Kokoro no Yume

After he got the call Warner drove to the mansion as fast as he could. He was not all to worried when Wrath called him. Envy was in good hands by Gracia, Sloth and Izumi. As he arrived to the house and stepped out of his car he halted. It was as if he heard something shatter, but he shrugged it of. Might be the wind.



As he wanted to open the door it was almost ripped from his place by a wery worried and frightened Wrath.



“Dr. Warner, finally Envy got crazy…” said the boy as he dragged the confused man inside. The doctor sweatdropped by the chaos that greeted him inside the mansion whych looked like as if a whirlwind got on the loose in there. Gluttony was sitting in the middle of the room like a lost little child while a five subordinates were running away from Major Armstrong while shouting ‘we DEFINIATLY don’t need to see that’. The chimeras were running upstairs with hot water and clean towels while Maria was keeping company to Riza and trying to calm a hysteric screaming Greed who was running around in the room sceaming something about 'this is the end of the world I want to die'. And from upstairs he could hear Envy shout a five colorful names at Ed which made even him blush, together with Sloth’s calming words that he should relax. he also heard Roy screaming at Hudges to let him down and that he knows that Riza will also have a childe, but he still doesn1t want to see that and Riza is to his luck still famel. that made said blond take out her gun and shoot at the celling and from the noise that folowed you could gues that the bullet missed her husband by one centimeter.



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Envy was in labor since four hours now and in this time he screamed gave Ed like two thousand three hundred five colorful pet names, who would had known that Envy could curse in twelve different languages. In the meantime tried Ed to be there for Envy as best as he could and show him how much he cared for the sin and to hold his hand which caused his auto-mail arm to shatter from the sin's iron grip and to protect his lower parts from the sin who wanted to castrate him. Armstrong and Maes were watching the scenario and Maes even taped everything smiling while Roy and his subordinates together with Danny, Archer, Kimbley and Greed were hugging and whimpering in the corner of the room while the chimeras and the others waited outside excited, except Sloth and Lust who were helping Pinako and Warner by the delivering of the baby and protecting Ed.



“Edward you fucked up bloody bastard!! How could I ever let you fuck me!!!” screamed a wery frustrated sin in pain.



“Would you please leave the word ‘fucked’ for God’s shake, I don’t want to have nightmares about THAT!” screamed Roy in panic.



"I agree with him!" whimpered Greed while hugging the Fuhrer, eyes squezed together.



“This is more freaked out then that for what I was jailed.” said Kimbley as he dodget a flying vase.



“SHUT UP FLAMING HORSY, MISTER MACHO AND BOMB FREAK!”



“Wery god Envy and now push.” Said the doctor calmly. everyone was stunned at how he could stay that calm in this chaos.



“WHAT DO YOU THINK I’M DOING HERE, HAVING A TEA PARTY?”



“Envy, calm down it will be soon over.” Said Sloth warmly, as she whipped some sweat from the sin’s forehead with a wet cloth.



“Sloth, you are one of the brawest persons I know.” He said suddenly which threw her for a moment of guard.



“How come?”



“You went through this torture twice. Hell and I thought I knew how to make someone suffer, even ripping someone’s organs out while they are full conscious is less painful then that.”



“The wonders of human birth.” Said Armstrong, showing his muscles, pink stars dancing around his face.



“Gez put on that damned shirt before I throw up and for you to check…the last time I checked I WAS HUMAN FOURHUNDRED YEARS AGO BEFORE I DIED AND WAS BROUGHT BACK BY THAT GOD FOR NOTHING BASTARD OF ONE FATHER!!”



“Oh, I can already see the head.” come Warner's voice and the room got death silent until...



“AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!”





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Out side of the room…



Everyone looked wide eyed at the door as they heard the screams which were followed shortly by crashing noises and more screams.



“What the hell is happening in there?” asked Fletcher as he listened to the odd noises.



“I hope one-chan and the baby will be alright.” Said Al as he watched the blond putting his ears on the door.



"Well from the colorful screams we can hear from there I think Al that he is doing fine." said Izumi.



“Well, it looks like as if I will get plenty of work after that.” Said Carrie, a young woman with brown hair and blue eyes. She was Greed’s psychiatrist, and to be honest Greed was her only patient and a five times some of Ed’s friends. The sin visited her twice a week.



“It sounds as if they would break the whole room in peaces.” Said Dorchet.



“I know whaat….” Fletcher hit the floor as the door was opened by Warner who smiled.



“It is a…” but Pinako run up to him and grabbed his hand.



“I think it is not over yet.” She said pointing at Envy who seemed still in pain.



“That means…” and the door was shoot again right in Fletchers face who in the meantime managed to stand up.





So the waiting begun again, but only after a minute they saw the door opening again.



“Well, I think that was rather a surprise for all of us.” Said the man as he stroke his beard while stepping aside for everyone to get inside.



Many gasps were heard as the others stepped in. There on the bed laid Envy holding a child with blond hair in his arms. Ed was next to him with a second child in his arms. Everyone stepped closer to look at the babys.

“The blond is a boy and the green haired is a girl.” Said Sloth proudly, to have seen the birth of her grandchildren.



“A..a girl….?” Stuttered Roy, as he crawled nearer to his wife hugging her while he was still whimpering and shaking.



“Yes, a little girl.” Said Lust and watched some of the males in the room pale even more.



‘A famel version of one of the two or they combination…the poor unlucky guy who will get her…’were they thoughts.



“What will you two name them?” asked Winry.



“Well, I have already decided that if we have a son that we should name him Pride.” Said Ed blushing a bit.



“And what about the girl?”



“Hmm, I think you should name her Dante after her second grandmother.” Said Izumi.



Ed turned to Envy who nodded at him smiling warmly. Then it was settled the twins were named Pride and Dante Elric.



“Were they really in you…” asked Wrath timidly as he crawled over the bed to his two ‘brothers’ and looked with wide curious eyes at the two newcomers.



“Yes.” said Envy softly.



“We should let you rest now Envy and in the meantime we can clean up the babys and Winry can repair Ed’s auto-mail arm.” said the doctor and escorted everyone out of the room.



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It was already fifteen minutes after the birth and Ed had his arm working again, as Maria went up with Martel to the room where the twins were. She and the famel chimera become quick great friends with each other.



A laud scream of the two women made everyone run to the room where the babys were. They found Maria, shaking and death pale sitting on the floor while Martel was holding here.



“What happened?” asked Ed.



“The…there…” Maria could only stutter as she pointed with her shaking hand in the room. Everyone turned in the direction where she was pointing and paled. There around the children was a strange transmutations circle and the Gate which was opened. Ed and Envy run quickly inside and grabbed the children who were giggling happily.



“How…how was this possibly…?” asked Havoc.



“Uhm….how did you two do that…?” asked Envy in a faint voice as she looked in the violet eyes of his son.



“Envy don’t be so childish, the two are to young to do that. Heck they don't even know what alchemy is.” Said Greed.



“But they are also only partly human…” said Ed looking in the golden orbs of his daughter.



They wanted to continue the arguing about if it is possible for two newly born children to open the Gate as Riza grabbed Roy’s hand, almost crunching it.



“Riza, what is wrong?” asked Winry worried.



“I think someone wants to join us to.” She said gritting her teeth, at that everyone paled and Roy fainted.



“Lets get her in the room.” Ordered Warner.



After two hours of screaming, cursing, breathing and shooting at Roy who was on the verge of fainting, but fearing that when he wakes up he would miss a wery important body part he stayed awake. Then the baby was born. The couple decided to name him Mathew Mustang.









To be continued…