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Gundam Wings Fruit Salad	By : Sephanie Category: Gundam Wing/AC > Yaoi - Male/Male > Heero/Duo Views: 403 -:- Recommendations : 0 -:- Currently Reading : 0
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- 1-Gundam Wings Fruit Salad
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(Thought this was amusing and I would share it with others who may find it as funny as I did, If not that

is alright we all think we are funny XD.)

Duo: *whacks Heero on the head with my scythe*

Heero: Ouch Bastard! *rubs head*

Duo: *swing scythe at your head again*

Heero: *ducks gracefully*

Duo: Oh touché

Heero: Mwhahah

Duo: *spins it around when your not looking and hits you on the noodle again*

Heero: hey!

Quatre: *sighs* Duo stop hitting its not nice.

Duo: But its fun to hit Heero!

Heero: *takes your scythe and bops you on the head with it*

Duo: HEY YOUR NOT ALOUD TO TAKE MY SCYTHE!

Duo: *holds onto it protectively and glares at Heero*

Heero: oh please

Duo: Your not no one touches the scythe and doesn’t feel my wrath.

Quatre: *sighs* Duo Heero you know I don't like it when you fight.

Duo: Sorry he started it by hitting me on the head with my scythe!

Heero: how did I start this?

Quatre: I don't care who started it normally its Duo. But I am telling you to knock it off now go to your corner Duo.

Duo: *drops jaw* how could you take his side!?

Quatre: I am not on anyone’s side.

Quatre: We aren't at war here you know.

Duo: *sits in the corner and pouts*

Heero: Oh Quatre you don’t have to be a big parent

Quatre: *glares at Heero* I can be whatever I wanna be and Apparently I do with you and Duo!

Quatre: Especially with Duo

Quatre: He acts like a child.

Heero: walks past Quatre and over to Duo "want to do something fun?"

Duo: *shrugs* that depends on what you mean by fun?

Heero: something more entertaining than staring at a corner

Trowa: walks up beside Quatre "What do you got going on now Quatre?"

Duo: Well what do mean by fun?

Quatre: Oh just making sure Duo and Heero behave themselves. O_o

Trowa: laughs "now how do you expect to do that by treating them like children?"

Quatre: I only treat them how they act.

Heero: Sighs " well you see i got this rope and we throw it around Quatre's ankles and drag him in the dirt"

Duo: OHHHH

Duo: that is horrible!!!!!

Duo: How could you even suggest something like that of sweet Quatre!!! *gets up and covers Quatre's ears and brings his head to my bosom* Aw poor Quatre it is ok!

Quatre: O.O

Duo: *strokes strokes strokes* head!*

Heero: laughs and Trowa follows

Duo: Trowa how could you laugh about your Sweet Quatara Cakes being drug in the dirt you asshole!

Trowa: stops laughing "what are you talking about?"

Quatre: o.o

Duo: Trowa you don't even know why your laughing?

Heero: pulls out a bucket and starts throwing water balloons at Duo and Quatre

Trowa: Well I was laughing at you how your were going on and on about Quatre like he was a precious dog or something.

Duo:.... And you call him Quatra Cakes and Quatre Pie!!!!!!!!! *says as water balloons splash around them like big fat rain drops*

Quatre: O.O *water from water balloons is cold!*

Trowa : well he is my Quatre pie and Quarta cake

Quatre: Its cold and wet

Heero: lands a water balloon on top of Duo's head

Quatre: Duo can you let my head go off your bosom?

Duo: *bangs stick to his nose as he lets Quatre go.*

Quatre: Looks at Trowa and taps his foot* since when am I not a precious Puppy!?

Duo: Uh Oh Quatre has ultra Hearing.

*water drops off the end of Duo's bangs water balloon sticks in his hair*

Quatre: *shivers* Heero your being a dickhole.

*water drips from chin and huggles myself*

Trowa: shakes his head trying to keep his giggle fits to himself. As he watched the ukes get all wet.* Sorry Quatra cakes you are a very adorable puppy.

Heero: starts laughing "Im not being a dick hole its summer time you ought to take it easy

Quatre: And you throwing water balloons at me and Duo and suggesting dragging me in the dirt with rope is your idea of a good time?

Quatre: I can't believe you let him say that to me Trowa!!! you going to let him talk about me like that?

Trowa: takes Quatre into his arms. "Hey just calm down I don’t think Heero meant it....did you Heero"

Heero: laughs "why would I want to hurt Quatre? I think the pms is rubbing off on the ukes Trowa."

Duo: *Made a Watermelon Gun and starts to shoot watermelons at Heero* Don't worry I got this!

