The Prince Bride

Disclaimer: Neither DBZVelena or ShenLong own in any way, shape, form or
matter any rights to the Movie/Book "The Princess Bride" All rights
remain with Act III Communications and William Goldman, the appropriate
copyright owners. This story is purely for entertainment purposes, no money is
being made here. This fic, "The Prince Bride" is based on this
movie/book but with several twists and Yaoi content. This fic also contains many
direct quotes and scenes from the movie/book.

Rating: Since both stories are rated PG.-13 and this fic is based on them. Most of the fic will be PG.-13. However be careful to check individual chapters to be sure. (ShenLong might add a lemon, you never know...)

Warnings: Violence, romance, lime, fluff, cheesy-ness, AU, OOC, and lots more.

Pairings: Lots! *snicker*

Authors notes: DBZVelena: Mine and everybody else's favorite chapter. As you wish anybody? Hahahaha.
ShenLong: *snicker* Ohh the possibilities abound.....

Please Note this chapter is rated R


A Yaoi story based on the Movie/book The Princess Bride and Gundam Wing. This story is brought to you by the combined efforts of DBZVelena and ShenLong.

DBZVelena's Madhouse and ShenLong -- Dragon Ball Diaries present:

The Prince Bride

ShenLong & DBZVelena

Chapter 10 "Unmasking Love"

Treize reined in his horse and the rest of the entourage followed suit. Exploring the ground around
Treize announced what had happened.

"The elf and the other fought well."

"How do you know it was an elf?" Princess Relena asked as she adjusted herself in the saddle, easing a little of the ache in her rear end.

"Only an elf makes marks such as these in the ground Princess. There will be great suffering in OZ if he dies."

Princess Relena continued to squirm in the effort to find a more comfortable position to sit. While 'riding' all day may have been at the top of her list of favorite things to do, it certainly wasn't on a horse that she had in mind. Had it not been for the fact that Prince Heero would be there to go 'riding' with at the end of all this she would have happily gone home to her castle. But she would do anything for Prince Heero.

Treize's horse cocked an ear as the man loomed above it on the rock ready to jump forth into the saddle. As Treize launched himself so the horse moved... slightly..

Treize landed with a leg either side of the animal, his crotch connecting with the raised front of the saddle.

The Maguanac guards all cringed and hands flew protectively to groins as they silently sympathies with their leader.

"So which way?" Princess Relena snapped impatiently.

Treize pointed as his eyes watered. "That way." he squeaked out knowing his chances of making the soprano section of the castle choir had just increased ten fold.

"Then let's go." Princess Relena dug her heels into her horses sides and the group surged forwards.

~ * ~

Meanwhile at the edge of the Canyon of Despair...

The masked man set a fast pace, covering the ground with easy strides. Prince Heero had a little trouble keeping up, his limbs having been chained for so long that movement took a while to get used to.

The dark one stopped by some large boulders and pushed Heero to sit. "Here your Highness, catch your breath."

Prince Heero sat on the rock and gazed at his new captor. Summoning up his courage he spoke in a defiant voice. "If you release me whatever you ask for ransom I will give you. I promise you that."

The lithe black figure turned slowly and eyed the captive. He laughed. "Hah! You promise? And what is that worth? The promise of a Prince... You are very funny your highness."

"Hn. I was giving you a chance, not that you deserve one. It doesn't matter where you take me the Princess Relena will find me you can rest assured of that. I swear the damn girl is part bloodhound! Trust me when I say if she can find me in the maze of the Sank kingdom she can find me anywhere. She is damn near impossible to shake off... believe me... I've tried." Heero sighed and hung his head.

"You think that your dearest love is going to save you?" The dark one folded his arms across his chest.

Heero looked up sharply and his eyes narrowed. "I never said she was my dearest love. Frankly she drives me insane with her continuous stalking but that is beside the point. She will come for me whether I want her to or not, I really don't have a say in the matter."

"So you admit you do not love your fiancée?" The slender body moved closer to Heero.

Heero shivered as his senses were assailed by the closeness of the well developed man clad in black. "She knows I do not love her but she doesn't care about trifling things like that."

"Incapable of love you mean?" The dark ones breath whispered over an ear.

Heero moaned softly. "I have loved more deeply than a bandit like yourself could ever dream about."

The black figure drew back his hand as if to strike and Prince Heero stubbornly stared him down. The dark one drew close. "Hmmm... consider this a warning. Next time I WILL strike you. Where I come from there are severe penalties for anyone that lies."

Heero dropped his gaze and then gasped as his wrist was seized in a vice grip and he was once again dragged over the rough terrain.

~ * ~

The royal party had stopped once again and Treize, having recovered a little from his earlier mishap, examined the sleeping form of Quatre. He gazed at the slender blonde form that lay in contented dreams sporting what only could be described as a very prominent erection. Unfortunately Treize's bruised lower parts wouldn't let him fully appreciate the view as much as he would have liked.

