Kitty In The Middle
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The Intruder
Heloo everyone!!! I am so sorry that I didn't update earlier, but I had to start cleaning up my room. Again. I cleaned it yesterday, but you kow how it is, the next hour it looked... meh. And packing for Japan. I AM GOING ON A SUMMER HOLIDAY OVER THERE IN JULY!!! I am leaving on the 21st (Vienna time), and I hope I will pdate one more time by then. You all probably hate me by now for taking so much time and writing such a short chapter, I would hate myself too, but hey, I AM GOING TO JAPAN!!! So no time to feel like writing!!! Looking at prospects!!!
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Chapter XIII: The Intruder.
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Kai cringed at the abominable voice. How dare that thing return? Grrr he HATED IT! Couldn’t he have one moment peace WITHOUT that horrifying thing! He unconsciously (and deliberately) slipped closer to Rei, who squishggled closer to Kai, liking the warmth emanating from the other’s body. As difficult as it was with a gown (yes, Rei was wearing an XVIIIth century gown), he still leaned into Kai. Although he didn’t seem to have a choice; Kai practically squashed him as soon as he heard the pain inducing voice.
“KAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAI-KUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN! WHERE WERE YOU ALL THAT TIME! WHY DIDN’T YOU CALL! WHY ON EARTH ARE YOU TOLERATING THAT THING’S PROXIMITY! YOU LITTLE—”
“Tyson, if you would be so kind as to shut the hell up, please do.” Another voice joined.
“HIRO! Oh my God THATNK YOU! Now please throw him out of the window.”
“Sure thing Kai.”
So it had been said, so it had been done. Tyson, male- and Kai-version of Mariah the Terrible, was bundled up and thrown out of the 2 340 000 $ worth crystal 9 foot XIVth century-style window by Hiro, short for Hiroshi, his older brother (and most certainly not brain damaged). Kai felt so hapi…
So Hiro and the silent dude behind him that didn’t have the occasion to come out yet sat at the table, eating merrily, and teasing Rei oh-so-much. Hey, he was cute, red, in a dress, on Kai’s lap, having his rear end fumbled like a party cake on a 2year old’s party! Don’t tell me you haven’t seen a two year old and his slice of mushy cake? Very deeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep and searchiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiing and thoroooooooooooooooooooouuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuugh… CX The embarrassing conversation went like this:
“Ooooo Rei you look nice in that dress.”
“Yeah, exposes your shoulders veeeeeeeeeeeeery nicely!”
“Uh-huh, and with Kai’s lovely smile, you must have a very nice toosh, so very nice one if he can feel you up through all the layers of cloth… unless he convinced you to wear a G-string…”
“HEY! How do you know that about the G-string!”
“Kai, you are so predictable…”
“-blush- Stop it! It’s not that comfie… and I am sure that Kai-kun didn’t mean for me to wear it, he probably made a mistake!”
Now that, dear people, that is just wrong. Kai most certainly did NOT not do that on purpose. No. Nu uh. Never. The whole table just sweat-dropped, and couldn’t tell Rei the Truth of All Truths. He was simply too cute... Kai hugged his kitty a little tighter, happy that he went as far as to claim his non-existent innocence, and sighed happily...
And then this freak decided to come in again and ruin the ‘awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww’ mood that settled in thanks to Rei. Like this:
(Door slam open) “KAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAI-KUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN! HERE COMES THE BRIIIIIDE! AAAAAL”
“Blobby and wide, see how he wriggles from side to side…”
At Tala’s comment, everyone including invisible-pea-enemy Boris and duplo-Fork-lover Voltaire laughed. As in, very very hard. Drigger, not trusting Kai, sent in cat-language the translation of the song to Rei, who, finally getting, giggled with the rest. While giggling, he shook on Kai’s lap, which rubbed against his crotch. Well, Kai must be feeling very comfortable down there, huh?
Dinner was another uneventful one. I think this is the third uneventful dinner I am describing? Oh well –shrugs- who cares. It was also a very predictable and loud one.
