Through The Keyhole

Con - Hey! Now, I know its been a while but it has been a very busy season after all, and we've been working on other things. Now if this fic wasnt to your fancy, the next one will be! We'll post it in a couple of weeks.

Popo - Yep; so watch out for it! And in the mean time; enjoy this!


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“Sandwich?” Kai thought he heard, glancing quickly at the door. He growled; he couldn’t believe his Russian friends had decided to listen in on his time with Hilary.
Well, he could believe it actually; they were Tala and Bryan after all.
“Oh Kai!” Hilary wailed under him, unable to see how angry he looked, her head thrown back, enjoying the pleasurable sensations washing over her. “Please don’t stop…!!”
“Those…!” Kai thought angrily; absently thrusting harder into the body below him, “I’ll kill them!”
“Oh…!”
“Well, after this,” Kai grinned, rubbing Hilary’s ankle, “They’re not spoiling this!” Kai thrusted harder into her body, Hilary wailing loudly with each thrust, shaking her head against the pillows.
The more he thought about them; listening in to what was only meant to be shared between himself and Hilary; their private time; the more angry he became. And he kept on unintentionally thrusting harder and faster into Hilary; the girl not realizing how angry he was, just thinking of how hard Kai was trying to please her.
“OH…! KAI!!!” She screamed loudly as she came, Kai gritting his teeth before yelling out as his orgasm followed.

***

“So that’s what Kai sounds like when he comes…” Tala mused.
“For a Russian; he sounds terrible,” Bryan shook his head, “It appalls me as a man.”
“Glad to have your insight,” Tala smirked, putting his hand over his mouth to contain his laugh.
“So you should be,” Bryan nodded, grinning.
“Think he’ll give it to her again?” Tala mused.
“Dunno….I don’t think he’d last that long, to be honest.”
“Doesn’t have good stamina,” Tala agreed.
“Of course not,” Bryan scoffed, “He could never match me.”
“Or your amount of sexual partners,” Tala chimed in.
“Nah; no way!” Bryan nodded.
“I don’t know if that’s something you should be proud of man.”
“Well I fucking am!”
“As long as you are,” Tala sniggered, trying hard to contain his laughter.

***

“Kai…” Hilary nuzzled against his chin, Kai snapping out of his trance to wrap his arms round her.
“Yeah,” he smiled, “You alright?”
“I’m better than okay,” she gave him a sleepy grin.
“I’m glad,” Kai grinned, lying her down, kissing her forehead.
“Where are you going?” She asked, rubbing her eyes, feeling his weight leave the bed.
“I’m just gonna take care of something quickly,” he explained, pulling on a pair of trousers, “You just sit tight.”
“Come back soon,” she murmured.
“You can count on it,” Kai assured her as she snuggled down in the sheets to slumber.
“Good…”

