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Yaoi RPG	By : arvan Category: Dragon Ball Z > Yaoi - Male/Male Views: 7199 -:- Recommendations : 0 -:- Currently Reading : 0
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A/N: I don't have much warning to give, except for the foul words, possible yaoi scenes, the occasional random crap and whatnots. Not too sure yet.
Disclaimer: I own nothing. Except a few DBZ Mangas, DVDS, cards and a toy Vegeta. And this idea.

Setting up camp
“So we’re going back to the caravan?” Tarble asked as the group started heading towards its direction.
“Yeah, we have to. It’s the only place, kind of like a shop closest to us and we’re short on items… again” Goku confirmed it for him, Shrugging like it was common to go back and forth from shops to shops; as it was for most games.
“Just be sure to stay clear of a particular inn. I’m in no hurry to meet that beefcake again” Both Vegeta and Turles groaned as they recalled what happened, they are definitely staying clear of that place; and especially Brolly.
“Beefcake? Inn…? Oh… I didn’t see any beefcake but if you are talking about that place with the thieves, then it’s gone” Goku braked, stopping himself from colliding into Turles’ back as Vegeta and Turles stopped walking without warning.
“What do you mean?”
“Tarble and I were at that inn too. They attacked us and we retaliated… kind of brought the whole place down too while we were at it” Goku started scratching the back of his head with Tarble blushing red when those two switched their attention from Goku to Tarble.
“So you were both there as well. Let me guess. Tarble?”
“Yeah. His earthquake spell’s really powerful; brought the whole place down on the thieves. How did you guess, Vegeta?”
“His level’s higher than you and I, and I’ve seen his magic. And it’s not like you to be able to wreck a building, fighter or not. The most damage I’ve seen you do, that came close to wrecking something would be our fridge”.
“Hey! That wasn’t my fault! My hands were full!” Goku protested most vocally. It wasn’t his fault he had to kick the fridge door shut.
“Fridge? What’s that?” Tarble asked.
“It’s a storage box. For storing food most times and you destroyed the door twice, Goku” Vegeta sighed. “But we’re off the topic. So the inn’s gone, along with the buggers?”
Both Goku and Tarble nodded.
“Good. I hope the wolves feed on his corpse and shit him into a shit pit” Vegeta had not tried to disguise his dislike for that fighter.
“Then piss on him and bury him after” Turles added that in, with Vegeta nodding in approval.
Ok… Goku looked at Tarble and he looked back. Looks like this was going to be a touchy topic, still they wondered… what happened to have them both this upset.
…
There was still plenty to go around; thank goodness… this could just well become their restock supply station. Goku filled their bags with more stuff while Vegeta went to get two bags, filling them with items, salves, dry rations and herbs before giving one to Turles; remembering to bring antidotes and whatnots as well, he would not be caught unprepared again.
“These would do” Satisfied, they regrouped.
“Hey Vegeta. Before we start travelling again, maybe we should seriously train more. Level up and strengthen ourselves”
“You’re suggesting training around here?” Turles wasn’t too big on the idea; being in the same location too long would give the King’s soldiers the chance to catch up.
“Why not? The caravan’s nearby, there are monsters and prey. There’s also a lake further up. It’s ideal” Vegeta saw the possibilities and agreed with Goku. Tarble went with the flow, he would pretty much rather follow than lead. In the end, Turles had to give in, but he had some requests.
“Alright. I get your point. But we take turns doing guard duty, kill only the monsters; no hunting any forest animals and if you want meat, go fishing” Turles would not back down.
“Ok sure. I got no problem with that. Everyone?” Goku turned to the rest.
“Ok with me” Tarble nodded.
“Whatever. Now I suggest we start making a fire for the night, cook some rice, go fishing and pitch up the tents” Vegeta was referring to the two tents they found in the caravan; a mystery how he could have missed them before.
“Sure we can start the fire, cook the rice and go fishing, but I don’t think I’ll have much problem pitching a tent; especially mine” Turles was starting it again… Vegeta blushed; then sighed… he just knew that was coming, Turles just couldn’t stay decent long enough for any proper conversation.