Hiro and the silent dude next to him, now known as Brooklyn, were near to making out on the table, so were Kenny and Bryan, and Drigger finally succumbed to Wolborg and Dranzer, not being able to pry their hands off him (not that he was complaining hahaha), Fally and Maxie thought that it would by okay to try to go out (seeing as Tala is still finger-traumatised, see chapter 11), and Tala and and Lee just sat next to each other for the hell of it.
But that was during Dinner. Now everyone was in front of the 23x27 foot large TV screen in the living room. Well… most of them. Drigger was with his followers upstairs, somewhere… -AHEM-ing; if the TV weren’t on maximum volume the walls would be shaking for the moans instead. Yes you may have disturbing images. We’re NOT talking about Tyson here. Speaking of which, his ass was glued (nearly; that really would be GROSS) in such a way that his nose would remain 12 ½ inches from the screening, leaning backwards. Just like Doris and Voltaire, but at least they had the dust-particled-brains to understand that 12 ½ from the TV screen is NOT healthy. Not at all. Kenny and Bryan were on a love seat. Max was curdled (cuddled) up in his Blankie nest to Tala, who was fidgeting for some unknown reason (my ass; see chap. 13), not wantig to fall ‘lips first’ ever again. Little did he know that the freaky cruel authoress had plans for the bastard… heheheheheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee… (Evil cackle)
Kai and Rei and Hiro and silent dude were occupying the four-personed couch faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaar behind (far enough not to ruin the eyes… so very far.), and were happy about it. We shall now name silent dude Brooklyn, for the obvious reason that it would be rude to remain with the nameless… name… Brooklyn was a very Zen person, meditating and becoming one with nature taking up most of his time (though he seemed to enjoy much more ‘becoming one’ with Hiro…), and playing a lot with Rei, NOT to mention taking care of his… gender-and-fluids-exchanging-towards-innocence, no longer rendering him THAT innocent (NO not TAKING CARE by putting his &(#&$ up his &($&!).
No longer very INNOCENT innocent, Rei cannot wait for his majority year to arrive, much to Drigger's disappointment. All this went very fast ne? but hey, I also wanna get to the yummy part! And I have a better right to be impatient as I AM THE writer! CX Aaaaaaaaaaaaargh the strain of a perverted authoress…
(AHEM) Back to the story once more: Hiro and Brooklyn were cuddled in their part of the four-seated couch, looking so cute and hot at the same time (if that possibly may work), and the other two occtopied (octopus occupy! Hahahahaha) the other end, and were drowining in their own world of ‘Oh-my-God-those-are-pretty-lips-I-wanna-kiss’ and therefore leaning into each other… the moment seemed SO perfect…
“OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO”
“Oh no…”
“WHO LIVES IN THE PINAPPLE UNDER THE SEEEEEEE!”
“Not…”
“SPONGEBOB SQUARE PANTS!”
The perfect moment was ruined but that yellow-pseudo-shower-utensil… Kai wanted to cry his eyes out, but settled for leaning his forehead on Rei’s shoulder in a depressive manner, Rei patting him pitifully on the back.
“Poor Kai-kun… ” and rubbed his own ears in the process of stopping the ringing the horrifying tuneless noise made (aka Spongebob song). Kai, seeing that he wasn’t the only one allergic to the horrific racket, looked at Rei with a new found love (that he always had but was too sex-deprived to understand) and kissed his forehead, hugging Rei closely and gsinging softly into his ears to ease the suffering, completely ignoring that the other couch-occupants were also having problems coping with the blaring emanating from the visual telekinetic communicator (uh... TV?). Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa young love… so sweet, so selfish… (swoon)
… okay, embarrassingly I am running out of ideas, and saying this right here is humiliating, but honest, so forgive anything that may sound futile and ridiculous. I have a plan for the next few chapters, and like I said, THE NEXT FEW CHAPTERS, so I can’t write them here. Too soon, so sorry…
You might all be wondering where Lee is. He’s in the library reading books, one particular one called… “Karma Sutra: The Extended Version for Unsatisfied Het-turned-Homos” and enjoying it deeply.
