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Vegeta's Tail	By : MzD Category: Dragon Ball Z > Het - Male/Female > Vegeta/Bulma Views: 5251 -:- Recommendations : 1 -:- Currently Reading : 0
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Chapter List
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Disclaimer: I don't own Dragonball Z!
Chapter 11
Visiting
Mrs. Briefs came running into Bulma's house. She could hear Bulma's cries for help. The whole of West city could hear her cries.
"VEGETA! ARRRGGHH!! FUCK!! HELP SOMEONE!! I'M GONNA SHAVE YOUR HEAD VEGETA!"
"Is there a problem dear?" Mrs. Briefs asked as she peered into their bedroom. "Oh my!"
Bulma was wrapped in the bedsheets and hanging from the ceiling.
"Aren't you and Vegeta the kinky pair." Mrs. Briefs gasped.
"MOTHER GET ME DOWN!" Bulma screamed.
"There's no need to shout." Mrs. Briefs scolded. "It's not my fault you have such an active sex life."
"Mother!" Bulma hissed. "I woke up like this. That sneaky bastard did this to me while I was asleep. I'll kill him!"
"He's so sexy." Mrs. Briefs sighed.
"Mom concentrate." Bulma snapped. "Get my Dad to bring the Chemical X solvent."
"Chemical X?"
"Yes, and no it's not that stuff off that cartoon you love!"
Mrs Briefs was giggling and started making a whoosh noise, pretending to fly.
"MOM!"
"Sorry, I love that show." Mrs. Briefs said putting her hands down.
"Just get Dad to bring the solvent." Bulma sighed.
"Okay doaky, he's on Trunks duty just now." Mrs. Briefs ran out the room, she was humming a certain tune under her breath. Bulma remained swinging upside down. This was not how she planned the night to end.
For the first time in days Bulma had slept in. Previously she would be the one waking up before Vegeta and she'd be in the shower while he disappeared to train. It was a routine she was used to and she had hoped it would be the same today. She had awoken to being tied up in the sticky bedsheets and upside down.
It took a large part of the morning to unglue her. Bulma swore cursed and bad mouthed Vegeta the whole time. He remained in the gravity room training. Even when she was outside having a rant at him he didn't even switch off the machine to stand by the door with his back turned to show he was ignoring her. It just infuriated her more and she decided before she got a gun and blew up the whole area she would give herself a time out and cool down.
Bulma took the excuse to have a day off. She wasn't going to the office or her lab. She was going to get away from Capsule Corps and Vegeta completely. The only place she could go was Chi Chi's or Kame's house. She decided on Chi Chi first. It was a good opportunity to tell her of her marriage and see how she was coping without Goku. She also had a couple of wedding videos to pass on to her friends. Bulma tried not to think how her only social life outside Capsule Corps was perverts and a demented housewife. She gathered up her child and selected her favourite air car capsule.
"We'll go see Gohan and Chi Chi, eh?" She asked her baby. Trunks smiled and continued with his baby babble.
"Bulma are you sure you want to leave the lab?" Her father asked. "You have a few things to organise before you leave for Namek."
"Look Dad." Bulma said in a don't mess with me voice. "I have been hanging upside down the whole morning. I'm finally free and you want me to go into that stuffy lab? I don't think so. I'm going to visit my friends before I leave." 'Plus, I really up close to inventing some sort of gun that can kill Vegeta, staying in the lab will be too much like temptation.'
"It was just a suggestion." Dr. Briefs said glumly. Bulma didn't answer him and just popped the capsule revealing her car.
Trunks cheered as he was placed in his baby seat. He gave a wave to his grandpa "Bye-bye!". Dr. Briefs waved them goodbye as they flew away in her small plane. Bulma sped her plane along towards the mountains. Trunks laughed and clapped his hands. He loved flying in his Mom's plane. The fields and hills whooshed past the window. It didn't take long to reach Chi Chi's house. Bulma felt a small feeling of grief sweep over her. Goku wasn't coming back this time. He was off on another adventure in heaven. Most likely fighting and finding new skills. She slowed down to a descent. Chi Chi was outside hanging out the washing. Bulma was glad she had chosen an air car that didn't leave much wind. She wanted to keep Chi Chi in a good enough mood. Ruining her washing would not help one bit.
"Bulma hi!" Chi Chi said smiling, glad to see a familiar face. Now that the world was at peace and her son wasn't going to be taken away to fight Chi Chi had seemed to become more calm.
"Hi Chi Chi!" Bulma called. "I brought a little visitor!" She took out Trunks from his seat.
