House of Vegeta Chronicles

HOUSE OF VEGETA CHRONICLES 13


An irritated family of saiyans blasted their way clear of confining
rubble. FIve females of various ages stepped into the clear,
breathing jungle air deeply. The matriarch, Furdd, growled in anger.
Her thick body bore the evidence of the previous night's battle.

"Foolish girls!" she snarled, glaring at her brood. The disheveled
and bruised group stumbled from a huge cave entrance, buff naked from
moon night.

"Don't yell at us, gedarse (grandmother)! It wasn't our fault." one
shouted back. She was very young, with wide features.

"Hn! You should talk, Odekk. I thought your mother had shown you the
proper way to greet elites!"

A curvy saiyan sniffed, shaking sandy brown spikes in
agitation. "What elites would truck with us, mother? Don't yell at my
child!"

"Take advantage of any opportunity, Gedda. Your sister had the right
idea!"

"True, mother." still another female tossed her hair. "Did you see
that handsome one? I had his eye..."

The other woman mocked. "Ai, sister. Until that slakka showed up from
nowhere!"

"Bah. He would have gone with me, regardless. Did you notice the reek
from her, Utanni? Clearly river or lake trash!!"

"Hn, disgusting. That youngling had such a nice mane. I'd have
enjoyed breaking him in!"

The elder laughed wildly, her short spikes rakish. "Hot for cubs now,
Utanni?!"

She stalked past her mother, tail bristling. "Don't be stupid. He
seemed old enough!"

"I doubt he was past first majority, if even that."

"Well I had fun, too!!" the youngest piped up, snarling. A beige
brown tail lashed wildly.

The other teen laughed at her cousin. "Odekk's got a boyfriend,
Odekk's got a boyfriend!"

"You ain't gonna laugh with no teeth!" Odekk moved to punch her
cousin. "Take it back, Maiza!!"

"You and what shit ass army is gonna beat me?"

A ki blast stopped the argument. "Enough! Assholes." Gedda stood
tall, her hand still smoking.

Odekk sniffed. "She's just mad because I met a stinky boy."

"Am not!"

"Are too!!"

Utanni intervened this time, cracking their skulls together. The
young saiyans howled, clutching their heads and wailing in pain.

"Silly children."

"Well, he smelled me first!" Odekk insisted.

"Bullshit. He looked at me before he even saw you." Maiza shot back.

Furdd laughed at her granddaughters. "That silly cub must have been
on first run. Imagine, poking his nose in everything without asking!
How rude."

Gedda sipped water from a stream. "Hn, I liked his father's tail..."

Utanni joined her. "Ai, they stank perfectly. Maybe we'll meet again
under moon and finish our little party."

"You wish, sister. Clearly they were high bred, though...do you
suppose they're courtisans, or of the parliament?"

"They definitely have the bones for it. Maybe even one of the royal
families, hn?"

Maiza bounded to her mother. "Maybe I can hook up with a smelly
prince, mother! The long maned one was ripe, eh?"

Utanni cuffed her daughter on the head. "Don't even think it. You
nearly got pregnant last cycle. I warned you about sneaking out
against ordinance!"

"There was no cub! I never even thought-"

"Get a chibi from a royal, you little fool.That's status!"

Odekk bounced around, laughing. "Ah, Maiza's too stupid to realize
that."

"You're asking for it, Odekk!"

She ignored her cousin, curling next to Furdd. "It's a shame our
party got interrupted by that slakka, grandmother. I really liked
that boy. Even his feet smelled good! I never got a chance to taste
them."

Furdd sighed, thinking back to distant memory. _Was I ever this
stupid?_

****

Bardock and Celipe slept lightly in the cave, tails wrapped. A slight
motion awakened them.

"Hn?" Bleary.

"Oh, I'm sorry. I busted in?"

Bardock opened his eyes slowly, a reddish tinge still evident. "What
do you want, cub?" he snarled. "Can't you see we're busy?!" he
clutched Celipe.

"Stop it, Bardock." Celipe growled, sitting up. "What is it, chibi?"

"Father's going to bite me."

Celipe briefly glared down at her growling husband. "No he won't. Now
come here!"

Kakarot bounded over, plopping next to them. He sniffed. "Oops, doing
wild stuff again. Sorry."

Bardock abruptly reached out and pinched his nose shut. "Now use it,
fool."

The boy wiggled his head uselessly. "Ahb wuderb eb weeb ahn doo des
uhbin."