“Great. Then you can help with mine” ignorant of the secondary meaning, Goku had requested Turles’ aid in pitching one of the tents, next to him; confusion quickly took over the moment Turles raised an eyebrow at him while Vegeta shook his head and Tarble took to snickering. “What? Did I say something wrong?”
“For a guy, you’re incredibly dense. Come on, no man is that saintly. It means to get a boner, a hard on, an erection” Turles could not believe this guy. “Seriously where did you get this guy from, Vegeta? The monastery?”
Vegeta ignored Turles, opting to find 2 suitable sticks for fish spearing purposes and handing Tarble a portion of rice to cook for their dinner. Not wanting to be a part of this conversation, Tarble busied himself as well; making a temporary support stand for their pot, enabling it to be cooked over a fire.
“Ok…” Goku scratched his head, feeling a little embarrassed now. “So… an erection then… for who?”
“Him” Turles nodded towards Vegeta who once again chose to ignore him.
“Vegeta?” he must have heard that wrong…
“What? A guy can’t have sex with another guy? Use your imagination” Turles snorted before his frown turned into a smirk at Goku’s sudden blush. “Ohh… and now you are. So tell me… what are you thinking?”
Turles came closer; much to Goku’s discomfort.
“Did you run your fingers across his chest? What about his nipples… are they sensitive? Or did you picture yourself mounting him like a stallion in heat?” Turles smirked at the growing tent Goku was trying his darnest to hide. “How did he look when you had him down on all fours… his lovely ass positioned in front of you? Did you watch your member ‘disappear and reappear’ as you pound him into the ground like a stake…”
Goku blushed as more and more sexual images started to manifest in his brain; all of which involved Vegeta, resulting in his sudden throbbing member. Turles was doing this on purpose and he knew it. He couldn’t take it anymore!
“How about a threesome? If you like, you could be in the middle; doing the screwing while receiving some ass pounding at the same time” Turles kept it up.
“Turles, stop it… we’re done here” Goku moved away, only slightly.
“Done before you even began. Such a shame” he shrugged; then he felt the familiar, swift impact as he did many times before.
(Turles HP – 53, 4747/4800)
“Ow!” he rubbed the back of his head.
“SHUT UP AND GO PITCH THE TENTS ALREADY!” Vegeta shoved the two rolled up tents to Turles. “And you help him!” he directed that to Goku. “Tarble, we’re going fishing. Let these two numb nuts pitch the tents”
On a second note, he turned towards those two.
“And just so you both know! You’re both sharing a tent. Tarble will sleep with me!” Vegeta walked off before anyone could protest, deciding to set the sleeping arrangements or be subjected to both of them or perhaps everyone arguing over who was going to sleep with who later.
Tarble wisely said nothing and followed him. It was a good idea. While he didn’t mind sharing with either Goku or Vegeta… he wasn’t too sure if he would be ‘safe’ with Turles. This arrangement was good enough.

Goku was relieved when they’ve finished; grateful they had worked in silence. It gave him the peace of mind as he worked the stakes into the ground and the time he needed to wait out his unwanted erection. He had expected Turles to tease him further following Vegeta’s exit, but he had not. Goku was almost close to believing that he was pouting, maybe even sulking that they were going to share the tent. Why was he so dead set on sharing one with Vegeta anyway?
In all due respect, Goku felt he should be the one to sleep with Vegeta… share the tent he meant… after all he had shared a dorm with him for 2 years and they were comfortable with each other.
Turles did a quick check on the stakes, hammering the last one securely before deciding it was fine. That Goku fellow might seem like a fool but he sure did a good job, he had to give him some credit for it; the fact that he managed to avoid capture at all was already a feat as well. He was a traveller, just like Vegeta; they were friends… close friends as far as he could tell, nothing more. The guy was naïve and looked as though he’d never had a guy before and probably never did; but he wasn’t adverse.
With that in mind, he couldn’t help but wonder if Goku was going to be a rival; another man who would eventually vie for the attention of the uke he had already set his eyes on. If it had been another guy, he would not have worried; but this one… someone who knew Vegeta longer, far longer than he had… someone who was from the same land these travellers came from…
“Ah Turles? What are you looking at me like that for?” Goku took that back… maybe the guy was going to tease him again…
“Nothing. Just thought you did great on the tent, you didn’t really need help” he evaded his eyes elsewhere.