…
Let us let him enjoy it on his own okay? Okay! So!
Back to the giant TV room where the rest of the middle-of-no-where-luxury-palace-inhabitants; Spongebob Squarepants, Patrick Star and Squidward’s Reign of Terror ended 15 minutes later, torturing Squidward and the four in the all-the-way-back-four-seat-couch-occupants for that very length of time, and thankfully ending at that length of time.
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaand unfortunately recommencing Tyson’s act of utterly, purely, disturbingly deep infatuation towards Kai. Again.
“Kai KUN! You promised we will marry and you will fuck me hard up my ass and enjoy it and expressing it by saying ‘I love you!’ and—”
“YOU CONRNERED ME IN THE SNAKE-BASEMENT AND THREATENEED TO KILL ME WITH A BAZOOKA WHEN WE WERE FOUR!”
-and everybody (present in body AND spirit, surprisingly including Doris and Voltaire) shut their yaps to witness what would happen afterwards. They all turned their heads between a grinning (disgustingly I might add) Tyson, a wide-mouthed and embarrassed Kai, and a speechlessly shocked Rei.
Kai just said that he actually agreed to the forced proposal, keywords being ‘agreed’ and ‘proposal’, NOT ‘forced’.
“Kai-kun, did you really say that? Did you really say yes?”
Looking into those sweet eyes, Kai couldn’t lie. He nodded.
BIG mistake. Rei stood up and ran away. Those who believe that truth hurts are absolutely right; Kai got a hard kick in the (&#$) when Rei stood up. Yup, truth dies hurt...
“NO! Rei, it wasn’t like that!” Kai shouted, and ran after him… well, as much as his limp allowed him to in all his pain.
“KAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIiiiii… You are SO doomed…” only to be paralyzed by an evil aura. Or should I say more than one…?
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So, there ya go. It's Tyson. I don't HATE Tyson, I just HATE the TyKaTy pairing. It should be exterminated. Just like the ReiMariah (that isn't bro-sis) pairing. And the SasukeSakura (Naruto) pairing. Ew. Ewie Ew Ew.
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Chapter XIII: The Intruder.
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Kai cringed at the abominable voice. How dare that thing return? Grrr he HATED IT! Couldn’t he have one moment peace WITHOUT that horrifying thing! He unconsciously (and deliberately) slipped closer to Rei, who squishggled closer to Kai, liking the warmth emanating from the other’s body. As difficult as it was with a gown (yes, Rei was wearing an XVIIIth century gown), he still leaned into Kai. Although he didn’t seem to have a choice; Kai practically squashed him as soon as he heard the pain inducing voice.
“KAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAI-KUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN! WHERE WERE YOU ALL THAT TIME! WHY DIDN’T YOU CALL! WHY ON EARTH ARE YOU TOLERATING THAT THING’S PROXIMITY! YOU LITTLE—”
“Tyson, if you would be so kind as to shut the hell up, please do.” Another voice joined.
“HIRO! Oh my God THATNK YOU! Now please throw him out of the window.”
“Sure thing Kai.”
So it had been said, so it had been done. Tyson, male- and Kai-version of Mariah the Terrible, was bundled up and thrown out of the 2 340 000 $ worth crystal 9 foot XIVth century-style window by Hiro, short for Hiroshi, his older brother (and most certainly not brain damaged). Kai felt so hapi…
So Hiro and the silent dude behind him that didn’t have the occasion to come out yet sat at the table, eating merrily, and teasing Rei oh-so-much. Hey, he was cute, red, in a dress, on Kai’s lap, having his rear end fumbled like a party cake on a 2year old’s party! Don’t tell me you haven’t seen a two year old and his slice of mushy cake? Very deeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep and searchiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiing and thoroooooooooooooooooooouuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuugh… CX The embarrassing conversation went like this:
“Ooooo Rei you look nice in that dress.”