Celipe laughed until her sides were sore. "Take pity on the boy,
Bardock."

"Hn!" he released his son. "Where's your brother?"

Kakarot rubbed his sore nose. "Outside. He's having a hard time
waking up."

"What?!"

"I cleaned the wound on his head, but-"

His parents were already racing out of the cave.

****

Raditz lay at an odd angle, his mouth open in seeming sleep. Bardock
and Celipe dropped to his side in tall grass.

"Krukka...I hit the boy too hard last night." dark eyes clouded with
worry.

Celipe shook her son. "Raditz!! Can you hear us?"

"It's my fault-"

"Bardock, I don't like this. He's too pale, and his skin is damp."

"What's wrong with him?!" Kakarot screeched, agitated.

Celipe cradled Raditz into her lap, massaging and applying pressure
to his shoulders and throat. "Kakarot, look in our provisions and get
a _stippic_ pack."

Nodding silently, the boy bolted. Bardock gently brushed thick hair
away from his son's face.

"Come on, boy. Snap out of it!!" he implored.

"Nn-nah....nughkk." Weak eyes opened slowly.

"Can you hear me?"

"Ai, father" the voice was too low. "Head hurts."

Kakarot nearly tumbled over them with the stippic pack. He also had
water soaked rags.

"Good idea." Celipe applied cloths to heated skin. She pressed a
stippic pill against tight lips. "Swallow!"

Raditz managed to get the pill down. Everyone waited anxiously for a
few moments. A small smile reassured them.

"F...eel...a little...better."

Celipe nodded. "Can you stand?"

"N...ot yet. Feel sick, dizzy."

"I'll get his clothes, Celipe." Bardock went into the cave.

****

Kakarot watched closely as his brother regained consciousness.
Raditz purred contentedly, his face squashed against Celipe's full
breasts. His tail did lazy sweeps on the ground.

"I think he feels good, mosi." Kakarot observed.

"Quiet, boy. Don't start trouble."

Bardock returned with their gear. Black eyes glinted as he paused at
the scene.

"Everyone, get dressed." he tossed clothing about, staring at
Raditz. "Now!"

Raditz stayed pressed against his mother. "I still feel weak, father.
My bones are cold."

Kakarot giggled, making a gesture indicating Celipe's chest. She
punched him in the head with her free hand.

"Mosi, that hurt!"

"Good. Now get dressed like your father said."

Bardock still glowered at Raditz, conflicting instincts giving him
pause. "That goes for you too, Raditzsu."

The maned saiyan grinned slyly. "I'm too weak, I tell you. Perhaps
mother should dress me."

Celipe spluttered in shock. Bardock took one step, right on his son's
chest. A smirk.

"Wear my boot until your strength returns!"

The young saiyan squirmed underneath his foot. "It's your fault,
father. You hit me!"

"That's why I'm being gentle. Now get up!"

Kakarot laughed at his brother. "Ah ha...you wanted mother's tits!"

Raditz growled, staggering to his feet. "Shut up, punk."

****

The family walked at measured pace through the woods. The sun cleared
the horizon, casting sharp light and shadow everywhere. Radtiz leaned
heavily against Bardock, his head still in pain.

"Can you fly yet, boy?"

Raditz shook his head slowly. "No, father...feel kind of sick to my
stomach."

Celipe watched him worriedly. "We need to take him to a facility,
Bardock. I think he has a severe concussion."

Bardock stroked thick spikes gently. "Krukka, I really hit you hard,
cub."

"Because he tried to hump mother and feel her tits." Kakarot
stated, carrying the gear.

"Be quiet, Kakarot, or you'll get a concussion too. I don't feel like
carrying both of you home!"

The young saiyan turned to his mother. "Mosi, are you angry with
Raditz?"

"Of course not. Anything happens under run, Kakarot. You'll
understand later."

"Raditz told me about that. But I felt so good yesterday. Can we go
oozaru every night?"

Even Raditz laughed at that, despite his nausea. "Crazy. There's no
full moon every night!"

"I know, but we can use the simulators, right? At least we can go out
on a half moon, sometimes."

Bardock strained not to laugh. "You're a loon, Kakarot."

"But I loved feeling good like that."

"Who doesn't?"

"Let's be wild again! We'll do what we want, and fight all night.
With any luck I'll see that stinky girl again!"

Celipe chuckled. "Krukka, what a child!"

The boy stared as his family exploded into laughter. He shrugged.

"I must have said something funny."

THE END