
particularly a fan of the idea of you keeping secrets from me. "

�� " Aw Veggie, everyone has secrets. "

�� " ...yes, I suppose that is true. " the ouji
backed up a bit, allowing Goku room to breathe, " Besides, " his

expression softened a bit,
" You came back, and you're alive; and that's all that really matters.
"

�� Goku continued to watch him.

�� The smaller saiyajin reached into the pocket of his pants
and pulled out a small piece of cloth, " Could you pull

down your pants for me? "

�� " EHHHH!? " the larger saiyajin's eyes widened,
" Veggie what are you talking a-bout? "

�� " I--it's not what you're thinking of if you happen
to be thinking of what I briefly thought you had thought, which

I sincerely hope you haven't.
" the ouji quickly sputtered, looking away, his face flushed.

�� Goku shrugged and dropped his gi pants.

�� The ouji bent down and wrapped a fanciful blue and white
ribbon-like item around his peasant's thigh before standing

back up, closing his eyes as he
turned up to face Goku, " It's part of something I'm making for you; I,
I'm not very good at

it yet, but I figured as long
as you're here I might as well give you what I've made so far. "

�� " What is it? " Goku peered down at his leg.

�� " It's called a garter, I've seen them on Earth's
televised programming. You only give them to people who are very

important to you, so... "

�� The larger saiyajin smiled.

�� " --don't go reading too much into it though. "
Vegeta folded his arms, cheeks flushing again, " I'm doing this

purely on the thought process
that my sole remaining peasant deserves quality clothing and pleasant living
conditions. "

�� " That is really
nice of you, Veggie-tah. Nobody ever buys me stuff like this, not to mention
making it. "

�� " You can pull up your pants now. "

�� " Hm? O--OH! " Goku suddenly announced doing
so.

�� " If you stay here with me, I could finish it
sooner. " the ouji stared up at him, " I bet I could make clothes for

the both of us; and I'm getting
better at the culinary arts as well--soon I'll be able to prepare more
extravagant dishes

than that blue-hairred woman's
mother. We could eat fine cuisine every night. "

�� " Aww Veggie that is very sweet of you, but I am not
Veggie's special person. " Goku adjusted his gi sash, tightening

it a bit, " Mirai said so.
"

�� " Who? "

�� " ... " Goku blanked out for a moment before
letting out a gasp and covering his mouth with his hands, " Ah--bye

Veggie-see-you-later! " he
quickly dashed out of the room before teleporting away.

�� " AAGH KAKARROTTO WAIT! " Vegeta shouted, upset
and frustrated as he raced into the hallway after him only to find he

was too late. The ouji let out
a string of curses in his native tongue before stubbornly turning to head back
inside.

�� " Vegeta? Is that you? " a voice called from
down below.

�� The smaller saiyajin sluggishly dragged himself towards
the overhang to see Bulma and Yamcha standing on the living

room floor, looking up at him,
" Yamcha and I are going out to eat; we just wanted to let you know before
we leave. "

�� " What do I care what you do to provide sustenance
for yourselves?! " Vegeta exclaimed.

�� " Someone's snappy. " she muttered in reply.

�� " Why doesn't Kakarrotto live here? " the ouji
demanded, pressing his gloved hands against the railing.

�� " Gee Vegeta, I don't know. " Bulma dryly
replied, " Maybe its because he HAS A FAMILY OF HIS OWN? "

�� " Possibly... " Vegeta trailed off, looking
away and mulling it over while not having understood a bit of the

sarcasm Bulma had placed in her
voice; causing her to sweatdrop.

�� " Where is Goku by the way? I thought I sensed his
ki up there with you. " Yamcha asked, confused.

�� Vegeta sulked, leaning his back up against the wall and
folding his arms, " He ran away on me; I think he's hiding

something... " the ouji
pouted before a devious smirk appeared on his face, " No matter though,
I'll find out what secrets

Kakarrotto's keeping all to
himself. I can be a very persuasive
individual. " he spun fashionably and headed back towards

his room.

�� " I'm still not completely sure what you were hoping
to accomplish by having him live here with us. " Yamcha stood

there, minorly creeped out.

�� " Well I thought he'd calm down once he got used to
living on Earth; but it's been almost half a year now and he's

barely changed a bit short of
threatening me. " Bulma sighed, disappointed. She smiled over at Yamcha
and linked arms with

him, " But that's ohkay
because if Vegeta ever tries to do anything, I can attack him and you can
protect me! "

�� " A--h...from VEGETA?! " Yamcha paled, "
You do know he got me killed, right? "

�� " Bah; you've had lots of training at Kaio's. You
could take him if you really tried. " she boasted before grabbing

her handbag, " Let's be
off! "

�� " R---right... "

�� " Do I really need to ask what that is, Goku-san?
" Chi-Chi spoke dryly as she watched Goku from the open doorway;

the large saiyajin soaking wet
and in his boxer shorts.

�� " Why it is a de-licious fish of course! " Goku
happily motioned his head towards the huge fish he was carrying over

his shoulder.

�� " She means that frilly rubber-band around your
right leg, Son. " Piccolo pointed out with as much distaste as

Chi-Chi had shown.

�� " Oh. " Goku looked down at it, then lifted his
leg up onto the side of one of the kitchen chairs, " It is a garter!