Quatre: I AM NOT pmsing! *hugs Trowa!*

Heero: dodges the watermelons being launched. "Hey Duo you know I used water balloons that don’t hurt people, and your using a watermelon that can KILL people.

Trowa: ^__^ *hugs Quatra Cakes back* Now Now Heero don’t be saying that about the ukes.

Heero: I think your just trying to keep the night live in bed alive for you Trowa.

Trowa: Hmn so what Quatra cakes is a fine night life partner in bed. *snuzzles noses with Quatre*

Quatre: *blushes when Trowa dose this. Then turned to watch Duo and Heero.* O_O I wondered why Duo was quiet.

Duo: Ah you kidding me if I hit you on your head you'll be ok *shoots another.*

Quatre: Someone needs to get a big wooden table and a katana!

Duo: your right this would Kill the average person.... But your Heero Yuy. Able to roll down 200 stories of rocks to the sand below and get out just fine. And grip on to electrical metal bars and bend them. And

And Blow yourself up and return!

You fool me not IMMORTAL BLUE eyed Solider *shoots another Watermelon*

Quatre: Someone should call Wufei he could slices those with his Katana and we could enjoy watermelon.

Heero: manifests a katana as duo launched the second one and slices it in half

Quatre: Or not

Trowa: laughs and shakes his head

Duo: See he is better then God and Chuck Noris!

Quatre: you really hate wufei don't you? like th mere mention of his name makes you say fuck that I'll just manifest a katana.

Heero: looks over at Quatre "well its hard to call someone that is dead Quatre"

Trowa: nods "well least we got cut open watermelon.”

Duo: He isn't dead Heero *shoots another one*

Quatre: *crawls up on Trowa's back and clings like a baby kola.

Heero: cuts the watermelons as they are launched.

Duo: he was only dead in my 1x2 Baby blues story cause you killed him *shoots another one*

Duo: that is fiction this is reality. Poor Heero *shoots 3 at a time.*

Heero: cuts em up as they are flying "you know i can make the fiction a reality...he did tear up my gundam"

Duo: so did I *shots 55 at once*

Quatre: o.o (peaks over Trowa's shoulder*)

Heero: slices up the watermelons as they are coming, without a blink demonstrating the precision of each cut as he makes a castle of the chopped up watermelon bits from each slice.

Trowa watches in amazement "oh Heero he ain’t worth the time but I think you should do this more often, you could make an art of this."

Quatre: Yeah you could go on the road to tours having Duo Shoot the watermelons, and Heero slices em up. Its a lovely Castle you just made and it smells wonderful.

Duo: Wow that is pretty niffty isn't it?

Duo: *shoots a cantaloupe toward the castle*

Duo: the watermelon castle must die!!!!

Quatre: You big bully!!!

Heero cuts up the cantaloupe and makes it to where it looks like small village in front of the castle

Trowa: laughs "Now you have The kingdom of melon.”

Duo: *starts to throw blueberries at Heero from my hand*

Quatre: eh hehe there going to have a fruit salad.

Quatre: do strawberries NEXT O_O

Duo: *throws 55 Blueberries at Heero at a time every 2 seconds*

Quatre: I loves Strawberries Trowa Mhmnn Nummers!

Heero manifests another katana and starts swinging the swords in a massive style cutting the fruit as they pass by him stacking on the varies piles of melon.

Trowa still watches "hrmmm"

Duo: *gets a basket of Strawberries*

Quatre: O_O

Duo: *throws....a...strawberry... it twirls around in the air.. Slowly....

Quatre: *leaps off of Trowa's back in slow motion and snatches the Strawberry out of the air with his mouth and dose a summersault and munches on the fruit.

Heero stabs boths swords in the ground and leaps after Quatre and catches him like a ballerina, Quatres chest and thighs on his hands as he looks at duo "time out!"

Trowa claps his hands "alright thats it, you put the circus act I did to shame"

Quatre: *watches as he is spun around in the air by Heero and looks like a graceful ballerina who had leapt in the air and was now being held by Heero as he was munching on the fruit*

Duo: *cocks a brow at Heero* What do you mean time out there is no time out in fruit wars?

Quatre: Just use me I'll catch the strawberries!!!! O_O

Quatre: Throw em I dare ye!

Duo: *starts to throw them again.*

Quatre: *springs off of Heero's hands and snags them out of the air one by one like a seal jumping out

of the water. He snagged them and ate them. Strawberry juice running down his chin and neck now.

Trowa: starts jumping around like a school girl "get em Quatre!!" Tears welling up in his eyes "oh he has learned so well.”

