House of Vegeta Chronicles

HOUSE OF VEGETA CHRONICLES 21: Embarrassing Moments

The Ouji sighed, walking slowly to his private chambers. It was one
of the rare times any saiyan would feel contrite. Admissions of
weakness came hard to a proud, warrior race. But some things couldn't
be denied.

Such as cheating on one's mate.

Vegeta picked up a crystal paperweight, watching the facets gleam.
His thoughts were distracted.

/Damn Frieza and his technological concoctions...making our own
instincts turn against us. I'll roast that amphibian whole and feed
him to the ragtails./

"Vegeta?"

The prince turned. An equally contrite Kakarot stepped quietly into
the room. Dark eyes levelled evenly on his mate.

A sigh. "I don't know where to begin, Kakarot-"

The wild one lifted his hand. "I understand, koi...this is awkward."

The ouji approached his significant other. "Come, take my hand."

Kakarot did so, leading his prince into another, even more secluded
space. They sat on a plush ottoman. The two saiyans stared at each
other in silence.

"I suppose I should begin." the ouji started.

"Do we need to discuss this, Vegeta? Everyone...was wild during the
gamma attacks."

"True, but this weighs heavy on my conscience. And you?"

Kakarot flushed in memory. "I've tried not to dwell on it."

The ouji was silent a moment. "I suppose this conversation occurs in
many places about now."

"No doubt. But it meant nothing, Vegeta. Nothing!!"

The ouji growled. "Hn! I know you were with Aba. The reeking slakka
was all over your skin!!"

Kakarot snarled in response. "And you? I heard you entertained some
second class officer. His scent isn't familiar to me!"

Vegeta looked away briefly. "He had respect for his prince."

"And a tender ass!" Kakarot snapped.

The ouji punched him in the arm. "You dare?"

"Damn straight. Where do you get off, Vegeta? I never sought Aba out-"

"I may still burn her one day. That slakka's nothing but trouble!"

"Don't change the subject."

The ouji glared, eyes like dark pits. "I'm not. But the hurta (piece)
wants your bones, Kakarot. Don't deny it!"

Kakarot laughed bitterly. "You grab a stranger and lecture me?!
What's the point here, Vegeta? I wasn't chasing Aba, and you never
wanted that _glannsak_ you rolled with."

The prince sniffed indignantly. "He didn't smell that much."

"Fool!"

"Idiot!!"

The pair glared again before breaking into laughter. The ouji
shrugged.

"This argument makes no sense, eh?"

A kiss. "Ne, my prince. I'd rather do something else."

A russet black tail waved. "And that would be?"

Kakarot kissed long lashes. "What do you think?"

"Hn" the ouji purred seductively, slinking out of his armor. His
horny mate grabbed him, tearing the bodysuit underneath with his
teeth.

"Krukka, stop trying to eat me whole!!"

Kakarot nuzzled the hot chest. "An excellent idea. Now where to
start?"

The ouji cursed as heat swelled his nipples. Kakarot captured one
with his tongue.

/Hn, like honey. Want more!/

/Pervert./ Vegeta arched against him, shaking. Kakarot pulled his
prince down, kissing golden skin wildly.

"Now for the good part!"

****

A similar scene played out in another royal chamber. Bardock growled,
pacing. Recent events involving the gamma attacks had him irritated
no end. A thick tail bristled behind him stiffly.

The Ou entered the room silently, siken robes flowing. His demeanor
was subdued.

"Bardock."

A snort, more pacing.

"Bardock, are you angry with me?"

A throaty roar.

"It wasn't my fault, I swear...how can I not be saiyan?!"

"Royal skank! I thought you high breds were supposed to have special
control?!"

The Ou sighed, standing in front of him. "That pertains to
oozaru...the circumstances were different."

Bardock dropped into a plush chair, armor gleaming. "Desdekk told me
about the slakka you rolled with-"

"Desdekk runs his mouth too much, even for one of prominence. Do you
really think I'd seek a servant out of idleness?!"

The dark saiyan whuffed, shaking his head. "I'm still pissed."

The Ou's face was red now. "It wasn't deliberate, Bardock. Stop being
an asshole!!"

"It's like the past all over again!!" more roaring.

"What past, fool?!"

"Always excuses when you strayed. But I wasn't supposed to be with
Celipe!!"