Veggie-tah gave it to me
be-cause he says I'm someone important to him. " he lightly flushed,
" I, I do not know what it does

though; if it does anything at
all. "

�� " It's for keeping socks and stockings from falling
down, Goku-san. " Chi-Chi stared at the garter as if it were

riddled with disease.

�� " Oh...I do not have any socks that long, Chi-Chi.
" Goku sweatdropped, " I should tell Veggie...that is un-less he

is making a pair of long socks
for me....wait what are stockings? "

�� " Wait, back up, the Ouji MADE this? " she
walked up to him and lightly tugged on the blue and white material.

�� " It did look a bit shoddy from over here. "
Piccolo commented.

�� " I'm not even going to bring up how you could
possibly even know that. " Chi-Chi felt herself growing more ill by

the second.

�� " It's part of a whole bunch of things Veggie-tah's
making for me. " Goku smiled warmly at the garter, then slumped a

bit, " Though I do feel
kind of bad accepting such gifts from Veggie when I know that I am not the one
for him. "

�� " Of course you're not! " Chi-Chi exclaimed in
shock, " Did the Ouji say something like that to you? " she asked,

concerned, " Did he say
something like you're "the one"? Because you know where garters are
mostly used nowadays, right? "

�� " No Veggie did not say that; he did say I was
important to him though. "

�� " They're something a bride wears on her wedding
day! "

�� " ... " Goku's eyes went wide and his face
flushed wildly, " D--does Veggie know that? " he clutched tightly at
the

giant fish in his arms.

�� " How would I know!? " Chi-Chi sweatdropped.

�� " .....Veggie did say he wanted me to live in his
room with him... " Goku trailed off, trying to think things

through.

�� " WHAT?! "

�� " B--but I told Veggie-tah "no"! I really
did! " Goku waved his arms in the air, " Because, because; well
Piccolo

knows why! "

�� " Don't bring me into this! " Piccolo
exclaimed, " This entire conversation's getting way too bizarre for my
liking

to begin with! " he got up
out of his seat.

�� " This isn't good. " Chi-Chi stood there, her fists
clenched while sweat dripped down her forehead.

�� Piccolo sighed and left the room, hoping to avoid the
insanity as best he could and possibly return around dinner

time.

�� " The Ouji doesn't know to teleport, does he? "

�� " No. I have not taught any-one how to do that,
Chi-Chi. " Goku shook his head, setting the fish down.

�� " Good. Make sure you don't. "

�� " *BRING*BRING*BRING*BRING* " the phone on the
wall suddenly began to ring.

�� Both Goku and Chi-Chi looked over at it.

�� Chi-Chi held her hand up, stopping a worried and uneasy
Goku as she approached the phone and picked up, " Hello? "

�� " Onna~ how pleasant to hear your voice on this
wonderful autumn day. "

�� " HE'LL NEVER BE YOUR SUGAR BABY, OUJI!! NOT EVEN
OVER MY DEAD BODY!! " Chi-Chi hollered into the phone.

�� " Whaa? " Vegeta blinked, baffled.

�� Goku took the phone from Chi-Chi, his face still flushed,
" I--I-am-sorry-Veggie-tah-you-are-a-good-person-and-very

kind-to-me-but-I-can-not-be-your-bride!!!
" he sputtered quickly before hanging up.

�� " .... " Vegeta stood there, petrified. The
phone dropped out of his hand and hit the tiled floor below, spinning out

before skidding to a halt
several feet away.

�� " I feel awful..
" Goku sulked, holding the phone in his hands.

�� " It's alright Goku-san. You did the right thing.
" Chi-Chi patted him on the shoulder.

�� " Hai...it is for the future after-all. "

�� " Annnnnnd by that you mean you don't have any sort
of feelings-of-a-romantic-nature towards the Ouji, right? " she

squeezed a little harder.

�� " I, I suppose not. " Goku flushed, " I, I
think..no, yea, ah....I do not think so. " he stammered, confused.

�� " ... "

�� " ... "

�� " Chi-Chi, a-bout the future, and the boy from the
future who gave me the medicine to save me. "

�� " Yeah...? " she replied, apprehensive.

�� " There are other things he told me too, things that
only Piccolo and I know a-bout the future that I have not told

anyone be-cause I am a-fraid if
I do they won't come true. " he shifted around.

�� " ... " Chi-Chi sat down, bracing herself for
the most terrifying of possibilities.

�� " You know, " Goku started out, sitting down
across from her, " Chi-Chi...if I tell you, will you PROMISE not to tell

anyone else? I am not sure I
can keep it to myself any longer; e-specially when I see Veggie so often and
he's so sweet to me

and says such nice things
a-bout me and gives me special gifts and it hurts inside here and I am not
com-pletely sure why.. "

he placed his hands over his
chest.

�� " I promise, Goku-san. "

�� " Yamcha and Bulma, they're gonna break up. Again,
but forever this time. "

�� Chi-Chi raised an eyebrow.

�� " But, be-fore they can get back to-gether, Bulma is
going to make love with Veggie-tah; and she is going to get

pregnant be-cause of it. "

�� Her eyes widened.

