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A.
No. *sighs heavily * I still don’t own DBZ, DBGT or DB. I tried to buy it out, and wouldn’t you know
it, fifty cents and a piece of bubblegum wasn’t enough. *sigh *
Luckily I own the entire Hormone Therapy world wherein Vegeta has a
uterus, so does Trunks. There is a set
of Twins, Gina and a slew of little annoying children.
B.12.0pt'>I no longer feel that you MUST read Cross-eyed because it’s gotten a
1000 hits. BUT, if you want EVERYTHING
to make COMPLETE sense than you should read Hormone Therapy, Mental Therapy,
Cross-eyed and A Prince Among Men. (My
universe has gotten huge, hasn’t it?)
C.
Okay, just about seven years and seven months (enough time for Vegeta
to be fertile again) havssedssed. So
there will be ‘lust-crazed’ sex with the purpose of getting people
pregnant. (Those people, mind you, are
mostly male.) So there is SLASH
(homosexuality) and there is *gasp and shudder * straight sex. SAIYANS. (I consider this a warning.) Humor.
Goten. (he’s a warning all his
own.)
D.
And this is AU. And it’s all
about humor (and the endless lemons.
Goal for this story: get a lemon in every chapter likemonemone
Therapy.)
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< Vegeta (the mother one, who was
pregnant and displeased with his captivity, almost as much as his granddaughter
Aya was) looked up to see his oldest son trudging up to the cage. Alone.
Half-dressed. (But then, Kakarot
had told him that their sons had reached SS4 which had prompted a lot of ‘oh
man’ and ‘show offs’ and ‘that’s my dad’ ing to occur within the cage. Gina had looked both impressed and pissed by
this news. Because everyone knew (well,
everyone over the age of idiot) the only way to get that big of a power boost
in the week the twins had been gone was for them to go around killing each
other.
“Hey
Dad,” Masuyo said, jumped up and ran over to the side of the cage. “How’s the fighting?”
And his
oldest said: “Oh, great. Cell’s
dead. A lot dead.”
“What
are you doing here?” Gina asked, “Don’t you have to kill yourself now?”
Vegeta
(his son) gave her a look and then shook his head. “No, I don’t. We’ve got
fifteen minutes, so Trunks and Goten are…” he stopped there and looked at Aya
who was glaring right back at him with all the anger and frustration a
six-year-old Saiyan could muster.
“Right. Anyway.
As long as none of you try to get out of this cage, you should be
fine. I’ve got to go.” He was tapping his fingers against the scar
on his hand. “More fighting. I’ll come back though.” And he disappeared into thin air. Leaving them all behind with the sudden
knowledge that Vegeta was bearing twins.
Which of course, made anyone with eto hto hear about how Vegeta had been
a psychotic asshole with homicidal tendencies and no sense of control while
pregnant had moved over to the opposite side of the cage as him. Leaving only little Aya to crawl up next to
him.
“I
was supposed to die today, wasn’t I?” she whispered.yes"> Then started to hum.
Thrust three fingers into his mate and felt him shaking. Pressed his tongue hard against the long
vein on the underside of Trunks’ erection and stroked the spot inside his body
that made him quiver helplessly. Felt
the pulsing response of his body around Goten’s fingers and the throb in his
hardness. Smirked, worked his ers
ers
harder against that spot and hummed faster.
Drove
Trunks relentlessly to the peak of his ability to rn con conscious and just
when he felt his mate going all spotty on him, pulled it back, hummed slower,
stroked softer and was rewarded with the glorious rush of warmth in his mouth
and against his fingers. Swallowed and
gave a final lick to his mate, pulled back, sucked on his fingers much the same
he had sucked on Trunks and tapped on his arm with his fingers. Needed Vegeta back here now, because the watch
was doing that beeping thing again that meant they didn’t have time anymore.
“You
are hopeless, you realize,” Trunks said.
Managed to gather his wits enough to fix his pants.
Goten
stood up. “I also fight better when I’m
horny,” he replied, “So does Vegeta.”
