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The Maury Show	By : TeamTyKai Category: Beyblade > General Views: 1003 -:- Recommendations : 0 -:- Currently Reading : 0
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Chapter List
- 1-The Maury Show
- 2-Sexy Sizzling Secret
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Disclaimer: We don�t
own Beyblade or it�s
characters, and we aren�t in any way affiliated with The Maury
Show, which is a daytime talk show on television. We aren�t making ANY money on
this at all!

Glay and Ranma�s Notes: This story won�t have any lemon or graphic R
rated material in it� it�s just a crack story that got taken down from
fanfiction.net because it contain real people and
things (ie. The Maury show).
Anywayz, it�s all just for fun!

The Maury Show

The audience continued to cheer wildly for the surprising World Champion
guest as he waved at them from the stage area. �YEAH TYSON!!
Yeah man! Woooo!!!!� The remaining Bladebreakers in the stands gaped,
wide-eyed at the unfolding events. Kenny recovered first, groaning and putting
his face in his hands. Max blinked hard a couple times, and Ray�s jaw was still
hanging open, the gum he had been chewing falling out of his mouth unnoticed.
The enthusiastic responses around them soon died down however when the
background crew motioned for quiet.

Maury and Tyson had taken their seats and the festive music that had
accompanied the introduction faded off.

Tyson grinned widely and looked around at the audience once before
looking at the famous talk show host. �Hey Maury!"

Maury clasped his hands loosely and smiled warmly back. �Now Tyson, you've
come here today because you have a secret.�
The bluenette nodded spiritedly, biting his
lip briefly. The talk show host continued relaying Tyson�s story. �A big
secret that you want to reveal to someone on the show today, am I right?�

�Oh yeah, Maury, it's really big.� Tyson
answered confident about that, pumping his fist in the air, a bright grin on
his face. �I am so incredibly stoked to be on your show!�

Maury laughed kindly at that and turned to the camera. �Tyson's big secret is
that he has a secret crush,� He turned back to Tyson, continuing. ��and your
crush is right here in the studio, but he has no idea what he's here
for!�

It took a moment, but soon the audience had registered the particular
pronoun that Maury had just used. There was a huge
collected GASP that swept across the seated viewers as they realized this story
had just gotten extra interesting. �WOOOAH!!!!�
Was the general response that floored the studio.

�For real!?� A woman exclaimed a few seats down from Kenny,
Max and Ray. The Chief seemed to be the only one capable of rational thought
and actions at that moment, as he couldn�t help but listen to the other
reactions of Tyson�s confession.

A large woman that sat right beside the bespectacled teen nodded
knowingly. �Mmhm, I could tell it by his walk honey.�

The Chief sweatdropped and looked back to the
stage his hair frazzled.�I
always had an idea that you were like that Tyson, but don�t you think you�re
going a bit overboard!? On national TV!! Ahhh I hope
you know what you�re doing!!!�

Tyson rubbed the back of his head sheepishly. �Yeah�heh
my secret crush is a guy. I know when Kai heard he was being put on your show,
he musta been pretty angry!� Thinking of his crush�s
reaction, the world champ laughed and sat more comfortably in his chair. �He
doesn't like to get out much, so I hope he won't get mad!�

�Kai?� Ray, Max and Kenny exclaimed up in the crowd. The Chief put a hand over
his face. �Ahhh why am I not
surprised!?�

Maury leaned forward in his chair and the cameras focused in on the two of
them. �Now, wait just a moment. Tyson, do you mean to tell me that you don't
know if Kai is interested in men or not?� A very concerned look crossed the
talk show host�s aged yet caring face. �This could be a problem. Have you
thought about the possibility that he� might not?�

Tyson shifted in his seat a bit while the audience and Maury eyed him worriedly.

Tyson finally just shrugged and smiled before answering. �Well, no, I
got no idea if he'd like other guys like that, but... Well, MAN!� His whole
face lit up with a megawatt grin. �Have you seen him?! Can we get a
picture of him up there or something?!� Tyson exclaimed loudly, jumping out of
his seat and waving at the wall-sized television screen behind Maury.

Maury laughed and looked off stage. �Ok, ok, can we get one up there? Let�s
get one up there!� The video screen turned on and a live picture of Kai
standing in the waiting room looking cool in front of the camera displayed on
it. The talk show host looked back to the screen and then to the audience.
�There's Kai!� He proclaimed.

