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The Fire Swamp
Disclaimer: Neither DBZVelena or ShenLong own in any way, shape, form or
matter any rights to the Movie/Book "The Princess Bride" All rights
remain with Act III Communications and William Goldman, the appropriate
copyright owners. This story is purely for entertainment purposes, no money is
being made here. This fic, "The Prince Bride" is based on this
movie/book but with several twists and Yaoi content. This fic also contains many
direct quotes and scenes from the movie/book.
Rating: Since both stories are rated PG.-13 and this fic is based on them. Most of the fic will be PG.-13. However be careful to check individual chapters to be sure. (ShenLong might add a lemon, you never know...)
This chapter rated R
Warnings: Violence, romance, lime, fluff, cheesy-ness, and lots more.
Pairings: Lots! *snicker*
Authors notes: DBZVelena: I Quit Utopia, that will give me more time to devote to the things
I actually LIKE to do. :S
Now, because else I'll get whipped bad by the audience... Here's chap 11.
ShenLong, was oddly silent and had no comments to add to this chapter. We
wonder why. (or maybe she forgot to add them.)
[edit] ShenLong: *sighs* I wish I could quit RL and devote more time to fic writing.
[/edit] [insert extra DBZVelena comment] Yes people, she forgot to add her comment. She
blamed it on her text program. *wink* [end DBZVelena comment]
A Yaoi story based on the Movie/book The Princess Bride and Gundam Wing. This story is brought to you by the combined efforts of DBZVelena and ShenLong.
The Prince Bride
Chapter 11 "The Fire Swamp"
Uncle Howard took another sip from his coffee cup and then carefully replaced it on the night stand. Zechs lifted the sandwich to his face and took another bite. He was still a little miffed that Uncle Howard had suddenly skipped a few paragraphs and gotten straight back into kissing again. His mind idly wondered if the missing paragraphs had anything to do with more of that kissing stuff... he decided to ask anyway.
"Ummm... Uncle Howard?" he began around a mouthful of peanut butter and bread.
"Yes Zechs?" Uncle Howard looked over the top of his reading glasses at the boy.
"You skipped over a few paragraphs didn't you?"
"Errr.... Yes I did." Uncle Howard thought quickly. While Zechs was a little young to appreciate the loving scenes the rest of the *audience* it seems was not. "Well you said you weren't all that keen on hearing about the mushy stuff so I thought I would skim over that bit."
Zechs thought about that for a moment.
"One day when you're older you can read it yourself again and then you won't mind all the mushy bits so much."
"Okay."
"Phew! That was a close call." thought Uncle Howard.
Zechs looked at his uncle. "Let's continue on with the fire swamp, that sounds good." He proceeded to stuff the last of his sandwich in his mouth before placing the plate on the side table and getting comfortable once more.
Uncle Howard shook his head as he flipped over the page. "You're sick so I'll humor you."
"Down at the bottom of the Canyon of Despair........."
Duo pulled Heero to his feet and straightened their clothes before taking his hand firmly in his own and running along the winding path. "Your idiotically obsessed
fiancée is too late. We will soon be safe in the fire swamp."
Heero looked up to the top of the canyon, he could just make out the form of Relena, Treize and the Maguanac guard racing along the ridge. He squinted his eyes. Was that a blonde head he saw bouncing along over the front of a saddle? Heero decided not to think about that for the moment, there were more important things to worry about first... like how the hell were they going to get through this swamp?
Duo continued to set a fast pace, tugging Heero along with him and into the dark interior of the fire swamp.
"We will never survive!" Heero called out in fear as he tried to slow the black clad Duo.
Duo turned to him and placed his hands on his hips. With a broad grin on his face he replied, "Nonsense. You're only saying that because no one ever has... But you forget one important thing. I am Shinigami... I laugh in the face of danger."
"I wonder if it laughs back just before it strikes you down?" Heero thought idly and then yelped as his arm was nearly wrenched from its socket as Duo pulled him deep into the fire swamp.
