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Family Therapy	By : CardDragonBall Category: Dragon Ball Z > Yaoi - Male/Male Views: 3495 -:- Recommendations : 1 -:- Currently Reading : 0
Disclaimer: I do not own DragonballZ, nor any of the characters from it. I do not make any money from the writing of this story.

Chapter List
- 1-Family Therapy
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- 24-2-something
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Family Therapy

Card

Sequel to Group Therapy

Which
was the sequel to Mental Therapy, Hormone Therapy & Cross-eyed.

DISCLAIMERS and CAUTIONS:

A.
No. *sighs heavily * I still don�t own DBZ, DBGT or DB. I tried to buy it out, and wouldn�t you know
it, fifty cents and a piece of bubblegum wasn�t enough. *sigh *
Luckily I own the entire Hormone Therapy world wherein Vegeta has a
uterus, so does Trunks. There is a set
of Twins, Gina and a slew of little annoying children.

B.
I no longer feel that you MUST read Cross-eyed because it�s gotten a
1000 hits. BUT, if you want EVERYTHING
to make COMPLETE sense than you should read Hormone Therapy, Mental Therapy,
Cross-eyed and A Prince Among Men. (My
universe has gotten huge, hasn�t it?)

C.
Okay, just about seven years and seven months (enough time for Vegeta
to be fertile again) have passed. So
there will be �lust-crazed� sex with the purpose of getting people
pregnant. (Those people, mind you, are
mostly male.) So there is SLASH
(homosexuality) and there is *gasp and shudder * straight sex. SAIYANS. (I consider this a warning.) Humor.
Goten. (he�s a warning all his
own.)

D.
And this is AU. And it�s all
about humor (and the endless lemons.
Goal for this story: get a lemon in every chapter like Hormone
Therapy.)

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~****

Vegeta
(mother and pregnant one) stood in the kitchen, at the island thing in the
middle, busily making himself a sandwich when there was a dull pop behind him
and just before his mate�s hands would have touched any part of his whole body
he snapped: �Think about it and you�re
an eunuch.�

To
which his mate elegantly replied: �I told you that you were stingy.� Then disappeared again.

However,
other folks came into the kitchen to interrupted his solitude. First came the one with amnesia (it had been
three weeks and thus far, not only did Gohan not remember who he was, he didn�t
managed to remember anything you told him.)
�Hey,� he said. Stood there
awkwardly for a moment. �Uhhh��

Vegeta
rolled his eyes. �Vegeta,� he said, to
remind the man who he was.

�Right. I knew that�� Paused again. �And
you�re�?�

�The
Prince of All Saiyans?� he supplied.

�No,�
Gohan said. Looked confused for a while
longer, then came up with the brilliant statement: �You�re the Mommy!� Then he merrily went on his way, outside,
where (if there was any justice for pregnant folks like him who were getting
round just waaay to soon for his liking) he would hopefully end up stung by
wasps or bees or wander off and not find his way back for a few years.

Next
to bounce into his kitchen was his son.
Goten. The moron. �Hey Mommy,� Goten said. Flopped down in the kitchen chairs and
leaned it back so the legs were off the floor and he didn�t put his feet on the
table, but that was only because Vegeta was actually in the room at the moment.

�What
do you want?� he demanded. Had yet to
forgive his son for putting him in a giant cage and almost killing
himself. He loved all his children, but
Goten was the one that worried him.yes">

~~~***

�GO,�
Trunks yelled at him, grabbed him by the arm and shoved him toward the door,
�And FIX your stupid ass brother and whatever crawled up his ass and took up
residence there because I am fucking sick of him.� Pointed.

Gina
was standing in the room too and she looked mighty impressed that Mr. �I stand
here and look pretty but never say what�s on my mind� had apparently just grown
a pair. Vegeta, himself, was mighty
shocked by this sudden birth of male-hormones.
�I thought you were in charge of what got shoved in his ass, Demi,� he
said.

�Haha,
there I laughed. Go!�

Tough
crowd. So he IT�ed out of existence and
reappeared in the lab to find his brother standing in front of a rather large
collection of blood samples. �So,
what�s living in your ass?� he asked.

�Don�t
know,� Goten replied. Didn�t sound too
concerned about it. Switched a slide
out. There was a machine that was
making a lot of beeping noises on the table with the microscope and Vegeta sat
down in a chair far away from the equipment he could damage.

�Why en�ten�t you made with the fucking of Trunks?
Demi�s high-strung you know.�
Tapped his fingers together to give himself some sort of patience,
because he just did not have any. Goten
stood up straight and looked at him very seriously.

Opened
his mouth. Closed it. Blinked.
Then looked at him again. �I don�t
want to.�

�What?�
Vegeta demanded, stood up and looked at him.
�What do you mean, you don�t want to?
You always want to.�

�I
realize that,� Goten said, �But I don�t want him like that right now. I�m trying to figure something out fo
da
daughter. When I�m done with
that�then� Whatever. But I don�t want to be interrupted.�

�Oh,
whatever, Goten. Every time you work on
something big and serious you go off and do something stupid so you can figure
it out.�

There
was a shrug in response, and Vegeta sighed heavily. Tried to figure out just what the hell could be bothering his
brother like this. Found himself at a
mental impasse, and shook his head.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~****

Goku: I love
it when I win

Vegeta: How
would you know what �losing� is, you never do?

Goku: And I
never intend to.

Goten:
Someone, quick, figure out what�s wrong so I can have sex.

Trunks:
Pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeease!

Macha:

I�m
glad folk liked the Chichi-explanation.
;) I liked it. *pats Bardock and gives him a lollipop * And no, Gohan didn�t need an excuse to be
stupid, he really had amnesia.

EleneK:

*growls
at Pan * Yeah, she�s being a bit of a
witchy-poo right now, but either she�ll get over it or she won�t be in my story
ever again. And you�d think Gohan would
know not to get involved. ;) Now that I�ve made fun of him, he knows he�s�tolerated. (still my least favorite character save
Tien.)

Mechanical Butterfly:

*writer
is absent *

*what
could she be doing? *

*there
is the wafting stench of lemons *

*originating
from the twin�s room *

*whatever
could the author be doing?*

I loved your answer to Goku�s �where did we go
wrong?� question. *still giggling
*
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Family Therapy

Family Therapy

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Sequel to Group Therapy