The audience burst out in shouts and screams of pleased shock at the
unexpected hotness of Kai.

Tyson immediately started gesturing wildly to Kai. �I mean LOOK at him!
How could you not like that? Those arms�those eyes!�
The midnight haired teen pretended to swoon for good humor, but he had a blush
on his cheeks anyway. �He�s just incredibly HOT, Maury.�

�That�s true!� Maury agreed, amused at the
world champ�s full-blown fallen-in-love goofiness. �You�ve got it bad all
right!�

�Oh man, Maury�you don�t know how much.� Tyson
admitted and then grinned. �Kai's one helluva
Beyblader too! I don't care if he won't return
my feelings, but this secret has just been blowing my mind for the longest
time!!�

The blunette then returned to his seat with a
smile on his face. �I just couldn't help it. Over the years, he's become more
to me than just a team captain.�

Maury nodded and put a hand on the teen�s shoulder. �Well Tyson, we're going
to help you reveal your secret crush. But first, we have to bring Kai out! So,
what we�ll do is have you go backstage, so we can talk to him and get
ready.�

Tyson grinned and nodded, getting up and exiting the stage for the time
being.

Maury turned to the camera. �Now we have a special surprise today, because
you see, Kai also had a secret, which he revealed to us earlier.�

Shocked whispers and gasps swept through the audience, along with the
occasional �Ooooooh!� from wise guys.

Ray put a hand on Max�s mop of blond hair and pushed the shorter teen�s
head down. �Quit saying �oooooooh�! I�m trying
to listen!� The Chinese blader complained.

�This is my favourite show.� The blond
replied, oblivious to Ray�s complaints.

�You see, it seems as though KAI has a sizzling secret to share with
someone on the show. We had to take Tyson off stage, because we don't want him
to hear this.� Maury further explained, his eyebrows raised high.

Sad noises of �Poor Tyson�� came from the audience and a loud woman even
screamed, �That bastard Kai!!!�

Maury nodded solemnly and moved his hands in a placating gesture. �Yeah I
know, I know. We want Tyson to get his guy, don't we?� The audience cheered and
the talk show host smiled. �So let's bring out his secret crush, Kai, and see
what he has to say.�

Music sounded and Kai walked down the stairs on the far side of the
stage. At his appearance the audience became a wall of sound. Shouts of
�Bastard!!� and �BOO!!� boomed out against the indifferent team captain.

Nevertheless! Maury welcomed the teen to the
chairs where they would talk. �Hi Kai!�

Kai glared at the audience and took his seat coolly, crossing his legs.
�Hello Maury.� The dual-haired teen said crisply,
pointedly not looking at the old man. Instead Kai subtly scanned the audience
for someone�

Sensing Tyson�s crush was not much of a talker, Maury
moved right into it. �Now Kai, we hear that you've got a secret you'd like to
share with someone. Is that right?�

Kai inclined his head fractionally.

�And that person�is here today!� Maury
exclaimed, sitting up straight. �Can you tell us a little about this?�

Kai nodded. �When I found out I was asked to appear on your show, the
other members of the Beyblade team I play on had
flown out to New York
at the same time as myself.� The team captain paused
for a moment before crossing his arms and continuing. �I've had a secret I've
been holding for a long time, and I thought that I might as well get your help
to reveal it.�

Maury smiled. �And this secret is that you have a crush, correct? Now I'll be
honest with you Kai. You're a really good-looking guy!� A group of girls from
the audience screamed in approval. �What makes you think this lucky girl will
reject you?�

Kai sighed and looked up seriously. �She won't reject me, Maury, because there is no girl.�

Maury, the audience and the stage crew�s eyes all widened.

�So that means-� Maury started excitedly, only
to be cut off by the loud screams of the audience.

Kai closed his eyes and looked down. �The one I have a crush on is one
of my teammates.� The team captain then stared into the nearest camera. �I
don't know who brought me here today, or what they want, but I already love
someone else.�

At that statement there was an unbelievably overwhelming response
from audience, and Maury had to shush everybody.
�Okay, calm down everyone! Calm down!� The talk show host turned to Kai. �Well,
because this mystery person brought you here today, it's our job to give you
clues on who it might be.�

Kai simply re-crossed his legs and nodded. �Let's get this over with.�

Maury smiled and made a large arm movement. �Alright!
Let's bring out the first clue!�

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