Heero looked around and shivered. Tall trees grew thickly, their canopies spreading above to block the feeble attempts of the sun's rays from penetrating the floor below. Vines dangled and swayed like living serpents ready to attack any unsuspecting prey, while footsteps were cushioned by the thick rotting vegetation that littered the floor. A chill breeze wafted through every now and then raising the soft downy hairs of Heero's legs and sparking goose flesh.
It was just your average typical spooky swamp.
Carefully the two men made their way deeper into the dark gloomy depths. Duo paused for a moment causing Heero to walk into the back of him.
"Ooof..."
"Sorry."
"That's okay Heero, you can run into my rear anytime."
"Shhh... Did you hear that?" Heero said ignoring the pirate's words.
They stood still for a moment as eerie sounds traveled along the ear canal, bounced off the ear drum and were channeled to the brain where they were translated and sorted through the list of recognized sounds as being birds.... and something else.
Heero cocked his head again, straining to identify the unusual noise. "What the hell is that?"
"Errr... Ooops, sorry that's my stomach growling. Been a while since I ate." Duo replied sheepishly as he scratched the back of his head.
Heero turned and glared. "Not that sound you baka! That one!" Heero indicated for Duo to listen.
The sound was once more born on the stagnant breeze. To Heero it sounded as a bear with constipation... To Duo it was more like the noises he heard coming from the first mates cabin after a night on the town.
"I don't think it's all that bad." Duo said with his trademark grin.
Heero glared at him again.
Duo cocked his head and glanced around. "Well I'm not saying I would like to build a summer house here but the trees are rather nice."
Heero's glare deepened. It could clearly be translated into 'Are you sure you have all of your marbles?'
Duo glanced back as he took in Heero's icy stare. "What?"
Heero just shook his head and they moved deeper into the swamp.
Climbing over fallen logs and weaving through dangling vines they moved ever forwards into the dark recesses of the swamp. Suddenly they stopped as another unusual noise greeted their auditory system.
It reminded Heero of the sounds of rattling plumbing in a really old run down building... especially the toilet... an occupied toilet. With a wrinkle of his nose he turned to stare at Duo.
"Gurgle... tinkle... pfffsssttttt...."
Duo held his hands up in defense. "It wasn't me!"
Heero took a quick step away from Duo just to be on the safe side and immediately a large flame shot up from the ground. Heero yelped as the sudden heat hit him and found himself in Duo's arms as the pirate pulled him to safety.
Duo quickly patted at the flames and put them out. "Are you okay?" he asked Heero.
Heero looked down at himself. His once yellow sneakers had borne the brunt of the sudden surge of heat and were slightly melted and blackened. His spandex shorts were lucky though... they had escaped with minor scorching.... Much to Duo's relief. He liked those spandex shorts, they supplied his mind with all sorts of wonderful images.
"They were my favorite pair of sneakers." Heero sniffed.
"When we get out of here I'll buy you a new pair. How's that?"
Heero looked up. "You promise?"
His Prussian blue eyes looked so innocent that Duo instantly melted. "I promise, and you know I never lie." he whispered.
Heero smiled and looked again at his melted sneakers and the singed hair on his legs. "At least I won't have to worry about shaving for a few days." he thought.
Duo pulled him to his feet and they continued on their way.
"Gurgle... tinkle... pfffsssttttt...."
Heero's eyebrows shot up as Duo quickly grabbed him and pulled him to the side. Seconds later another burst of flame appeared right where Heero had been standing. Heero felt the flush of heat through his body as those strong arms held him, and it wasn't from the flames either.
Duo turned to his love and with his eyes dancing with fire of their own he spoke in a low sultry voice. "I'll tell you one thing. The fire swamp certainly keeps you on your toes."
"Could be a little hazardous to your health to be on your back." Heero thought as Duo led him onwards.
They reached a denser part of the swamp and the track was nearly invisible. The vines were thicker, barring their way so Duo removed his sword and began to cut and hack through the thick stems while Heero stayed close behind... very close behind... to the point where Duo had to channel all his energy into the swing of the blade to ignore the other *sword* that was asking for attention.