***

“Take care of something…?” Tala repeated, looking at Bryan.
“Oh fuck…” Bryan gulped, the two looking panicked as they took off down the hall.
“Ivanov! Kuznetsov!” Kai bellowed down the hall, the two stopping as they shot down the stairs and entered the living room.
“I think he saw us.”
“I think he did.”
“I’m going to fucking kill you!” Kai stormed into the room with them.
“You’re fucked dude,” Tala laughed, pointing at Bryan.
“I think he means you man.”
“I mean both of you fuck wads.”
“Oh,” the two said together.
“That does kind of make sense.”
“Indeed it does,” Tala mused.
“Quit the fucking idiot act; both of you,” Kai warned them, “Before I fuck you both up.”
“My; isn’t he forward?” Tala gushed bashfully.
“Isn’t he just?” Bryan agreed, “Be gentle with this fragile beast,” he rubbed Tala’s hair.
“Fucking….!” Kai fumed, his features twisting in anger, “Just what did you think you were doing?!”
“Uh….well…” Tala rubbed his hair.
“It’s your fault,” Bryan spoke up.
“My fault?! Explain to me how it is MY fault that you two are complete perverted bastards!?”
“You didn’t give us anything to do.”
“So you decide to listen in on me….” Kai blushed pausing, “Me….”
“You what Kai?” Tala cupped his hand to his ear, “I don’t think I can hear you…”
“Yeah; speak up a little!” Bryan urged.
“Nnngh…! How would you fucking like it if he was listening into you screwing one of those whores you pick up?!” Kai snapped, pointing at Bryan.
“Its cool; no big deal.” He shrugged, grinning at Kai, “In fact, I don’t give a shit if he even jerks off to it; we all know I’m sexy as hell.”
“You wish,” Kai grimaced.
“Nothing wrong with it!” Tala grinned, “Especially if the girls a kinky shit and wants a Russian Sandwich!”
“Now I thought I heard that! Why did you say that outside my room? What were you thinking?” Kai asked, snarling.
“We were just thinking how we’d like to stick your girlfriend in between us and fuck her,” Bryan shrugged shamelessly.
“What?”
“Yeah, for example; you could fuck her ass and I get her hole.” Tala piped up.
“Or I fucked her while she sucks you.” Bryan nodded.
“Or how…”
“ENOUGH!!!” Kai roared, looking extremely mad.
“What?” The two said together.
“How dare you think of Hilary like that!! She isn’t just some whore you can share!!”
“Aw, would you look at that?!” Tala squealed.
“What?” Kai looked at them; his eyes blazing with fury.
“He’s…what that word?” Tala paused in thought, “Uh…mahogany!”
“I don’t think that’s right man,” Bryan sniggered.
“You sure….”
“Mahogany is a type of wood; you dumb piece of shit,” Kai cried, annoyed at the two.
“Heh,” Bryan smirked, “He said wood.”
“It isn’t? Oh wait….monogamy, isn’t it?”
“I’m surprised you know the fucking word,” Kai folded his arms; flustered with the idiots before him.
“I’m smarter than I look!” Tala declared.
“I think you just insulted yourself…” Bryan laughed.
“You probably don’t even know what that word means!” Kai shot back at them.
“Something to do with….uh….” Tala paused, “Don’t help me; I’ll get this!” he snapped his fingers, “It means you uh….are inexperienced!”
“No it does not!” Kai hissed through gritted teeth clenching and unclenching his fist.
“Yes it does!”
“It means you’re only with one person!” Kai rubbed his temple, “How did you ever graduate?”
“I flirted with the examiner and snuck my notes in,” he grinned.
“Fuck right,” Kai rolled his eyes, “Are you sure that was it?”
“You can’t prove nothing; and I admit nothing,” Tala shut his mouth, slapping his hand over it while Bryan smirked at the red head’s antics.
“I don’t know what you’re smirking about….you’re just as bad as him!” Kai stormed over to the cabinet on the far side of the room, opening it and removing a can of juice from inside the hidden fridge.
“Me?” Bryan said innocently, “You offend me.”
“You two disgust me! Listening in to people…” he began; his eyes suddenly looking down to the large table by the window and the fresh black mark on the perfectly polished wood, “…WHO FUCKING RUINED THE TABLE!”
“Oh, that little thing…?” Bryan shrugged, “Whoops.”
“Whoops? Whoops? WHOOPS?!” Kai glared at him, “This is my Mother’s! It’s Italian!”
“Woods have nationalities?” Tala mused.
“There you go; you learn something new everyday,” Bryan nodded.
“I’m surrounded by fucking idiots!!” Kai roared, “What do you plan to do about it?!”
“Nothing, really.”
“You better do something; she loves that fucking table!”
“Yes, we wouldn’t want to upset Mommy dearest, would we?” Bryan teased, infuriating Kai more so.
“Don’t start me on my Mother,” Kai warned, “I. Will. Fucking. Destroy. You.”
“Such a Momma’s boy,” Bryan grinned.
“Least I have one,” Kai shot back, opening the can in his hand and drinking from it.
“I’ll pretend I didn’t hear that,” Bryan growled at him.
“Come on guys!” Tala chimed in suddenly, “Weren’t you getting mad at us about listening to you and your girl having sex? Let’s just have one argument at a time!”
“Then you both are fuckers; and I hate you. With every possible fibre of my being. I hope you both rot someplace. You even consider listening in again; and no one will find your bodies.”
“So if we’re going to do it….” Bryan began.
“Don’t get caught! Gotcha!” Tala concluded.
“Nnngh,” Kai clenched his fist, ready to walk by the two with his now empty can of juice in hand; having being taking the occasional drink from it to control his temper.
“So; you going to fuck her again?” Tala questioned suddenly.
“You couldn’t just shut up!” Kai snapped, slamming the empty can down on his friend’s held and crushing it flat; letting it drop to the floor as he walked by.
“You totally fucking deserved that,” Bryan laughed, pointing at the smaller Russian.
“Hey; guys?” Kai said suddenly, stopping.
“Yeah?” the two turned to face Kai; both receiving a tightly balled fist to the stomach.
“What the…?” Tala gasped, falling to his knees.
“I fucking told you,” he hissed through firmly clenched teeth.
“That….really….fucking….hurt…” Bryan groaned, resting his arm to the unit.
“Good!” Kai grinned, feeling very proud of himself as he walked out the room, “Remember what will happen if you try it again!” He yelled on his way out.
“Mother…fucker!” Tala coughed, rubbing his stomach. “I…hate him…”
“He hates us too,” Bryan agreed.
“So, are we going to go listen to them fuck again?” Tala asked, a grin spreading across his lips.
“Heh! Of course!”