�� " And their baby...its that boy who traveled here
from the future to give me the medicine to save my life. It is why

I cannot spend lots of time
with Veggie-tah like I wish I could; because if I distract Veggie-tah, or if I
somehow cause that

night not to happen--that boy
from the future--no, Trunks--won't be born. " Goku looked up at her.

�� " You..like spending time with the Ouji? "

�� The larger saiyajin glanced down at himself, "
Veggie is a good friend. And he tries so hard to learn a-bout how

life works on Earth and he
wants to spend time with me too and I would like to spend time with Veggie too.
"

�� " Platonically? "

�� " Y--YES! Of course! I have feelings for Veggie but
they are friendship-feelings! Not sexy ones! "

�� " And...the Ouji...falls in love with Bulma? "

�� " Well, no. " Goku looked away.

�� " But you just said she's going to become pregnant
with his...Ouji...SPAWN! "

�� " Chi-Chi knows how Bulma and Yamcha ar-gue a lot
and often mis-interpret each other? "

�� " Yeah, so? "

�� " Trunks said that one night after an argu-ment,
Bulma stalked off, saw Veggie, and in a fit of upset-ed-ness at

Yamcha, she took Veggie's
virginity from him. "

�� Chi-Chi pressed her fingers up against her temples,
" ...Goku-san, that's not love, that's sexual assault. "

�� " Trunks called it a
"crime of passion". "

�� " Either way, its not good. " she spoke, an
eerie silence hovering over her, " Goku-san, don't you know what this

means? If the Ouji and Bulma
have a child together; that means the Ouji will NEVER LEAVE. He'll be
"part of the family"; he

won't be able to run away into
deep space--leaving us forever--if he has a kid HERE. " Chi-Chi's
uneasiness began to

escilate, " Every
birthday. Every holiday. Every single group social function we attend with your
friends for the rest of

our lives...he'll BE THERE.
"

�� A small smile quirked up on Goku's face at it.

�� " DON'T SMILE THIS ISN'T A GOOD THING AT ALL!!
" Chi-Chi snapped, causing Goku to look back down at his lap.

�� " H--hai Chi-Chi. "

�� The couple sat there in silence for a moment.

�� " ... "

�� " ... "

�� " Goku-san? " Chi-Chi spoke up, "
Time-travel; the way it works; if something were to happen here, would it
affect

the time this
"Trunks" came from? "

�� Goku shook his head, " Trunks told me that
every-time you change something in the past, you create a new timeline and

a new future. That is why, even
though Trunks may have saved this timeline's future; nothing has changed in his
timeline. "

�� " So...it would be ohkay if the Ouji wasn't sexually
attacked--it wouldn't cause your medicine to disappear or

anything, would it? "

�� " I do not think Bulma "attacked"
Veggie... " Goku sweatdropped, " But no, it'd still be here, why?
"

�� " Oh, no reason. " she laughed it off, waving
Goku away, " I think you should probably give that, er, "garter"
to me

for safe keeping though. "

�� " What? Why? " the larger saiyajin pouted.

�� " Because, just look at it. The Ouji gave that to
you out of the platonic-love in his heart and off you go and wear

it while going fishing in the
river? That thing could've broken apart or fallen off and you would have lost
it forever. "

�� " Gasp! "

�� " THEN what would you have told the Ouji the next
time he brought it up? "

�� " I, I do not know... " worry clouded Goku's
face as he reached down and slid the blue and white garter off his leg

before placing it on the kitchen
table.

�� Chi-Chi picked it up and held it a considerable distance
away from her face. She squinted her eyes to read tiny

white lettering on the side of
the garter, which read "Kakarrotto no Vegeta", " Oh you've got
to be joking. " she flatly

stated, a rumble of indigestion
bubbling up in her stomach, " One can only imagine what the rest of this
outfit must entail."

�� " I bet it is something really cool, like a fancy
gi~ " Goku mused.

�� " He started off with a bridal accessory, Goku-sa,
do you REALLY think this is a part of a GI? " Chi-Chi shook the

item in the air.

�� " ... " Goku stared at her blankly, " I
can dream. "

�� Chi-Chi heaved a sigh, " Utterly ridiculous.
Goku-san? "

�� " Hm? "

�� " How about you clean and gut that fish while I put
this...piece of..clothing, away? "

�� " Ohkay! " his face lit up as he got out of the
chair and went to do just that.

�� Chi-Chi ducked down a hallway and made it halfway down
the hall before opening the door to the bathroom and tossing

the garter in the garbage can,
then continuing on to her bedroom, " Unabatedly insufferable! "

�� " We're back! " Bulma called out happily and
slightly drunk as she and Yamcha entered Capsule Corp.

�� " Aaugh my stomach's so full.. " Yamcha
groaned.

�� " That's because you ate too much. " she
smirked, then spotted her mother at the top of the stairs, " Mom? "

�� " Oh Bulma thank goodness you're here. He's been
like this for the past several hours and I'm starting to get really

worried. "

�� " Eh? " Bulma blinked, confused.

�� " VEGETAAAA!! " Bulma yelled into the ouji's
right ear.

�� " .... " Vegeta continued to stand there,
frozen in place; the blood drained out of his face and the cordless phone

from the kitchen lying on its
side upon the tiled part of Bulma's former bedroom.

�� " What HAPPENED to him!? " she turned to Bunni.