In an attempt to divert his bloodstream back to where it was more needed he opted for conversation. "This will all be but a memory soon. The Dread Pirate Shinigami's ship
DeathScythe is in the harbor on the other side of the swamp; And I, as you know, am the Dread Pirate Shinigami."
Duo continued to cut at the vines, making some sort of headway through the tangled mass. Heero began to regret leaving his laptop behind when he went out riding. If he had it now he could have found them a much easier way of traversing this swamp. He watched the ripple of muscle under the black shirt as the shoulders swung with each slash of the sword, he noted how the slinkiness of the material of the tight pants pulled and shifted over the tight curves of that really nice ass... and only just managed to keep himself in check. "How is that possible?" he moaned. "Since Shinigami has been sailing the seas for over twenty years and you have only been gone for five?"
Duo grinned as he continued to cut the vines. "Life is full of surprises." he stated, noting where Heero's eyes were straying and putting an extra wriggle into his hips, then he promptly picked up Heero and pulled him to the side as the sounds of plumbing pipes started followed by another whoosh of flame. With Heero's body brushing against him he found that the heat was starting to get to him.
"You see..." Duo continued, "... What I said about saying please was true. That intrigued Shinigami. That and my description of just how hot you are." Duo slashed a few more vines. "Finally Shinigami decided on something. He said 'All right Duo, I have never had a servant. You can serve me tonight, I'll most
likely kill you in the morning' And so I did." Duo winked. "For three years he said that... 'Good night Duo, good work, see you tomorrow. I'll most likely kill you in the morning.'" Duo's eyes glazed over a little as he thought about the three years he *served* Shinigami.
Heero was busy trying to figure out just what sort of *service* Duo had had to give.
"It was a great time for me..." Duo continued as his mind lost itself to the memories. "I learned how to fence, to fight, to give great head, pleasure others beyond their wildest dreams... in fact anything that anyone was willing to teach me." Duo swallowed. "Shinigami and I eventually became friends. Then it happened...."
"What happened?" Heero panted as his mind began to conjure up all sorts of rather nice images.
Duo wrapped his arms around Heero, Heero didn't seem to mind so Duo brought his face closer. "He screwed me silly..." Duo huffed.
"Huh?" Heero spluttered as he pulled back and stared into amethyst full of mischief.
"Nah, just joking. Well about the silly part anyway." Duo replied to Heero's startled expression.
Heero calmed a little thinking back to Duo's confession that he never lied.
"Shinigami had become so rich that he wanted to retire. So he took me to his cabin and told me his secret. As we lay there basking in the warmth of the after glow he admitted the truth to me... 'I am not the Dread Pirate Shinigami,' he said 'My name is Otto. I inherited this ship from the previous Dread Pirate Shinigami, just as you will inherit it from me. The man I knew as Shinigami isn't the real Pirate Shinigami either. His name was Alex. The real Dread Pirate Shinigami is called Mueller. He retired over fifteen years ago and is now living like a king in Holland. [strike one for Velena!]... Only 'cause Australia had reached its quota for immigrants that year.' [strike 2 for ShenLong!]" Duo looked to see how Heero was taking all of this.
"They had to pass on the name to someone they trained and deemed fit, as with all of them being gay there wasn't much chance of an heir being sired. So then he explained to me that it was, in fact, the name that people feared. You see nobody would surrender to the Dread Pirato Duo Maxwell."
Heero watched the face of his love and his eyes softened. "Hn. I would." he whispered.
Duo smiled and caressed Heero's cheek with his thumb. "You're a special case." Duo reached in and brushed his lips softly over Heero's before releasing him from the embrace that was suddenly becoming rather warm.
"So with all that decided we sailed ashore and recruited a completely new crew. The old crew was happy to retire considering the large payouts they received and the new one took over. Otto stayed aboard for a while as my first mate, all the while calling me Shinigami and making sure I knew everything.. and I mean everything." Duo's eyes took on a feral glint. "Once the crew believed, he left the ship and I've been the Dread Pirate Shinigami ever since. But now that we are back together I'll retire and find a replacement to take over for me." Duo glanced at Heero.
