Kitty In The Middle
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Beyblade › Yaoi - Male/Male
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Adult +
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15
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A Chaosful Week
CX hi y'all!!! i noticed that all i got was praise, and i feel really happy, but i am running out of ideas... and how can i please without ideas? ^^ so if you have anything to suggest, then don't hesitate!
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Chatpter X: A Chaosful Week And Two New Guests
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A week passed since Rei’s arrival, and nothing much has changed.
BOUM!!
Oh, wait, they had to install booby-traps every where to prevent Mariah form kidnapping and X-ing Rei whenever she thought she got a chance of getting him alone, which was practically impossible, considering what Kai, Tala and Bryan promised Drigger the day they nearly lost their most important body parts (see previous chapter).
//Flash back//
*Drigger was chasing the Perverted Trio with a chainsaw*
(Drigger) I’LL KILL YOU!
(Trio) NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
(Drigger) GIVE ME A REASON!
(Trio) WE’LL PROTECT REI FROM THE PINK THING WHEN YOU ARE BUSY PROTECTING YOURSELF FROM YOUR FANCLUB!!!
(Drigger) *stops chainsaw* OKAY!
//Flash back end//
So now, while Drigger was protecting his modesty and other stuff from HIS Trio of Doom (and doing it very well), while Kai and co. were doing their best to keep the Freakazoid away from Rei, and not figuring out how Drigger managed *that* without breaking a nerve.
… for example:
//Flash back//
“Is she gone?”
“Yeah, we lost her…”
“Phew… ahh! Rei!”
“Ya, Kai-kun?”
“You still wanna know what a wet dream is?”
“Yeah!” *MEGA-UBER-CUTE-SMILE*
“Okay, well, it’s—”
“REEEEEEEEEEEEEII!!! I FOUND YOUUUUUU!!! NOW NOTHING WILL EVER SEPARATE US AGAIN!!!”
“—AAARGH! RUUUUN!!!”
//Flash back end//
… and so on and so forth… oh, what would they do to and get permission to send that horrifying Thing to a sanatorium in the brim of Hades’ kingdom…
They say God created Man in his own image… who knows what he thought of or what he looked like when he created Mariah… *shiver*
Even Emily had her own ‘Freaky Day’…like that one time… when Emily was really angry…
//Flash back//
“I swear, one more ‘Emily you are so annoying, your booby traps don’t work and I’ll quit!”
“EMILY! You are so annoying your booby traps don’t work!”
“THAT’S IT I QUIT!!!”
*gasp* “You wouldn’t dare!”
“TRY ME!!! I demand proper respect! After all, I would bet you a grope you wouldn’t last five minutes without me!”
“WE WOULD!”
“Fine!” *walks out* *slams door*
“…”
“WAAAAAAH MARIAH’S ATTACKING!”
“WE NEED MORE TRAPS!”
“NO MORE! EMILY’S NOT HERE!!!”
*all hide under table* “EMILY! WHERE ARE YOU! WE NEED YOU!!!”
*Emily walks in* “Four minutes thirty-eight seconds. Kai, you owe me a grope.”
//End flash back//
And she got her grope… pervert assistant…
***
Another week of chaos passed… and the only improvements were Drigger’s escapes, Wolfborg’s speed (to catch up Drigger), Dranzer’s eye sight (to spy on bathing Drigger), Falborg’s thinking ( he managed to make sure to *hide* properly before stalking Drigger), Emily’s booby traps, Mariah’s ambushes, Kai & co.’s escapades, Rei’s cuteness, Voltaire’s nose (didn’t get bigger), and Boris’… well, we love our Boris just the way he is…
But this dinner… something new happened…
They were in the 14th Dining hall, and all in their respective places; Boris on Voltaire's left, poking at his schnitzel (1), Emily on his right, surveying the hall for any disturbances, Rei between Kai and Drigger, Tala and Bryan on Kai’s other side, Wolfborg and co. on Drigger’s, Rei munching happily, Mariah opposite them all, planning another attacks she called herself “Free Rei From Evil”, that everyone else calling them “Saving Rei From All Things Evil And Pink”. I believe everyone was mentioned… but…
WHERE’S VOLTAIRE?!
