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Chapter 13

Kakarot seemed…Happy? Happy. Happy was weird coming from the same man that had been glowering at Vegeta for days and days and days. It was not his fault that he had to have an heir, it was not his fault that he had mated…okay, it was his fault he had mated Kakarot but only because it had been his teeth to put the mark on the Baka’s skin.

As for the continual sex thing, as soon as the idiot twin boy managed to confirm the conception of his son they could go right back to the way they had done it before. He rather liked being the ‘bottom.’ Kakarot liked being on top. This system had served them well for a nice long time and he didn’t see the reason why they should have to change it just because one of their biological makeup changed.

Aside from that, Kakarot seemed happy. He was humming and (perhaps infinitely more frightening) he was picking his clothes up off the floor. All cheerful and bouncy like he wasn’t a male super-being that may be pregnant. The again, the hormones produced during pregnancy made folks act rather strange.

“Vegeta,” his mate said, “What happened to the Duke guy?” Like this was a huge concern.

“He disappeared.” He probably killed himself when he found out that he would never be king because his daughters went behind his back and lost their virginity in an orgy. It brought a smile to his face to think of the bastard hanging from a rafter somewhere, gagging his last breath in dishonor. Try to take his throne from him…had the stupid fucker forgotten what happened to the last man that had tried to take his throne from him?

"Congratulations, Kiddies!" the annoying imp-child of a twin said, bursting into their room through the wonders of sudden appearance (the damn kid said there was a name for his instant appearance and disapperance, but he hadn't listened long enough to catch what it was called.) "You're havin' babies!"

"Babies more than one?!" Kakarot suddenly didn't look too happy anymore.

"It's not so bad," Goten said, "My Mom had three last time."

"Three?" Kakarot whispered, his face turned ashen white and he sat down in the middle of the floor to contemplate this turn of events.

"You're only having two," Goten assured him, as if that somehow made it better.

~~~***

Presta wasn't really his favorite girl. Not by any stretch of the over-vivid imagination, but he found that she was tolerable like this.

She was always pretty, that much Caradoc would admit, she was powerful, she had wild hair that changed blonde when she took off that ring on her finger, so the sheer fact that he was involved in any way sexually with her was a stamp of pride for his manly saiyan ego. But that didn't mean he liked the she-bitch that always jumped on HIS FUCKING MATE and demanded that she get her's first.

Oh. No.

He had been stuck in this damn capital, just feet from the fucking throne he was promised at birth and under some sort of room-arrest. (The twins snuck in their room in the middle of morning and slapped 'tracer bracelets' on their ankles, thusly locking them in the room because there was a nice electric shock should they try to leave. Bastards.) All they could do was pass the time by fighting (verbally) of fucking. The fighting teetered out the first day when they realized they had nothing in common.

Gohan was a half-breed with a real human (that's what he said he was mixed with) conscience problem, Presta was a bitch and Goten's daughter, and him--he had killed a man with no regrets and would have happily removed his brother's ability to produce heirs if not for the fact he was locked in this room with his mate.

But he was talking about Presta wasn't he? She wasn't so back like this, trapped between him and Gohan. Gohan liked to kiss her, for whatever fucking reason, so he let the half-breed suck on her face while he drove into her mercilessly. Not that she cared, every thrust into her made her groan and moan and whimper. Her back was slick with sweat, her stomach was clenching and unclenching under one of his hands. Gohan covered one breast with his hand, Caradoc had the other, and his dear mate's other hand was stroking her fast and relentless as Caradoc thrust into her.

Those were the rules after all. She told him she didn't care if he took her like this as long as someone attended to her properly. Mutual pleasure equaled mutual respect or some shit.

Caradoc didn't really care. He was bored.

Gohan looked at him again, moved his mouth from Presta's lips to her neck and sucked on it while he watched Caradoc. Presta whimpered and shook, spasmed around him as he drove into her. Like this she was fine. Perfect, poised between the two of them, like some conductor of lust or something. Debauched beauty, and Saiyans could appreciate the animalistic qualities of her cries and the damp hair that was falling down around her face and shoulders.

"oooow," she whimpered.

Ow? Caradoc stopped moving, felt her shivering, knew that she had already came but it hadn't seemed important then, didn't seem important now because he hadn't gotten there yet, until she mumbled that ridiculous 'ow.' He looked at her, at her shoulder, at Gohan, at the bastard's teeth in her shoulder. Presta's hips rocked still, her arms were trembling, wrapped around Gohan like they were.

That.

Fucking.

Bastard!

~~~***

'Geta was sitting in his room when he came back. Just sitting there, on his bed--sadly a bed that had seen no sort of action. Poor brother looked bored, but then other than trapping the trio of porn stars in 'Geta's bedroom and taking the Duke on a scenic tour of Red's 3rd class camp (oh, they accidentally left him there too. Red promised that he would get sent back to the capital eventually, but she hated anyone who threatened her sons) there hadn't been anything interesting to do.