“Yeah, exposes your shoulders veeeeeeeeeeeeery nicely!”
“Uh-huh, and with Kai’s lovely smile, you must have a very nice toosh, so very nice one if he can feel you up through all the layers of cloth… unless he convinced you to wear a G-string…”
“HEY! How do you know that about the G-string!”
“Kai, you are so predictable…”
“-blush- Stop it! It’s not that comfie… and I am sure that Kai-kun didn’t mean for me to wear it, he probably made a mistake!”
Now that, dear people, that is just wrong. Kai most certainly did NOT not do that on purpose. No. Nu uh. Never. The whole table just sweat-dropped, and couldn’t tell Rei the Truth of All Truths. He was simply too cute... Kai hugged his kitty a little tighter, happy that he went as far as to claim his non-existent innocence, and sighed happily...
And then this freak decided to come in again and ruin the ‘awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww’ mood that settled in thanks to Rei. Like this:
(Door slam open) “KAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAI-KUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN! HERE COMES THE BRIIIIIDE! AAAAAL”
“Blobby and wide, see how he wriggles from side to side…”
At Tala’s comment, everyone including invisible-pea-enemy Boris and duplo-Fork-lover Voltaire laughed. As in, very very hard. Drigger, not trusting Kai, sent in cat-language the translation of the song to Rei, who, finally getting, giggled with the rest. While giggling, he shook on Kai’s lap, which rubbed against his crotch. Well, Kai must be feeling very comfortable down there, huh?
Dinner was another uneventful one. I think this is the third uneventful dinner I am describing? Oh well –shrugs- who cares. It was also a very predictable and loud one.
Hiro and the silent dude next to him, now known as Brooklyn, were near to making out on the table, so were Kenny and Bryan, and Drigger finally succumbed to Wolborg and Dranzer, not being able to pry their hands off him (not that he was complaining hahaha), Fally and Maxie thought that it would by okay to try to go out (seeing as Tala is still finger-traumatised, see chapter 11), and Tala and and Lee just sat next to each other for the hell of it.
But that was during Dinner. Now everyone was in front of the 23x27 foot large TV screen in the living room. Well… most of them. Drigger was with his followers upstairs, somewhere… -AHEM-ing; if the TV weren’t on maximum volume the walls would be shaking for the moans instead. Yes you may have disturbing images. We’re NOT talking about Tyson here. Speaking of which, his ass was glued (nearly; that really would be GROSS) in such a way that his nose would remain 12 ½ inches from the screening, leaning backwards. Just like Doris and Voltaire, but at least they had the dust-particled-brains to understand that 12 ½ from the TV screen is NOT healthy. Not at all. Kenny and Bryan were on a love seat. Max was curdled (cuddled) up in his Blankie nest to Tala, who was fidgeting for some unknown reason (my ass; see chap. 13), not wantig to fall ‘lips first’ ever again. Little did he know that the freaky cruel authoress had plans for the bastard… heheheheheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee… (Evil cackle)
Kai and Rei and Hiro and silent dude were occupying the four-personed couch faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaar behind (far enough not to ruin the eyes… so very far.), and were happy about it. We shall now name silent dude Brooklyn, for the obvious reason that it would be rude to remain with the nameless… name… Brooklyn was a very Zen person, meditating and becoming one with nature taking up most of his time (though he seemed to enjoy much more ‘becoming one’ with Hiro…), and playing a lot with Rei, NOT to mention taking care of his… gender-and-fluids-exchanging-towards-innocence, no longer rendering him THAT innocent (NO not TAKING CARE by putting his &(#&$ up his &($&!).
