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Holes In The Universe	By : crashcrashcrash25 Category: Dragon Ball Z > Crossovers Views: 1098 -:- Recommendations : 0 -:- Currently Reading : 0
Disclaimer: I don't own Dragonball/Z/GT or anything affliated with it. I'm making no money off of it. I don't know Good Charlotte either. It's a work of fiction.

Chapter List
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Chapter Two

Joel groaned. Oh God, my head...how much did I drink last night? "Huh?" He rubbed his palms over whatever it was he was laying on. "Seriously?" he slowly opened his eyes and softly laughed. "I haven't passed out outside since I was like...23, that's....."He thought for a minute. "Eight years ago. Jesus." He slowly climbed to his feet. He looked around and frowned. "Where am I?"

He was in the middle of a small clearing in what appeared to be a dense forest. He had not the slightest idea where he was. He shrugged. Who cares, I'll call Benji. He happily pulled his cellphone out of his pants pocket. The screen was black. He held the power button in for the required three seconds. Nothing. He tried again. Nothing. His smile disappeared. "Fuck."

He stood contemplating what he should do for a few moments, before finally deciding to just walk straight. After about ten minutes he stopped and looked around again. It looked like every other forest he'd ever seen, except there were some weird looking plants he'd never seen before.

He jumped when he heard voices. His body was tense, but relaxed when he realized they were the voices of children. Moments later they came into view: Two young boys, both under ten. The smaller one had black, unruly spiked hair, and onyx eyes. He wore an orange gi with a long sleeved blue shirt underneath and a black obi tied around his waist. The other boy had, strangely, gray hair, with a subtle purple tint, and bright blue eyes. He wore a dark teal gi with an orange obi around his waist, and orange wristbands.

The two boys stopped when they saw Joel.

"Excuse me, boys." Joel took a step towards them. He was taken aback as both boys lowered themselves into a defensive fighting stance. "Hey, whoa!" He put his hands up in the air. He was weirded out. Two little kids, getting ready to fight a grown man, not looking the least bit scared. "I don't want to fight. I'm not here to cause trouble. I'm lost, I don't know where I am. I swear I fell asleep in my bed and I woke up here."

The two boys looked at each other. "Well, where's your house?" The spikey haired child asked.

"Glendale."

Both boys made a face. "Huh?"

"Los Angeles."

The boys shook their heads.

"California?"

"Never heard of it."

"United States? North America?"

The two boys laughed. "What planet are you from?" The gray haired one asked.

Joel frowned. What the fuck? Why are these kids screwing with me?

"Hey mister! Aren't you gonna answer Trunks? What planet are you from?" The spikey haired one asked.

Trunks? His name is Trunks!? What kind of fucking name is Trunks?

"-he looks human..."

Joel's head snapped up. "What? I AM human. What kind of ridiculous game are you two playing?"

"What planet are you from?" Trunks asked again.

Joel sighed and finally gave up. "Fine, I'll play your little game...I'm from Earth."

The two boys burst out laughing. "Go..Go..Goten, did you hear that guy?" Trunks asked his friend, putting one hand on Goten's shoulder and the other over his own stomach. Goten had both his hands over his stomach.

Goten? Seriously?

"Yeah!" Goten giggled wildly. "And he lives in a place called California. Ha!" Goten looked up at Joel. "You sure do have a good imagination Mister."

Joel bit his lip. "Where are your parents?" He asked.

The two boys looked at each other. "Who's parents?" Trunks asked.

"I don't care. I just need to speak with an adult."

The two boys looked at each other, then shrugged. "C'mon." They turned around and began walking back the way they came, Joel trailing behind them.

"So, what's your name?" Goten asked.

"Joel."

"How old are you?" Goten asked.

"Thirty one, how old are you?" Joel asked.

"I'm seven."

"I'm eight," Trunks said proudly, happy he could outdo his friend in practically everyway.

"Awesome," Joel said. "What are your parents' names?"

"Vegeta and Bulma." Trunks said. "My dad is a prince and he's the strongest person in the world."Nuh-uh!" Goten shrieked. "My dad is the strongest in the world! His name is Goku! My mom, well, my mom died." He said, his face falling.

"Oh," Joel frowned. "I'm so sorry."

Goten nodded sadly.

Joel followed silently behind the two boys, who chatted happily with each other, for about fifteen minutes before the came across a small house. Joel looked up at it. Part of it was a white dome shape, and attached to it was a normal looking wooden cottage.

"This is my house!" Goten exclaimed.

"It's nice." Joel smiled.

"Daddy!" Goten called, running up to the house, Trunks and Joel following behind him.

The door opened and three men came out. One was wearing a pair of orange pants and a white t shirt. Joel guessed he was around 18, 19 years old. He had the same onyx eyes as Goten. His hair was black and spikey like the little boy's, but it was cut much shorter and wasn't as unruly.

The second man was obviously older, probably in his late 20's, but was quite short. He had angry black eyes, and tall, spikey black hair, with a very prominent window's peak. He wore a blue jumpsuit, white boots and gloves, and a sour expression.

The last man looked like an adult sized Goten, even down to the clothes, the only difference being his blue shirt was short sleeved and he had a blue obi and wristbands. He had to be Goten's father.

"Hey Goten!"

"Daddy!" Goten grinned ear to ear and jumped into his father's arms.

The short one was staring at Joel suspiciously, and even though he was tiny, he made Joel very afraid. "Who are you?" he barked.

The other two men turned their attention from Goten to Joel.

"That's Joel," Trunks explained. "He's lost and he needs help."

"Oh. Well, I'm Goku, Goten's dad, and this is my other son Gohan. And that's Vegeta, he's Trunks's dad."

Joel nodded. "Nice to meet you." They seem....familiar somehow. He thought, staring at Goku and Vegeta.

His eyes widened in disbelief. Walking through the woods he had thought something about them had seemed familiar. Now he knew why all the people in front of him seemed familiar. And he couldn't believe it it. He pinched himself hard. Ow. He shook his head in disbelief. Shit. What. The. Fuck.

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