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Poor Vegeta	By : yamiyugi23 Category: Dragon Ball Z > Yaoi - Male/Male Views: 645 -:- Recommendations : 0 -:- Currently Reading : 0
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Table 2 DBZ – Poor Vegeta

Thanks Demented-Witch for Beta'ing this one shot!

Midnight:

"What the hell do you think you are doing?" Vegeta asked as he glared at the frog that was doing the backstroke in his bathtub.

"I'm having a bath," replied the frog as he just continued his backstroke around the bath.

"My name is Midnight, Midnight the frog. I am called Midnight as I love to swim at midnight. If you don't mind me asking Mr. Short, spiky and muscle, what's your name?"

"My name is Vegeta!" Vegeta said with his normal glare at Midnight the frog "A saiyan prince!"

Vegeta tried to impress Midnight the frog but all Midnight said was:

"You've got some nice muscles there Mister Muscle Head but..." Midnight said, trailing of as Vegeta collected his chi for an attack.

"Muscle head?" Vegeta asked as he let his chi work to make his muscles stronger.

"Yeah and screw you muscle head," Midnight the frog said but then with that comment Vegeta thrown the frog called Midnight out of the window and...

*Interlude: "Hi guys, Kermit the frog here, just so you know no frogs was killed in the making of this, injured yes with Saiyn strength but not killed," Kermit said.

Just as Kermit was about to speak, Miss Piggy entered the room, walked up to Kermit and whispered into his ear making Kermit go even greener.

Looking down at Miss Piggy's trousers, Kermit spotted a bulge.

Miss Piggy spotting where Kermit was looking she let Kermit look and what he saw was a strap on dildo.

"Oh Kermy-poo," Miss Piggy said with a lustful look "I do believe it's your turn to enjoy some meat...and now we go back to our regular programming***

-and with that Midnight the frog cried out "I'm a saiyan Frog! See, I can fly!"

Vegeta watch in anger and shock as Midnight the frog transformed into a super saiyan frog and flew away.

Cuckoo

"Those boys!" Bulma muttered angrily as she hung the washing up on the clothes line "Why can't they help me out instead of playing that piece of an ancient game?"

With a sigh Bulma finished hanging out the washing and started to walk into the house only to hear a commotion coming from the games room that she had created for Trunks.

Placing the empty washing basket down on the landing, Bulma continued to walk down the stairs only to find an amusing sight before her.

Vegeta, it seemed had managed to get to some ranch in the game they was playing called 'Lon Lon Ranch' but it had seemed that he had got killed off...by a flock of cuckoo's too.

"Well well, what is this? The Great Saiyan prince is defeated by a flock of lowly Cuckoo's?" Bulma asked with a big grin as she watched Trunks having to doge Vegeta's attacks as he tried to destroy the game.

"Shut it woman!" Vegeta yelled between kicks and punches "Those damn Cuckoo's aren't really Cuckoos!"

"Of course they aren't dad!" Trunks said, glad for his training "It's a game; I think real life Cuckoo's are nearly extinct."

"And I know why!" Vegeta said as he paused in his attacks.

"Why Vegeta?" Bulma asked interested in what a Saiyan thought, it would do wonders for her research "I would really like to know."

"Because I'm going to be the reason that the Cuckoo's ARE extinct," Vegeta said who then used his powers to teleport out of the room to kill the nearest Cuckoo.

"It seems that my plan for tonight isn't going to work," Bulma said with a sad sigh as she places her hand on her head.

"Why's that mum?" Trunks asked as he sorted out the game.

Bulma looked at her son pointedly "Let's just say that it involves a bed, use naked and a Cuckoo."

Burn

"Vegeta what do you think you're doing?" Bulma yelled as she entered the kitchen to see Vegeta covered in burns and his hair burnt.

"Burn baby burn," Vegeta said as he looked away, trying to hide his blush.

"What are you on about Vegeta?" Bulma asked, starting to get very cross.

