Two White Russians on the Rocks

Hey I\'m back and ready for more kiwi action¡­....wait, did I get that wrong. Isn¡\'t apricot, no its grapefruit right?.....Bananas? Come on people help me out here don¡\'t leave me hanging!

.....Ah yes back to the topic at hand. This is now the SECOND chapter of my lame ass story with the stolen but totally cool plot. Before I go on I just want to point out one thing. Yes I know Vodka is transparent but this particular bottle of Russian Vodka is amber, because I\'m making it that way. I had a bottle of Russian Vodka down stairs and it was amber....­well it was until my asshole alcoholic brother and his equally idiotic, oddly square shaped headed friend drank it all.­..I curse them to the deepest darkest pit of hell.

Thank you to Crownowa for your review I greatly enjoyed knowing someone other then that disturbed psychopath Enma was actually kind enough to take the time out of their busy lives to type me a sentimental note. For that I thank you, I will now be able to die knowing that me dreams have been fulfilled.

Enma you\'re a Hobo too =^__^=
...But thanks for reviewing. I am proud to have made you proud *extends index finger to the air* Now go tell that wretch of a sister to read.



Two White Russians on the Rocks

Loki slowly sat up wincing at the unpleasant pain that filled her cranium making her wish she hadn\'t of had that last piece of cold cheese pizza the night before.

Wait!! The night before.

Loki\'s blood shot eyes snapped open at the remembrance of the large chaotic party that had taken place only hours ago. A white light assaulted her once brown orbs making her temporally blind.

Loki tried to raise a hand to block out the infuriating light but found that she couldn\'t for it was stuck between the mattress and a large lump hidden underneath the pristine white comforter. The girl now began to freak out due to the fact she had no clue what had happened during the night or the fact if she could still call her self a virgin. So with anybody placed in that situation she decided to get the hell out of there, but in order to succeed in the masterful plan of sneaking out undetected she would need that numb filled limb.

\".­..shit...\"

Loki sighed mentally (Its true you can actually do that) and came to the conclusion that she would count to three and yank with all her might efficiently freeing her unfortunate hand.

\"One.Two­.THREE!\"

Loki pulled with all her power releasing her limb from its prison between the sheets and the warm mass of flesh, sadly she had miss calculated the power needed to free the useful tool. Such is the wrath of the grapes also know as a simply and common hangover, how tragic that it makes you seem so irrational.

The dainty teen girl tumbled ungracefully from the bed only to land harshly on the cold and unforgiving floor.

\"Uhhh.\"

A weak moan escaped from under the mountains of covers as a pale hand reached out from beneath it to pat the spot Loki had once laid moments ago. It was searching, and at that second Loki knew it was searching for her. With fear pumping through her veins Loki jumped to her feet and sprinted to the door. She almost ripped the chuck of solid wood from its hinges as she tore it open and ran out slamming it close behind her.

\"What was that?\" shouted Kai as he sat up quickly in bed letting the covers fall to his waist exposing his pale chest. The boy\'s eyes widened in pain as he hissed loudly and slumped back down to the mattress.

\"What are you talking about?\" Asked the weak voice of the redheaded boy lying beside him, holding onto his waist protectively.

\"What the fuck did you do to me Tala !?\" screamed Kai. Tala sat up slowly and let go of his new lover to stretch; he smiled a little when he herd the familiar cracks of his bones and joints as he released the building tension.

\"Nothing you didn\'t agree to last night.\"

\"­shut up!\"

Tala smirked at his pouting comrade, that when he remembered the third bed mate and how she hadn\'t waken up from all of Kai\'s unruly early morning yelling.

\"Loki-koi?\"

\"She\'s not here.\" Replied Kai as he tried to suppress a loud yawn. The duel haired blader curled up into a little hissing just a tiny bit at his aching backside.

\"Next time could you be a little gentler.\"

That was Kai\'s last comment before he drifted off into a peaceful slumber leaving a bewildered Tala to wonder where the third party had wondered off to.

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Loki ducked behind a kitchen chair which had been strangely placed in the bathroom, the girl shook her head ridding her self of all logical thoughts as to why the hell would some one put a dinning room chair in the bathroom of all places.

\"Oh man my heads killing me,\" groaned an all to familer voice. Loki peered into the bathtub only to be greeted with the sight of her friend Danny, or at least she guessed it was Danny. The other girl was a complet mess, her clothes were wrinkled and all her make up which she had perfectly applied before they left for the wretched party was smeared all over her face.