Well, except dealing with 'Geta's growing anger about the situation as it was. He realized that most of what was happening in his idiot brother's head had to do with the fact that he, Son Goten, had been found SLEEPING in the presence of someone that was not Vegeta, Twin Brother. (Well, technically, Gatta was Vegeta, wasn't he? Or he had been before he gave up his name and title and all that nonsense.) Vegeta has a deep seated sense of betrayal and once he figured that someone had betrayed him, he never really forgave them. Goten should never have fallen asleep unless his dear big brother had been there.

Oi.

But he understood. "It's only four months, 'Geta. We can handle four months right?"

A frown was his response.

"We could use the time machine and jump forward a couple of months if you want," he said, "Kakarot should carry the twins alright. I gave him some medicine to keep from miscarriages and all that."

Bigger frown.

"Dammit!" he shouted, wanted to do more, but the stupid monitor in his pocket went off and they were summoned to the pit of debauchery that was Gohan's room.

~~~***

Damn.

Gohan didn't think that Caradoc would ever actually try to kill him, but obviously he was wrong. Then again, his mouth was filled with the taste of Presta's blood, so he probably deserved it. He really needed to watch what he did with his mouth around naked people he was having sex with.

"Hey!" Presta yelled, she grabbed a sheet off the bed (seeing how her father nearly had a heartattack last time he saw her naked) and kicked the invisible barrier that surrounded the room. Then she came back over to where Caradoc was trying to strangle him (really, it wasn't going to work, Caradoc wasn't nearly strong enough to kill him. Super saiyan strength and all that.)

"Caradoc!" she yelled.

Then the spattering of light and noise, and two very annoyed twins standing in their room looking at the naked fest of Caradoc trying to kill him.

Goten looked at his daughter first, saw her neck, and shrugged. "I say we leave it to them, 'Geta."

Vegeta sighed, then he crossed the room, wrapped his hand in Caradoc's hair and yanked him up off Gohan, carried him over to the bed and dropped him there. Not that Caradoc had any intention of staying, but Vegeta grabbed him by the hair again and set him back on the bed.

"Did you tell the King we would be disappearing for a while?" Vegeta asked. Looked at Goten who was getting clothes for his naked daughter to wear. Naked daughter that was now Gohan's second mate.

He had two mates.

A smile graced his face as he sat up and it was a stupid smile, like his father's (had he been there the moment that Goku realized he had mated Vegeta and this meant that he and Vegeta could boink all they wanted (and that boinking was good) he would have realized it was almost EXACTLY the same smile his father had.) Over all, he felt pretty good about this. Two mates. One male, one female. Both of them pretty damn Saiyan, which he always figured would be a turn off, but it was really the opposite.

"Lecher," Goten said--deadpan--and tossed clothes at Gohan's head. "Get dressed, we're going for a short trip through time." Then he got out more clothes and tossed them at Caradoc.

Gohan looked down at his shirt and found that he was looking at one of the infamous T-shirts. This one said: "Caution: Speed Hump" He put it on anyway, because he was naked. Then looked at Presta who was also wearing one of the T-shirts (which ironically enough said: Man whore.) Caradoc pulled on his shirt, ignoring the writing that he couldn't understand anyway (Questionable Sexual Practices: The Doctor is In) and grumbled to himself about the bastards that were keeping here against his will and yaddayadda bullshit.

Gohan stopped listening.

Once they were dressed, Goten took his daughter by the hand waited for Gohan to cross the room over to him, took his hand and looked at 'Geta. Thestanstantly disappeared and reappeared...somewhere. Somewhere flat and plain.

"How'd we leave the room?" Caradoc asked, "Without these stupid things going off?"

"You can IT out," Goten said then let go of their hands and pulled out a silvercase. A few twists of numbers later and the wa-lah, they were looking at a time machine.

Vegeta was still hanging onto Caradoc by the hair. "No murdering Gohan until we get out of the machine," he said.

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Gohan: *lecher grin*

Kaki: Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!~

Vegeta: Oi shut up Kakarot.

Goten: Pssst, Kaki, he just called you fat. Are you going to take that?

Lil'Geta: *raisedbrowbrow*

Goten: Whaaaat? I'm bored!~

Lenora:


*sweatdrop* I missed e-mail? Bad me. I think I'm behind on everyone's E-mail. *sigh* I did get the survey-type one, though. Yay! I sent it back. ...fowgive me?


O.o 17? *sob* Naw, really, 17's not that bad....*trails off into whisper* even if he is an android...

Dr. Yaoi:


Lol. Poor 'Geta, somewhere he's offended. *pats 'Geta* Uh...does he like Presta or Caradoc more? That's a good question. Unfortunately, I don't have the answer to it. Since he's mated to them both he likes thim instinctually the same. He's certainly more familiar with Presta, but...*sigh* I don't know. (Helpful answer, ne?)

Macha:


*burst out into laughter* Yeah, Hockey gear around those three is definitely advisable. *shakes head*


Yes, I'm glad that Kaki was happy/okay with the sex finally. It's not nice to write notnice sex. *sigh* I like all me saiyans to be sweaty and happy about it. *mind wanders off into dirty-thought-ville.*

Allllllllriiiiiighty folks. See ya soon! Tomorrow's chap is the Moment's chap. Then it's saturday and that means I get the day off! *whoop whoop* So the next chappie for this will be Monday or thereabouts.

Saaavy?