“Thanks… couldn’t have done it this quickly if you hadn’t help” Goku was all grins; at least the guy didn’t throw any libido jokes at him this time. “Say… do you know if they’re coming back?”
Turles took a quick sniff of the air.
“Should be soon… why?” Turles could sense a slight discomfort aura from Goku… whatever the reason. “Are you alright?”
“Yeah… but I seriously need the bathroom… I’ve been holding it in for a while now” a very strained, churning sound escaped Goku’s stomach. Goku laughed weakly, while he was used to having the basic hunger pangs, injures, exhaustion etc from the realism settings of the games, this was the first game in which he ever had a need to relief body waste.
Turles fell over. “If you have to go, then go!” he could not believe the guy would hold it in.
“What’s going on here?” as luck would have it, Vegeta and Tarble returned with firewood and a fish big enough to feed the 4 of them.
“Great you guys are back…” Goku turned to look at them.
“Tarble and I will get the fire going and cook the rice, you both clean the fish” Vegeta dropped the fish on the leaves they’ve gathered while Tarble poured the water into the pot.
“It’ll have to wait… I have to go… It’s already near the check-out point!” Goku quickly got up.
“Then go before it reaches the arrival hall!” Vegeta knew what Goku was talking about, watching as the guy made a quick dash, going further from the camp. “Turles, go with him”
“What? Why am I going? Does the guy need someone to wipe his ass? Don’t hit me again.” Turles shielded himself in case.
“You know as well as I that anything can happen if one strays away from the group… besides he’s not good with directions” Vegeta explained. “Know what… never mind. You go clean the fish and I’ll go after him”
“Forget it. Fine, I’ll go” Turles got up.
…
“Turles? You needed to go too?” Goku peeped out from the tall grass, watching as Turles made his way close enough to know he’s there.
“Vegeta send me after you... but I guess I could water some plants” Turles answered, casually releasing his member as he relieved himself some distance away; might as well… What the… he gagged, practically choking as a whiff of something foul attacked his nose, nearly paralysing him with the stench.
“What on earth did you eat!? You could poison someone with that!” Turles quickly tucked his member back then reaching down; he plucked off the leaves of a flower bush, tearing them into strips before stuffing them into his nostrils. He sighed in relief as the aroma of the leaves neutralised most of the smell. He hated his sharp sense of smell sometimes.
“It’s not that bad! Come on! What did you expect your body waste to smell like” Goku pouted.
“Right…” Turles wasn’t going to remove the leaves just yet.
“Hey Turles…?”
“Yeah?”
“Could you do me a favour?”
“You’re not going to ask me to wipe your ass, right?” Turles wondered if his initial statement was going to bite him back in the ass.
“What!? No! … but could you like pass me something? You know to wipe? We don’t have toilet paper… do we?”
“Don’t know what the heck’s a toilet paper, but I’ll get you some leaves. Stay put” he started looking for something suitable
Turles had an idea what Goku was talking about… he recalled seeing a big roll of soft paper material, sold in the shops of the city he visited for his advancement some time back. It was expensive, meaning only the wealthy, nobles, etc could afford it. Apparently, you had to pay good coin to have something soft to wipe your ass with. They had no such luxury out here though, they had to make do with what nature provided.
A familiar bush caught his attention. Hmmm… the leaves were of an ideal size… he grinned with an evil twinkle in his eyes.
“Here. Use these” Turles handed the leaves to Goku.
Goku took them with thanks. “ARGHH!!” screaming the moment he used one.
(Goku HP – 48, 3652/3700)
“What the hell?!” Goku whined as the leaf scraped his skin. While soft, the leaf’s surface had a slight rough texture, similar to sandpaper. He glared at Turles, he just knew it was done on purpose.
The laughter that followed, confirmed his suspicion. Goku had always been a very patient, understanding… nice guy; he couldn’t stay mad at anyone long and no one was capable of making him really angry…. But with Turles… oh… that guy was definitely starting to wear off his patience and straining his ability to keep his cool.
“So… is your ass smooth now?” Turles started another round of laughter, proud of himself for a prank so well done.
Damn that guy! Goku pulled his pants up, chasing after Turles who took off towards the campsite laughing.