"He's so adorable!" Chi Chi cried. "I'm so happy you've settled down!" She took the lavender haired baby from her arms and started cuddling him. Bulma faked a smile. She didn't want to comment on Chi Chi's obsession with a perfect family life. She knew she would never get that with Vegeta in her life and that suited her fine. She and Chi Chi never did have a good relationship but she now had something to connect with her at least. It was then she noticed her friend's stomach.
"Um, Chi?' Bulma said. "Are you pregnant?" Chi Chi blushed and strained a smile. It was obvious to Bulma she was trying not to cry.
"It's what Goku left me!"
"Oh I see." Bulma whispered. "Does Gohan know?"
"He doesn't, but I think that green man does." Chi Chi sniffed.
"Picollo's still here?" Bulma said.
"He hangs around but he doesn't visit as often." Chi Chi explained. "I've been making Gohan study hard so he can into high school."
"Well I've got some news." Bulma said changing the subject before her friend burst into tears or a long talk about her son's studies.
"You've got a tail, I know." Chi Chi said.
"No, I'm married." Bulma smiled as she saw Chi Chi face fault.
"I thought you broke up with Yamcha and Vegeta was an uncaring pig?!"
"No, Vegeta's an uncaring pig that actually wanted to marry me." She said while grabbed Trunks off Chi Chi before she went into full meltdown
"VEGETA!" Chi Chi screamed. "ARE YOU NUTS!" Bulma winced at the high pitched voice.. Gohan came out of the house blinking in the sunlight.
"Hi Bulma." He said. "What's this about Vegeta?"
"I married him." Bulma answered.
"Wow, cool." He said smiling. "I thought he was just ignoring you."
"He does care." Bulma pouted. "He just doesn't show it, especially when he's in a battle."
"He does care about Trunks." Gohan said. "He went berserk when future Trunks died by the hands of Cell."
"That's not the point." Chi Chi snarled. "He's a cold blooded murderer."
"Though most of it were orders that were given to him." Bulma said. simply. "He's on a better path now."
"Do you have any idea how many people died at his hands?" Chi Chi yelled. "He's just using you as his breeding machine! To build an army of Saiyans!"
"I think you're hormones are speaking now." Bulma said quietly.
"I am in full control!" Chi Chi squeaked. She then began bursting into tears. "It's just so hard."
Bulma quickly rushed to the woman's aid and began patting her back.
"Mom's been like this ever since I came back." Gohan explained.
"I think it's been tough on her."Bulma said. "I mean she is pregnant."
"I'm gonna have a little brother or sister?" Gohan gasped.
"Bulma, Gohan doesn't need to know." Chi Chi whined.
"Yes he does Chi." Bulma said. "He can help take care of you. He's grown so much during the battle with Cell."
"It's going to be all right Mom." Gohan said grabbing her arm. "I'll keep studying and get into high school and I'll make you proud."
"Why couldn't your father be like that!" Chi Chi cried another burst of tears breaking through. Bulma sighed and selfishly wished she was back at Capsule Corps. All the angst and emotional outbursts were hard to deal with. Especially when they weren't her own ones. Perhaps the perverts at Kame's house first would have been better. She tried to shake her selfish thoughts away and decided to try the calm option.
"Lets get you inside for a cup of tea." Bulma said yanking Chi Chi's other arm. "It'll make you feel better."
"I don't want to feel better I want my Goku!" Chi Chi wailed. It took a whole hour before Chi Chi calmed down. Finally she agreed to let Gohan help her, but only if he kept studying. Bulma promised to help out financially if she really needed it. Chi Chi being stubborn refused until Gohan accepted the offer for her.
"So this is our wedding video." Bulma said changing the subject from the more depressing kind.
"Goku and our wedding video's broken, I played it too much." Chi Chi sniffed. "We were so happy."
"Gee, Bulma that sounds great." Gohan said ignoring his mom. "It was a shame we didn't get to go."
"Vegeta didn't want a fuss." Bulma explained going red. "I did want you all to be there."
"It's okay." Gohan said.
"I would have objected." Chi Chi said coldly.
"So I've got to get to Kame's house and give them their copy." Bulma said getting up. Chi Chi was starting to look like she was ready to shout again.
"Okay Bulma." Gohan said leading her to the door. "It's been nice seeing you and Trunks."
Trunks smiled at the mention of his names. "Bye bye!" He giggled.
"Look Gohan it's Trunks birthday in the next couple of days, you and your mother are quite welcome to come to the party. It'll begin at 12. Me and Vegeta are leaving straight away for our honeymoon."
"Vegeta is going on a honeymoon?" Gohan gasped. "Can Mr. Picollo come, he's kinda lonely without Goku to fight with."