"Guards, this one is still alive. Cuff him, we're taking him with us."

The guards all scrambled to do Treize's bidding.

"Be careful, when he awakens we might get some answers from him." Treize watched as the guards secured the blonde. He couldn't help notice the looks of lust that were thrown in the blonde's direction. A grin split his face. "I think that once the interrogation is finished with the guards might enjoy a little entertainment in the barracks." He looked at Princess Relena for conformation.

Princess Relena fidgeted, her behind was in bad need of something soft and comfortable, she just wanted all this to be over and done with. "Sure, fine, whatever. Let the guards have him to satisfy their perverted minds, by the looks of him I'd say he would enjoy being their whore." She couldn't help but notice the bulge in the front of those tight tights. She turned her attention back to Treize.
"Are we getting any closer?" The wild wind that was blowing across the plain was really beginning to get to her. "It's gonna take ages to get the knots out of my hair and I'm sure that my skin is drying out." she muttered.

Treize looked at the ground again. "Here are Prince Heero's footprints. He was still alive an hour ago." Treize looked up. "We are getting closer your highness."

Treize gathered his reins and opted to mount the horse the correct way this time. As he settled himself gingerly in the saddle so he motioned to the guards to follow. He chuckled as he noticed the blonde draped over the front of one of the soldiers horses, the soldiers hand rubbing protectively over the Arabian's rear. Purely to stop him from sliding off of course.

~ * ~

Heero found himself pushed roughly to sit upon another rock and he stared hatefully at the black man.

"Rest your Highness." the dark man snapped.

"I know who you are." Heero glared. "Your cruelty reveals everything. You're the Dread Pirate Shinigami... Admit it."

The pirate swung an arm about his waist and bowed deeply. "At your service your Highness. What can I do for you?"

"Hn. You can die slowly, cut up into a thousand pieces." Heero snapped.

Shinigami folded his arms across his chest. "Now that is hardly complimentary your highness. Why are you so pissed at me?"

Heero's eyes began to tear. "You killed my love!"

Shinigami cocked his head. "That is possible. I kill a lot of people." Shinigami walked over to where Heero was sitting and leaned forward. "Who was this love of yours? Another Princess like this one? Ugly, rich and scabby?" Shinigami moved away and sat on the ground a short distance from Heero.

"No he was but a farm boy... poor... Poor but perfect, with eyes that swirled with the mists of a newly forming star at twilight..." Heero's eyes took on a distant look as he remembered those enchanting amethyst depths of his one true love. His gaze swiftly turned back to the dark man. "On the high seas your ship attacked...." His gaze dropped. "....and the Dread Pirate Shinigami never takes prisoners."

Shinigami stretched his lean form out, making sure to give Prince Heero am unhindered view. "I can't afford to make exceptions, I mean, once word leaked out that I had gone soft let one live then people start to disobey and then it's nothing but work, work, work." The Dread Pirate Shinigami folded his hands behind his head and quietly waited.

"You mock my pain!" Heero snarled.

"Life is pain. Anybody that says different is selling something."

Heero turned away, trying to ignore the sight of the gorgeous body laid out for his eyes to appreciate.

Shinigami got up and moved closer to Heero, he wanted to feel that heavy gaze on his body again. "I remember this farm boy of yours I think . This would be what? Five years ago?" He turned to look at Heero who's gaze remained stubbornly averted. "Does it bother you to hear?"

Heero chose to continue to ignore the pirate. "Nothing you say can upset me."

Shinigami continued, resting his finger against his chin as he spoke. "He died well.. That should please you. No bribe attempts or blubbering. He simply said please.... Please I need to live." The pirate walked past and rested a booted foot upon a boulder as his mind remembered.

"It was the please that caught my memory. I asked him what was so important to him. He replied 'True Love' " the pirate continued to stare into the distance. "Then he spoke of a man of surpassing beauty and faithfulness. I can only assume he meant you." The Dread Pirate Shinigami turned to look intently at Heero. "You should bless me for destroying him before he found out what you really are."

Heero felt his anger rising inside. He stood up and clenched his fists in an effort to hold his rage in check. "And what am I?" he asked, his voice dangerously low.

"He talked about your enduring faithfulness." Shinigami moved behind and leaned in close. "Tell me truly, when you found out he was gone did you get engaged in the same hour?" Hot breath connected with a cheek. "Or did you wait a week out of respect for the dead?" The Pirate moved back.

Heero growled and spun around, his blue eyes blazing with fury. "You mocked me once... never do it again! I died that day!"

A startled look passed through the pirates eyes but was instantly forgotten as he heard the sounds of hooves. He turned to see how many.

A top of the hill several horses and riders could be seen approaching at a steady canter.

With his back turned to Heero the Pirate forgot about the man for a moment.

Heero saw his chance and took it. With a cry of "And you can die too!" He shoved the Shinigami over the edge of the Canyon.

