House of Vegeta Chronicles

HOUSE OF VEGETA CHRONICLES 19

Prince Vegeta no Ouji, Arch Regent and royal heir to Vegetaseii,
cuddled contentedly with his mate. His mate, a full blood brother and
possibly the most powerful super saiyan in existence, yawned
sleepily. A deep purr rumbled as he nosed his love.

One dark eye opened blearily. /Kakarot, are you awake?/

A nip on an ear. "Nope. Sound asleep."

"Hn" Vegeta stretched beneath him. "I love these quiet moments."

Kakarot rolled to his side, looking over at a plush pallet. Nuru and
Tezar snored in a pile of soft blankets. Wisps of wild hair poked
above their covers.

Vegeta shifted a bit, tangling satin sheets. "I thought they'd never
go to sleep."

Kakarot flopped down. "Ai, they sense a general agitation in
everyone."

"Cubs are ever sensitive to adult moods. We'll have to guard against
that."

Dark eyes sparkled. "I haven't forgotten our conversation, Vegeta."

The ouji edged to a sitting postion against the marble bedpost. "What
are you talking about?"

Sloopy grin. Kakarot nuzzled some before answering. "Don't you
remember?" he nodded at the pallet.

Vegeta blinked a moment, staring at the chibis. "What. You mean?"

A kiss. "That's right. More cubs!"

A snarl. "Fool. Get out of my face!"

Kakarot grabbed his mate, tugging him under satin. The watery
material rippled over their muscled forms.

"We shouldn't wait until after the war. I think-"

Vegeta punched him full in the face. Kakarot howled, holding his nose.

"Krukka. Why'd you do that?!"

The ouji shook his hand from pain. "You've got a hard head. And a
libido that would put a borq bull to shame!!"

Kakarot felt his nose. "So my timing's a little off. What difference
does it make?"

"Idiot. Extend our family under the current circumstances? I think
not."

Kakarot leered. "So you _have_ thought about this."

Vegeta snorted. "Hardly. You're the one who keeps obssessing."

A red tongue licked a curvy neck. "Hn...maybe. Just think, Nuru and
Tezar will have a sister to play with!"

The ouji shoved him off again. "Or more. In any case, I'm not
interested. Go to sleep!"

A tight erection pressed. "I'm too damn horny to sleep."

"Then go lay in ice. I was perfectly warm until you woke me up."

"Sorry, Vegeta. It just seemed like a good time-"

"We had an agreement, remember?"

"Ai" snarling, Kakarot flopped on his back, sullen. He stared at the
ceiling.

Vegeta chuckled. "No need to pout, Kakarot."

Dark eyes shone with meaning. "You can look at them and not think
about more?"

The ouji faltered. "Maybe sometimes. But that isn't the point."

"There isn't any point, Vegeta."

"True!!" suddenly angry, the prince dived under cover.

****

But he changed his mind later. The chamber was filled with burbling,
clucking chibis. Nuru and Tezar started walking by the time their
sisters arrived. Happy screeches filled the air...

Meanwhile the beaming parents watched their brood. Bardock grinned,
standing near a doorway.

"The Ou will want to see this!"

"Ai, father." a proud Ouji smiled. "Call him...they miss their
gedare."

"I don't doubt that." the dark saiyan reached for a side door.

Kakarot moved too late. "No wait, DON'T OPEN THAT-"

Too late.

****

In vain they ran, scattering in every direction. A huge rumbling
sound. Tremors, then an avalanche of chibis tumbled out. Small bodies
rolled free by the hundreds, filling the room and squashing the
adults. Vegeta couldn't see or breathe. His world went dark under
piles of little ones...

"Vegeta!!"

"Ha hnfph?!"

Soft clicking sounds hit his ears. Fuzz tickled his nose.

The ouji tried to breathe, but found his mouth stuffed...by a small
foot.

/?!??/

Tezar lay across him upside down. Fat little legs sprawled across his
chest. Kakarot cradled Nuru alongside. The bright eyed chibi chirped
excitedly at his saba.

In confusion, Vegeta pulled the plump foot from his mouth. "Pafth.
Kakarot, what in??"

His mate laughed. "You fell asleep. The chibis woke up and started
squalling, so I brought them here."

Vegeta stared as Tezar made a cozy nest of his crotch. Red satin
puddled around the sleepy chibi.

"Lunacy. How long have I been out?"

Kakarot shrugged, pushing a blue black shock from his eyes. "Nearly
two hours. I kind of dozed off myself, but the chibis were restless."

"Hn" the ouji patted Tezar's head before repeating the gesture with
Nuru. Happy little throats purred quietly.

"Dreaming about anything in particular?" dark eyes were mischevious.

"Don't look at me like that, Kakarot."

Another nuzzle. "It wouldn't have anything to do with chibis, hmm?"

The ouji paused. "Nothing that makes any sense. A perfectly absurd
dream."

"Care to talk about it?"

Vegeta made a face. "Whatever for? It was hardly disturbing. Fairly
silly, in fact."

Kakarot rolled on his back, smug. "It's on your mind, whether you
admit it or not."

"Only because you bring it up in the first place."

"So you say, Vegeta. I'm not inclined to believe that." he plopped
Nuru over Tezar. Both chibis snarled thinly at being crowded.

Vegeta's face softened in a manner only reserved for his family. He
inhaled the babies as they clambered over him, nosing soft skin.
Kakarot observed in silence.

****

It sat in the chambers for hours, completely unexplained. The royal
family stood in a circle, staring at the huge object.

The Ou tapped a giant round form. "What a ridiculous circumstance.
This thing appeared out of nowhere, you say?"

Kakarot scratched his head. "Ai, saba. Could someone have transported
it here?"

Raditz shook his head. "Sedarse. That's a damned egg!!"

Bardock walked around it. "I agree. But there's no creature large
enough to lay this. At least not on Vegetaseii!"

"Bizarre." the ouji tapped it once, twice...

Kakarot held his arm back. "Wait, Vegeta. You hear that?!"

Dark eyes went wide. "It's cracking open-"

The Ou moved off. "Get back! We don't know-"

Bardock headed for the door. "Summon the guards!!"

There wasn't time for anything else. With a loud explosion chibis
flew everywhere from the egg, airborne. Squealing babies plopped down
like rain, covering everyone and smothering them...

"Kakarot!!"

"Hah?" sleepy.

"Stop babbling about eggs. Wake up!"

Kakarot opened an eye, only to catch a glop of drool from Nuru. He
rubbed his face, sitting up.

"I don't believe this..."

Vegeta laughed. "Ha! It seems as though your problem is worse than
mine."

Kakarot sniffed, rolling Nuru into his lap. "Really. And I suppose
chibis stuffed in a closet makes sense?"

"It's a hell of a lot better than some stupid assed egg. Not very
original, Kakarot."

"So sue me."

Nuru and Tezar growled loudly. Vegeta tucked them under the blankets.

"It's time for everyone to get real sleep here."

Kakarot closed eyes with sooty long lashes. "Hn...it's hard to rest
with an unresolved problem."

The ouji kissed their babies. "There's no problem and nothing to
resolve. We agreed to talk after the war."

"I was hoping for an amendment."

"Why? Should we survive, what difference will a few weeks make?"

"We WILL survive, Vegeta. That being said, the war could last for
months."

The ouji rolled over, turning his back. "Enough already. We're going
in circles."

"Whatever." Kakarot turned away also, irritated. The babies rumbled
in sleep between them.

Both adults fell to angry silence, coiling tails in affection. It was
a perfect night of pillow talk.

THE END