Heero: Watched Quatre go about his act walking back to his swords juice all over his face, seeds as well as pieces of fruit "way to go duo you made a mess of me "

Duo: *when Heero turned around Duo was behind him with a fruit pie and he walked right into it.*

Quatre: *caught the last of the 20 strawberries doing flips and twirls with a happy look on his face now he was a strawberry covered Quatra cakes.* Look Trowa ain't I so sweet just like the sweet cakes of your dreams.

Trowa: walks up to Quatre "well of course but my Quatra cake is missing one thing, some sugar" he lays a nice delicate kiss upon Quatre's lips and parts briefly "there perfect now"

Heero: pulls his face out of the pie and stares at duo with his calm eyes and cracks a smile "you just had to get me did’nt you?"

Quatre: Yeah that was nice *huggles Trowa getting him sticky and kisses him back tasting of strawberries*

Duo: Oh you know it ^_^ You look soo yummy I guess you can say you really are a fruit haha! Now with fruit salad and fruit pie all over you. So special and yummy like.*says this all sarcastically*

Trowa holds Quatre and licks the side of his cheek and neck "well you are very tasty"

Heero: takes the pan off his face and notices there are still parts remaining, taking the parts stuck to his face. He looks at Duo calmly while placing the parts in the pan and splats the pie in Duo's face "there now we are a couple of fruit cases in one big ol pie"

Quatre: *giggles and gives a cute blush while Trowa licks his neck* I am all sticky now I need you to lick me more. * as it felt good.*

Duo: *closes his eyes when he hit him with the pie and licked around his lips* Hmn I love fruit pie. *says and cleans some of the fruit from around his lips with his index finger then licks it slowly.*

Heero: smiles looking into Duo’s face "I can tell your enjoying cleaning yourself up"

Trowa: continues to lick on Quatre like he is some fruity popsicle "mmm sweet quarter cakes with fruit "

Duo: *smirks* I think your enjoying watching me clean myself more. Don’t know if I can clean all of this off by myself. *wiggles eye brows*

Quatre: *tilts chin so Trowa can lick him* Well I am all your sweet treat. To lick on hehe.

Heero: *smiles removing his tank top that was drenched in fruit juice reveling his body slightly coated in a nice color of red, and blue from the various fruits that were thrown he wraps his arm around duo's neck and runs his tongue along the tips of his lips.

Trowa: continues to clean Quatre with his tongue running his fingers threw his hair he then brings him in to his lips and gives a deep passionate kiss.

Duo: Ah * gives a sexy husky moan as Heero pulled him into his body and feels the tongue cleaning off his pie that was covering his lips * I should get out of these clothes too I am all messy.

Quatre: *was feeling quiet tingling under his skin and nice and warm. Starting to stir under his khakis. He loved Trowa’s long slender fingers a. Then he kissed him back as well locking his lips with him passionately.

Heero: held Duo close and he licked the tip of his lips kissing the side of his cheek, soon to follow brushing his face against his climbing up to his ear a soft whisper " well then I think we should help you out of those then, you are such a dirty boy."

Trowa: continues to hold the passionate kiss running his hands down the front of Quatre's shirt feeling him inch by inch studying his lover with the fingers of his own hands

Duo: *couldn’t help but shiver after Heero whispered this into his ear. Not caring where they were the sexy fruit pie covered bishi swiftly disrobed and was standing in the nude now pressed to Heero’s nude chest with his arms draped over Heero’s shoulders*

Quatre: *moaned and cooed into the kiss, for a good while tell he had to break away he gasped for breath. His lips gleaming with there kiss.* Oh Wow. * he blushed then looked over at Duo his blush deepened if that was possible then back at Trowa and wiggled his eye brows* I think I could use a good full body wash as well.

Heero: wrapped his arms around Duo’s waist holding, him close letting his head rest against Duo’s; feeling his body he smiled and talked softly "you disrobed quickly."

Trowa: looked at Quatre "well I think a bath would be wonderful for you, maybe a nice hot shower what do you say Quatre pie?"

Duo: Well it was annoying, normally you’re the one who gets me out of my clothes faster then I can think *smirks as I press my body more into yours.*

Quatre: Oh that sounds wonderful love lets go. Alright Duo you behave while I take a bath with Trowa kins ok?

Duo: Alright I’ll behave nicely for Hee-chan *winks*

Heero: smiles at Duo pulling his face closer to his for a deep kiss lowering his hands down to his asscheeks and gives them a firm grip. Then he lifts Duo up by his ass cheeks. Duo wraps his legs around Heero’s waist criss crossing his ankles behind Heero’s back.

