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A King With Chaos	By : CardDragonBall Category: Dragon Ball Z > Yaoi - Male/Male Views: 2669 -:- Recommendations : 0 -:- Currently Reading : 0
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Chapter List
- 1-A King With Chaos
- 2-2
- 3-3
- 4-4
- 5-5
- 6-6
- 7-7
- 8-8
- 9-9
- 10-10
- 11-11
- 12-12
- 13-13
- 14-14
- 15-15
- 16-16
- 17-Last Chapter
- 16
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Chapter 17

The words "hey 'Geta hold this" were not synonomous with 'yes I am asking you to do something disgusting deal with it.' Goten had actually managed to slice through Kakarot's stomach and womb without harming any of the surrounding organs, but he didn't have the equipment to keep the edges of the skin open, so Vegeta had the lovely task of holding open the cut in Kakarot's stomach while his brother rooted around in his womb and retrieved the squirming little boy that was wrapped up in his umbilical cord.

"Oh, that's gross," Kakarot said. (It was much easier to deal with what they were doing without having to deal with the queasy statements of the person they were doing it to.) "I think I'm going to be sick."

During the whole of this procedure (that seemed to drag on forever and then eternity) Kakarot was supposed to have been a good boy and kept the sheet between his face and his waist--he obviously felt that their suggestion was a bad idea.

"Okay," Goten had said after the seeming etenity of his hands holding open the flaps of flesh, "Kakarot," he held the little boy (Gatta) in one hand and grabbed a fresh towel with the other, wrapped the boy up in it and handed him to his mother. "Hold onto him." Then he set about sewing Kakarot back together.

The whole thing (including the clean-up and giving Kakarot antibiotics and all sorts of other things through the IV) took almost six hours. Maybe longer, he stopped carrying when he realized that he was covered completely with his non-mother's blood and the kid's birthing fluid, umbilical cord pieces and placenta chunks.

Goten finally declared Kakarot fit to be left in the presence of his mate, and they ran as fast as they possibly could to the nearest available bath. Once scalded back into cleaniness, Goten went to get his daughter, Vegeta went to eat.

Which explained why his face was covered with food when he woke up the day after the day after Gatta and Prince Vegeta's birth. Goten was curled around him and their tails were wrapped up tight in a single cord. Goten was sucking his thumb.

Being a loving big brother he did the only thing that he could think to do and kicked his twin off the bed. Goten landed with a squack, flung out his arms, broke the bedside dresser and put a nice sizeable dent in the royal floor.

"We need to go check on the Mama," Vegeta said. He got out of bed and went in search of a bathroom to clean off his face. Goten hopped to his feet (all chipper like) behind him and bounced after him. A little sleep went a long way with his brother.

"I gave Kakarot the reverse hormone therapy yesterday...or yesteryesterday."

"Why?"

"Because the uterus should break apart now and come out in the post-pregnancy discharge and that way people won't ect ect anything. The entrance will close over when the waste is gone and everyone can poke around Kakarot's ass and never figure out what we did."

"Yay for Kakarot's ass," he mumbled then walked into the bathroom and closed the door in Goten's face.

~~~***

The court was still oooo-ing and awwww-ing over his sons. The medical officers had gone over every precious inch of his heirs until they gave up trying to figure out what he had done to his MALE mate in order to get these little ones. Prince Vegeta and his twin Prince Gatta (namedauseause Kakarot had said between large bites of food that he had always, really, liked the named Gatta) were announced formally as heirs and the whole nation of Saiyans got to rejoice.

He was thrilled.

Kakarot was up and moving around (never mind he had an incision across his waist and was bleeding in places that men just should never have to bleed) as if he was perfectly healthy and normal. The only real problem was that neither of them had any clue what to do with the offspring now that they were here.

The babies smelled, they made noise and they could not be taught anything. Vegeta convinced himself that he was much too busy running a country to take time and learn how to change a diaper. Therefore, two nurses were appointed to be the Twin's caregivers until they were old enough to be of intere (Ye (Yes, he loved his sons, he held them often once they were sleeping or while they were awake and non-stinking.)

"Vegeta," Kakarot said to him (he was standing at his side in front of the court) "What do they mean physical examination?"

"Kakarot you're the first and only man to ever successfully give birth. Of course they want to do an examination." He found this to be perfectly logical.

"Why don't they examine you?"

"I'm the king."

This apparently didn't make sense to his mate because Kakarot just rolled his eyes. "Oh I forgot, your highness." Then he crossed his arms over his chest and glowered solidly at the entire court until even the most stalwart of the men there decided that this talk of 'examining' should wait until the freak of nature was not around to hear.

Vegeta grinned.