The pirate lost his balance and hit the dirt, arms and legs flailing desperately as he tried to slow his descent. As his body gained momentum and his mask tore free, so he screamed out ....... "Yooooooooooooouuuuuuuuurrrrrrr.......... wiiiiiiiissssssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh........ iiiiiiiiissssssssssssss.............................. mmmmmmmmmmmmyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy.......... commmmmmmaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaannnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnndddddddddddddddd........."
(Yes peoples it was a long way to the bottom. >_< )

Heero stood at the top of the embankment and his hand flew to his mouth as the words hit his ears and he realized he had just pushed the love of his life over the edge. "Oh shit! Duo!!" he yelled and then jumped over the edge himself to roll down the embankment in pursuit.

The group of horsemen (and woman) drew rein and Princess Relena screamed as she watched the Prince throw himself off the embankment. "Where is my Heero!? I want my Heero and I want him now!"

Treize sighed. The Princess really was a spoiled rich brat. "They must have seen us coming Princess. Do not fear though, I know where they are headed." Treize looked further down the Canyon. "They are headed to the fire swamp, I know a way to cut them off. You will soon have your precious Heero and his spandex clad ass back." Treize really didn't have all that much of a clue as to a short cut, he was being forced to improvise now. His plans hadn't gone any further than the ruins of the castle back at the cliff edge. Oh well he had managed to blunder through this far.

He took up his reins and gazed about. That way looked just as good as any other. "Come on everybody. This way." Treize dug his heels into his horses sides and the animal promptly reared up and Treize slid gracefully down its back and over the rump to land in a heap in the dirt. The horse turned its head and gave a low snickering whinny.

Treize picked himself up and gave a glare to the troops, daring any one of them to laugh. The blonde prisoner moaned in his sleep effectively diverting the guards attention. Treize placed his foot in the stirrup and mounted again. He leaned forward and spoke softly in the horses ear. "You heard of the Pal pet food company?"

The horse whickered.

"Well guess what they stuff their cans with."

The horse snorted and stamped its hoof.

"Good. Now that we understand each other let's proceed."

This time the group surged forwards and began to ride around the perimeter of the swamp.

~ * ~

Both bodies came to an unceremonious halt at the bottom of the canyon. Duo quickly recovered and crawled towards his love. Taking the slim form in his arms he whispered tenderly. "Are you all right?"

Heero blinked open his eyes and stared into the violet he never thought he would see again. "I am such a fool. I should have known it was you, I mean just how many guy's out there have a braid of hair like yours?"

Duo smiled, his eyes lit up with mischief as his love remembered him. "Can you move?"

Heero returned the smile. "Move? Duo, you're alive. If you want I can fly." All the emotions he had repressed since hearing of the pirates attack on his beloved's ship came forth with a vengeance. Heero was so happy he didn't know whether to laugh, cry, dance about, hug tightly, kiss madly or just keep rubbing his groin against the hard one pressing back.

Duo placed a tender kiss to his loves cheek. "Fly huh? I guess I can make you soar." Duo's hand snaked down to the waistband of Heero's spandex.

Heero's hips bucked as he was groped gently in his nether regions.

Duo paused for a moment, nibbling lightly on Heero's earlobe. "I told you I would always come for you." he whispered and then plunged his hand inside the stretchy material to stroke the hardness he found there, at the same time he pushed his own hips hard against Heero's thighs.

Heero's mind had gone on vacation and he found his own hand drifting to those impossibly tight black pants. He struggled for a moment with the zipper and then finally dragged it down. His questing fingers found the prize he had dreamed of for so long and tugged it out into the open. Instinct took over and he began to stroke, spreading the droplets of desire with his thumb.

Duo moaned and sped up his own pace as his hips thrust forwards. All this calling card groping took its toll after a while and he was more than ready for release.

Hands moved swiftly as each body strove for completion, grunts permeated the air soon followed by a choked scream and a muffled groan. Both men lay sated as they rode the waves of euphoria.

Heero was the first to recover the powers of speech.

"I knew you would always come for me my Duo." Heero whispered as he returned the kisses he was receiving with kisses of his own.

"Why didn't you wait for me?" Duo asked, his eyes still swirling with lust.

"You were dead." Heero replied as he shifted and tried to see how much mess there was to clean up.

Duo passed him a handkerchief and Heero quickly cleaned himself off.

"A minor detail." Duo replied as he straightened his clothes then reached for Heero again. "Death cannot stop true love. All it can do is delay it for a while." he purred.

Heero tugged his spandex back into place and wrapped his arms around Duo's neck. "I will never doubt you again." he breathed as his lips brushed delicately over Duo's.

Duo moaned and closed his eyes, shutting out everything except for the feeling of his love's lips against his own, drinking in and savoring the taste of the one he loved more than life itself. Tongues quested forth tangled and stroke as their love was sealed once more with a kiss born of desire, need, want and love.

tbc.........