�� " I don't know dear. He came downstairs during the
afternoon to borrow the phone, went upstairs and never came back

down again. Not even when I
called him for dinner--and you know how much Vegeta enjoys dinner. " Bunni
explained.

�� Bulma walked around the ouji until she was facing him.
The blue-haired woman waved her hand out infront of Vegeta's

face, " What is WRONG with
you? "

�� " .... "

�� She heaved a sigh, frustrated, " I don't get it; I
thought he was going to go furniture-shopping with Son-kun today."

�� Vegeta's body lightly twitched, catching the group's
attention.

�� Bulma turned back to him to see Vegeta no longer staring
off into space and trying to form words.

�� " Ah...a....aah....ih.. "

�� " Go on. "

�� " IT'S NOT
TRUE!!! " the ouji stumbled back before falling flat on his rump,
" IT'S NOT TRUE! NOT TRUE AT ALL! AN

HONEST MISTAKE! A
MISUNDERSTANDING! A MISINTERPRITATION A COMPLETE AND UTTER MISS!!

�� " What
is?--and will you please stop yelling?! " Bulma plugged her ears with her
fingers.

�� " I, I think Onna lied to Kakarrotto. That must be
it. Or, or someone gave him false information. Or, or, did I

really give off that sort of
impression? " he sat there, staring at the palms of his hands, "
Certainly it wouldn't be

strange; I've seen earth visual
entertainment programs, I like to think I know enough to get around. Did I come
off too

brash? Is it my scent? Oh I
should knew I should've given him the entire outfit at once! "

�� " What are you TALKING about? "

�� " I have to go to Kakarrotto's and set things
straight. R--right away. " Vegeta got up.

�� " Not NOW. It's night-time! "

�� " SO?! I have no irrational fears of the dark. I'll
fight through the depths of climatetical precipitation to reach

my goal! "

�� " Your goal? "

�� " Kakarrotto, of course. " Vegeta smirked
proudly.

�� " ...of course. " Bulma sweatdropped, "
Listen, Son-kun goes to sleep very early--like, practically the second the

sun sets he's in bed. If you
want to go sort whatever it is you need to sort out--go tomorrow morning.
"

�� The ouji slumped in place, " I suppose I would upset
Kakarrotto if I were to awaken him in the night... "

�� " That's the spirit. " Bulma patted him on the
shoulder before leaving the room and taking her mother and Yamcha

with her, " What a strange
guy... " she murmured to herself, trailing off.

�� Vegeta waited until they were out of range, then rubbed
his chin thoughtfully, " However.... "

�� Goku smiled as he lay there in bed, staring up at the
empty ceiling, his tail swishing beneath him. The large

saiyajin flopped onto his
stomach and nuzzled his face against the pillow. A cool fall breeze blew
lightly through the open

window in his bedroom; nicely
off-setting the excessive warmth he felt under the covers.

�� " ? " Goku shifted around, hearing a rustling
from nearby.

�� " I don't know how you manage to live here; it's
almost as empty as mine. "

�� The large saiyajin's eyes snapped open as he sat up to
see Vegeta seated at the edge of his bed, " V-VEGGIE-TAH! "

he pulled the covers up higher
over himself in shock, " Ah....I hope you are not mad at me. " he
smiled, uneasy.

�� " For what? A simple mistake such as that? It was
nothing more than a flub. " Vegeta chuckled, " What you think I

want and what I actually desire
are quite the different species, Kakarrotto. " he pulled himself up beside
the larger

saiyajin.

�� " ... " Goku looked down at his covers,
slightly flushed as he lifted them up a bit for Vegeta.

�� " Ah... " the ouji's own face flushed bright
red this time, " T--that's very kind of you. Yes. " he took the
offer,

moving in next to Goku under
the covers, " Say Kakarrotto? "

�� " Hai? "

�� " Why do you have your own room like this? And your
own bed? I'd stand to reason you and Onna would be sharing

one? "

�� " I am too strong to share a bed with Chi-Chi
any-more. I would not want her to acci-dentally get hurt just be-cause

she de-cided to go to sleep.
" Goku admitted, " I mean, I can keep my super saiyajin powers under
con-trol, but it does not

make it any less hard to do
certain things that be-fore I was this strong I would not have to worry a-bout
breaking in my

hands. " he explained,
" Like glasses. And plates. And doorknobs. And window-panes.. " he
motioned to his window-pane-less

window.

�� Vegeta leaned over to whisper to him, " What if I
told you I could bring you someplace where the windows wouldn't

shatter? "

�� " !!! " the larger saiyajin flushed heavily as
he grabbed his pillow and promptly buried his face in it,

" Veggie NO! I could not
do that! It would not be fair to the future! "

�� " Eh? " Vegeta blinked for a moment before
letting out a yelp, " AAAGH! YOU--YOU THOUGHT I MEANT--! " he
stammered,

" Oh for the, gaaah!
" he slipped out of Goku's bed and back onto the floor, " No no!
That's not what I meant at all! It

isn't what I meant earlier
either! " he protested in a panic.

�� Goku peered quietly up at him from over the top of the
pillow.

�� " I just... "

�� " Just what? "

�� " ... " the ouji stood there, unable to think
of exactly what he wanted to say, " I want to protect you. "

�� " ? " some of the fright disappeared from
Goku's eyes.

