Finding A Replacement

Disclaimer: I do not own DragonballZ oy ofy of the characters in it.

Author\'s Note: DBZ is my favorite anime and I really wanted to write a DBZ Yaoi. I think there aren\'t enough Zarbon lemons. This story has a decent plot but it\'s basically just...yeah, just read it. You guys should know my style by now ^_^. It has my original character for DBZ but she has a minor part, so don\'t worry. So here it is! R/R

Piccolo reached into the fridge and took out the carton of milk. Out of no where, he was shoved out of the way. It was Vegeta. His body was turned around so that his front was not seen and he grabbed a can of root beer.
\"What are you staring at Namek!?\" he yelled demandingly.
\"I was just getting something to drink.\"
Vegeta glared at him and ran out of the kitchen. What the hell is his problem? Piccolo sat down at the table and poured the milk into a glass. He took a sip and put the milk away. Vegeta was always an asshole to him, there was nothing to worry about except for one thing. Why was Vegeta out of breath?

He slammed the door and leapt under the covers. Vegeta was so relieved Piccolo didn\'t see him. He got up on his knees and looked around. His eyes shifted down to what was between his legs. His baggy pants could not hide the fact that he had a burning erection inside.
\"Goddamnit! Why won\'t you go down!!!???\"
Vegeta had broken up with Bulma four months ago. On the bright side, he didn\'t have to put up with that annoying woman. On the other, he hadn\'t gotten any in a long time. nig night before he had been watching television and skimming through the channels. He quickly skipped through the porno channels and shut it off. That night he realized how desperate he was. He had to resort to remembering the first time he had sex. The best night of his life...

He was around 14 years old when it happened. He was still living in Frieza\'s spaceship, disrespected regardless of his title as prince of the Saiyans. Frieza was truly evil; he enjoyed seeing people suffer both inside and outside his ship. Worst of all was Frieza\'s unusual fetishes. He loved manipulating his servants and toying with them as well. Luckily, he did not let Vegeta take part in this....until....