\"Gezz Dan would yea look at yourself; I mean seriously you look like a fucken truck ran over you.\"

Danny narrowed her blood shot eyes, which could have surpassed Loki\'s.

\"Shut up and help me out!\" she snarled. Loki took a step back not wanting to know what her friend would do if she didn¡\'t comply, she shuttered at the mere thought.

\"Okay.\"

Loki reached out a hand which Danny gladly took and together they got Danny out of the tub; he girl fell forward and Loki caught her slightly worried about the green tint her friends face had taken on.

\"Danny?...\"

\"I\'m going to be sick,\" was the only reply as Loki maneuvered her towards the bowl of the toilet and held the other girl\'s hair back as the girl in question emptied her stomach contents.

\"Thanks,\" muttered Danny as she sat back shaking uncontrollably from her actions. Loki looked at her sympathetically as she rubbed her friends back in a comforting manor.

¡\"How about I go find us some coffee, until then sit down on this chair.\" (See it does play a part in the whole scheme of things).

Loki slothfully walked towards the bathroom door, always looking back at her friend who managed to shoot her a weak shaking smile as a way to say \'I\'ll be fine, now hurry up and get me coffee\'.

The hall way was in a state of disaster, beer cans and empty boxes littered the floor and Loki had to step over more then one immobile body. It was sickening. The kitchen wasn\'t any better but it wasn\'t as bad as it was when Loki had gone looking for the elusive bottle of Vodka. The teen stopped dead in her tracks, she was finally remembering something. The image was a little foggy but she was reminded of the amber liquid and something about Rei acting like a god damn stripper.

She shuttered at the thought.

\"Morning.\"

The boy that had just mentally scared her for life entered the room dressed in only his red boxers, leaving his sun kissed tan chest bare for the world to see.

Loki shuttered again and went about looking for the coffee maker, ignoring his presence. Rei didn\'t really mind or care as he yawned loudly and walked over to the fridge and opened it.

\"Nothing. I guess some one has to go out and by breakfast.\"

\"Hn,\" replied Loki after finding the black pot under an \'oh so familiar\' red vest. She was now in search of the little black beans that provided the nectar of morning sociability.

A loud bang rang through the kitchen making both Rei and Loki look at the door way were a weary and half naked Tori stood slumped up against the wall rubbing her eyes. Loki smirked upon seeing what Tori was wrapped up in, it looked like some one\'s white Chinese shirt with the gold trimming. She was also wearing a red bandana around her head with the ying yang insignia sewn to it.

\"I guess some people had a fun night.\"

Rei blushed a bright red doing an awesome job of impersonating a mackintosh apple (I was going to say tomato but that\'s so clich) while Tori just looked at her with emotionless eyes.

\"Coofffeeee.\"

Loki shook her head and went back to looking for the coffee grinds which she did find hidden on the top shelf of the pantry. The girl reached up on her tippy toes but could just touch the canister with the tips of her fingers.

\"To short. Can\"t reach.\"

\"Here.\"

A pale hand reached up beside hers and pulled the can down and handed it to her; Loki looked up into the lavender eyes of yet another pale Russian boy.

\"Thanks Bryan.\"

Bryan nodded and leaned back on the counter ignoring everyone,

\"So what did you and Spencer do last night?\" asked Rei as he helped Tori into a chair.

\"We went to IHOP.\"

\"..­.yummy pancakes,\" mumbled Tori looking unblinking at Loki who was shoveling the coffee grinds into the pot.

\"But I can see what you did last night,\" Commented Bryan smirking at the red reaction on Rei while Tori was still eyeing Loki who was now making immature faces at the hung-over girl.

\"Now you\'re a different story Loki, what did you do? or better yet who?\" asked the Russian; He and Rei eyed her carefully looking for any lie in her words. Tori was still looking at her like a zombie.

Loki sighed, closed her eyes and rubbed her chin thinking really hard, flashes of a large pillow fight danced behind her eyelids. She opened her eyes and looked at everyone.

...¡­I don\'t know.\"

Everyone fell to the floor except Tori who was still looking at her. Bryan was the first to regain his composure, he got to his feet closely fallowed by Rei and started to brush imaginary dirt off his jacket. Loki poured two kitten embroidered mugs full of steaming hot coffee and handed one to Tori who looked down at it the back up at her friend.

