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Stupid Obsessions	By : CardDragonBall Category: Dragon Ball Z > Het - Male/Female Views: 6769 -:- Recommendations : 0 -:- Currently Reading : 0
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Chapter List
- 1-Stupid Obsessions
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- 4-4
- 5-5
- 6-6
- 7-7
- 8-8
- 9-9
- 10-10--the END
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Stupid Obsessions 10:

He was cold. Vegeta rolled onto his side and looked at the blanket that was wrapped up around the baka and Bulma. Frowned, and stood up, stepped between the two of them (in the tiny crack of space) and shoved the blanket down far enough that he could get under the cover. Kakarot moved out of his way a little, mumbled something in his sleep, and Vegeta laid down. Bulma curled her arms around his back, Kakarot threw his arm over his side and he was now completely warm again.

Closed his eyes. Fell asleep.

This is how most the day passed this way. When he woke up again, Bulma was grimacing and she rolled out of the covers and stumbled to her feet. "Damn," she mumbled. Then she stumbled off to the bathroom and he grinned. It took a lot to make Bulma stumble to the bathroom like that and he found that he was proud of her current condition.

"Stop smirking," Kakarot said, he blinked sleepily. He shifted under the covers and wrapped his arm around Vegeta, curled so his head was closer and slept again.

Bulma ruined the moment when she reappeared in the bedroom, brushing her teeth and trying to fix her hair at the same time. (Neither were being accomplished.) "Up," she said around the toothbrush. Reached down and grabbed fistfulls of the blanket, yanked it off and left in on the floor. Then she disappeared into the bathroom to spit out the toothpaste. When she returned she put her hands on her naked hips. "You guys have to go get Goku's stuff."

"But sleep," Kakarot said.

Vegeta sat up and moved to the edge of the bed. A deep sigh and he stood up, went to the bathroom and left Bulma to deal with the sleeping mass of Saiyan that was still curled up in the middle of their bed. If he was going to go out and retrieve other people's stuff then he was going to be clean when he did it.

"But I was sleeping!"

But the water turned on and he didn't hear the rest of the argument. Just as well, Bulma could get mean when the situation called for it. Very mean, actually. He remembered one time that he was trying to ignore her and then she found a pair of pliers and...

"I'm UP!"

Vegeta smirked. The baka had a lot to learn when it came to dealing with them. Strange, how the thought of Kakarot hanging around long enough to learn these things wasn't a bothersome sort of thought. It could be the extended afterglow from the sexfest of the past two days. When it faded would his tolerance for the baka fade?

"Here," Kakarot said, pulled open the shower curtain and dropped Bulma in the shower with him. "I'm going to get my stuff. Vegeta--keep her busy." He patted them both on the head and then turned away (naked--nice view) and disappearing. There was the rustling of clothes in the bedroom and then the door opened and closed and the two of them were alone.

"He just picked me up." Bulma said. A satisfied smile crossed her face and she wiggled in front of him to rinse herself off. "You need to pick up Bra's room Vegeta. And don't give me crap about how she should pick up after herself. She's only a little kid. Besides, nobody on earth is as anally clean as you."

He wasn't going to say either of those things. She kissed him on the cheek and then got out of the shower to go attend to the many things that she did that he didn't know about. He finished his shower, picked up the bedroom (since the blanket was still on the floor and various clothes were too.) Once the bed was made and everything was arranged again he went to his daughter's room and picked it up too.

Nothing major (when she was younger, Bra stripped off her diapers and threw them on the ground. Which is how this got started. Bulma was complaining about it, he told her to shut up about it. She told him that it was his sole responsibility to keep Bra's room free of diapers.) Just toys and clothes.

By the time that was finished the baka was back and he and Bulma were busy putting the things away in their bedroom (he told himself that he didn't care how they messed up the room.) He left them to do that, went downstairs to the kitchen and got himself something to eat. When he finished that the door opened and his son returned (with Kakarot's son) and they removed their shoes, left them outside and stepped into the kitchen.

"Hey Dad," Trunks said.

Goten looked around. "Where's Dad and Bulma?" Of course, at the same time, there was a thump from upstairs followed by one of them making a slightly screechy noise and the boys made a face at one another.

"So...uh, Goten staying here now?"

"You're not sharing a room. And no sex while your sister is in the house. If she finds you doing something inappropriate I'll make you explain it to her." Which was the worse thing he could do. Trunks could not talk about sex with a straight face. Or without blushing. It was one of those truly human things about his child.

"Ok."

Trunks went off to do--whatever--and Goten stayed in the kitchen, gave him a look and then stuffed his hands into his pocket and shifted back and forth. "You're not going to...use my father are you?"

"No." Vegeta dropped the dishes into sink.

"Good." Then he went after Trunks. He apparently ran into his father on the way because there was a lot of loud talking and laughing. When Kakarot appeared downstairs he headed over to the refrigerator immediately.