"Dad's been reading some old cooking books and he thought that he would try them out as you've been working so hard," Trunks said, not wanting his father to be in trouble for trying to do something nice.

"Vegeta go up stairs and clean up, there should be some burn cream in the medical cabinet," Bulma ordered, getting a grunt from Vegeta as he left the kitchen.

Trunks watched in amusement as his father allowed himself to be bossed round by his mother. He so wished that he had a video recorder for this so he could show everyone else. In fact didn't he have a camera in his bedroom?

"Be right back mum," Trunks said as he raced out of the kitchen.

"Men," Bulma muttered as she started to clean the kitchen up.

***Time Skip and with Trunks as he comes down the stairs***

"Vegeta, hold still!"

Trunks paused in mid step.

"But the burn-" Vegeta started but was cut off by Bulma.

"Well I don't know how you got burnt their of all places but still!"

Trunks slowly walked down the stairs making himself heard but it seemed that his parents was too preoccupied as it had seemed he had walked in on his mother rubbing burn cream onto Vegeta's...

Whitewash

"Whitewash?" Trunks asked with a cheeky grin at his father.

"Shut it boy," Vegeta said as he tried to paint whitewash over his newest 'masterpiece'.

Sunbathe

"Shut it woman!" Vegeta said as he lay topless on the sofa.

"Oh stop it you big baby," Bulma said as she put some more after sun on Vegeta's back "It's your own fault."

"But sunbathe-"Vegeta began but was soon silenced by his wife as Bulma slapped on some more after sun.

Shed

With a sigh Bulma walked into the kitchen and picked up the master key card that she kept for just this occasion.

Trunks looked up from his work with a smile "Dad's locked himself in the 'Vegeta proof shed again?'

Balloon

"What's happened this time?" Chi Chi asked as Bulma and Vegeta walked into the house.

Vegeta answered her with a smirk "Seems some kid thinks her name is too hard to say so Bulma is now called 'Balloon'."

Squeak

"Dad did you just squeak?" Trunks asked as he tried to hide his laughter.

"I did not squeak," Vegeta said only to find that the squeak came again.

"There you are!" Bulma said as she walked over to Vegeta and picked up a mouse out of Vegeta's hair "My husband's hair is not a nest, Squeak! Now come on and I'll introduce you to a nice lady friend."

Trunks and Vegeta watched as Bulma and Squeak walk away. Trunks smirked at his father:

"You've got one hell of a wife there, nest head."

Sunset

Trunks looked up from his game when his parents walked into the room "What's up? I thought that you two were going to watch the sunset?"

Bulma glared at Vegeta "We were until your father thought the sunset was an enemies attack."

Puddles

"Why the hell is there puddles every where?" Bulma asked herself as she followed the trail of puddles into the dinosaur's habitat only to find her husband and son standing near a dinosaur.

Music

"It's time to face the music dad, here comes mum," Trunks said with a quick look at his mother.

"Son we have done nothing wrong..." Vegeta began only to have Trunks interpret him.

"Nothing wrong!" Trunks said in shock "I so want to see how you explain how you've managed to put that up a dinosaurs-"

"VEGETA! TRUNKS! WHAT THE HELL DO YOU TWO THINK YOU'RE DOING?"

Ribbon

"KRILLIAN!" Vegeta yelled as the little girl ran out of the room giggling and everybody ran into the room.

"Vegeta, what's wr-"

They all burst out laughing at the sight that meets them; their daughter had styled Vegeta's hair with ribbon and glitter.

Cake

"What the hell happened in here?" Bulma and Trunks asked as they walked into a very smoky kitchen with what looked like the oven was on fire.

Vegeta turned to them, glared at them and held out a badly burnt cake "Happy anniversary Bulma."

Circle

"What's Vegeta doing?" Bulma asked as she walked into the living room only to find her husband walking in a circle.

"His trying to decided," Trunks said with a small laugh.

"Trying to decide what?" Bulma asked with a raised eyebrow.