\"Thank you.\"

Loki smiled and took a small sip of the one mug she still held. She began to walk out of the kitchen and towards the bathroom which housed Danny. Along the way she noticed a large pile of bare limbs lying in the middle of the living room; upon further inspection she noted that it was the half dressed bodies of Tyson, Max and Kenny. The girl smirked wildly and went to give Danny the coffee and then go in search of a camera to capture this Kodak moment.

\"Hey Dan you\'re looking better,\" said Loki lying through her teeth; Danny looked even worse then when Loki left her on the chair. Danny looked up and smiled slightly at the adorable kittens on the mug of coffee. Loki handed her the cup which she took and began to greedily drink up.

\"Feeling better?\"

\"I feel like crap, and don\'t say I don\'t look it. I know your lying out your ass Ki,\" grumbled the girl. Loki nodded; Danny knew her all to well.

\"Here I help you to the kitchen.\"

Danny slowly nodded her head as Loki wrapped an arm around her underneath her shoulder and helped pull her to her feet.

\"Thanks.\"

\"What are friends for my dear?\"

The two girls walked out of the bathroom and started to kick road blocks out of their way, things like beer bottles, boxes, microphones, game controllers, and people. They made it to the crowed cooking area where Loki set Danny down on the chair next to Tori.

\"Hi.\"

\"Hey.\"

After both girls said their greetings they went back to what they know best, looking down at their coffee and taking a sip every few minutes.

\"Does any one have a camera?\"

Bryan and Rei shook there heads. Loki pouted and leaned back on the counter.

\"Where\'s Spencer?\"

Bryan sighed and looked at the door longingly.

\"He went to get breakfast.\"

Loki nodded and grabbed another cup of steaming coffee ignoring the look Rei was giving her....okay it was starting to get to her. What was up with him, it wasn\'t like she had a sign attached to her forehead saying \'coming soon, new attraction¡\'. No if anything it would say \'Piss off fucktard!\'.

Danny was now looking at her like she had grown a second head; Loki threw her hands to her forehead.

\"Good the horns didn\'t pop up again,\" she joked.

Tori began to snicker quite loudly.

\"I guess someone other then me had a \"good time\" last night.\"

She made the quote, unquote symbols with the index and middle fingers on each hand. Danny began to giggle as well before stopping to wince and hold her head.

Loki looked at Bryan asking for an explanation; he just smirked and shook his head. Loki pouted again.

\"You people suck.\"

A loud knock echoed through out the hotel room, earning many moans of pain and protest. Bryan\'s eyes lit up and he practically skipped to the front door before collecting himself and trying not to throw himself at the bulky Russian he knew was behind the door. Bryan threw open the door and gave a small smile, a true smile to his lover.

\"Let me help you with that.\"

Bryan and Spencer walked back to the kitchen carrying two large boxes of what looked like bagels and bagel toppings.

\"You rock Spence,\" mumbled Tori as she reached for one, everyone soon fallowed. Spencer and Bryan set the boxes down on the table while the teens went at them like animals. It would have made you think of the discovery channel, where the hyenas were attacking the unsuspecting antelope if hyenas were a bunch of hung-over teens and the antelope were the unwary and harmless bagels.

Spencer looked at Loki and his jaw dropped, the girl sighed that gave him her best imitation Kai death glare.

\"WHAT!? Why is everyone looking at me? I mean do I have something on my face or in my teeth? Do I have \"LOOK AT THE CRAZY PERSON\" printed in big red letters over my forehead or what? TELL ME!!!!!!\"

Everyone took a step back from the raving maniac. Loki sighed and started counting to ten very slowly

\".­..I was just wondering where Tala and Kai was,\" muttered Spencer looking down at his shoes not willing to meet Loki blazing eyes. Loki cocked an eyebrow and tilted her head cutely to side making her look like an innocent little child not knowing what was asked of her. (Thought we all know she not that innocent =^__~= )

\"Why would I know?\"

Everyone began to snicker again, Spencer smiled all knowingly.

\"Well you are Tala\'s wearing clothes.\"

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FIN >.<

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That\'s the end, there isn\'t any more.....isn\'t that from a show?.....Whatever.

Thanks for taking the time to read this exploiting crap, now be good little mindless minions and review or else I sick my Enma-Chan on you and trust me you don\'t want that­.*whisper* she\'s loony.

=^__^= until next time.

This has been brought to you by the genius if not slightly disturbed mind of Chachi, who would like to thank her reviewers and her annoying muses Shishi, and Loki.