Trowa: smiled at Quatre and took his hand "come now lets, leave those two have their fun while I get you all nice and clean Quatre poo cans"he started to lead Quatre to the mansion.

Duo: So where we going *is now comfortably seating on Heero’s abs with ankles crossed behind his back and arms draped over shoulders. Braid dangling down toward the ground like a pendulum.

Quatre: Ok *smiles and allows Trowa to lead the way to the mansion is looking very forward to getting into the bath now with Trowa.

Heero: smiles at Duo " well you tell me, I’ve been making the decisions up till now so I figured I would let you decide" he looks over at the display of fruit that was earlier " you still didn’t knock down my castle" he smirked at Duo.

Trowa: lead Quatre in the mansion through the vast hallways and up the steps to a large bathroom with marble tiled floors sparkled white and clean, gold in places of the separation of the tiles to the right was a large sink styles in old time roman theme to the left were marble steps leading up to a large bath with two pillars and greenery swirling around the pillars.

Duo: *cocked a brow* Well normally Hee-chan * plays with some of the dark hairs on the back of his neck* You’d fuck me when I am mounted on your abs like this… I am going along for the ride take me where you will. And Oh I haven’t? *looks over at the Watermelon castle. “Oh Well” shrugs and wiggles on your abs more.

Quatre: *fallows through the cool hallways up to the large beautiful bathroom. Slips hand from Trowa’s grasp and removes my clothes. In a pile in the center of the floor and walks to the tub and steps inside and turns on the warm water that rushes in making a thunderous sound in the sunk in tub.*

Heero: laughs "well would you like to be less sticky or would you like to be more messy" he smiles wildly looking into duos eyes deeply.

Trowa: disrobes and gathers some towels to set beside the tub and two bath robes "anything else Quatre pie that I should gather for our bath?" he looks at the pretty naked blonde wondering.

Duo: Will you please stop teasing me! We might as well fuck first then clean up afterwards its silly to clean then get dirty. Besides you got me all worked up so fuck me already *rolls eyes* This is why you have the control not me. So stop asking the uke what he wants and do what you want. Which is me *smiles*

Quatre: Hmn maybe you could sprinkle in some honey suckle flakes about the water Trowa-kins* Blue eyes sparkle up into Trowa’s pretty green visible eye.

Heero: smiles a coy smile "well I gave you the chance" he walks with duo attached. To the watermelon castle and leans forward with duo at the bottom, they both smash right through the watermelon conglomeration gently enough to not cause any harm but fast enough to make a nice splat on the ground.

Trowa: takes some honey suckle flakes and sprinkles them in the water "there we go all set,” he walks up the steps and into the warm waters of the bathtub relaxing, while the water begins to fill "this is a nice bathroom Quatre"

(Duo: do you mean Heero pressed Duo to the Watermelon Castle wall and the broke through it?)

(Duo: Oh Attached to Heero's ABs OK)

(Duo: that confused me since you didn't put a coma or say attached to His abs or something.)

(Heero: Hey I’m working and typing at the same time give me credit :P )

(Trowa : yea Duo sheesh )

(Duo: I was just trying to make since of it that is all.

Excuses me for asking :P Wanna make sure I get this right and am not confused later that is all. You stay out of this Barton!)

(Trowa: Duo your always confused don’t even try that.)

(Heero: Barton, Maxwell both of you hush it! We got the issue resolved.)

(Duo: Yeah Barton no need for you stick your spiky comb over in on this anyways you have you Quatar cakes to nibble on so go nibble!)

(Trowa: well excuse me Mr. who can’t type worth a crap! *says looking at Heero crossing arms.*)

(Duo: ah hahaha Barton has a point on that one hahaha)

(Heero: Trowa, don’t make me turn this bus around)

(Duo: We are on a bus?)

(Trowa: apparently )

(Duo: *sighs* Heero did you forget to take your medication again?)

(Heero: Hey its not my fault that you guys didn’t catch the reference. )

(Trowa: I don’t think there was a reference to be caught to begin with.)

(Duo: Yes it is your the one who didn't put a coma XP)

(Heero: since when did you become a grammar queen Maxwell)

(Duo: Well only because I got confused.But I used my problem solving skills and worked it out for myself. ^^)

(Trowa: thank goodness or we would’ve been side tracked for hours.)

(Heero: shakes his head "its easy he would’ve asked like a good uke, Trowa but he’s smart enough to figure it out instead of staring into space")

(Duo: Yeah I am smart and sexy got two good things going for me XD)

Duo: *back meets the ground of the watermelon castle with Heero landing on top of me with juices flowing all around* Nice one Yuy.