Vegeta was walking down the long corridors of the ship for a little bit of training in the gravity room. He walked past a bedroom and heard Frieza and Zarbon\'s usual moaning. For some odd reason, the young prince felt the urge to find out what was going on in there. He pressed the button and the mechanical door opened.
\"M-master Frieza?\" he asked shakily. He wasn\'t supposed to be in here.
\"What is it monkey?\"
Vegeta looked directly in front of him and was amazed to find that Frieza had been standing there waiting for him. He must\'ve sensed Vegeta coming.
\"I just was curious and wanted to know-\"
\"What I was doing? Well my little prince, I think we could use your help.\" he lowered himself to the boy\'s neck and nestled his lips in his neck. Before he knew it, Vegeta was naked.
\"Master Frieza! Why\'d you do that!?\"
Vegeta panicked. He didn\'t want to do with Frieza what Frieza did with Zarbon. Whatever it was, it didn\'t matter. Frieza absolutely sickened him. He gulped and was roughly spun around by Frieza so that he was facing the bed. He had heard the deep groans and heavy pants but never noticed where they were coming from. Vegeta saw the one of the most incredible sights he had ever seen.
It was Zarbon, lying on the bed. Zarbon\'s head was tilted back and his long green braid was wet from the heat and had a few strands sticking out. His eyes were shut and his hands were balled up into fists, holding the sheets. His back was arched and his mouth was slightly open. What caught Vegeta\'s eye was the fact that he was completely naked and he looked utterly helpless and pathetic. His smooth blue skin stretched tightly over his ripped muscles and Vegeta\'s eyes were drawn to Zarbon\'s lower region. Zarbon\'s hardened penis stuck up in the air and was extremely long.
Vegeta felt an odd tingling sensation in his groin.
\"Frieza! I\'m going to come!\" Zarbon yelled as his chest heaved up in and down in heavy gasps.
\"Calm down Zarbon. Vegeta\'s going to be of assistance.\" He shoved Vegeta and made him lose his balance. He fell and landed on his knees with his face over Zarbon\'s hot manhood.
\"Go ahead Vegeta.\"
\"What!? I don\'t know what to do!!!\"
\"Kami! I\'m going to do it right now! I can\'t wait Lord Frieza!\" Zarbon shouted.
\"Shut up Zarbon. Vegeta put it in your mouth and figure out the rest!\"
\"WHAT!!!??\"
\"Ahhhhh!\" Zarbon moaned
\"My subordinates are morons! Zarbon hang on one second! And Vegeta! Just suck on Zarbon!\"
Vegeta rushed and took Zarbon into his mouth. Zarbon\'s hands immediately grabbed Vegeta\'s head and pushed it down further. He almost suffocated on the huge shaft. He breathed through his nose and licked Zarbon with his tongue. He had no idea what to do but it felt right. He bit gently and sucked hard. He closed his eyes and rubbed Zarbon\'s thighs. It was clear that he was doing something right, because Zarbon was having an orgasm. He nearly screamed with every touch. This was beyond any fantasy he had ever had. Zarbon warned Vegeta and then released into his mouth. He tasted a salty fluid that flowed through his mouth and swallowed every last drop of it. He let go of Zarbon with his mouth and then stood up.
\"Did I do it right?\"
\"You did it very well. Zarbon enjoyed himself.\" Frieza smirked, \"Now it\'s your turn Vegeta.\"
Zarbon got off the bed as well. \"That\'s right; I\'m going to recompense you for what you did.\"
Vegeta backed away, \"No, it\'s ok. Don\'t worry about it.\"
Frieza teleported in front of him and threw him on the bed. \"Get on your hands and knees Vegeta. Zarbon, give it to him hard.\"
Vegeta obeyed and did exactly that, but he feared what was coming next. Zarbon moved in place behind him and ran his hands along Vegeta\'s back. The head of Zarbon\'s member poked at Vegeta\'s untouched entrance. Zarbon hesitated for a moment and made Vegeta endure the wonderful torment. Vegeta panted heavily and whined. What was Zarbon doing to him!?
With a violent thrust and sharp cry of pain from Vegeta, Zarbon was inside. He adjusted to being inside the hole and threw his head back in pleasure. The muscles in Vegeta\'s anus wrapped tightly around Zarbon. On the other end, Vegeta felt like dying. Zarbon\'s cock was humongous and also thick, so it hit every nerve ending inside of him and made him bleed. There was a warm ache and a stinging pain but he felt ecstasy from it.
\"Zarbon!\" he cried.
\"Do you like it my prince? A dry fuck\'ll really shut you up.\" Frieza asked.
\"Aahh! It hurts!\"
\"Yes! Yes! Yes!\" Zarbon moaned.
He grinded his hips harder and harder in and out of the small teenager. Although he cried, it was obvious how much he enjoyed it.
\"Stop it! Stop! Please Frieza! Help me!\"
Zarbon literally banged his erection in and out of Vegeta. It got to the point where Zarbon almost felt bad. He bent forwards to grab Vegeta\'s member. Vegeta purred as Zarbon stroked him gently. He rubbed Vegeta and thrust into to him until he got bored. Zarbon had enough fun for tonight. He withdrew from the boy and let him rest. Almost every day after that, his constant nights in bed fucking Zarbon were incredible.

\"Stop thinking about it Vegeta it\'ll only make you harder!\" Why the hell wouldn\'t it go down!? Why was he so horny? He decided to take a shower. He stripped and then climbed in. He pulled the shower curtain closed but his shadow was visible through it.

\"Oh Vegeta\'s showering,\" Bulma noted to Piccolo, \"Could you bring him up some towels?\"
\"Alright.\" Piccolo grabbed them and went upstairs. He shouldn\'t have said yes. Vegeta hated him. He walked through the door and called Vegeta\'s name.
\"What do you want namek!?\"
\"Bulma wanted me to bring towels.\"
\"Drop them on the laundry bin and get out!\"
Piccolo was about to leave before he noticed the shadow. It could be easily recognized as Vegeta\'s. He was smaller than Piccolo but had hard ripped muscles all over his body. But in his hip area he saw something oddly intriguing. Vegeta\'s dick was sticking straight out. He ran behind the sink and peeked out. He heard heavy panting and watched as Vegeta\'s hands ran down his body to grip his hard cock. Vegeta started moaning and Piccolo ran out. Oh god, was Vegeta was masturbating in the shower? Now he knew why Vegeta was acting so weird.

