Kakarotto's Balls
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Dragon Ball Z › Yaoi - Male/Male
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Dragon Ball Z › Yaoi - Male/Male
Rating:
Adult ++
Chapters:
9
Views:
5,978
Reviews:
23
Recommended:
0
Currently Reading:
0
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I don't own DBZ or its characters or their testicles and I don't profit from writing fanfic.
Vegeta's Vengeance 1-5
Author's Note: With all the fun I had with "Kakarotto's Balls," I couldn't help thinking SEQUEL! With the kind assistance of the LJ community "Kill Your OTP," I have attained a 15-prompt table through which to extend the testiculartasticness into another batch of 100-word tidbits. The numbers and prompts listed below come from the Kill Your OTP "anti-ship table."
Summary: Having given himself over to the disturbing allure of Kakarotto, Vegeta determines to reassert control and dominance. Yeah, right.
Warnings: Uke!Vegeta, testicle obsession, foul-mouthed yaoi goodness.
Vegeta's Vengeance
#1 Grow Apart
How long have I lain here in a testicle funk-induced haze, Kakarotto? How long have my noble Saiyajin nostrils been filled with the sickly smell of your sac, my lips coated with third-class spunk? No matter. I will think no further about the loneliness of a prince without a homeworld and the depths it drove him to. I know what I must do. Yes, I knelt before you, desperate for a taste of home, but that is over now. I will reclaim myself and be rid of you. I'll wipe the grin off your face for once and for all.
#2 Anger
There is no wrath like a Saiyajin's wrath, Kakarotto. As my fist crashes into your jaw, I teach you to respect the honor I do you when I tongue your filthy balls. As my boot smashes into your back, I remind you that fucking me can never make you more than a low-grade warrior. And as my ki soars and blasts of power shoot you down from the sky, I show you that I am, now and always, your prince. I can't remove the taint of this pitiful planet upon you, but I will beat some sense into you, Kakarotto.
#3 Apathy
You smile at me, lying sweaty and languid, arms folded behind your head. Could it be you think that when I let you fuck me it proves your worthiness somehow? Ha! Cease your idiot dreams. I couldn't care less what you think. You will never understand what it truly means to be Saiyajin or the gift I have given you to slake the tiniest portion of my princely lust. Listen well: I could make you bow down before me if I wished. But such effort would only fuel your self-delusion. I know who I am, Kakarotto, with or without you.
#4 Cheat
I see you, Kakarotto, crawling back to your woman. So much easier to face her petty possessiveness than your true destiny as a Saiyajin, isn't it? The prince has recognized you, and yet you deny your fate. I have seen you, lying beneath her as she rides the hard shaft that by rights belongs to me. She is a feeble lover, and yet you return to her, time and again. Come, Kakarotto, I know the allure of the female, but I am not fool enough to lose myself in its swollen folds! Does she lick your balls, Kakarotto? Does she?
#5 Betrayal
Surely my royal eyes deceive me, Kakarotto! I have bestowed my beating, my fuck, and my generosity upon you despite your grotesque unworthiness, and how do you repay your prince? Was it not enough to accept that I must share you with your female? I have taken the blue-haired bitch to my bed to show how little your treachery matters to me in my greatness. But you dare insult me further? Do not think I did not see you at the waterfall, letting Piccolo taste your sweet Saiyajin balls! Such betrayal will not be tolerated, Kakarotto, not by Prince Vegeta!
Summary: Having given himself over to the disturbing allure of Kakarotto, Vegeta determines to reassert control and dominance. Yeah, right.
Warnings: Uke!Vegeta, testicle obsession, foul-mouthed yaoi goodness.
#1 Grow Apart
How long have I lain here in a testicle funk-induced haze, Kakarotto? How long have my noble Saiyajin nostrils been filled with the sickly smell of your sac, my lips coated with third-class spunk? No matter. I will think no further about the loneliness of a prince without a homeworld and the depths it drove him to. I know what I must do. Yes, I knelt before you, desperate for a taste of home, but that is over now. I will reclaim myself and be rid of you. I'll wipe the grin off your face for once and for all.
#2 Anger
There is no wrath like a Saiyajin's wrath, Kakarotto. As my fist crashes into your jaw, I teach you to respect the honor I do you when I tongue your filthy balls. As my boot smashes into your back, I remind you that fucking me can never make you more than a low-grade warrior. And as my ki soars and blasts of power shoot you down from the sky, I show you that I am, now and always, your prince. I can't remove the taint of this pitiful planet upon you, but I will beat some sense into you, Kakarotto.
#3 Apathy
You smile at me, lying sweaty and languid, arms folded behind your head. Could it be you think that when I let you fuck me it proves your worthiness somehow? Ha! Cease your idiot dreams. I couldn't care less what you think. You will never understand what it truly means to be Saiyajin or the gift I have given you to slake the tiniest portion of my princely lust. Listen well: I could make you bow down before me if I wished. But such effort would only fuel your self-delusion. I know who I am, Kakarotto, with or without you.
#4 Cheat
I see you, Kakarotto, crawling back to your woman. So much easier to face her petty possessiveness than your true destiny as a Saiyajin, isn't it? The prince has recognized you, and yet you deny your fate. I have seen you, lying beneath her as she rides the hard shaft that by rights belongs to me. She is a feeble lover, and yet you return to her, time and again. Come, Kakarotto, I know the allure of the female, but I am not fool enough to lose myself in its swollen folds! Does she lick your balls, Kakarotto? Does she?
#5 Betrayal
Surely my royal eyes deceive me, Kakarotto! I have bestowed my beating, my fuck, and my generosity upon you despite your grotesque unworthiness, and how do you repay your prince? Was it not enough to accept that I must share you with your female? I have taken the blue-haired bitch to my bed to show how little your treachery matters to me in my greatness. But you dare insult me further? Do not think I did not see you at the waterfall, letting Piccolo taste your sweet Saiyajin balls! Such betrayal will not be tolerated, Kakarotto, not by Prince Vegeta!