The Prince Bride

Disclaimer: Neither DBZVelena or ShenLong own in any way, shape, form or matter any rights to the Movie/Book "The Princess Bride" All rights remain with Act III Communications and William Goldman, the appropriate copyright owners. This story is purely for entertainment purposes, no money is being made here. This fic, "The Prince Bride" is based on this movie/book but with several twists and Yaoi content. This fic also contains many direct quotes and scenes from the movie/book.

Rating: Since both stories are rated PG.-13 and this fic is based on them. Most of the fic will be PG.-13. However be careful to check individual chapters to be sure. (ShenLong might add a lemon, you never know...)

Warnings: Violence, romance, lime, fluff, cheesy-ness, and lots more.

Pairings: Lots! *snicker*

Authors note: DBZVelena: Parents back, and so are all the things that I'm supposed to do. On top of it, I might have a new job soon... Oi, I better work fast then.
ShenLong: Husband & kids still around so are all the things I have to do, including the job. Wish I had more time for the things I actually *want* to do.

A Yaoi story based on the Movie/book The Princess Bride and Gundam Wing. This story is brought to you by the combined efforts of DBZVelena and ShenLong.


"The Prince Bride."

Chapter 13 "Surrender!"

The trees began to thin and the light pierced through. Relief washed over both faces as they exited the oppressive fire swamp and stepped into a normal forest.

Heero looked at Duo and smiled warmly. "We did it, we survived the fire swamp."

Duo gazed at his love and reached to cup his cheek. "I told you we would." he said softly.

Their eyes met and their lips began to gravitate towards each other, just as they were about to meet...

The sound of hooves reached their ears as did a familiar screech.

"HEEEEEERRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOO !!!"

Duo cringed.

Heero shook. "Shit!" he muttered Trust her to interrupt what was promising to be an interesting kiss, not to mention what else could have transpired.

"Come out you rotten banshee and I'll cut you into pieces." Duo muttered.

Through the trees Treize, Relena and some of the Maguanac corp. with a certain blonde still tied up appeared on their horses, sliding to a stop in front of Heero and Duo. Duo smirked as he noticed the slight grimace of pain the Princess wore as her horse bounced as it stopped.

Sitting high upon her horse Princess Relena was not at all happy. Her behind felt as if it was chafed and bruised, not to mention her skin condition. It would take at least a month to get the moisturizer to do its job and soften up the skin again. Still, she had found her Heero so that kind of made up for it a little. The thought of getting Heero to rub the moisturizing cream into her skin and sore bottom cheered her up even more.

Relena stared at the pair and opened her mouth. "Surrender you.. you evil Heero
snatcher you." she screeched.

Duo looked up at her and smirked. "What? You wish to surrender to me? Very well then, I accept."

Relena snorted. She was evidently not amused. "Surrender to me you Heero thief or I'll have you chopped into small bits."

Duo snickered, an evil smile graced his lips as he tormented the Princess even more. "Tisk, tisk. Is that any way for a Princess to behave? As for surrendering... Not a chance in hell!"

While Duo and the Princess continued to exchange insults and argue over who should surrender and who loved Heero more, Heero noticed the
Maguanac's stepping out from various strategic bushes to surround them with a variety of weaponry. There was no way they could get past this lot and so Heero thought quickly. As far as he could tell there was only one way out of this mess and so he spoke up.

"Will you promise not to hurt him?"

*Silence*

Relena, Treize, Duo, the Maguanac's and one tied up blonde all turned to stare at Heero. They all spoke as one...

"What?!"

....Well all except the blonde as he was sort of gagged at the time so his word came out more like a "Humph"

Heero put his hands on his hips and glared at the gathered group. Were they all deaf or something? "I said, If we surrender and I return with you will you promise not to hurt this man?"

"You didn't say that."

Heero turned and stared at Treize. "I beg your pardon?"

Treize, who was a stickler for precision spoke up. "You didn't say all that, you simply said, Will you promise not to hurt him?"

"Oh for heavens sake, what's the difference!" Heero snapped.