Not at the head of the table, not playing with his brat wurst (2)…
And the doors of the hall opened, and THERE HE IS!!! He appeared!! Do not worry, folks, Voltaire did not disappear, he’s just--
“HI, EVERYONE!”
--wearing Barbie-pink leder-hosen (3)…
“Hey, Gramps, what the hell is that? Have you decided to curse this place permanently or what?”
“Hey, guess who I brought!!!” Voltaire was so excited he didn’t realise Kai practically insulted him (I don’t think he would have anyway if he paid attention…). “Look what I found! New Pets!!!”
“*uber-cutie-gasp* You didn’t stuff them in a bag like me, did you, you big meanie??!”
There were a couple of seconds of silence to let out a big “aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaawwwwww” for Rei’s outburst, who looked more like a pouty kitten than an angry one, and then continued to look at Voltaire accusingly.
“What did you pick up this time…”
Voltaire stepped aside to show two little boys, Pets by the markings on their cheeks and the additional animal accessories, and then followed another sequence of silence.
Behind him stood one boy with brown hair, glasses, and wings behind his back; the other had what looked like a black mane for hair, a tail whisking back and forth, a canine sticking out of his mouth.
“May I present, Kenny, an Owl, and Lee, a Lion!”
Everyone rushed up to greet the new-comers, not before knocking tying up Mariah in lightning speed, and while doing so they ran over Voltaire, literally, who now laid on the floor, flattened up comically and had foot marks all over, Boris worrying all over him. Of course, they noticed how Tala and Bryan seemed to take a liking to them; who wouldn’t notice that? They were drooling so much, it would be wise to wear safety rings (the ugly red-white stripped once you find in the pool) unless someone wanted to drown…
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(1) Austrian speciality, namely fried meat (mostly pork) surrounded by bread crumbs; uber-yummy
(2) German sausage
(3) weird shorts-thingy they wear in the mountains in Europe out of leather, going above the knee… looks really funny!
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i hope you liked! R/R!!!
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Chatpter X: A Chaosful Week And Two New Guests
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A week passed since Rei’s arrival, and nothing much has changed.
BOUM!!
Oh, wait, they had to install booby-traps every where to prevent Mariah form kidnapping and X-ing Rei whenever she thought she got a chance of getting him alone, which was practically impossible, considering what Kai, Tala and Bryan promised Drigger the day they nearly lost their most important body parts (see previous chapter).
//Flash back//
*Drigger was chasing the Perverted Trio with a chainsaw*
(Drigger) I’LL KILL YOU!
(Trio) NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
(Drigger) GIVE ME A REASON!
(Trio) WE’LL PROTECT REI FROM THE PINK THING WHEN YOU ARE BUSY PROTECTING YOURSELF FROM YOUR FANCLUB!!!
(Drigger) *stops chainsaw* OKAY!
//Flash back end//
So now, while Drigger was protecting his modesty and other stuff from HIS Trio of Doom (and doing it very well), while Kai and co. were doing their best to keep the Freakazoid away from Rei, and not figuring out how Drigger managed *that* without breaking a nerve.
… for example:
//Flash back//
“Is she gone?”
“Yeah, we lost her…”
“Phew… ahh! Rei!”
“Ya, Kai-kun?”
“You still wanna know what a wet dream is?”
“Yeah!” *MEGA-UBER-CUTE-SMILE*
“Okay, well, it’s—”
“REEEEEEEEEEEEEII!!! I FOUND YOUUUUUU!!! NOW NOTHING WILL EVER SEPARATE US AGAIN!!!”
“—AAARGH! RUUUUN!!!”
//Flash back end//
… and so on and so forth… oh, what would they do to and get permission to send that horrifying Thing to a sanatorium in the brim of Hades’ kingdom…
They say God created Man in his own image… who knows what he thought of or what he looked like when he created Mariah… *shiver*
Even Emily had her own ‘Freaky Day’…like that one time… when Emily was really angry…
//Flash back//
“I swear, one more ‘Emily you are so annoying, your booby traps don’t work and I’ll quit!”