�� " From that disease. And from the androids and from
that Dr. Gero. I'm your prince and I want to save you from all

that may seek to cause you
harm! " he pointed heroically at the larger saiyajin.

�� Goku's tail flicked about behind him.

�� " I don't want you to die. " the fear from
Goku's eyes now appeared in Vegeta's, " You're the only other one left.

You're the one who rescued me.
I will definitely not allow for you to die. " the ouji's voice became
strained.

�� Goku pulled his pillow down and rested his chin on it.

�� " And, I know the odds are against me; but perhaps
if I train as hard as I possibly can; if I can push myself to my

limits and beyond--if I can
achieve super saiyajin form as well--I know I'll be able to stop them. "

�� " Veh-gee...? "

�� The ouji looked away, " I don't know who is putting
such ridiculous thoughts in your head about bridal-wear. That has

absolutely nothing to do with
me. "

�� " I shouldn't do it, but... " Goku pulled his
covers partly aside, " If Veggie would like to sleep with me tonight,

I would let him. "

�� " ... " Vegeta's tail was beginning to flush
now as he avoided eye-contact.

�� " I am sure Veggie-tah means well. Even if he used
to do bad things, he is doing good things now. And, and tomorrow

after breakfast; we could go
find some nice furniture for Veggie to-gether. And paint Veggiesroom a color
that he likes. "

�� " That...would be appreciated.... " Vegeta
trailed off, stammering slightly.

�� " And then we could go buy some ice-cream! Or, or go
fishing to-gether~! Oh you would LIKE fishing, Veggie-tah. It is

so much fun and there are so many different types of fish.
They're all delicious though. "

�� " I, think I'd like that. " Vegeta slid his
boots off before getting under the covers this time.

�� " Veggiesgonna wear his gloves to bed? "

�� " I always wear them. "

�� " Even when you take a bath? "

�� " AHHCK!--n--NO! " Vegeta exclaimed,
embarrassed, " My hands would be filthy under there if I never took th--oh

nevermind it. " he brushed
the thought away before laying down.

�� " If Veggie stays tomorrow night, I promise I'll
sneak a second pillow into my room for him. " Goku smiled, " I can

be sneaky too if I really try.
"

�� The smaller saiyajin closed his eyes, " I'm sure you
can. "

�� " Oh what IS THIS!?
" Chi-Chi exclaimed in equal horror and disgust; horrugst.

�� " I believe its what you humans call a
"sleepover". " Piccolo commented.

�� " Wow Toussan 'n Vegeta're sure close together on
Toussan's bed, Okaasan. " Gohan blinked, tilting his head.

�� " Gohan-chan, cover your eyes and leave the
room--preferably the latter first; I'm not having you walking into doors

on me. " Chi-Chi ushered
him away.

�� The demi-saiyajin shrugged and went on his way.

�� " *Ahem*. " Chi-Chi coughed to clear her
throat, then walked up to the bed and slammed her foot down onto the middle

of it, "
GO-KU-SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!!
"

�� " AAAAAAAAAH! " Goku sat up in bed, heart
racing and ears ringing.

�� " What IS
THIS?! " she angrily pointed to Vegeta.

�� " Oh, that is Veggie. He came to see me last night
so I let him stay over. " Goku smiled, " I really missed having

someone in bed with me. It was
nice. "

�� " So what, I'M
supposed to become a super saiyajin so you don't crush me in bed now?! " a
vein bulged on her

forehead, " DON'T YOU
UNDERSTAND THE REPROCUSSIONS OF WHAT YOU'RE NURTURING HERE!? " Chi-Chi
waved her arms in the air before pointing directly at Goku, " You let the
Ouji sleep in your bed and then he'll want to do all sorts of other things in
it with you! Things like...like....sex.
"

�� " EEP! " Goku yelped, clutching his bedsheets,
" I cannot let that happen! Trunks won't be born if I do! "

�� " Not to mention it would mean you'd be cheating on
Chi-Chi. " Piccolo blandly added.

�� " That too. "

�� " WHY AM I AN AFTERTHOUGHT ALL OF A SUDDEN!? "
Chi-Chi snapped, upset.

�� " *YAAWWWW~N*! " Vegeta's mouth opened wide,
then shut as he rubbed his eyes and sat up, " Ah, a good morrow to you

all. " the ouji smirked,
" Onna, Piccolo, and of course, my sweet flower of the desert. " he
turned to Goku and cupped the

larger saiyajin's chin with one
of his gloved hands.

�� " O--ohh.. " Goku flushed, looking away.

�� " Shut it, Ouji. I know what you're up too! "
Chi-Chi narrowed her eyes at him.

�� " Oh, do you? " Vegeta challenged, amused as he
settled himself even closer to Goku, wrapping his other arm around

the larger saiyajin while
easing up onto Goku's lap, " Tell me Onna, because I'd love to hear it. "

�� " V--Veggie please? " Goku choked out, flustered
more and more by the second.

�� " If you're trying to become stronger, Ouji;
Goku-san's bed isn't the place you should be looking. "

�� " Oh really? Onna has the secret to immortality and
limitless strength and power? Do tell, Onna. "

�� " Space. You need to go back into outer space and
train there. "

�� " Why? I have access to the gravity room while it's
landed upon Capsule Corp's front lawn. No need for me to go

elsewhere. " he snickered,
" Perhaps I'll even have Kakarrotto join me! My what fun we would have--training
together under

300x Earth's gravity. "

�� " Veggie-tah'd let me train with him? " Goku
peered over at him.