"Actually several words difference, not to mention a couple of commas and...."

"Treize! That will be enough thank you." Relena was really pissed off by now and she didn't need Treize arguing over something so trivial and delaying her reunion with her beloved Heero any longer.

Treize shut up and Relena looked from Heero to Duo and back again. "All right. I give you my word as a lady that I will not hurt him." // I may not hurt him but that's not to say that my soldiers can't have a little fun. Anyone that stands between me and my Heero will die.// Relena thought happily to herself.

Duo was a little skeptical.

Heero meanwhile, hoping to play upon Relena's good mood, forged ahead. "He is a sailor on the ship
DeathScythe. Promise me you will return him to his ship." He stared at Relena and waited.

Relena gave an eerie smile. "I am sure my Lord Treize will be willing to handle that request, wont you Treize?" She turned and looked at Treize.

Treize shifted a little uncomfortably in his saddle, he was still very sore and bruised from his earlier mishap and wanted nothing more than to sit and soak in a warm tub of water. Knowing that was still going to be a long way off he sighed. "Yes of course your highness. I will arrange for everything."

Duo was a little puzzled by Heero's reaction and words. Did Heero want to go back to Relena? or was this just a trick? And if it was a trick, where the hell was the loophole? Duo stared back at Relena and Treize and the words that had been exchanged. He wasn't a fool, he knew they were up to something. They hadn't promised anything at all. Heero was apparently still very naive but then again Heero hadn't spent five years on a pirate ship either.

Heero turned to face Duo and placed a hand upon Duo's cheek. "I thought you were dead and it almost destroyed me. I cannot bear it if you were to die again, not when I have the power to save you."

Duo smiled sadly at his true love. How he longed to hold Heero right now, to hug him close, kiss him senseless, feel that answering hardness against his groin, take the man and show him pleasures beyond his wildest dreams.... But then again Relena might have a little something to say about that.

Relena watched the tender exchange with disgust, her fists clenching to hold her anger as she watched Heero caress that... that... that pirates cheek. She leaned over to Treize and whispered softly. "Once we are out of sight throw him in the Pit of Despair."

Treize turned to reply and banged noses with the Princess. "Ow shit!"

"Be careful or you'll find yourself joining him." Relena growled as she rubbed her sore nose.

Treize tried not to glare. "I swear it will be done." he said in a rather nasal tone.

Heero reluctantly climbed up onto Relena's horse that didn't seem all that happy to have the extra weight and was whisked away.

Duo's eyes followed his beloved until they were out of his range of vision. Then he turned to face Treize.

Treize licked his lips and smirked. "Come on sir, I guess we should get you back to your ship."

With an eye still on the Maguanac's that surrounded him Duo stepped closer to Treize. With a smirk Duo looked at Treize, really looked at him. "We are both men of action, lies do not become us."

Treize sneered back. "Well spoken sir." Treize nodded to one of the Maguanac's
who approached Duo and disarmed him before tying him up.

While he was being restrained Duo couldn't help but notice the unusual shape of Treize's eyebrows. He stared.

Treize noticed the smirk. "What? Have I got food on my face or something?" He hastily scrubbed at his face.

Duo's smirk widened. "You have forked eyebrows. Somebody is looking for you."

Treize's smile vanished. He quickly drew his sword and with the handle and some undue force he knocked Duo out.

Quatre the Arabian had been observing the little exchange from his current position still slung across the front of a saddle. "Damn!" he thought. "All this time I have been manipulated and now I'm captured. Why, when I manage to get out... shit! as if Trowa or Wufei would bother to come after me, after all they have each other and I lost Wufei's chains which means he's gonna be royally pissed and not to mention the fact that I'm not going to get my money either...." The blonde continued to chase his silent thoughts and then the horse shifted causing his nether regions to rub against the leather of the saddle. He barely managed to hold the moan as he tried to wriggle his hips and gain more of that friction. "Just what the hell was that stuff the pirate put in my wine?... I really must find out, I could do with a stash of that."

The horse moved again and once more they were off.

~ oOo ~

tbc..........