House of Vegeta Chronicles

A/U

HOUSE OF VEGETA CHRONICLES 15

Kakarot sat on the edge of a huge bed in the royal chambers, getting
dressed. In vain he attempted to comb an unruly mass of bluish black
hair. Tezar squashed against his back, chirping. The chibi was
wrapped in his father's tail securely, resembling a furry beehive.

"I think we can pull this off, Vegeta."

The Ouji grinned, bringing Nuru with him. He was resplendant in
silver and purple silk with white gloves and cape.

"Perhaps. Although father thinks we've gone insane, inviting second
class to a private dinner."

Tezar squalled, trying to free himself. Kakarot coiled his tail about
even tighter as Vegeta joined them on the bed.

"Can't say I blame him. Our excuse was pretty poor!"

Vegeta plopped Nuru on the bed. "Even so. I think our suspicions will
prove interesting regarding Xenna, though."

Kakarot adjusted his red sash over snug blue pants under boots. His
mate eyed him appreciatively, eyes flashing.

"You look tasty, Kakarot. I might need a bite before we go."

Kakarot growled, grinning. "Pervert. By the way, Nuru and Tezar have
nearly outgrown their panto suits."

Vegeta nodded, pulling Tezar free of Kakarot's tail. "Ai, Glerunn
says they'll put on another five pounds by next month. Still, green
velvet suits them. I may have larger ones made in the same fabric."

Kakarot adjusted silver arm bands. "So how do we start off the
conversation? Humoz and his parents are bound to be suspicious, not
to mention Raditz."

"We need the truth, Kakarot. Humoz holds the key, regardless of how
Raditzsu feels. He'll thank us later."

Kakarot plucked up Nuru, kissing the round little face. "I hope
you're right."

****

Raditz glided into the chamber with Xenna in tow minutes later. The
chibi wore bright gold fabric with a matching ribbon wound through
her hair. As usual, her ponytail flared up top in a huge spray.

Vegeta and Kakarot eyed Raditz slowly, nodding in approval at
gleaming silver armor and black boots.

"You look great, Raditz." Kakarot grinned. "Abesani, Xenna! Pretty
chibi."

Xenna screeched happily at her uncles. Raditz dropped her beside the
other cubs.

"Now what the hell is going on, you two?"

Vegeta shrugged innocently, cuddling Xenna. "Nothing at all. Why
object to a formal family meal?"

Raditz folded his arms, smug. "Right. I'm all dressed up, no
explanation given. Do I look like an idiot? You two are up to
something."

Kakarot nosed his niece's hair. "You're too suspicious, Raditz."

"Then why _eddane?_ (guest family meal?) Is some formal announcement
to be made?"

Vegeta coughed pointedly, pulling booties over little
feet. "Well...we just thought a nice occasion before the war would be
appropriate-"

"Bullshit. I don't know what the game is, but you two are asking for
a busted lip."

Kakarot shrugged. "We can fight later. Stop complaining!"

"Asshole. And quit smelling my daughter!!"

"Hn, ibiske (little flower)."

"Never mind that-"

"What saiyan turns away a good meal?" Vegeta brushed his
tail. "Second class or no, our guests accepted the invitation with
good grace."

Raditz preened in front of a mirror. "I still say there's something
you're not telling me."

****

"Vegeta, what's this about? Really?"

The Ou adjusted his fur cape. "I have no idea, Bardock. But the
strangeness of our children's request intrigued me."

Bardock polished his golden neck collar. "Hn! I sense our loon at the
bottom of this nonsense."

Vegeta Ou was genuinely perplexed as he paced their private
chamber. "Maybe, but Vegeta wanted this dinner-"

"An investigation. I'm not fooled!"

"But on who for what? Nothing is clear here."

Bardock laughed. "Why not? We're only having second class to dinner.
And only Humoz has vague connection with our family."

The Ou shrugged. "This plays like strange theatre. Vegeta made
obscure references to Xenna-"

"Say what?"

"Ai, that a 'mystery' might be solved."

Bardock sighed, rolling his eyes as he stood. "Let's get going. I
never know what our crazy cubs will plan next."

The Ou hooked his arm as they walked out. "Look who's talking."

THE END