You couldn’t fight it, it was pointless to even try. That’s why they had spent a week killing
each other to get this power level and working to make the power increase at
will rather than having to wait so long to get it that high. He curled his hands up into fists, felt
Vegeta do the same.
Buu
looked at them with such a superior little grin, thought he was the shit, and
Goten didn’t even grin back.
“I
told mom,” Vegeta said as they went yellow with power, “About the twins.”
“Ah,”
he replied, felt them pass the second level, “Good.” Then the third, and he tipped his head back and felt his hands
form into claws as dark reddish fur grew out and he shook his hair, looked at
Vegeta and then at Buu. Watched it
bring its hands together with in ain and open its mouth.
Whatever.
It
was still going to die.
~~~***
“Oh,
shit,” Trunks whispered. Didn’t really
feel any sort of panic when he saw Frieza (the robotic one) and his father
appear. He’d killed them both before. But never when Buu was raging one hell of a
battle behind him and the twins were emanating so much power that it was
leaving scars so deep into the earth that any moment now they could very well
draw oil or magma or something. He
pulled the sword out and looked at the two of them.
“Look
father,” Freiza said, “The little boy thinks it can defeat us.”
He
gave Freiza a look of disbelief. You’d
think after getting killed so many times, the stupid maggot thing d red realize
that talking would not allow you to win.
It just killed you dead. Still,
he wasn’t about to be the one to let the moron in on this secret. “I’m not a kid,” he snapped. Raised the sword and watched Freiza glare at
him. Grinned, remembered how afraid of
Goku Freiza was, how terrified of Super Saiyans and let his own hair go
blond. “I’m a Saiyan.” Raised the hand that wasn’t holding the hilt
of the sword and motioned Freiza forward.
But
suddenly whitey wasn’t as into the fight as he ought to have been. He stood there and glared at him, and just
when Trunks would have moved forward, something disturbingly pink ran past him.
“STOP
HIM!”
And
Trunks couldn’t figure out just what the fuck they were talking about, so he
darted forward, out sped the pink thing and slashed Freiza straight in half
before he could get to it. Buu
turned—really ugly up close—and glared at him.
Reached both its hands outs to grab him, as its body started to wiggle
around and reach out too, anunksunks sneered at it, moved to get away but the
parts of his body were almost touching his skin.
The
twins appeared, on either side of Buu and simultaneously punched it in the head
so hard their fists met in the middle, tore a hole clean through him. “Go,” they said without looking at him. “Kill King Cold. Then leave.” Pulled their
fists out and the pink blob regenerated as easily as nothing had happened to
it.
Trunks
moved back away from them, saw King Cold looking absolutely astounded at this
strange turn of events and Trunks raised his hand, figured old ways were the
best ways, and blasted a hole straight through the idiot’s body. Then turned that power down to where Freiza
was lying in halves. Destroyed him the
same.
“GO!”
was the yell again. And Trunks shed
td
the sword and left.
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Oh no
Joe!
Goku: THIS IS NOT CONDUCIVE TO SEX.
Vegeta: It’s not.
Presta: I must
still be getting laid though. I wasn’t
in this chapter.
Goten: Remember
what I said about those splinters.
Trunks: sick.
Lil’Geta: Uh…not
to be a prick or anything, but could we go back to the fact that we’re FIGHTING
BUU, here, please?
Goten: Whatever.
Goku: I want
sex. *pouts *
Vegeta: Soon.
Webtester 01:
Ah,
so a new favorite everyday. I get
it. ;)
Macha:
I
love that HFIL thing. You know, don’t
tell Jaygoose or anything, but my favorite bad guy isn’t Cell. Probably because I haven’t ever seen the
Cell saga. I like the androids. And I like Buu.
Mechanical Butterfly:
Lol. Too bad.
Yeah. Dammit; if Lil’Geta would
just stop saying no, you could have a lemon with just the twins. *snaps fingers * Stupid Saiyan saying no all the time.
Yes,
Gohan is making up for lost lemons. I
would pat him, but he seems busy. *ignores
the Gohan-going-ons.* And Yay! Glad you like the twins butt-kicking
too. I love it. *shivers *
It’s just so great.
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