Quatre: Nods Isn’t its beautiful I love it! *snuggles into Trowa’s side and lays head on shoulder and puts hand on your sexy chest.*

Herro smiles "well since you just want to get messy, might as well do it right leaning in kissing his braided uke deeply running his hands threw the juices and bits of fruit to your hair and grips it tightly in the same motion feeling his heat rise, his other hand running down the your succulent chest.

Twora: snuggles Quatre kissing your temple splashing the warm water on your neck with droplets off my fingertips on to your delicate ivory skin.

(Duo: Your right Trowa he can't type worth a crap you'd think he'd be able to with all the typing he dose do.)

(Duo: He can no longer spell is own name or yours )

(Heero: you know when you have to navigate as much as i do Maxwell you should be thankful they are nice full and thick as they are :P)

(Trowa: you know he has a point duo)

(Duo: I am thankful this has been awesome ^_^ *didn’t catch Heero’s joke*)

(Duo: its called teasing Yuy)

(Duo: Anyways its time to get Quatre in bed he is sleepy. And I have to admit I am too.)

(Quatre: Yeah I am sleepy ^_^ Trowa kept me up all night last night eh hehe.)

(Heero: you like to leave cliff hangers don’t you?)

(Duo: No I saved the post.)

(Duo: We can carry on more tomorrow ^_^ I know leaving on the good parts I hate when people do that. haha but I am getting so sleepy and you know. Quatre can barely keep his blue peepers open.)

(Heero: oh fair enough Duo you got to put the little Quatre to bed. Which is a good thing because I do have a big interview tomorrow.)

(Quatre: See you in the other world Trowa kins)

(Duo: Oh yeah Knock em Dead Heero *slaps you on the ass*)

(Trowa: oh you know i will my Quatre pie :D)

(Heero: thanks my smexy Maxwell)

(Quatre: *kisses Trowa goodnight*)

(Duo: *kisses Heero good night* Welcome XD *thinks hand is broken from spanking Heero's ass.* tries to hide it from Heero so he doesn’t try and heal it with his snapping bones back in place again!*

(Heero: Duo is your hand ok :) )

(Trowa: *kisses Quatre goodnight *)

Heero: *walks up to Duo* What is the matter my Maxwell babe?

(Duo: Nothing.*hides hand behind back*)

(Quatre: Ni Ni *snuggles into Duo Deathscythe Pillow/Legolas Pillow.)

(Duo: Oh look Quatre is getting a head start on me whelp I better be going. *waves broken hand* Ouch!)

(Heero: come here Duo)

(Duo: I am already here like standing in front of you! I know its hard to tell when we aren’t so detailed in text. )

(Heero: That is true, now let me see the hand Duo *holds out his own.*)

(Duo: *note to self stop smacking Heero's fucking ass! sets hand in Heero's, and closes eyes*)

(Heero: holds duo's hand runs his thumb over the knuckles lightly, "kiss me Duo." )

(Duo: *opens eyes a bit surprised.* That wasn’t what he had been excepting he was waiting for his hand to be snapped back in place. It was kind of sweet he thought* Ok ^_^*leans in and gives Heero a kiss on his lips*)

(Heero: As Duo kissed him on the lips. He gripped hold of Duo’s hand and popped the wrist back in place, using his other hand he slid it around Duo’s waist and onto his lower back. To pull Duo and him together so they were lip to lip. Sending the lovers into a deep kiss, while the bone popped back in gently with minimal pain.)

(Duo: *hears the bones popping, as Heero presses his lips to his own. He groans in disgust. Feels a sharp warmth of dull pain as his wrist sets. He lets go of Heero's lips* Wow that wasn't as painful as the time my fingers were popped out of place and you held me down and popped them back in place. Looks at hands moving it around. Thanks Buddy. *yawns*)

(Heero: smiles "well think of it as making sure things are done a bit differently compared to forcing it on you, figured id try a different approach ")

(Duo: Well I suppose when I am not as thence it makes healing easier… Also your smiling an awful lot lately. Its really sexy. *kisses nose.* But anyways I should really sack out Quatre is probably already got morning tea started in the mansion you know.)

(Heero: Oh I know, take care Duo and I will see you tomorrow.)

(Duo: See you in the morning Heero in our mansion. *blows a kiss and goes to hit the sack with Quatre*)

Will Heero and Duo finally get to have sex in the watermelon Castle. What are Trowa and Quatre up to

Now in the hot tube…. Find out Next time on

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