…
“What the hell are you two doing?!” if Vegeta could roar, he would have. He was losing his patience as Goku and Turles kept circling around him, using him as a barrier between them. If he didn’t know better, he’d swear they were two children playing around the merrily bush!
“ENOUGH!” he slammed his fist on both guys’ heads, sending them crashing face first onto the ground.
(Goku HP – 57, 3595/3700)
(Turles HP – 69, 4678/4800)
“Go clean the fish! We’ve already cooked the rice while you two were playing tag!” Vegeta placed the fish in between them. “Call us when it’s done”

Goku pouted as he cleaned the fish, removing the guts and gills as he filleted it; cutting it into small slices. Behind him, Turles grumbled as he scooped out the rice mixed with some vinegar, then kneaded it into smaller squares; accordingly to how Goku taught him. They were making some kind of nigiri… or whatever it’s called…
“It’s done!” Goku called Vegeta and Tarble, it being their turn to keep watch. They seated around the camp fire as Goku brought the food over. The two chefs let them eat first, waiting to see if they liked it.
“It’s good... you two did a good job” Vegeta took another piece.
“I’ve never eaten raw fish like this before, it’s really good” Tarble agreed.
“Really?” Turles tossed a piece into his mouth. “Mmm… it’s not bad. Would you eat up? You waiting for me to feed you?”
“I can feed myself, thanks” he was still sore over the prank. Goku helped himself to the food before Turles really took it upon himself to feed him; it was good.
“I’ll wash the pot. You guys were nice enough to prepare the food” Tarble volunteered.
“Thanks Tarble, I don’t think I can wash after that…” wait… wash… Goku stared at his hands… oh crap… he did a quick 90 degree turn, facing Turles.
“What?” Turles licked his fingers clean.
Goku cringed. He got up, pulling Turles with him; bringing them some distance from the camp, whispering hastily into his ear.
“Eh? What’s the big deal about that?” Turles couldn’t see a problem. He shook off Goku’s concerns as he walked back to the camp, Goku followed him; looking away from Vegeta’s questioning eyes. Vegeta knew that look as well.
“Goku, what’s going on?” Vegeta kept his eyes on Goku.
“Nothing…” Goku was started to sweat.
Vegeta narrowed his eyes before turning to Turles. “Turles?”
Turles looked elsewhere, giving a shrug. Tarble, sensing a difference in the air looked at them.
“I know something is up. Tell me now and I promise it won’t hurt as bad” Vegeta got up, standing over Goku. “Well?”
“I’m so sorry!” Goku shocked everyone as he shouted an apology before placing both palms in front of him, in a pleading fashion. “I didn’t mean it… I… We forgot to wash our hands when we got back!” Goku added Turles in, after all he was just as guilty and it was his fault he didn’t wash his hands.
Vegeta and Tarbles eyes widened.
“What? … Turles?” Vegeta turned to Turles.
“Ok fine. Goku took a dump and I took a piss. What’s wrong? It’s not like I pissed on my hands and I can vouch he didn’t crap on his. Vegeta?” Turles recognised that heavy aura… oh shit…
“Tarble… hurt them will you? Don’t worry… I’ll heal them the moment they’re near death”
Vegeta sounded so calm but Goku knew he was capable of what he just said; Turles didn’t think Vegeta was bluffing either, having been on the receiving end of his anger as well. They switched focus, towards Tarble who, was frowning at them with his staff in hand… oh crap… Tarble’s unhappy too.
“Vegeta! Tarble! Calm down!” Goku tried to pacify them.
“Don’t bother, Goku! Let’s just get out of here!” For once, they agreed on something.
(Goku has increased Agility stats)
(Turles has increased Agility stats)
(Goku and Turles has scored +10 Love points, relationship improved)

To be continued ~

Well… as busy as I am… I had this idea in my head for a while and I just had to write it down or risk forgetting it later.
I would also like to thank everyone for the reviews and PMs. Seriously you guys keep me going, I just feel more motivated when I’m doing this for you guys rather than for myself. You won’t believe the ungodly hours I stayed up just to get one chapter out, but if you guys liked it; then it’s worth it.
As always I hope you all enjoyed it. And don't forget to let me know what you think.
I hope to see you all again soon ~ XD
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