�� " Why of course, I could use a real live sparring
partner instead of those insipid machines that continuously break

on me. Besides what better way
than to, " he turned to Chi-Chi momentarily, " get to know you
better. " Vegeta said, an evil

grin on his face.

�� " ... " Chi-Chi glowered silently back at him.

�� " Why so sour, Onna? Kakarrotto and I are the last
of our species. Surely you could understand the special bond we

share as the only survivors of
our homeplanet's destruction? " he asked in a seemingly innocent way
though as if to mock her

in a
you'll-never-understand-him-like-I-can sort of way.

�� " There WERE four of you; there's nothing unique
about your situation. Piccolo killed Raditsu and YOU killed Nappa.

FOUR. Not TWO. "

�� " Isn't Onna and her mathematical equations dull to
listen to, Kakarrotto? " Vegeta commented, sliding up ontop of

the larger saiyajin, "
What do you say we leave this place and go hunt down some breakfast? " the
ouji asked, drawing little

circles on the floor with his
pointer finger, " I'm sure this forest of yours houses many powerful, delectable beasts. "

�� " Oh that's ENOUGH! " Chi-Chi yelled, "
You either get out of this house RIGHT NOW, Ouji, or I'm calling Bulma to

take you back! "

�� " Who? "

�� " !!! " Goku froze, coming to his senses,
" Oh Veggie NO! " he sat up instantly, almost knocking Vegeta halfway

across the room, "
Veggie-tah you have to go back to Capsule Corp. Here is not the place for you.
" he held Vegeta's arms at

arms length.

�� " Pardon? "

�� " Don't you send him there, Goku-san! Space is where
he was and it's where he's supposed to be! " Chi-Chi retorted.

�� " What? Why? " Goku looked up at her, worried,
" Veggie could get hurt if he went back in-to space. Surely there are

many people out there who want
to hurt Veggie. "

�� " Kakarrotto is wise beyond his years. " Vegeta
nodded thoughtfully.

�� " That just makes him doubly-dangerous to hold on
to! "

�� " ... " Goku looked back over at Vegeta, who
let out a purr, " Oh there is nothing
wrong with Veggie-tah, Chi-Chi."

he said in awe of the smaller
saiyajin, " But, he needs to make love in order for the future to happen.
"

�� " Wait, what? " Vegeta blinked, confused.

�� " Don't say that infront of him, you idiot! "
Piccolo snapped, " You're the one trying to keep the future a secret

and what did you almost do!?
"

�� " OH MY! " Goku gasped, " I am sorry
Veggie! " he quickly turned back to face Vegeta, then lifted one hand and

knocked him out with a blow to
the side of the head, " *WHEW!* "

�� " That, didn't solve anything. " Piccolo
sweatdropped.

�� " Oh I disagree. " Chi-Chi replied, a serene
smile on her face, " I feel much better. "

�� " Come on Veggie, I will take you back home to
Capsule Corp where Bulma and Yamcha will fight and then Bulma will

use Veggie's love-organs as a
one-night-stand and then have Trunks who will one day save the future. "
Goku got out of bed,

lifted Vegeta up over his
shoulder, placed his fingers to his forehead, and teleported out of sight.

�� " I'm...certainly relieved Vegeta doesn't live here.
" Piccolo stated.

�� " As am I. " Chi-Chi shook her head, then
passed him by, " Now if you'll excuse me, I have a few calls to make.
"

�� " *BRING*BRING*BRING* *BRING*BRING*BRING* "

�� " Hello? " Bulma picked up the phone in her
office as she flipped through several papers on her desk.

�� " Bulma? I have a question for you; it's kind of
important. "

�� She blinked, surprised, " Chi-Chi? "

�� " Do you find the Ouji attractive? "

�� " Ehh~? " the scientist sweatdropped, "
Well, he is kind of cute I suppose, but he's not even anywhere NEAR Yamcha's

ballpark--or Goku's for that
matter. Why? " she paused, " Do, do YOU like him? "

�� " ARE YOU MAD?! I CAN'T STAND THE LITTLE MONSTER!
He's most likely clinically insane! "

�� " I, wouldn't go that far; but yeah Vegeta does have
several very deep emotional stability issues that I wouldn't

want to touch with a ten-foot
pole. He's obsessive-compulsive, he's got an inferiority complex a mile long,
he's narcissistic

to the point that I have to
unplug the gravity room on him, and he clearly displays stalker-esque
tendencies towards

Son-kun. "

�� " Then, you probably don't have any interest in
bearing the Ouji's children? "

�� " What? NO! Since when is he interested in me?!
"

�� " He's not. I found him in bed with Goku-san this
morning. "

�� Bulma cupped her hand over her mouth in shock, "
Ohhh....oh Chi-Chi I'm so sorry, I.. "

�� " They weren't having sex! " Chi-Chi
sweatdropped, " Thank goodness. The Ouji was fully-clothed except for his

wretched boots. "

�� " T--that does make sense; Vegeta's got intimacy
issues as well. "

�� " ... " Chi-Chi raised an eyebrow, " What
are you, his psychiatrist all of a sudden? "

�� " No, but I did kinda diagnose him in secret before
I agreed to let him stay at Capsule Corp. "

�� " Oh....well, he should be back there in a bit;
Goku-san went to drop him off. "

�� " Really? " Bulma got out of her chair and
headed for the elevator, " That's strange, I don't think I've seen Son-kun

all day; I think he would let
me know if he stopped by. "

�� " W--what? "

�� " Hold on a second. " Bulma put Chi-Chi on hold
and dialed a number.