"Are you still listening Heero?"
"Hn."
TBC.
matter any rights to the Movie/Book "The Princess Bride" All rights
remain with Act III Communications and William Goldman, the appropriate
copyright owners. This story is purely for entertainment purposes, no money is
being made here. This fic, "The Prince Bride" is based on this
movie/book but with several twists and Yaoi content. This fic also contains many
direct quotes and scenes from the movie/book.
Rating: Since both stories are rated PG.-13 and this fic is based on them. Most of the fic will be PG.-13. However be careful to check individual chapters to be sure. (ShenLong might add a lemon, you never know...)
This chapter rated R
Warnings: Violence, romance, lime, fluff, cheesy-ness, and lots more.
Pairings: Lots! *snicker*
Authors notes: DBZVelena: I Quit Utopia, that will give me more time to devote to the things
I actually LIKE to do. :S
Now, because else I'll get whipped bad by the audience... Here's chap 11.
ShenLong, was oddly silent and had no comments to add to this chapter. We
wonder why. (or maybe she forgot to add them.)
[edit] ShenLong: *sighs* I wish I could quit RL and devote more time to fic writing.
[/edit] [insert extra DBZVelena comment] Yes people, she forgot to add her comment. She
blamed it on her text program. *wink* [end DBZVelena comment]
A Yaoi story based on the Movie/book The Princess Bride and Gundam Wing. This story is brought to you by the combined efforts of DBZVelena and ShenLong.
The Prince Bride
Chapter 11 "The Fire Swamp"
Uncle Howard took another sip from his coffee cup and then carefully replaced it on the night stand. Zechs lifted the sandwich to his face and took another bite. He was still a little miffed that Uncle Howard had suddenly skipped a few paragraphs and gotten straight back into kissing again. His mind idly wondered if the missing paragraphs had anything to do with more of that kissing stuff... he decided to ask anyway.
"Ummm... Uncle Howard?" he began around a mouthful of peanut butter and bread.
"Yes Zechs?" Uncle Howard looked over the top of his reading glasses at the boy.
"You skipped over a few paragraphs didn't you?"
"Errr.... Yes I did." Uncle Howard thought quickly. While Zechs was a little young to appreciate the loving scenes the rest of the *audience* it seems was not. "Well you said you weren't all that keen on hearing about the mushy stuff so I thought I would skim over that bit."
Zechs thought about that for a moment.
"One day when you're older you can read it yourself again and then you won't mind all the mushy bits so much."
"Okay."
"Phew! That was a close call." thought Uncle Howard.
Zechs looked at his uncle. "Let's continue on with the fire swamp, that sounds good." He proceeded to stuff the last of his sandwich in his mouth before placing the plate on the side table and getting comfortable once more.
Uncle Howard shook his head as he flipped over the page. "You're sick so I'll humor you."
"Down at the bottom of the Canyon of Despair........."
Duo pulled Heero to his feet and straightened their clothes before taking his hand firmly in his own and running along the winding path. "Your idiotically obsessed
fiancée is too late. We will soon be safe in the fire swamp."
Heero looked up to the top of the canyon, he could just make out the form of Relena, Treize and the Maguanac guard racing along the ridge. He squinted his eyes. Was that a blonde head he saw bouncing along over the front of a saddle? Heero decided not to think about that for the moment, there were more important things to worry about first... like how the hell were they going to get through this swamp?
Duo continued to set a fast pace, tugging Heero along with him and into the dark interior of the fire swamp.
"We will never survive!" Heero called out in fear as he tried to slow the black clad Duo.
Duo turned to him and placed his hands on his hips. With a broad grin on his face he replied, "Nonsense. You're only saying that because no one ever has... But you forget one important thing. I am Shinigami... I laugh in the face of danger."
"I wonder if it laughs back just before it strikes you down?" Heero thought idly and then yelped as his arm was nearly wrenched from its socket as Duo pulled him deep into the fire swamp.