Vegeta Ou blinked in stupefication. "You compare this with-"

"So you didn't have control. What's the difference?!"

The king yanked his mate up by the tail. "Idiot. Who was I running
with, then? You make no sense!"

"Go to hell."

"Hn." the Ou sniffed, pulling Bardock close. His mate attempted to
pull away. Vegeta wasn't having any of it.

"Let go of me."

Dark eyes smouldered. "Never, Bardock. From the time I first laid
eyes on you it was so."

Bardock could only stare in surprise. "I know what you're trying to
do-"

"This?" the Ou nuzzled, goatee tickling. Bardock shivered, but stood
fast.

"About that stinking slakka-"

"She can rot in hell." more nuzzling. A furry whip pulled Bardock
close again. The dark saiyan still complained, though less forcefully.

"I oughta burn her-"

Hot lips silenced his anger. /You know my soul. Stop this stupidity!/

A growl as Bardock bit an ear. Tails unwound, coiling and
wrapping. /I should have been here./

Sloppy kisses stopped thought as the pair clutched in mounting
passion. The King stroked Bardock's face tenderly.

/You would have fallen prey to the same madness, love. Then we'd both
be apologizing./

Bardock sighed into the kiss. /I'd come for you directly./

Vegeta Ou licked his lips, eyeing his mate hungrily. "Red moon is two
weeks away, Bardock."

Bardock eased out of their embrace, circling his King. A thick tail
teased as he moved. "Hn...I suppose Frieza's due for more
entertainment. Maybe we can blow his mind."

The Ou slinked to his knees, satin robes spilling free. "I'll blow
something else."

****

Kakarot purred in complete satisfaction as a hot tongue lapped pools
of cream from his belly.

"Hn, my prince...wonderful!"

The ouji lifted his head up, smiling wickedly at the luscious body
beneath him. "And don't you forget it, Kakarot."

Dopey grin. "Never."

"It seems the only way to keep you still is to pound you senseless. I
may do it more often."

Kakarot turned over, lifting his tail high. "I feel so hot..."

The ouji felt his groin tighten at the view. That same tail coiled
his neck, pulling him in.

"You're so beautiful, Kakarot." Vegeta breathed, fondling the plump
ass.

The wild head half turned, dark eyes seductive. "So show me, don't
tell me!!" musk sprayed everywhere, misting the prince face on.

With a roar the ouji mounted, plowing into delicious heat...

****

Bardock leaned against the wall in ecstasy, eyes rolled in bliss.
Kneeling in front of him was an extremely sticky Ou, who was
plastered on his face and forearms.

"Hn, tasty. You always reminded me of honey, Bardock."

"Vegetaan." the wild head looked down, eyes smoky.

A gentle laugh as Vegeta suckled trembling thighs. "Join me before
you fall down."

"Hai" Bardock slid down with a sigh. He grabbed his king, rolling on
the floor. Discarded robes and armor lay scattered everywhere.

/My turn./ Sharp teeth plunged into a golden neck, savoring his claim.

****

The ouji blinked stars from his eyes. Beneath him a groaning, heaving
Kakarot sprawled on their makeshift mattress.

"Ughh" the prince rolled off slowly, his body an ache.

"Kakarot."

"Hahhh"

"Can't move."

"Me either."

"Frieza might be blowing up the planet right now."

"So we die happy. Go to sleep, Vegeta."

****

Bardock and his King lay weakly in a tangle. Soft purrs filled the
chamber as golden bodies glistened.

"My king." Bardock licked Vegeta's neck wound.

The Ou gasped in pleasure. "Fool. First you suck me dry, then you
bite me to death!"

A nasty grin. "Kind of like a 'blow dry!!"

"Funky bastard. I should turn you over right now!"

"Ha!" a fat tail slapped the Ou's ass as they embraced.

"Aaaa..."

"Like that, you freak. Again!!" another tail slap, leaving a soft
blush.

Vegeta purred in pleasure, sweating and squirming. "Bardock, you know
Frieza has breached our satellite feed...he could be seeing this-"

Bardock nibbled Vegeta's goatee. "His limp ass couldn't get a mack
on if he tried. Too bad!" more slaps on the Ou's butt, with open
palms this time.

Vegetaan howled like a slut, bouncing. "Watch my ass, Worm!!"

****

And on a distant asteroid base, Frieza watched everything. And
fainted.

THE END