The Twins Go A\'Travellin\' | By : CardDragonBall Category: Dragon Ball Z > Yaoi - Male/Male Views: 1093 -:- Recommendations : 0 -:- Currently Reading : 0 |
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Ah; I
am avoiding no chapters with this one.
(Just avoiding writing a spoofy I thought of ts tos to: Makota who
suggested feeding Goku viagra would make him smarter. *ignores plot bunny *
THE
TWINS GO A’TRAVELLING
Which
is a spoof, written in the same style as my ‘after-notes’ at the end of the
chapters. In which our dear Twins go fic-hopping around in my universes.
Warnings:
Dirty humor. I don’t own DBZ or any of its characters. And you
probably need some knowledge of the stories mentioned to have any clue why the
humor is humorous.
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Frosting Chronicles:
Goten:
*drool *
Lil’Geta:
*gagged and struggling to be free *
Goten: Be
quiet you’re ruiningshowshow!
Lil’Geta:
*thinks: I HATE YOU *
Goten:
Aw… Look at Trunks being all
assertive. I wiy Try Trunks was more
assertive. *pouts *
More of Us:
Gk: They
come out down *there *?!Lil>Lil’Geta: I
don’t know, you think of something.
Goten:
*eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevil grin *
Lil’Geta:
nothing that involves the loss of body parts.>
Goten:
*eeeeeeeeeeevillllllllllllllllllller grin * Come on ‘Geta, I’ve got something to show you.
mso-bfontfont-size:12.0pt'>Frosting Chronicles:
Lil’Geta:
You have got to be kidding me.
Goten:
Nope. You said anything. So get over there and give him a big ole
kiss!
Lil’Geta: I’m
going to die. *inches over to Bardock,
who is very angry due to the fact that evil Saiyans have invaded his world
* Hi! I’m going to kiss you now. *grabs Bardock, kisses him *
Goten:
*falls down and starts rolling around in the air laughing and grabbing
his lungs *
mso-bidi-font-size:12.0pt'>Hormone Therapy:
Lil’Geta:
Didn’t we establish that this was tacky?
Goten:
*glances at sky. * Yeah, but
there’s no lightening this time. I
wonder what we’re here to see…?
Lil’Geta:
Maybe if we just stand here we’ll eventually figure out what were… OH NO!
*shields eyes *
Goten:
*foolishly looks in same direction *
Oh. Goodness. I really hope we’re already born.
Lil’Geta: I
really don’t want to be in there while they’re doing…that. *grabs Brother and IT’s back to house *
Goten:
Oh. Gohan babysat us. That explains a lot of things to me.
Lil’Geta:
Yes, like why he’s mortally terrified of you.
Much Like Suffocating:
Goten: This
story is depressing as hell.
Lil’Geta:
But Trunks is pretty kick-ass.
Goten:
*stares at brother * Did you
just have a gay moment?
Lil’Geta:
*thinks about it * You know, I
think I did.
Goten:
Oh! I am so proud!
HT Trunks:
Hn. I am pretty kick ass.
Twins:
*eating popcorn while they watch their parents kick the android’s ass *
Goten: My
way works faster.
Lil’Geta:
Your way killed you.
Goten:
Still, it did work faster.
Never Before:
Goten: *pout
* How come our parents never took us in
the shower with them?
Lil’Geta:
*gapes at idiot question * Would you really want to be in a shower with
our two naked parents?
Goten:
Ew…. Ew! EW!
OH GAWD! MY BRAIN. IT BURNS!
Vegeta (straight one): Who the hell are you and why are you standing there?! *notices tail * Who’s kids are you?!
Lil’Geta:
*picks up sobbing little brother and tosses him over his shoulder * we’re a figment of your imagination.
Much Like Suffocating:
Goten:
VEGETA! VEGETA! *hunting around looking for brother. *
HT Trunks:
If we find him having sex with me I’ll bao:p>o:p>
Goten:
Hey! That’s my brother you’re
talking about. Besides, if I ever find him
having sex with you, neither one of you will have time to barf. Vegeta!
HT Trunks:
Hey, why aren’t you in this universe?
Goten: the
author is torturing Jaygoose.
HT Trunks:
Who’s Jaygoose?
Goten:
*points towards audience *
HT Trunks:
OH MY GAWD! *ducks behind bush
* Are they there all the time?!
Goten:
Yep. VEGETA!
HT Trunks:
Even when we have sex?
Goten: Even
more of them when we have… THERE YOU
ARE! *grabs brother away from MLS
Trunsk *
HT Trunks:
Oh, I feel sick.
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Lol. That’s
it.
Gk: Ahem, we
were not in there.
Vegeta:
Well, we were in passing.
Gk: Doesn’t
count.
Vegeta: You’re
right. The first one was funnier.
Gk: And we
had more sex.
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