"If his superior breeding will let him get dizzy as he walks around and around in a circle."

Colourful

"What the hell happened in here?" Bulma said with her hands on her hips. It looked like someone given a child their first paint set and set them loose on the room they was decorating.

Trunks and Vegeta held their hands up in surrender and Trunks said "Dad wanted a go at being an artist, isn't this room more colourful?"

Snake

"I'm a DRAGON! Not a snake!" the Dragon said as he hovered above the Dragon Ball's (Sorry forgot the Dragon's name).

Vegeta looked closely at the Dragon, remembering what he had seen on the new channel that Bulma had shown him.

"Is that why you make us go and look for the balls? So your balls can be played with?" Vegeta asked as he remembered what the earthling had said on Animal Planet (TV channel) "Are you that desperate for a sex life that you pretend to be a dragon with all of these balls that we have to collect only in truth you're a snake with a very poor sex life."

Team

"I cannot believe this," Vegeta said as his eyes was glued to the TV screen "This is a cheerleader team?"

Vegeta and the 'men' were having a boys night in while the girls was out at Goku's place.

"Cheerleader squad, not team," Trunks said, not taking his eyes off of the TV.

"Shut it boy," Vegeta growled "The only thing I care about is how they keep their underwear hidden."

Ivy

Vegeta felt his lower jaw drop to the floor as Bulma walked into their bedroom as Ivy from Batman.

Bulma winked "How about it big boy? Want to have some adult time with Ivy?"

Unicorn

"You want to have sex with a unicorn?" Vegeta asked as Goku flipped through a book on mythical creatures.

"Yeah, just think what the unicorn could do with their horn when it's in you," Goku said with a smirk "Just think about all those feelings that you could have when the unicorn uses its magic while still in you."

Reunion

"I refuse to go to this reunion," Vegeta said from his spot against the wall.

Bulma paused in putting her earrings in "Vegeta you have two options, I'd go willingly as the other option isn't very nice."

Injury

"Welcome," Chi Chi said as she opened the door only to find Bulma standing there with Vegeta wrapped up in bandages and being dragged into the house by Bulma.

Chi Chi followed them "Vegeta what injury have you gotten this time from training?" Chi Chi motioned over to where at the 'unwilling guests' was, all in the same position as Vegeta "Don't worry about your injury Vegeta as it seems you're not the only one."

Warm

"This is the life, right dad?" Trunks said with a sigh. They had turned the training room into a beach room, there was no sign of snow and the warm sun warmed them up.

"I agree son," Vegeta said as he took a sip of his drink.

Before anything else could be done or said the door slammed open and an angry Bulma stood in the doorway.

"Warm! I'll give you warm!" Bulma yelled "Get out there and get back to work, I don't care about the bloody snow!"

Eagle – 10 points to who can guess what movie/book their talking about! Oh and I don't own the movie no matter how much I wish I did!

"Where's Snake?" Trunks asked Vegeta as he eats his popcorn.

"What are you talking about boy?" Vegeta asked, not taking his eyes of the movie.

"Well, they've introduced Wolf, Eagle and Fox, along with Cub of course but where's Snake?" Trunks asked "I mean you've got bear but where's Snake?"

"Looks like those idiot directors have done a fanfiction Eagle," Vegeta muttered to himself, not letting anyone know that he read fanfiction.

Forest

"Where the hell did you get that egg from?" Bulma asked as Vegeta walked into the kitchen with a very large egg.

"The forest," Vegeta said simply as Bulma started cooking "It's already cracked so whatever's in it can't be alive."

Run

"You bloody idiot!" Bulma yelled as they ran away from a new born dinasour "Didn't you notice that the egg was HATCHING not broken!"

"Shut it woman!" Vegeta yelled "Just run!"

Milky

"I can't believe it," Trunks said as he stared at his father in the photo.

"I know," Bulma said trying to hid her laughter "But it is true."

Trunk lost it and burst out into laughter "But he named his cow 'Milky'!"

