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Which
was the sequel to Hormone Therapy & Cross-eyed.
WARNINGS AND DISCLAIMERS:
A.
I do not own DBZ. If I owned it,
the twins would be in the show and everyone would be running and screaming in
fear of Goten’s insatiable need for chaos and sex. (However, I do own: Vegeta’srus,rus, the twins, Trunks’ uterus
(when he gets one) and Gina.)
B.
If you did not read Hormone Therapy or Mental Therapy than you will be
as clueless as newborn. You should go
read Cross-eyed, but you don’t have to.
C.
There will be SEX. Between two
males and between man & woman.
There will be CRUDE LANGUAGE.
(Goten’s T-shirts will be mentioned.)
D.
And this is AU. And it’s all
about humor.
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“No,” Vegeta said, “That’s definitely
Goten’s.”
This
is what Trunks heard when he stepped outside, into the sunlight of the
afternoon, drawn inexplicably by the sound of his mate and the feeling in his
shoulder of comfort and relief. Found
himself staring at a short little girl that was wispy thin, had the darkest
spikiest hair, grinning in a mirror image of her father. Was wearing a pair of cargo pants and a
T-shirt (devoid of her father’s colorful sayings.)
It
wasn’t a sense of betrayal that bothered him so much as he was caught up in a
moment of utter disbelief.
“Your
name?” Goku prompted.
“Oh,
everyone calls me Pink,” she had a heavy accent, and her golden tail ruffled
around her waist. Her eyes were
blue. Super Saiyan eyes. “But my real name is Presta.”
“Pink?”
Goku asked.
“Oh,
yeah,” the little girl said, seemed to be very pleased that her nickname was
pink. “Because I’m a little Red.”
A
little red? She didn’t look red. (But then his head was throbbing and he was
trapped somewhere between complete denial of her exnce nce and a pissed off
feeling that was quickly rising out of his gut that his fucking imp of a mate had
conveniently forgotten to mention that he already had a child when he asked
Trunks to give him more.) Speaking of
his asshole of a mate, Goten had finished laughing and gotten to his feet. Wiped the tears out of his eyes and
explained what his daughter meant.
“Red
is Grandma’s name—uh, Goku’s mom.
Apparently Pinkie’s just like her.”
“It’s
just Pink,” she hissed. Crossed her
little arms over her chest and glared at him.
“Besides don’t you have a mate somewhere that’s in desperate need of
your constant attention?”
“He’s
right there,” Goten pointed at him.
The
little girl turned and narrowed her eyes at him, assessed him all in a single
moment and then shook her head sadly.
“I still don’t understand how you’re going to get a man pregnant. But I guess it’s none of my business.”
Ha. As if Goten was going to get within five
fucking feet of him, much less get c eno enough to get him pregnant. Asshole.
Just let him suffer. No sex ever
again. See if that jogged his memory
about what else he forgot on his time travels.
Maybe he even had another mate stored away somewhere that he kept around
for when Trunks failed to interest him.
Bardock
scrambled over from his mother to Trunks, climbed up onto his shoulder and
whispered in his ear: “I don’t like her either.” Nodded solemnly.
“It’s
not her I don’t like,” Trunks returned.
Felt the urge to just turn around and walk away from this mess. Wondered if there was some way for him to
keep n awn away from him forever so the little bastard couldn’t worm his way
right back into his good graces.
~~~***
Vegeta
sighed. Punched his brother in the
head, walked past him, and stood next to Trunks—who looked like someone had
just drown his favorite puppy and then tossed it in the trash—and he picked
Bardock up off the demi’s shoulder, dropped him on the ground. Took the Demi’s hand—which was lax at his
side—and IT’ed them away from the momentary insanity of family
introductions. Took them far away from the mind-numbing similarities
of daughter and father. Wished that the
demi would just blow up in anger and beat the crap out of his thoughtless mate
(because that was what Vegeta would have done to his brother) but figured that
wouldn’t happen. True, Trunks’ tail
made him more li Sai Saiyan than he had been, but he was still himself, and he
didn’t generally get into fights on a whim.
He
opened his mouth to say something, nothing came.
“If
its any consolation, Goten never even took more than a momentary interest in
her mother. And he had no idea you even
existed.” Wasn’t sure if that would
make a difference, but thought that it was necessao sao say. “Once he found you he didn’t even think
about anything else.”
“That’s
a huge fucking comfort. I’m glad my ass
provided so many hours of happy reflection for him,” Trunks snapped. Ah, there was the anger that was most common
among Saiyans. “I hope he really enjoys
thinking about it.” There was the
understood ‘because he’s never touching it again’ and he had to pause and
wonder just how many times his mother had told his father the same thinpan
pan
style="mso-spacerun: yes"> That never worked out.
“Don’t
take it so personally, Demi. Besides,
we wouldn’t have brought her here if not for…”
He stopped there, tried to think if Goten would upset that he told, but
figured that even if his brother was, he would get over it.
“Not
for what?”
“Someone
raped her.” He said this with a wave of rage at the very memory of it. “Well, not her, not now, but they
would have, we saw what they did to her.
She wasn’t safe there.”
This
changed Trunks’ outlook considerably apparently. He got very quiet and very still—until only his tail was still
twitching in annoyance. There was still
a fight there, and Vegeta thought it was high time Trunks got his backbone and
reminded Goten that he wasn’t mated to a push over. (Secretly, in a part of his mind that he didn’t admit to anyone,
Vegeta had always sort of been impressed with Trunks.)
“Anyway,
I have a newborn son and a mate to attend to.
You and the idiot can duke it out on your own.” He grabbed the Demi by the hand again and
IT’ed them back to the fun family reunion.