***

“I really hope they burn in hell.” Kai muttered, pushing open his bedroom door, smiling at Hilary snuggled up under the bed-sheets.
“Should they even try it…”
“Kai?” Hilary murmured, rubbing her eyes as she began to stir. “Hey…”
“Hey Hil,” Kai smiled, sitting down on the edge of the bed. “Sleep well?”
“For the few minutes I was out for,” she giggled, shuffling over beside him, placing her hand over his. “So…?”
“So what?”
“Where did you go?”
“Was kinda thirsty,” he revealed, “You tire me out,” he grinned, making her blush and bury her face half in the sheets.
“Not as much as you do me,” she giggled, “Join me,” she urged, tugging his hand.
“I have a better idea,” Kai smirked.
“What’s that?” she asked sitting up slightly.
“I’m kinda hot and sweaty…..” he leant down to her level, rubbing his fingers across her cheek, “You’re kinda hot and sweaty…”
“Yes…?” she murmured into his lips, “Where is this going; Kai Hiwatari…?”
“I think we should take a shower,” he suggested.
“Together?”
“Why not?” he shrugged.
“I’m surprised we’ve had peace from Ta…”
“Don’t mention that name! Or the other one,” Kai made a face, making Hilary giggle.
“Alright,” she agreed, nodding, “I’ll go check the water,” she kissed him as she got up, taking the top sheet with her as a simple covering from his roaming eyes, “Don’t be long!”
“Oh; I won’t be,” Kai assured her, nodding as he watched her slip into the adjoining bathroom.

***

“Can you hear anything?” Bryan nudged Tala, watching Tala with his ear against Kai’s bedroom door.
“No,” he shook his head, standing up straight.
“You’re kidding!”
“Nope, nothing at all.”
“But it was so obvious that he was gonna do her again!” Bryan cried out, immediately regretting it, slapping his hand over his mouth, “How can he not?” He whispered.
“I dunno…” Tala sighed, “Maybe he took her elsewhere…”
“That…sneaky bastard! Where could they have gone?”
“Bathroom?” Tala suggested.
“Wanna try the window?” Bryan suggested.
“You bet I do!”

***

“Kai…oh Kai…” Hilary moaned, Kai’s lips pressed against her neck, rubbing his hands across her slippery wet skin.
“You like that, don’t you?” He smirked against her neck, running his fingers across her breasts, grabbing them in his hands, groping her roughly.
“Yes…” She panted, pressing herself against the taller man, a grunt reaching her ears, “Isn’t someone excited?”
“Extremely.” Kai grinned, rolling her nipples between his fingers as she wiggled her backside against his growing erection, hissing, “Oh you’re so gonna get it now…!”
“You don’t think….you know…” she hesitated, “They would..?”
“Frosted glass,” Kai reminded her of the window; his lips marking her damp skin., “So fuck ‘em.”
“No, fuck ~me~.” She corrected.
“Ah, touché,” Kai agreed eagerly, he hands groping any piece of skin they could grace; “I’d hate to be them right about now!”