An Unlikely Couple

Chapter 2

Roy had no idea Ed could be so passionate about something other than alchemy. Over the past few months, they'd frequently ended up having sex on his desk whenever Fullmetal dropped by. Roy had had no idea that the boy actually liked him, and he didn't know whether to be happy or appalled when he found that he liked drawing pleasured sounds out of the boy, and enjoyed the way he writhed beneath him, moaning in pleasure.

It would ruin both of our careers if anyone found out and reported us. Not only that, I would land in jail because he's still a minor, despite how grown up he acts at times. If we're going to continue like this, we must keep it quiet, the Colonel thought as he stared at his paperwork, trying to get up the inspiration to actually work on it. Then the image of Hawkeye, her gun aimed right between his eyes flashed through his mind, providing sufficient inspiration for him to work.

After about an hour of working, he heard the door to his inner office open and close. Knowing who it was, he pretended not to notice the younger alchemist until he heard the impatient clearing of the throat. Looking up, Roy feigned surprise at seeing Ed there.

"I didn't know you were there, Fullmetal," he said before smirking,"You're so short, I couldn't see you over my paperwork."

Part of him enjoyed seeing the boy's face redden as he obviously tried to rein in his notoriously short temper. Like always, it never worked.

"Who're you callin' so short he could get lost behind a grain of rice, you asshole!" Ed shouted before he stood there, panting and puffing in anger as he glared daggers at the Colonel. If looks could kill, Roy would've been dead shortly after Ed's arrival in Central to take the State Alchemist test.

"Now, now, Fullmetal. You know I didn't say that," he said, his voice silky smooth as he leaned forward to lean against his desk, hands clasped in front of his mouth, mostly to hide his smirk. If he was going to get the boy into the mood, it would be counterproductive to piss him off even more.

"Now, what are you here for, Fullmetal?"

Ed blinked incredulously at that. Once he'd gathered his wits, he glared at Roy before throwing the report onto the desk.

"I came to hand in my report, Colonel Forgetful Bastard," he growled, though they both knew that it was mainly an act to keep away any suspicions.

"Oh. That's right," Roy said as he picked up the report to read it, fighting back a grimace at the coffee and jelly stains, as well as Ed's sloppy handwriting.

"Looks good, but do you really think I can pass along a report that looks like you had breakfast on it, Fullmetal?"

Ed's glare only intensified at that.

"That's because I practically did have breakfast on it. I filled it out on the train on the way here."

That explains the sloppier than normal handwriting, Roy thought before he was interrupted by Ed again.

"Is that all you wanted me for, Colonel?" he asked and Roy nodded.

"Yes, you're dismissed," he replied, then remembered something.

"Wait," he said, and Ed turned, looking like he wanted to get out of there. Looking down, Roy could see why.

In a little pain down there, huh, Fullmetal? I'll have to take care of that.


Ed couldn't believe it; he was almost free to head to the closest bathroom to take care of his "little problem". He didn't particularly want sex this time. Whenever they had sex on Roy's desk, his back hurt.

"What?" the boy asked, trying to keep his look defiant, but was faltering under the seductive look Roy was giving him.

Shit...he noticed.

"Lock the door and come here, Fullmetal," Roy said, his expression turning to a seductive smirk.

"We can't have you going back to Al with that tent in your pants, can we?" he added, his tone silky smooth again. Almost reluctantly, Ed complied, walking over to the Colonel after locking the door. He was already getting undressed as he walked, starting with that distinctive red coat of his, which he left on one of the couches in the office.

"My back was sore enough I had to think of something to tell Al the last time we did this, you know," the boy grumbled and Roy gave him a reassuring smile as he stood and walked over, gripping the boy by the shoulders and gently guiding him to the desk.

"We don't have to do this on the desk," he murmured as he softly kissed a spot on Ed's neck he knew was particularly sensitive, eliciting a soft whimper from his young lover.

I shouldn't tease him too much this time. He seems ready to explode already.

"Then why are we still at the desk?" Ed asked, already sounding breathless. How quickly he'd become this aroused surprised him.

Roy could only smirk more as he heard that, as well as Ed's tone.

"You'll see, Fullmetal," the Colonel murmured as he pressed another kiss to the boy's neck.


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Haha, I know I'm evil for leaving it at that, but I didn't want to write the smexing and completely fail at it. So, sex scene in the next chapter! X3