"Sure, he can even spar with Vegeta if he wants." Bulma said smiling.
"That'll be great!" Gohan said.
"I don't want Gohan fighting!" Chi Chi yelled.
"I won't Mom, I promise."
"See you in a couple of days then!" Bulma waved goodbye and got back into her plane. She sighed leaning against the dashboard. "Thank Dende that's all over." She said to Trunks.
"Whoosh!" Trunks said making driving gestures.
"Okay lets fly." Bulma laughed as her plane blasted off. "Next stop Kame island." The plane whisked away from the mountains and went near the sea. Bulma kept it close to the sea, crashing up waves as she went.
She slowed down and made a hover landing on Kame island. Master Roshi, Turtle and Oolong were on the beach sunbathing.
"Hey sweet thing!" Roshi called out.
"Can it Roshi!" Bulma yelled. "I'm a married woman now!"
"Oh sorry to hear that." Roshi moaned as if she'd told him she'd died. Krillin and Yamcha came out of the house.
"You're married?" Yamcha exclaimed. "What did you do drug Vegeta?"
Bulma blushed and tried not to comment on the last part, especially since it was true. "Our marriage was his own free will and I've got the video as evidence!"
"No way!" Krillin said.
"Yup, I'm a happily married woman." She said smiling.
"Where's the ring?" Yamcha said examining her hand.
"We married under Saiyan custom." Bulma said glaring at Yamcha and snatching her hand back out of his grasp. "So anyway I came here to invite you all to my boy's first birthday."
"Mondo cool Bulma." Krillin said. "Um, is it alright if I bring someone?" He was blushing and scratching the back of his head. It was a sign that this 'someone' was a girl.
"Yeah sure Krillin." Bulma said laughing. "Though I don't want to know what kinda girl you can get by saying mondo all the time. What the hell does mondo mean anyway?"
"I didn't say it was a girl." Krillin protested getting redder.
"Krillin you sly dog!" Yamcha laughed slapping his friend on the back. "You've been off dating all those times you went missing."
"She isn't like Marron?" Bulma said coldly.
"Quite the opposite." Krillin said not really understanding Bulma's true meaning.
"Has she got big gajungas?" Master Roshi asked while making boob groping actions with his hands.
"I don't think she'd like you doing that." Krillin said.
"So she's got a brain!" Bulma said still remembering Marron.
"I don't even know if she'll want to go." Krillin said. "She's a bit anti-social."
"That's okay Picollo and Vegeta are going to be there." Bulma said. "She'll fit right in."
"Well okay I'll ask her." Krillin said still blushing.
"So who's going to get me a soda?" Bulma said.
"Sorry Bulma." Oolong said. "You're married now you can get your own."
"What!" Bulma yelled. "You lazy good for nothing bastards!" She was instantly greeted by five cans of soda. "Oh boys." She giggled. "I only need one." *Glad to see you've still got it.* Bulma thought.
"Well, you're still touchable in my book." Roshi chuckled and quickly silenced himself by Bulma's glare.
"It's not for a couple of days, so you've got plenty of time to get him presents." Bulma said.
"Aw, c'mon Bulma." Krillin whined. "Do we have to?"
"Anymore and I'll demand wedding presents as well." Bulma snapped.
"Right so what does whittle Trunks want!" Yamcha said to the half Saiyan baby.
"Nothing that involves weapons or alcohol of any kind is all I ask." Bulma said. "A toy is best, he loves kitties at the moment."
"Guess your folks are teaching him a thing about cats." Yamcha laughed.
"Now I want you all to be at Capsule Corps by 12." Bulma explained. "Trunks is going to have the best birthday party and I want all my friends to be there."
"I hope we're having a barbecue." Krillin said looking forward to it. He still had a bright flush on his face.
Bulma wondered about his taste in woman but from Krillin's remarks about her not being like Marron had made her curious. There was no way Krillin could have chosen someone worse than Marron. He had bad luck but surely he couldn't be that unlucky?
Bulma left those thoughts behind as she started restating the rules for the party to really check that Roshi didn't bring any beer for the baby and left satisfied that soon her son was going to have the greatest party and nothing would spoil it. Not even a grumpy Vegeta.

Author's Note: Yeah we all know where Krillin's mini plot line is going with his mystery date. Chi Chi was more strung out than usual because she was pregnant so I hope I got that character across okay, Chi Chi's not my fav and it may have shown. Same problem with Gohan, I think I made him such a goody two-shoes boy this chapter. Though maybe that's how I see him from watching the show. He's always so nice to his mother.
So next chapter is Trunk's party and we're all the more closer to blast off for the honeymoon part.
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