"Bulma said something about lotion and how her legs were sore. She should be downstairs eventually." Then he set about finding lunch.

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The sex was great. She really liked it. But coming downstairs to find her daughter run into the house and hop into her father's arms was better. Watching Bra hug Vegeta, then jump over to Goku was better. Then the screech and Bra launched herself at her.

Hugging her daughter was the best. (Hugging Trunks when he was little was the best too. Now he just sort of hugged her because he thought that he had to.) When Bra pulled back and rested on her hip, she turned to look at her father. "What they here for?"

"Goku's going to live with us now, Bra." She set her on the floor. (The girl was heavy and Bulma was tired. All her muscles were sore and it was nice sort of soreness but not conducive to baby-holding.)

"Okay," she said, then went to hug her grandmother. Bulma said thank you to her mother, hugged her, and when she was gone turned to watch Bra as she tugged on Goku's pants, trying to pull herself up into his arms. He was eating while she did this. Every so often he would shift his legs and her grip would falter, she landed on her butt but it didn't stop her from getting up and trying again.

Trunks appeared in the kitchen, Bra ran over to him, he hugged her. Then proceeded to chatter off to him all the things that she had done in the past two days.

"The brat moved in," Vegeta informed her.

"My son is not a brat."

"Apparently you haven't met him."

Goku glared at Vegeta. Vegeta smiled in return. Bulma rolled her eyes. "I hope he's not sharing a room with Trunks. I don't want the two of them..."

"Of course he's not," Vegeta said.

"Yeah, Dad already gave us that lecture." Trunks turned his attention from his sister and Bra took advantage of that distraction to yank on his hair and pull one of the buttons off his shirt.

"Take Bra into the living room and watch her, Trunks. I've got to get dinner."

Despite the fact that he was currently eating, Goku perked up and said: "Dinner? That sounds great, Bulma. What are we having?" He put the food he had been eating back in the fridge. Vegeta pushed him out of the way of the cabinets and the fridge.

"You'll find out when its ready," Vegeta said. He took his customary place on the stool at the island and Goku pouted and sat next to him. "Are you going to turn my GR back on?"

"Tomorrow. Tonight you're going to sleep."

"And we need more blankets," Goku said, "My back got cold after you moved." Goku looked at Vegeta, and nodded to reaffirm the fact that he was telling the truth--just in case they thought he was lying or something. "Oh--maybe I should call Gohan and let him know where I am."

Call Gohan. That reminded her of something. She had wanted to ask Gohan something, but she couldn't quite remember what it--Goten came into the kitchen and went toward the fridge--OH! THE LUBE THING. She smirked evilly and grabbed the phone. "I'll do it Goku." She said this all cheerfully, but Vegeta had a suspicious look on his face.

She dialed the number. The phone rang four or five times. Then it was picked up and Gohan said: "Son Gohan, Hello." (He was weird.)

"Hi, Gohan, this is Bulma I was just calling to let you know that Goku's moved in with me and Vegeta. And I was wondering just why it was that you know about the proper lubrication for anal sex."

Goten turned and looked at her, he slapped his hand over his mouth and stifled the laughter that would have otherwise burst out of the room. Put the can of soda back in the fridge and went outside before bursting out into laughter. Vegeta shook his head. Goku looked a bit pale.

Gohan was silent. There was a squeak noise. "Uh--I--uh--don't?"

"Goten said you did. Trunks and him told us that you explained it to them. Now, Son Gohan, If you knew that my son was having sex don't you think you should have told me--what if someone got pregnant?"

"Oh, gee, Bulma I'm--WAIT... My dad is living with you? And Vegeta? And what do you mean Pregnant? Goten can't get pregnant."

Bulma smirked. Gohan was hilarious to mess with. "Okay, so what about the lube thing. You still haven't explained that. Is there something that you would like to tell us?"

"No. Look, they came to me and I didn't know what to say. But it seems pretty much common sense to me so I told them what I thought they should do." Ah, he was blushing. She could tell by the tone of his voice and since he was blushing her torture was complete.

"Okay. But I still think you're hiding something" She didn't really but he didn't know that. "So if you need to see your father he'll be at our house okay. Have a good day Gohan." Then she hung up on him. "That was fun," she said to the men looking at her.

Goten finally dragged himself back into the house. "So, what did he say?"

"He didn't know what he was saying to you guys but it was common sense." Bulma said, pulled the pans out of the cabinet. "I think he was lying."

Goten shook his head, grabbed the soda out of the fridge. "He might not be. You know, big egghead being so much smarter than the rest of us." Then he gave them a little nod of his head and left the room.

"So," Goku said, "What's for dinner?"

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Vegeta: I think that's the end...

Bulma: THE END. YOU CAN'T JUST END THIS STORY!~

Goku: No, I think she did. I think that was the end.

Vegeta: It is the Ten-chapter.

Bulma: *grr*

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