~~~***
Apparently,
this little girl could not look at Goku without smirking and giggling. She just kept speaking in that foreign
language of hers, cracking (what he assumed to be) jokes about him and saying
‘Kaki’ a lot. Whicnoyenoyed him a
little. But she was a child and he
respected the fact that she was from an alternate time-dimension. Would give her a few days to get over the
‘must giggle at Goku’ thing before he got annoyed.
“I’d
watch it, Pinkie, he’s going to be the one to train you,” is what Goten said
after a rather long bantering session of joking on his behalf.
“Him?”
she demanded, “You cannot be serious.”
“Did
you think you were the only Super Saiyan here?” Goten asked, seemed confused.
“Besides
you and your brother,” she said in response.
“Oh,
well, as they say, you ain’t seen nothing yet.” He patted her head. “Now
if you don’t mind, I have to get in a fight with my mate so we can get back to
the sex.”
“Pervert,”
she said.
Bardock—who
had remained on the ground for a full five minutes after his older brother
disappeared with Trunks—had crawled back up onto his mother’s shoulders and was
growling at the newcomer with a venomous sneer of dislike and jealousy. This, naturally, amused his mother, and
Vegeta was standing there grinning—had not opened his mouth and said much of
anything during this whole ‘hey, how are you I’m from another time dimension
and I’m your granddaughter’ thing.
Presta—he
didn’t think he would call her Pink despite what she said—looked right back at
Bardock and was highly amused by it.
But eventually she reached into her pocket and pulled out a bag of
colored round stones. “Hey, chibi, want
to learn how to aim?”
This,
naturally, intrigued the trouble maker, and he scooted back down to the ground,
scuttled over to her and took the bag she offered, looked at the round stones
with interest and then turned and looked at his mother—as if he ever asked for
permission before.
“Stay
around here,” Vegeta said.
“Where
else would we go?” she asked. Vegeta
didn’t make her giggle like he did, but she treated him with a sort of respect
that was a bit weird. But then again,
in her universe, Vegeta was the King and you didn’t go around dissing the king.
He
looked at Vegeta and thought that Vegeta would be a great King. All powerful and domineering during the day,
commanding the respect and obedience of a nation, and impressive with
power. Displayed in full splendor of
his title… And then, he would still be
Goku’s mate, and that would be very nice.
To strip away all the robes of office and see that underneath it all he
was still the same Vegeta that moaned his name and felt so…
Weren’t
those damn kids gone yet?
Did
it matter? His sons were both hanging
around the house. (Goten and Trunks
were actually in the middle of a fistfight just a mile or so away.) His oldesin win wasn’t getting laid, so he
was undoubtedly attentive. Goku wasn’t
really needed to stand around and make sure his kid stayed out of trouble (ha,
none of them ever stayed out of trouble.)
So he crossed the space between him and Vegeta—saw the shake of that
head before he reached Vegeta. Moved
both of them to their room—best to stay in the general vicinity just in case
something bad happens—and Vegeta was still shaking his head.
“You
are absolutely unbelievable,” he said.
A
grin in response, and he stripped his Prince down to the perfect dark
skin. Kissed him and felt his small
hands on Goku’s clothes—unbelievable or not, they were still bonded, still
Saiyans, and thus naturally horny.
“Kakarot,”
Vegeta growled. Bit down on his lip
when he lifted the smaller Prince up and pushed into him. Stilled once he was inside of him, and
thought happily of how nice it was to be able to undress Vegeta in his fantasy
and in real life. (Preferred real life
because fantasies were just things he thought of and this was the real t.) Moved inside of him, and drove the words that might have been
said right out of his mate’s mind. All
that came from his throat now was a deep moan and a strange grumble.
Yeah,
yeah, whatever, Goku thought, you can object all you want. We both know you don’t mean a word of
it. Dropped his head down to mouth the
scar on his shoulder. Licked the outline
of it, and then pressed his teeth to it.
Tried to remember the last time he had bit it to re-establish the
bond. Figured now was as good a time as
ever.
Another
groan rumbled out of the chest under him, and he felt Vegeta’s hips lift up
against him, felt legs go around him, and was pulled in deeper and grinned at
that.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~****
Yeah,
we be getting back to the regularly scheduled program now! Yeah!
Gk: Yeah! Yeah!
Sex for me…. Sex for
meeeeeeeeeee!
Vegeta: Oi.
Lil’Geta: *is
ignoring parents *
Goten: Hey,
isn’t this story supposed to be about how I get Trunks pregnant? We’re on like chapter 10 and there is no
pregnancy yet? Just how long is this
going to be?
Goku: Long
enough for me to lai laid tons more times.
Vegeta:
*walks away and reappears in Never Before, a ficcie in which he is
straight *
Goku: If you think I won’t follow you, You’re
wrong. *marches off after mate. *
Trunks: I
get sex in the next chapter right?
Jaygoose:
Ew. Mushy brains. Nasty. & No, Goten
isn’t always as carefree as he seems.
Mechanical Butterfly:
Oh,
I love that song. I am fan of Nickelback. I’m glad you like Goten as a father. And that you like Presta. (Hope that you continue to like both of
these things.)
Getarian:
I’m
not entirely sure that I said how Saima died.
*looks back and realizes that NO, she did not. * Alright.
I’m sure Presta will mention it.
It was her mother after all.
Yes,
Bardock and Red would (will) probably put guards up to keep the bastards from
getting free. *unofficially of course
* And I thought it was very nice of
Goten to look around before he hit his grandpappy. *pats Goten on the back. *
Hopefully
Trunks’ reaction was humorous.
And sorry if my responses seemed rushed, haven’t
written the chapter to The Meaning of Pride yet (bad me) and I need to do
that. *runs off *
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