He got up that morning and smiled. His hardon was gone, at least for now, so he could get breakfast. He went downstairs into the kitchen and made himself eggs. He washed the dishes and then decided to go to the hot spring. He went into the bathroom and took off his clothing. He looked down at his limp member and that thought came up again. Goddamnit Zarbon! Why the hell did he have to think of it now!? He pushed the thoughts out of his head and wrapped the towel around his lower body. He was so desperate, it wasn\'t even funny! Although he still felt the sensation from the memory, fortunately, it wasn\'t showing. He walked out and opened the sliding door to the spring. No one was in there. Good. He walked around the bar of soap on the floor and towards the spring. He felt the steam surrounding his body and then heard the doors open.
\"Oh hey Vegeta didn\'t know you were-Ah!\"
Vegeta turned around and was knocked down. Thalia had tripped on the soap and took Vegeta down with her. He was in the water and felt a pain in his head. He must\'ve hit it when he fell. He was just about to yell at her when he realized the position they were in. Vegeta was on all fours and Thalia was underneath him. Luckily, their towels had managed to stay on. They both blushed furiously and looked into each other\'s eyes (Ah only in anime…). Thalia, although princess of the saiyans, was unlike most saiyans. Instead of black eyes, her eyes were a dazzling emerald green. Her short black hair was wet and spread out beneath her. Her feminine, yet muscular figure was visible through the towel and her towel had fell down enough so that Vegeta could see the top of her breasts. He knew that they were huge all ready, but in this situation, they looked even better.
Thalia\'s eyes trailed downwards Vegeta. He was very well-built and had a really nice body. Her eyes went down further to what Vegeta hadn\'t noticed.
\"Ah!\" she threw him off and crawled away, “What-what was!? God! Vegeta!\"
He looked downwards and was humiliated to find an erection evident beneath the towel. \"Thalia! I\'m sorry!\"
\"Don\'t come near me! You\'re such a dirty bastard!\"
\"Don\'t be such a drama queen! I\'m sure you\'ve seen a boner before! Let me explain.\"
\"Fine.\"
He told her about everything that has happened recently.
\"You got it on with Zarbon!? I didn\'t know you swung that way.\"
\"Oh come on, who doesn\'t want to fuck with Zarbon!? Gohan was 5 years old and had a crush on him! I like women, you know that!\"
\"True. Oh wow, what was it like? Was he good? How big was it? Jesus Christ! What did he look like naked!?\"
\"I have a dilemma here Thalia! I\'ll answer your questions later!\"
Thalia pouted but listened to him and Vegeta sighed.
\"So basically, I\'m really, really horny and I\'ve had erections almost everyday.\"
Thalia cringed, \"I can\'t believe I\'m actually encouraging this but....maybe you should jack off.\"
\"I have been! I\'ve been touching myself like crazy! It keeps coming back!\"
\"Well if that\'s not working, then you must be really desperate. I think you\'re going to need to really do it.\"
\"What?\"
\"Don\'t be stupid. I mean you have to have sex.\"
Why hadn\'t Vegeta thought of that? He inched closer to her and grabbed her ass. She slapped him across the face and he went flying into the wall. (Again, only in anime)
\"Pervert!!!!\" she yelled.
\"I was only kidding!\" he laughed nervously.
\"If you can\'t stop thinking about your night of GAY sex, then maybe you should have GAY sex!\"
\"What?\"
\"You heard me. With a man.\" She walked out without another word.