“EMILY! You are so annoying your booby traps don’t work!”
“THAT’S IT I QUIT!!!”
*gasp* “You wouldn’t dare!”
“TRY ME!!! I demand proper respect! After all, I would bet you a grope you wouldn’t last five minutes without me!”
“WE WOULD!”
“Fine!” *walks out* *slams door*
“…”
“WAAAAAAH MARIAH’S ATTACKING!”
“WE NEED MORE TRAPS!”
“NO MORE! EMILY’S NOT HERE!!!”
*all hide under table* “EMILY! WHERE ARE YOU! WE NEED YOU!!!”
*Emily walks in* “Four minutes thirty-eight seconds. Kai, you owe me a grope.”
//End flash back//
And she got her grope… pervert assistant…
***
Another week of chaos passed… and the only improvements were Drigger’s escapes, Wolfborg’s speed (to catch up Drigger), Dranzer’s eye sight (to spy on bathing Drigger), Falborg’s thinking ( he managed to make sure to *hide* properly before stalking Drigger), Emily’s booby traps, Mariah’s ambushes, Kai & co.’s escapades, Rei’s cuteness, Voltaire’s nose (didn’t get bigger), and Boris’… well, we love our Boris just the way he is…
But this dinner… something new happened…
They were in the 14th Dining hall, and all in their respective places; Boris on Voltaire's left, poking at his schnitzel (1), Emily on his right, surveying the hall for any disturbances, Rei between Kai and Drigger, Tala and Bryan on Kai’s other side, Wolfborg and co. on Drigger’s, Rei munching happily, Mariah opposite them all, planning another attacks she called herself “Free Rei From Evil”, that everyone else calling them “Saving Rei From All Things Evil And Pink”. I believe everyone was mentioned… but…
WHERE’S VOLTAIRE?!
Not at the head of the table, not playing with his brat wurst (2)…
And the doors of the hall opened, and THERE HE IS!!! He appeared!! Do not worry, folks, Voltaire did not disappear, he’s just--
“HI, EVERYONE!”
--wearing Barbie-pink leder-hosen (3)…
“Hey, Gramps, what the hell is that? Have you decided to curse this place permanently or what?”
“Hey, guess who I brought!!!” Voltaire was so excited he didn’t realise Kai practically insulted him (I don’t think he would have anyway if he paid attention…). “Look what I found! New Pets!!!”
“*uber-cutie-gasp* You didn’t stuff them in a bag like me, did you, you big meanie??!”
There were a couple of seconds of silence to let out a big “aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaawwwwww” for Rei’s outburst, who looked more like a pouty kitten than an angry one, and then continued to look at Voltaire accusingly.
“What did you pick up this time…”
Voltaire stepped aside to show two little boys, Pets by the markings on their cheeks and the additional animal accessories, and then followed another sequence of silence.
Behind him stood one boy with brown hair, glasses, and wings behind his back; the other had what looked like a black mane for hair, a tail whisking back and forth, a canine sticking out of his mouth.
“May I present, Kenny, an Owl, and Lee, a Lion!”
Everyone rushed up to greet the new-comers, not before knocking tying up Mariah in lightning speed, and while doing so they ran over Voltaire, literally, who now laid on the floor, flattened up comically and had foot marks all over, Boris worrying all over him. Of course, they noticed how Tala and Bryan seemed to take a liking to them; who wouldn’t notice that? They were drooling so much, it would be wise to wear safety rings (the ugly red-white stripped once you find in the pool) unless someone wanted to drown…
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(1) Austrian speciality, namely fried meat (mostly pork) surrounded by bread crumbs; uber-yummy
(2) German sausage
(3) weird shorts-thingy they wear in the mountains in Europe out of leather, going above the knee… looks really funny!
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i hope you liked! R/R!!!