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Piccolo and...a Woman	By : Megasaiyan Category: Dragon Ball Z > General Views: 1393 -:- Recommendations : 0 -:- Currently Reading : 0
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    It has been six months since Piccolo started observing humans closely by hanging out among them, but not socialising as well, though. Shortly, after finding out what Princess Koenma did to him, he also found out that she not only gave him a cock, but she also changed his entire metabolism, meaning water wasn't enough for him, his stomach desired food too, so he had no choice, then to eat like humans do. He actually started enjoying eating food. His taste buds went wild, as he never imagined eating could bring such pleasure. "Now I understand why Goku ate so much. This is extraordinary!"-he thought. At first, he ate dinosaurs, reptiles and other wild animals killed by him, but soon after, he decided to go to restaurants, and try all types of food. He just couldn't stop himself. He borrowed a lot of money from Pan, who one day got so mad, she had no choice than to tell him to get a job. Piccolo easily got a job in the construction, which of course was way too easy for him, but he decided not to get any attention and make his colleagues lose their jobs, so he took it easy. In the meantime, he could easily study the human customs and habits, as well as trying more foods.

    There was one person, however, who got his attention. He watched her very closely as she spent all of her time in the bars, getting drunk, then she picked a man aleatory, went in a hotel and...Well, he couldn't figure out what exactly they were doing, as he couldn't see inside because of the curtains. However, he did hear a lot of moanings with his superhuman hearing. "This must be how they reproduce...-he thought, remembering many times seeing one of Master Roshi's sex magazines. "But how many off springs does she plan to have anyway?"-he wondered confused. He couldn't explain why he picked that women, particularly, to observe. Was it her beauty ( as if Piccolo could tell which one was pretty or ugly, for him, they all looked the same ), or her way of doing things, her behaviour, her 'Don't give a damn!' style? He was just simply attracted to her, without any reason, but he knew that she was the one who would be teaching him more "human" things. "I just have to meet her."-Piccolo thought, and one night, he went in the bar and sat close to her. He ordered a beer, which by now, he also started to like drinking, but he did not say a word to her. She, on the other hand, immediately noticed him, and was very intrigued by his presence, so she sat next to him. She lit a cigarette and after a short while, she decided to make the first move, as Piccolo acted like he didn't give a crap about her.

-So, aren't you going to buy me something to drink?-she started.

-What would you like?

-How about a vodka, the most expensive one?

-Bartender, you heard her!-Piccolo shouted looking at the bartender-Give her what she desires!

-Right away, sir.-the bartender said a bit stunned.

-So...-she continued-Where you from?

-Around.

-Where do you work?

-Construction.

-How old are you?

-31.-he answered after thinking carefully a few seconds.

-Any girlfriend?

-None.

-What exactly are you?

-Namekian.

-What is that?

-A different kind of human being.-he said giving it a few seconds thought.

-What is your name?

-Ma Junior.

-Nice to meet you...Ma Junior. My name is Chidori.

-Likewise.-_- she was rather annoyed by his direct answers, his indifferent mood, as if he wasn't interested in her at all; however, she decided to MAKE him interested in her.

-How's about coming to my place to get to know each other better?

-Sure.--_-- (again, she was pissed off of his indiference).

    Piccolo paid for the drinks, bought three more bottles of vodka for her, she called a taxi, which drove them to her apartment. There she put down her purse and the vodkas and told him to wait for her in the bedroom until she refreshes herself. Piccolo sat down on the bed, not knowing what would happen next. She appeared at the doorway in a few moments in a sexy pose, wearing a sexy pajama. She approached him, not saying a word, and she started kissing him, Piccolo not knowing whether to back down, or continue this awkward thing with his mouth. Afterwards, he started enjoying this kissing thing, also noticing she putting her tongue into his mouth, which he also found weird and exciting as well, so he did the same. Soon, they were both kissing each other, rather passionately, if you count that Piccolo hardly knew what he was doing and the woman was very drunk. Even Piccolo's nose was very irritated by the smell of alcohol, but he was feeling too well to be bothered with it.

    Piccolo seems to be on top of things, for now...But the hard part is yet to come. Find out how well or badly will he manage, on the next "exciting" chapter!
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