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Group Therapy

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Sequel to Mental Therapy

Which
was the sequel to Hormone Therapy & Cross-eyed.

WARNINGS AND DISCLAIMERS:

A.      
I do not own DBZ. If I owned
it, the twins would be in the show and everyone would be running and screaming
in fear of Goten’s insatiable need for chaos and sex. (However, I do own: Vegeta’s uterus, the twins, Trunks’ uterus
(when he gets onnd Gnd Gina.)

B.      
If you did not read Hormone Therapy or Mental Therapy than you will be
as clueless as newborn. You should go read
Cross-eyed, but you don’t have to.

C.      
There will be SEX. Between two
males and between man & woman.
There will be CRUDE LANGUAGE.
(Goten’s T-shirts will be mentioned.)

D.     
And this is AU. And it’s all
about humor.

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Goten
put his hand over his mouth. Vegeta—the
mother—held the tiny infant and smirked, had his youngest son on his
shoulder—who was also grinning. Presta
was laughing. And Trunks, well, Trunks
thought it would be best just to offer to take the baby before Goku decided
that he had just about enough of this ‘lets everyone grin and laugh at the
father because he was just informed that his mate decided to take care of a
baby and you couldn’t fuck your mate while he was holding a newborn.’

“Uh…”
was all he managed to get out before the baby was taken from Vegeta and handed
to him.

Goku
grinned and smacked him on the back.
“THANKS TRUNKS! I knew you were
a good guy!” Then he picked Bardock up,
ruffled his hair briefly and dropped him on his other son. “Bye now!”
Grabbed Vegeta before the Prince even so much as got his mouth open to
protest, and was gone.

Bardock
jumped off Goten and ran over to hide behind Trunks.

Presta
rolled her eyes. “AM I NEVER GOING TO
GET TO TAKE THESE DAMN EARRINGS OFF?!”
She put both her hands on her little hips. “I swear to the GODS that if I don’t get to fight something soon
I’m going to…” She mumbled off into a
different language.

Apparently
came up with something that made Goten’s eyebrows raise. He chuckled. Then he made a strange face.
“Oh, that fucking gross.” He
shivered for a moment. “Stupid ass
bond.”

“What
are you talking about?” Trunks asked.
Shifted the baby in his arms so Masuyo was more comfortable, and felt
Bardock climbing up his back, helped him get up by using his tail.

“Ugh. I’m getting surplus Vegeta-lust. And we’re stuck with the chibi’s!” Goten pouted for a few seconds. “Oh well.”
He grabbed Presta and hauled her up.
“Want to fight now, Pinkie?”

“I
wanted to fight YESTERDAY!” She looked
greatly displeased that she was now being held by her father. But held still as he held her with one hand
and used his other to remove her earrings.
As the first one came off, her hair bleached out to near white, and when
the second was removed she exploded in power, put a dent in the planet and made
everything shudder around her.

“Oh
shit,” Goten said. Looked at his own
hand—found that he too had gone Super Saiyan.
“I hope Mom and Gina are okay.”

Trunks
was going to ask, but decided it was best not to. Goten would undoubtedly explain it anyway. Bardock, however, perked up on his shoulder
and said: “Why?”

“Because
dominant mates go Super Saiyan when they feel any sort of threat.” He didn’t elaborate, but it didn’t take a
genius to figure out what Goku and his son were doing at the moment. “So, anyway, lets get this fight
started. I want to kick your butt so
you’ll sleep.” He dropped his daughter
to the ground, and she was just staring at her own hands, flexing her fingers
and utterly amazedthisthis new development.

“Will
she ever power down?” Trunks asked.

“With
the earrings. There is no powering down
for her. This is her base power
level.”

~~~***

He
knew that those six months he spent learning the IT technique from his spastic
father was going to pay off one day. He
knew this. And as he flicked in and out
of existence, effortlessly catching up with Gina as she tried to get away from
him, he fully appreciated it for the first time.

Caught
her as she tried to get away from him again, stood behind her and held her arms
immobile pressed against her chest.
Felt her lungs heaving, and thought, as she twisted in his grasp, that
as soon as she got trained she was going to be a strong opponent.

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Lil’Geta:
Ah. *sits back and looks
immensely pleased with all things. *

Gina: Oh, no
you don’t buddy! *climbs on top of him
and takes advantage of his hereditary lust disorder whereby he can become
aroused on a seconds notice *

Goten: *sigh
* And my mate has kids hanging all over
him.

Gk: Lets do
that again!

Vegeta:
Hn.

Gk That’s
the same as yes!

Once more; If I missed responding to your review,
beat the crap out of me and I’ll respond to you.

Jaygoose:

I
used to write everything out of order, and even then, I did that because there
was a line or scene that inspired me. *Guess
what line inspired this one* But eventually I made myself write it all in order
because I just skipped around because I didn’t want to write the ‘missing’
scenes and I was just lazy.

*gives
Jaygoose a look * Aren’t we getting a tad snippety? Look at you demanding lemons and PB all over the place. (I don’t mind; I completely agree with
you. Banging must happen soon…oh, look,
it already did!)