~~~***

"Dying..." Presta whined when he opened the door to the Pit o' Stinking Sex. She waesseessed (he was honestly shocked by this) but only just barely, and his brother and Caradoc were sleeping under a pile of blankets on their bed (undressed.) "Food...need...two...days...no...have..."

"Stop being a drama queen," Goten said. (His T-shirt of course proclaiming him as "Mr. Miss--Drama Queen And Professional Tramp.") Then he dropped food (bread and meat rolls) on her head and picked up a nice (heavy) vase from the shelf next to the door. He hefted it a few times and then tossed it at the pile of blankets on the bed.

"You know dad," Presta said in the middle of the third and fifth roll, "There is such a thing as too much sex. I never thought it was possible..." she ate the fifth in a single bite, "You know, living with you guys and the fucking noise you make...but," the sixth one was gone now too, "This is too much."

"HEY!" came the delayed reaction from Gohan. He emerged from the covers and Goten could have died right there. His brother--his older, bookish, I'm-married-to-a-chichi-clone uptight, non-saiyan brother--was covered from the bottom of his jaw to the (Kami alone knows where) with bruises and scratches and bite marks, hickies and questionable substances. When he got up to put on hsi clothes his entire back was consistent of scratches, his ass had handprint-bruises...

"The world is ending," Goten said.

Presta ate the remaining rolls in one fantastically large bite anood ood up next to him, "Now can I take a shower? PLEASE?!"

"Fucking people," Caradoc mumbled from under the mound. "Shut the fuck up. Some people like to sleep."

Gohan ROLLED his EYES! GOHAN! EYES! ROLLED! Goten checked his pulse just to make sure the world had not ended and he was not informed. (He did have a pulse.) "Shut up," Gohan muttered, pulled his clothes on and came over to Goten. He yawned hugely and said: "Food?"

Vegeta, his twin, came behind him and checked his pulse too. "Are you sure that's Gohan?"

"Sounds like him," Goten murmured.

"Smells like him too," Vegeta added. Then he sighed and looked at his watch (yes, he had a watch) then said: "We've got to go if we're going to see Bardock again before we leave.

"Leave?" Presta asked. She was trying to edge her way toward the door but the system he had installed was buzzing every time she moved. "As in this dimension forever?"

"Don't cry or anything," Goten replied, "Gohan, get your crabby asshole mate up."

"Whatever, Dad." Presta gave him a frown as he said this and then turned and looked at Gohan as he yanked the blanket off Caradoc.

~~~***

Bardock was not a happy camper when they woke him up. Caradoc was not a happy camper when they reappeared in the middle of the same third class camp that they had just left not that long ago because he had killed someone. (One would note however that Caradoc wasted no time, he immediately went and got the extra knives he kept in his tent.)

"If you were not my grandchildren I would skin you alive," Bardock said.

At this point Gohan stopped listening. The twins launched into an overview of everything they had done, babbling on and on. Presta wandered away to look around the camp and suck in the sick-sour-sweet smell of a saiyan purging camp.

"YOOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!" (that was a rather unmanly scream actually.) "YOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooo..." This scream stopped mid-you and the filthy saiyan lurched forward at him (he appeared to be wearing some sort of emblem on his shirt) and grabbed him. "NO! You're not HIM!" Then he started to sob.

Gohan pushed the filthy guy off him and Caradoc looked at sobbing saiyan closely for a moment. "That's the Duke," he said.

"That is the thing that was threatening to bring down the almighty saiyan empire?" Gohan asked. (Yeah, it seemed hard to imagine, the guy was bawling and sitting on his ass in the middle of the camp.) "Why is he screaming at me."

"You look like Ta, probably. Ta deflowered his daughters," Goten said helpfully. He was looking mighty perky (which meant he probably insulted someone and found it to be amusing.)

"The only daughter I deflowered was yours," he said in return.

Vegeta (his brother) burst out laughing loud enough to draw the attention of the majority of the camp, fell on his ass and then continued to laugh until he was clutching his sides.

Goten gave him ay day dangerous smile. Then smacked him on the back and laughed. "Come on, we're leaving now."

"Come on Presta!" Gohan shouted, took Caradoc by the hand and Vegeta managed to pick hsi giggling ass up off the ground long enough to follow them. (The duke guy was still bawling in the middle of the camp.)

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Goten: now she's stopping in mid-sentence.

Card: *glare* Don't make me make you have an 'accident'

Lil'Geta: *grin*

Goten: Fine, fine, go make food...see if we care. *pout*

Card: I'm coming back, if you read this before I get back than...wow! What a coincidence.

THE END
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