No longer very INNOCENT innocent, Rei cannot wait for his majority year to arrive, much to Drigger's disappointment. All this went very fast ne? but hey, I also wanna get to the yummy part! And I have a better right to be impatient as I AM THE writer! CX Aaaaaaaaaaaaargh the strain of a perverted authoress…
(AHEM) Back to the story once more: Hiro and Brooklyn were cuddled in their part of the four-seated couch, looking so cute and hot at the same time (if that possibly may work), and the other two occtopied (octopus occupy! Hahahahaha) the other end, and were drowining in their own world of ‘Oh-my-God-those-are-pretty-lips-I-wanna-kiss’ and therefore leaning into each other… the moment seemed SO perfect…
“OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO”
“Oh no…”
“WHO LIVES IN THE PINAPPLE UNDER THE SEEEEEEE!”
“Not…”
“SPONGEBOB SQUARE PANTS!”
The perfect moment was ruined but that yellow-pseudo-shower-utensil… Kai wanted to cry his eyes out, but settled for leaning his forehead on Rei’s shoulder in a depressive manner, Rei patting him pitifully on the back.
“Poor Kai-kun… ” and rubbed his own ears in the process of stopping the ringing the horrifying tuneless noise made (aka Spongebob song). Kai, seeing that he wasn’t the only one allergic to the horrific racket, looked at Rei with a new found love (that he always had but was too sex-deprived to understand) and kissed his forehead, hugging Rei closely and gsinging softly into his ears to ease the suffering, completely ignoring that the other couch-occupants were also having problems coping with the blaring emanating from the visual telekinetic communicator (uh... TV?). Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa young love… so sweet, so selfish… (swoon)
… okay, embarrassingly I am running out of ideas, and saying this right here is humiliating, but honest, so forgive anything that may sound futile and ridiculous. I have a plan for the next few chapters, and like I said, THE NEXT FEW CHAPTERS, so I can’t write them here. Too soon, so sorry…
You might all be wondering where Lee is. He’s in the library reading books, one particular one called… “Karma Sutra: The Extended Version for Unsatisfied Het-turned-Homos” and enjoying it deeply.
…
Let us let him enjoy it on his own okay? Okay! So!
Back to the giant TV room where the rest of the middle-of-no-where-luxury-palace-inhabitants; Spongebob Squarepants, Patrick Star and Squidward’s Reign of Terror ended 15 minutes later, torturing Squidward and the four in the all-the-way-back-four-seat-couch-occupants for that very length of time, and thankfully ending at that length of time.
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaand unfortunately recommencing Tyson’s act of utterly, purely, disturbingly deep infatuation towards Kai. Again.
“Kai KUN! You promised we will marry and you will fuck me hard up my ass and enjoy it and expressing it by saying ‘I love you!’ and—”
“YOU CONRNERED ME IN THE SNAKE-BASEMENT AND THREATENEED TO KILL ME WITH A BAZOOKA WHEN WE WERE FOUR!”
-and everybody (present in body AND spirit, surprisingly including Doris and Voltaire) shut their yaps to witness what would happen afterwards. They all turned their heads between a grinning (disgustingly I might add) Tyson, a wide-mouthed and embarrassed Kai, and a speechlessly shocked Rei.
Kai just said that he actually agreed to the forced proposal, keywords being ‘agreed’ and ‘proposal’, NOT ‘forced’.
“Kai-kun, did you really say that? Did you really say yes?”
Looking into those sweet eyes, Kai couldn’t lie. He nodded.
BIG mistake. Rei stood up and ran away. Those who believe that truth hurts are absolutely right; Kai got a hard kick in the (&#$) when Rei stood up. Yup, truth dies hurt...
“NO! Rei, it wasn’t like that!” Kai shouted, and ran after him… well, as much as his limp allowed him to in all his pain.
“KAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIiiiii… You are SO doomed…” only to be paralyzed by an evil aura. Or should I say more than one…?
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So, there ya go. It's Tyson. I don't HATE Tyson, I just HATE the TyKaTy pairing. It should be exterminated. Just like the ReiMariah (that isn't bro-sis) pairing. And the SasukeSakura (Naruto) pairing. Ew. Ewie Ew Ew.