Thoughts of making love with the male Z-fighters were running through his head. An orgy of martial artists touching him in areas he wanted to be touched. Why did she have to say that!? He wenck tck to his room and fell back on his bed. His dick hadn\'t gone down and he still needed to have sex. It was driving him insane. He opened his legs and rubbed himself. He suddenly pictured Zarbon touching him, with his hands caressing every part of him. He closed his eyes before he heard the door open.
\"Who is it?\" He sensed the chi. It was definitely one of his fellow fighters.
\"Vegeta...it\'s me, Piccolo.\"
Vegeta opened eyes and saw the green namek. He looked completely different. Nothing had changed at all except for his eyes. Deep in his eyes, Vegeta could see pure lust and Piccolo had never looked better. He threw off his turban, cape, and shoes and got on the bed. Without breaking his stare, he crawled towards Vegeta and adjusted their bodies together. Piccolo ravished at Vegeta\'s lips and nipped at the bottom part. Vegeta closed his eyes and wrapped his left leg around Piccolo. The green fighter\'s hand held the side of Vegeta\'s hip and his forearm rubbed against Vegeta\'s upper thigh. Piccolo anxiously licked his way into Vegeta\'s mouth. Vegeta was completely bare, and Piccolo felt his erection burning through the silk sheets between them and felt himself get harder. He stopped his work on Vegeta\'s lips and moved to his ear lobe. He breathed against him and then lowered to his neck.
\"Piccolo.......\"
Piccolo put his fangs to good use. He kissed the flesh and then bit down harshly. Vegeta moaned as the namek\'s teeth sunk into his neck. Piccolo sucked at the wound and took a small amount of blood from him. After all, he wasn\'t Dracula. He moved his head away and left a red mark and noticeable teeth holes. His lips moved down to his collar bone while his hand brushed over Vegeta\'s nipple. His palm rubbed against the sensitive bud while he kissed Vegeta\'s skin. Piccolo moved lower and lower and removed the fabric covering Vegeta\'s hidden areas. He sat up for a second and took off his shirt. Vegeta sat up after him and tugged at his belt. He eagerly pulled off his belt and ripped off his pants. Piccolo leaned back in, dominating over Vegeta, and gazing into his eyes. However, Vegeta was distracted and stared between Piccolo\'s legs. Although nameks reproduced asexually they still retained sexual organs. Vegeta tilted his head back and closed his eyes. His hands pulled on Piccolo\'s shoulders, moving him closer to Vegeta. He just wanted to feel Piccolo against him.
\"God Piccolo! Why didn\'t you tell me you were hung like a fucking anaconda!?”
Piccolo blushed but grinned, \"I\'m glad you like it. You\'re going to have to wait a bit for you get some of it though.\"
\"No....oh I want it now!\"
\"Not before I get some of you first.\"
He turned his entire body around while Vegeta lay down with his head on the pillow. Piccolo held onto Vegeta\'s ankles and was on his knees before him. Their burning arousals were in front of each other\'s faces (69 baby!). The thought of getting a blowjob while giving made his cock pulse rapidly.
\"Piccolo...\"
The namek ignored him and took his member in his mouth. He sucked hard and gritted his fangs against the length. Vegeta nearly screamed. He failed to notice what Piccolo was expecting. He let go and leaned back to look at Vegeta.
\"Vegeta! This won\'t work unless you do it too!\"
\"Oohhhh.....Piccolo....\"
They both licked around each other\'s shaft. Piccolo was still biting Vegeta lightly with those sharp kinky fangs. He used just enough pressure so that Vegeta felt more pleasure than pain. Vegeta licked, kissed and nipped at Piccolo\'s enormous member. Piccolo\'s hips moved up and down, as did his head, making both of their experiences better. Vegeta thought of Zarbon again and nearly went insane. Zarbon had been in the same position, writhing against his own touch. Vegeta moaned as his come drizzled into Piccolo\'s mouth. The two pulled their mouths off slowly and panted. Vegeta was slightly ashamed that Piccolo controlled his release while he could not. The namek warrior got off the bed and looked inside the drawers of Vegeta\'s wardrobe. Meanwhile Vegeta panted and spread his legs wide open. Piccolo got what he was looking for and then turned to Vegeta.
\"Piccolo....give it to me. I\'m ready. Give it to me! Give it to me!\"
He got back on the bed and opened Vegeta\'s legs more. \"I see you keep KY,\" he laughed.
\"Stop joking! Just fuck me already!\"
Piccolo got some lubricant on his fingers and stuck one into Vegeta. He rubbed the insides of Vegeta and the saiyan prince yelped as it slid in and out. Piccolo added a second finger and then slowly added the third and final one. With a small grunt of protest, the fingers pulled out. He was ready.
Vegeta smiled uncontrollably and closed his eyes. Finally! He hadn\'t gotten any like this since the days on Frieza\'s ship! The namek brushed his hardened penis against Vegeta\'s anal entrance.
\"Ready?\"
\"Yes!\", he moaned.
Vegeta\'s hole was loosened from the fingering and now something bigger would have to fit through. Piccolo pushed the tip past Vegeta\'s tight ring and thrust inside him. Vegeta yelled and his anal muscles gripped against Piccolo. Piccolo was pleased as his penis was held tightly in place. He barely fit his entire member inside and was breaking through barriers inside Vegeta. Sharp pricks of pain washed over Vegeta and his rear ached horribly. His eyes glazed over and his mouth was open, making small sexy noises that aroused Piccolo further. The namek\'s hands gripped Vegeta\'s legs firmly and he threw his head back. His member hit every nerve inside Vegeta and touched the walls of his passage. He pulled slightly out and then in again. He continued that pattern over and over again, rocking his hips against Vegeta. A wave of ecstasy coursed through the saiyan\'s body. He desperately awaited Piccolo\'s release and thrust into his touch. He was completely beyond words. All that could come out was Piccolo\'s name and deep harsh moans.
\"Piccolo.........\"
He bellowed out as he climaxed. He ejaculated into Vegeta, releasing his milky seed throughout his anus. After a few moments he pulled out and fell on top of Vegeta. Vegeta rolled him off onto his back as they both tried to catch their breaths. Piccolo pulled the sheet over them.
\"That was...amazing.\"
\"I guess that means your opinion on me has changed?\"
\"Nope namek, this just means you\'re a good fuck.\" He looked to the side and smiled at Piccolo.
Piccolo just laughed. Without another word, they breathing turned into low snores and they drifted to sleep.