Heero looked around and shivered. Tall trees grew thickly, their canopies spreading above to block the feeble attempts of the sun's rays from penetrating the floor below. Vines dangled and swayed like living serpents ready to attack any unsuspecting prey, while footsteps were cushioned by the thick rotting vegetation that littered the floor. A chill breeze wafted through every now and then raising the soft downy hairs of Heero's legs and sparking goose flesh.
It was just your average typical spooky swamp.
Carefully the two men made their way deeper into the dark gloomy depths. Duo paused for a moment causing Heero to walk into the back of him.
"Ooof..."
"Sorry."
"That's okay Heero, you can run into my rear anytime."
"Shhh... Did you hear that?" Heero said ignoring the pirate's words.
They stood still for a moment as eerie sounds traveled along the ear canal, bounced off the ear drum and were channeled to the brain where they were translated and sorted through the list of recognized sounds as being birds.... and something else.
Heero cocked his head again, straining to identify the unusual noise. "What the hell is that?"
"Errr... Ooops, sorry that's my stomach growling. Been a while since I ate." Duo replied sheepishly as he scratched the back of his head.
Heero turned and glared. "Not that sound you baka! That one!" Heero indicated for Duo to listen.
The sound was once more born on the stagnant breeze. To Heero it sounded as a bear with constipation... To Duo it was more like the noises he heard coming from the first mates cabin after a night on the town.
"I don't think it's all that bad." Duo said with his trademark grin.
Heero glared at him again.
Duo cocked his head and glanced around. "Well I'm not saying I would like to build a summer house here but the trees are rather nice."
Heero's glare deepened. It could clearly be translated into 'Are you sure you have all of your marbles?'
Duo glanced back as he took in Heero's icy stare. "What?"
Heero just shook his head and they moved deeper into the swamp.
Climbing over fallen logs and weaving through dangling vines they moved ever forwards into the dark recesses of the swamp. Suddenly they stopped as another unusual noise greeted their auditory system.
It reminded Heero of the sounds of rattling plumbing in a really old run down building... especially the toilet... an occupied toilet. With a wrinkle of his nose he turned to stare at Duo.
"Gurgle... tinkle... pfffsssttttt...."
Duo held his hands up in defense. "It wasn't me!"
Heero took a quick step away from Duo just to be on the safe side and immediately a large flame shot up from the ground. Heero yelped as the sudden heat hit him and found himself in Duo's arms as the pirate pulled him to safety.
Duo quickly patted at the flames and put them out. "Are you okay?" he asked Heero.
Heero looked down at himself. His once yellow sneakers had borne the brunt of the sudden surge of heat and were slightly melted and blackened. His spandex shorts were lucky though... they had escaped with minor scorching.... Much to Duo's relief. He liked those spandex shorts, they supplied his mind with all sorts of wonderful images.
"They were my favorite pair of sneakers." Heero sniffed.
"When we get out of here I'll buy you a new pair. How's that?"
Heero looked up. "You promise?"
His Prussian blue eyes looked so innocent that Duo instantly melted. "I promise, and you know I never lie." he whispered.
Heero smiled and looked again at his melted sneakers and the singed hair on his legs. "At least I won't have to worry about shaving for a few days." he thought.
Duo pulled him to his feet and they continued on their way.
"Gurgle... tinkle... pfffsssttttt...."
Heero's eyebrows shot up as Duo quickly grabbed him and pulled him to the side. Seconds later another burst of flame appeared right where Heero had been standing. Heero felt the flush of heat through his body as those strong arms held him, and it wasn't from the flames either.
Duo turned to his love and with his eyes dancing with fire of their own he spoke in a low sultry voice. "I'll tell you one thing. The fire swamp certainly keeps you on your toes."
"Could be a little hazardous to your health to be on your back." Heero thought as Duo led him onwards.
They reached a denser part of the swamp and the track was nearly invisible. The vines were thicker, barring their way so Duo removed his sword and began to cut and hack through the thick stems while Heero stayed close behind... very close behind... to the point where Duo had to channel all his energy into the swing of the blade to ignore the other *sword* that was asking for attention.
