The Twins Go A\'Travellin\'

Ah; I
am avoiding no chapters with this one.
(Just avoiding writing a spoofy I thought of ts tos to: Makota who
suggested feeding Goku viagra would make him smarter. *ignores plot bunny *

THE
TWINS GO A’TRAVELLING

Which
is a spoof, written in the same style as my ‘after-notes’ at the end of the
chapters.  In which our dear Twins go fic-hopping around in my universes.

Warnings: 
Dirty humor.  I don’t own DBZ or any of its characters.  And you
probably need some knowledge of the stories mentioned to have any clue why the
humor is humorous.

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Frosting Chronicles:

Goten:
*drool *

Lil’Geta:
*gagged and struggling to be free *

Goten: Be
quiet you’re ruiningshowshow!

Lil’Geta:
*thinks: I HATE YOU *

Goten:
Aw… Look at Trunks being all
assertive. I wiy Try Trunks was more
assertive. *pouts *

More of Us:

Gk: They
come out down *there *?!

Lil’Geta:
You know, I knew that our Dad wasn’t incredibly smart, but that’s
ridiculous.

mso-bidi-font-size:12.0pt'>Goten: But
it’s good to know that Chichi’s a bitch here too.

Lil’Geta:
The day you admit she’s not a bitch is the day I’ll…

Goten:
you’ll what?

Gk: *notices
two extra Saiyans invading his little moment for the first timepan pan
style="mso-spacerun: yes"> Hey!~
It’s the figment of my imaginations again!

Chichi:
Goku, it’s figments of your imagination not…

Vegeta:
Didn’t I tell you to shut up?

Chichi: I’m
not a Saiyan, mister! I don’t have to
listen to you!

Goten: What
is it that you’ll do, Vegeta?

Goten:
*eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevil grin *

Lil’Geta:
nothing that involves the loss of body parts.>

Goten:
*eeeeeeeeeeevillllllllllllllllllller grin * Come on ‘Geta, I’ve got something to show you.

mso-bidi-font-size:12.0pt'>The Meaning of Pride:

Lil’Geta:
This does not count. She’s dead.

Goten:
And? She’s not a bitch.

Lil’Geta:
*sighs * *realizes he has
potentially signed death warrant. *
What do I have to do?

Frosting Chronicles:

Lil’Geta:
You have got to be kidding me.

Goten:
Nope. You said anything.style="mso-spacerun: yes"> So get over there and give him a big ole
kiss!

Lil’Geta: I’m
going to die. *inches over to Bardock,
who is very angry due to the fact that evil Saiyans have invaded his world
* Hi! I’m going to kiss you now.style="mso-spacerun: yes"> *grabs Bardock, kisses him *

Goten:
*falls down and starts rolling around in the air laughing and grabbing
his lungs *

Hormone Therapy:

Lil’Geta:
Didn’t we establish that this was tacky?

Goten:
*glances at sky. * Yeah, but
there’s no lightening this time. I
wonder what we’re here to see…?

Lil’Geta:
Maybe if we just stand here we’ll eventually figure out what were…style="mso-spacerun: yes"> OH NO!
*shields eyes *

Goten:
*foolishly looks in same direction *
Oh. Goodness.style="mso-spacerun: yes"> I really hope we’re already born.

Lil’Geta: I
really don’t want to be in there while they’re doing…that.style="mso-spacerun: yes"> *grabs Brother and IT’s back to house *

Goten:
Oh. Gohan babysat us.style="mso-spacerun: yes"> That explains a lot of things to me.

Lil’Geta:
Yes, like why he’s mortally terrified of you.

Much Like Suffocating:

Goten: This
story is depressing as hell.

Lil’Geta:
But Trunks is pretty kick-ass.

Goten:
*stares at brother * Did you
just have a gay moment?

Lil’Geta:
*thinks about it * You know, I
think I did.

Goten:
Oh! I am so proud!style="mso-spacerun: yes">

HT Trunks:
Hn. I am pretty kick ass.

Goten:
*gapes at his mate* What are you
doing here?

HT Trunks:
What? You didn’t think you were
the only one that could work a tiachiachine, did you?

Goten: *gapes
still *

HT Trunks:
Where’s Vegeta?

Even More of Us:

Twins:
*eating popcorn while they watch their parents kick the android’s ass *

Goten: My
way works faster.

Lil’Geta:
Your way killed you.

Goten:
Still, it did work faster.

Never Before:<:p>

Goten: *pout
* How come our parents never took us in
the shower with them?

Lil’Geta:
*gapes at idiot question * Would you really want to be in a shower with
our two naked parents?

Goten:
Ew…. Ew!style="mso-spacerun: yes"> EW!
OH GAWD! MY BRAIN.style="mso-spacerun: yes"> IT BURNS!

Vegeta (straight one): Who the hell are you and why are you standing there?!style="mso-spacerun: yes"> *notices tail * Who’s kids are you?!

Lil’Geta:
*picks up sobbing little brother and tosses him over his shoulder *style="mso-spacerun: yes"> we’re a figment of your imagination.

Much Like Suffocating:

Goten:
VEGETA! VEGETA!style="mso-spacerun: yes"> *hunting around looking for brother. *

HT Trunks:
If we find him having sex with me I’ll bao:p>o:p>

Goten:
Hey! That’s my brother you’re
talking about. Besides, if I ever find him
having sex with you, neither one of you will have time to barf.style="mso-spacerun: yes"> Vegeta!

HT Trunks:
Hey, why aren’t you in this universe?

Goten: the
author is torturing Jaygoose.

HT Trunks:
Who’s Jaygoose?

Goten:
*points towards audience *

HT Trunks:
OH MY GAWD! *ducks behind bush
* Are they there all the time?!

Goten:
Yep. VEGETA!

HT Trunks:
Even when we have sex?

Goten: Even
more of them when we have… THERE YOU
ARE! *grabs brother away from MLS
Trunsk *

HT Trunks:
Oh, I feel sick.

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Lol. That’s
it.

Gk: Ahem, we
were not in there.

Vegeta:
Well, we were in passing.

Gk: Doesn’t
count.

Vegeta: You’re
right. The first one was funnier.

Gk: And we
had more sex.