Cushion

"Vegeta," Bulma said as she glared at her husband who was lying on her chest "They are NOT a cushion."

"Shut it woman," Vegeta yelled as he made himself more comfortable on the new 'cushion'.

Vase

"I WILL KILL YOU!" Chi Chi and Bulma yelled as they ran around the house trying to hit their husbands.

"Gee Vegeta, you just had to go and break that priceless vase during our training didn't you?" Goku said with a grin as he dodge Vegeta's punches as well as his wife's broom.

Crystal

"You mean he actually believed what that fortune teller told him about the unicorn?" Chi Chi asked Bulma as they watched Vegeta walk around the forest with a crystal.

"Yeah," Bulma said with a nod "And it looks like Goku wants to join in if the crystal in his hand is anything to go by."

Chi Chi sighed "Really, what type of girls are we to have husbands who are looking for unicorns so they can have sex with them?"

Chicken

"You bloody chicken!" Vegeta yelled as they ran out of the forest and hid in Goku's house "How the hell can you be afraid of a damn chicken?"

Goku looked at Vegeta closely "Have you ever thought about how much damage a chicken can do while they peck?"

Vegeta suddenly found himself also protecting himself from the manhood destroying chickens.

Young

"So young," Bulma said as she watched Vegeta walked towards Trunk's Secondary school "I knew thy well; I pray to Kami that you last more than a second while surrounded by those young people."

Rousing

Bulma sighed as she waited for Vegeta, he had been in Trunk's Secondary school now for three hours, what the hell could have happened.

Bulma snorted at her thoughts "Yeah right, Vegeta could only give a rousing talk about fighting and the pride of his race, nothing else."

Surprise

Bulma walked into the school, looking for her husband. Hearing yells and cheers from the lunch hall, Bulma walked towards it only to stop in surprise as she saw Vegeta and Trunks yelling out loud 'we love pink underwear' on a table while students were cheering and also singing 'we love pink underwear'.

Bulma groaned and walked away muttering "Surprise? Why the hell should I be?"

Drink

Bulma sighed again as she dragged Vegeta out of the school. She seemed to be sighing a lot lately but she would of liked to know how Vegeta had managed to get drunk on those drinks.

"How the hell could he?" Bulma muttered to herself as Vegeta was dragged behind her "How can the idiot get drunk on fruit juice?"

Tears

"Vegeta how could you?" Bulma yelled with tears running down her face.

Vegeta didn't reply, he just sat there in Bulma's red evening dress that had a strange in the chest area.

Snow

Vegeta looked up at the sky in shock "Bulma what is all of this white stuff?"

Bulma smiled "That's right; you've never seen snow before."

"Snow?" Vegeta said "It must be an enemy!"

"Vegeta, no!" Bulma said as Vegeta punched a tree covered in snow.

It was too late and Vegeta was now buried in a pile of snow.

Forget

"How the hell can you forget to forget?" Trunks yelled as he and Vegeta tried to hide up a tree.

Vegeta sighed "Son, when you get a woman you'll find yourself doing the same thing, to forget can sometimes be a blessing."

Pink

"Vegeta, please?" Bulma said with a pout "You look so cute in it!"

"The pink shirt was one thing woman but this is another thing!," Vegeta's voice yelled from the other side of their bedroom door.

"What's going on mum?" Trunks asked as he walked up the stairs.

Bulma turned her puppy dog eyes onto Trunks "Trunks help your mum out, your father won't let me see him in the new outfit I got him!"

Trunks raised an eye brow "Just what is it?"

Bulma gave an evil grin "Just a neon pink dress with pink high heels."

Clock

"The clock says it's been 10 minutes woman so hurry up and get this crap off of me!" Vegeta's voice was heard throughout the whole house.

"Gee mum," Trunks said in amusement "How did you get dad so desperate that his counting down the time on the bathroom clock until it can be over?"

Bulma smirked "One word, waxing."

Trapped – I don't have anything against people's sexual orientation, I'm bisexual myself, this isn't meant to insult anyone!