In an attempt to divert his bloodstream back to where it was more needed he opted for conversation. "This will all be but a memory soon. The Dread Pirate Shinigami's ship
DeathScythe is in the harbor on the other side of the swamp; And I, as you know, am the Dread Pirate Shinigami."
Duo continued to cut at the vines, making some sort of headway through the tangled mass. Heero began to regret leaving his laptop behind when he went out riding. If he had it now he could have found them a much easier way of traversing this swamp. He watched the ripple of muscle under the black shirt as the shoulders swung with each slash of the sword, he noted how the slinkiness of the material of the tight pants pulled and shifted over the tight curves of that really nice ass... and only just managed to keep himself in check. "How is that possible?" he moaned. "Since Shinigami has been sailing the seas for over twenty years and you have only been gone for five?"
Duo grinned as he continued to cut the vines. "Life is full of surprises." he stated, noting where Heero's eyes were straying and putting an extra wriggle into his hips, then he promptly picked up Heero and pulled him to the side as the sounds of plumbing pipes started followed by another whoosh of flame. With Heero's body brushing against him he found that the heat was starting to get to him.
"You see..." Duo continued, "... What I said about saying please was true. That intrigued Shinigami. That and my description of just how hot you are." Duo slashed a few more vines. "Finally Shinigami decided on something. He said 'All right Duo, I have never had a servant. You can serve me tonight, I'll most
likely kill you in the morning' And so I did." Duo winked. "For three years he said that... 'Good night Duo, good work, see you tomorrow. I'll most likely kill you in the morning.'" Duo's eyes glazed over a little as he thought about the three years he *served* Shinigami.
Heero was busy trying to figure out just what sort of *service* Duo had had to give.
"It was a great time for me..." Duo continued as his mind lost itself to the memories. "I learned how to fence, to fight, to give great head, pleasure others beyond their wildest dreams... in fact anything that anyone was willing to teach me." Duo swallowed. "Shinigami and I eventually became friends. Then it happened...."
"What happened?" Heero panted as his mind began to conjure up all sorts of rather nice images.
Duo wrapped his arms around Heero, Heero didn't seem to mind so Duo brought his face closer. "He screwed me silly..." Duo huffed.
"Huh?" Heero spluttered as he pulled back and stared into amethyst full of mischief.
"Nah, just joking. Well about the silly part anyway." Duo replied to Heero's startled expression.
Heero calmed a little thinking back to Duo's confession that he never lied.
"Shinigami had become so rich that he wanted to retire. So he took me to his cabin and told me his secret. As we lay there basking in the warmth of the after glow he admitted the truth to me... 'I am not the Dread Pirate Shinigami,' he said 'My name is Otto. I inherited this ship from the previous Dread Pirate Shinigami, just as you will inherit it from me. The man I knew as Shinigami isn't the real Pirate Shinigami either. His name was Alex. The real Dread Pirate Shinigami is called Mueller. He retired over fifteen years ago and is now living like a king in Holland. [strike one for Velena!]... Only 'cause Australia had reached its quota for immigrants that year.' [strike 2 for ShenLong!]" Duo looked to see how Heero was taking all of this.
"They had to pass on the name to someone they trained and deemed fit, as with all of them being gay there wasn't much chance of an heir being sired. So then he explained to me that it was, in fact, the name that people feared. You see nobody would surrender to the Dread Pirato Duo Maxwell."
Heero watched the face of his love and his eyes softened. "Hn. I would." he whispered.
Duo smiled and caressed Heero's cheek with his thumb. "You're a special case." Duo reached in and brushed his lips softly over Heero's before releasing him from the embrace that was suddenly becoming rather warm.
"So with all that decided we sailed ashore and recruited a completely new crew. The old crew was happy to retire considering the large payouts they received and the new one took over. Otto stayed aboard for a while as my first mate, all the while calling me Shinigami and making sure I knew everything.. and I mean everything." Duo's eyes took on a feral glint. "Once the crew believed, he left the ship and I've been the Dread Pirate Shinigami ever since. But now that we are back together I'll retire and find a replacement to take over for me." Duo glanced at Heero.
"Are you still listening Heero?"
"Hn."
TBC.