�� " Hey. "

�� " Yamcha? Has Son-kun or Vegeta been in today?
"

�� The former desert bandit looked around the main rooms,
" No...I didn't see them; actually, if I sense their ki... " he

paused, heading front the front
door and stepping out onto the lawn before pointing off in one direction,
" Their ki's really

far off; feels like it's
probably around Goku's house, maybe a little further. Why? "

�� " Oh dear... " Bulma groaned, rubbing her
temples, " Thank you Yamcha. "

�� " No problem. " he smirked before she hung up
and took Chi-Chi's number back up.

�� " Ah, Chi-Chi; are you sure they left? Yamcha's
telling me he senses their ki out by your place? "

�� " Of course they left! I saw them teleport! Goku-san
even said that he was going to take the Ouji back to Capsule

Corp! He wouldn't LIE. Not to
ME. "

�� " Unless Son-kun decided to stop somewhere on the
w-- "

�� " --*CLICK*. " Chi-Chi promptly hung up.

�� " Erm....ah, huh. " Bulma shifted uneasily at
the sound of the phone's dial-tone, " That's, not good. "

�� Chi-Chi stormed out of her bedroom and into the living
room where she promptly grabbed her jacket and keys.

�� " Going someplace? " Piccolo raised an eyebrow.

�� " I'M GOING
to teach Goku-san a lesson! THAT'S what! " she snapped before practically
ripping the front door off

its hinges and rushing to the
car.

�� Piccolo watched as the car flew wildly down the hill,
" I don't know why I live in
this house. "

�� " So, where exactly are we? "

�� " In town. " Goku answered contently as they
strolled down a fairly busy street.

�� " Not exactly the reply I was searching for there,
Kakarrotto. " Vegeta sweatdropped.

�� " Oh! This is East City. It is where Chi-Chi takes
us to buy stuff we can't get on Mt. Paozu; like clothes and

pre-packaged snacks. "
Goku smiled.

�� " Huh. " the ouji rubbed the side of his head,
which was still aching slightly, " Did you have to knock me out

though?? "

�� " If I did not knock Veggie out he would know things
that if known to Veggie could jeopardize his future. " Goku

shook his head, " And I
could never place Veggie's future in DANGER. " he stopped before the front
doors of one of the

shops, " Here we are!
"

�� Vegeta looked up to see the logo of a furniture stores.

�� " Heh-heh, I told Veggie I would take him to buy
some things for his nice empty room, didn't I? "

�� " I see... " the ouji trailed off, smirking and
rubbing his chin, " Quite sneaky of you, I'm surprised. "

�� " I can be sneaky too Veggie knows. " Goku's
tail wafted behind him as they entered the store. The larger saiyajin

approached one of the bigger
beds in the room and pressed lightly on it before hopping up ontop, " Mmm~
this one feels GOOD,

Veggie-tah~ you should try it.
"

�� The ouji grabbed a hold and leapt onto the bed beside
Goku. He stared over at the larger saiyajin, then back at the

bed and flushed, " I, I'm
not so sure I want a bed this size after all. P--perhaps a simple twin bed will
be fine. It'll

suffice. "

�� " But I thought Veggie liked ex-travagant things.
"

�� " This is true, just..not for the bed. " he got
off while Goku flopped onto his side on the bed, " I wish my bed were

comfy like this. Mine is so
hard, Veggie. "

�� " Hmm.. " Vegeta looked a dark cherry-wood
armoire over, opening the various drawers, " This isn't bad. "

�� " Mmmm~ Veggie-tah come back and sleep with me~
"

�� " DON'T SAY THINGS LIKE THAT IN PUBLIC, BAKA! "
Vegeta snapped, his face red, " They could be misconstrued. "

�� Goku gave him a confused expression, "
Mis-cons-trued? "

�� " GOKU-SAAAAN! "

�� " EEPVEGGIEHIDE! " the larger saiyajin ducked
under the covers of the floor-show bed as Chi-Chi came storming up to

them.

�� " Hey Onna. " Vegeta smirked, " What do
you think of this piece? A little too attention calling? " he motioned to
the

armoire beside him.

�� " YOU'RE too attention-calling! Honestly, Ouji; how
dare you trick Goku-san into bringing you here to, to pick out

curtains with you!? If you
weren't indirectly responsible for saving his life I'd have called the police
by now. "

�� " Chi-Chi no! It is my fault! I brought Veggie here
be-cause his room is bare! " Goku poked his head out from under

the bed-sheets, " Veggie
has been sleeping on a cold lonely floor with nothing in his room but him!
"

�� " SO!? He'll have a warm body next to him soon
enough--if your buddy from the future is to be believed. " Chi-Chi

folded her arms.

�� " Please Chi-Chi NO! " the larger saiyajin
pleaded.