Vegeta and Goku ran as fast as they could through the forest, a very angry unicorn right behind them.

"Where trapped," Goku said as they were cornered by the unicorn.

"It's all your fault," Vegeta said angrily "We're trapped because of you!"

"How is it my fault?" Goku said as they flew away "How was I supposed to know the unicorn was straight and male?"

Clarinet

The sounds of a badly played Clarinet could be heard throughout the house.

Chi Chi winced as a very off tune note was heard "Why did you have to let him try to play the clarinet for?"

"I thought I'd try and get him doing something other than training all the time," Bulma said as she shared the cotton wool with Chi Chi "But I'm starting to wish I got him a triangle instead now."

Protect

"I don't belevie it," Krillan said with a grin as he looked between Bulma, Vegeta and Goku "Bulma had to PROTECT Vegeta and Goku?"

Vegeta glared "It wasn't our fault we didn't know the damn unicorn could fly."

"Yeah but we should of guessed by those cool wings on its back," Goku muttered, gaining a slap around the head from Vegeta.

Friend

Bulma and Chi Chi watched in shock and amusement as Vegeta slowly approached the old lady that was said that she could never make friends with anyone and make friends with her.

"Guess she can appreciate the smell of unicorn dung," Bulma muttered as Vegeta helped his new friend as she promised to make food for him.

Beautiful

"So…beautiful," Bulma cried out as she hugged Vegeta "My newest master peace!"

"Its err…very nice mum," Trunk said "Very beautiful."

Bulma had painted a naked Vegeta and Goku together in a bed, Bulma had become a yaoi fangirl.

Hopeless

"It's hopeless," Bulma said as she walked into her son's bedroom and sat down on his bed.

"What's hopeless?" Trunks said, looking up from his magazine "And weren't you suppose to be on a date with dad?"

"Exactly," Bulma muttered "His being romantic is giving me the dead body of a fallen enemy and training one on one."

Eyes

"Vegeta stay still," Bulma muttered as she put in the first eye drop.

"Bloody woman!" Vegeta yelled as he placed his hands over his eyes "The planet is attacking my eyes and you're trying to help?"

Bulma sighed and looked to Trunks who was watching in amusement in the doorway.

"I hate hay fever," Bulma muttered "You try getting eye drops into your father's eyes."

Rebellion

"I will lead the rebellion!" Vegeta yelled in his training outfit "Follow me men! For the rebellion!"

As Vegeta led them all outside, Trunks turned to Bulma "Mum…dad does know his just talking to dust bunnies right?"

Bulma glared "It's going to be quiet here for the rest of the day so let Vegeta lead the rebellion and those dust bunnies into battle."

Quill

"Why did we ever let him watch the Harry Potter movies for?" Bulma asked her son while they watched Vegeta get attacked by birds as he tried to get some of their feathers to make 'Harry Potter Quill's.

Trunk sighed "Because he was board and this is what happens when he gets an idea, I'll never think getting a quill to be easy again."

Jolt

"Not a single word woman," Vegeta said as they closed the front door and took off their coats.

Bulma pouted "Not my fault the hair dresser asked if you were hit by a bolt of lightning."

Happiness

"I FINALLY DID IT!" Vegeta yelled as he stood up from the computer and punched the air.

"At least his found happiness and enjoyment in something other than fighting," Bulma said with a sigh.

"You got one to then?" Chi Chi asked as she watched Vegeta load his new chapters up onto the site.

Bulma sighed "Happiness is a weird thing but his just completed the 50 word promt challenge, he's also done all 5 of the tables, I don't want to think how many hours his spent working on them.

Chi Chi patted Bulma's back in a supportive way "At least it keeps him out of your hair."

Bulma nodded her head "And for that I'm glad for fanfiction challenges."

The End!

*giggles like mad* I'VE FINALLY DONE IT! *throws a party* Just like Vegeta had done I've done now! All challenge tables and words complete! YAY ^^
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