�� " We have the medicine AND the warnings so what need
is there to be silent on this?! " she exclaimed, " OUJI! The

boy from the future--he said
that YOU'RE going to have a one-night passionate fling sometime very soon. That's
right; if you

remain on this planet, you will
have sex, and you will get someone you
know, pregnant. "

�� Vegeta stood there, stunned. His left arm slowly
outstretched and pointed over to Goku.

�� " What? NO DAMMIT! " Chi-Chi snapped, upset.

�� " I--it is not me, Veggie! " Goku choked out,
flushed with embarrassment.

�� " Otherworld'll freeze over before I let your naked
body anywhere NEAR Goku-san's; Ouji. "

�� " So....is it you? " he pointed at her.

�� " EEW no! You're handsome, Ouji but your mental
genes are completely corrupted--and I love Goku-san darnit! "

�� Vegeta smirked, looking away, " I AM rather
handsome, aren't I? "

�� " You're not getting the point. "

�� The ouji glanced over at her.

�� " By that, I mean it would be best if you were to
leave this planet--possibly forever--and head back out into space

where you can heckle some other
planets' citizens' out of their minds. " Chi-Chi motioned off into the
sky.

�� " Oh, I can't leave. " he spoke rather
seriously.

�� Unease hovered over Chi-Chi's head, " Why? "

�� " Well I have to protect Kakarrotto of course.
" the ouji said defensively, then settled into an eerie grin,

" Besides, he and I are
the last two saiyajin alive; I want to be by his side forever. "

�� " I wanna be by Veggieside too~! " Goku happily
chimed in from the bed.

�� Shivers rippled down Chi-Chi's spine as she got ahold of
herself.

�� " Not to mention I owe my very life to Kakarrotto.
He rescued me from Freeza. He's my hero.
"

�� " Awww, really Veggie-tah? " the larger
saiyajin beamed, touched.

�� " Mmm-hmm~ " the ouji slid back up onto the bed
with Goku, " And as you know very well, heroes such as yourself

should be rewarded. "

�� His peasant nodded shyly in reply.

�� " Perhaps I will take Onna's advice...and maybe I'll
take you with me, hm? " Vegeta smiled at him.

�� Chi-Chi froze.

�� " You'd like traveling in outer space, Kakarrotto.
There's so many things to see.
" he lightly tip-toed his

fingers up the front of Goku's
gi.

�� " O---oh, um, ah.... " the larger saiyajin
looked around, nervous, " V--Veggie I cannot do that. I have to stay here

and save the Earth from the
androids. "

�� " Not to mention he has A FAMILY WHO LOVES HIM and
would never dream of leaving for your sorry rump. " she folded her

arms, " RIGHT, Goku-san?
"

�� " Mmm I have to admit Kakarrotto this bed is quite
nice. " Vegeta purred, moving in closer, " I bet there's more than

enough room in here for two
saiyajin. "

�� " Muh-maybe... " the larger saiyajin flushed,
" But, but Chi-Chi is right, Veggie-tah. I can-not leave her and Gohan

and Piccolo all a-lone just
be-cause Veggie wants me to move in with him. That would be terri-ble of me.
"

�� The smaller saiyajin sulked.

�� " How-ever, I can stick around with Veggie for the
rest of the day and help him pick out d�cor-ations for his room

though, right? " Goku threw
a pleading glance over at Chi-Chi.

�� Chi-Chi let out a groan of disgust, " FINE. You can
help him "shop"; but you're
not helping him clean house you come

home RIGHT AFTER he finishes up
buying what he needs; got it? "

�� " HOORAY~! " Goku cheered, leaping off the bed
and promptly glomping her, " Thank you Chi-Chi~! "

�� " Yes, " a pair of arms poked out from behind
Goku and held onto his mid-section, " "Thank you, Chi-Chi". " Vegeta

smirked wickedly at her.

�� " You may have won the day, Ouji, but you'll NEVER
win the night. " she threatened, gently letting go of Goku and

heading for the door.

�� " What is that supposed to mean? " Goku
blinked, confused.

�� " Oh, I think you know. " Vegeta smirked up at
the larger saiyajin.

�� " No Veggie, I really do not. "

�� " Ah, well... " the smaller saiyajin avoided
eye-contact, " Nevermind that. Let's go find me a mattress, shall we?
"

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2:52 AM 9/26/2008

THE END!

Vegeta: (smirks) Well I feel good about that.

Goku: I am not sure how
I feel.

Chuquita: This one got initially delayed several days on me and
then put up one hell of a fight at the end; I'm totally

picking a different time-period for the next one.

Vegeta: Happy with it though?

Chuquita: Well, yeah. It's just that I have a weird feeling that
I'm missing something; like there was a scene that I wanted

to stick into this oneshot when I initially conceived the idea for
it, but then forgot during that several-day gap.

Vegeta: Heh, just watch it come to you after you post this.

Chuquita: Yah, I know right. TT_TT

Goku: There there. (pats her on the back)

Chuquita: (waves to audience) See you sometime next week everyone~!
We'll either be travelling to "those 5 years",

"several decades after Tsumari", or somewhere
in-between; I have story ideas for all three so it all depends which one I go
with.

Vegeta: (sweatdrops)

Goku: Byebye~! :3
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