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Family Therapy	By : CardDragonBall Category: Dragon Ball Z > Yaoi - Male/Male Views: 3495 -:- Recommendations : 1 -:- Currently Reading : 0
Disclaimer: I do not own DragonballZ, nor any of the characters from it. I do not make any money from the writing of this story.

Chapter List
- 1-Family Therapy
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- 24-2-something
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Family Therapy

Card

Sequel to Group Therapy

Which
was the sequel to Mental Therapy, Hormone Therapy & Cross-eyed.

DISCLAIMERS and CAUTIONS:

A.
No. *sighs heavily * I still don�t own DBZ, DBGT or DB. I tried to buy it out, and wouldn�t you know
it, fifty cents and a piece of bubblegum wasn�t enough. *sigh *
Luckily I own the entire Hormone Therapy world wherein Vegeta has a
uterus, so does Trunks. There is a set
of Twins, Gina and a slew of little annoying children.

B.
I no longer feel that you MUST read Cross-eyed because it�s gotten a
1000 hits. BUT, if you want EVERYTHING
to make COMPLETE sense than you should read Hormone Therapy, Mental Therapy,
Cross-eyed and A Prince Among Men. (My
universe has gotten huge, hasn�t it?)

C.
Okay, just about seven years and seven months (enough time for Vegeta
to be fertile again) have passed. So
there will be �lust-crazed� sex with the purpose of getting people
pregnant. (Those people, mind you, are
mostly male.) So there is SLASH
(homosexuality) and there is *gasp and shudder * straight sex. SAIYANS. (I consider this a warning.) Humor.
Goten. (he�s a warning all his
own.)
D.
And this is AU. And it�s all
about humor (and the endless lemons.
Goal for this story: get a lemon in every chapter like Hormone
Therapy.)

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~****

�Dad,� Aya said as she
looked up from her bowl of cereal, �Why does your shirt have a male chicken on
it?� All innocent like.

Vegeta
(her uncle) snorted in respons her her question but didn�t pause in preparing
his mate�s breakfast nor offer any sarcastic comment as he would have under
other circumstances. Gina grinned
broadly and the two boys were all with the smirking shit. Her dad, however, just blinked�unfazed
really�and calmly replied:

�What�s
another name for a male chicken?�

�Rooster?�
she said.

�Cock,�
Masuyo said, in that tone that implied she was a moronic bastard for not
figuring this out. Which of course got
him smacked by his mother. �Hey!� he
retorted to that offense, �If you have one than you should be able to say it.�

Which
made Gina grin. �Okay, if that�s what
you want. How about�vagina?�

�Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! MOM!�
Masuyo screeched, slapped his hands over his ears. �That�s just wrong!�

�Clitoris?�

Bardock
grabbed Masuyo by the wrist and dragged him out of the room with the ever
helpful power of IT. All that was left
of them was the crumbs from their toast.
And the triumphant smirk on Gina�s face.

�Okay,�
Aya said, �What�s so funny about cock?�

Which
naturally made her poor Uncle burst into laughter.

~~~***

�VEGETA!�
Goku said, desperately now. �COME
ON! You�ve never held out this long!�

His
response was a stony glare.

�PLEASE?� He was dangerously close to that point where
he might have to. You know. That thing.
The one with his hand. �Why are
you being so mean to me?�

�Because
I enjoy listening to your endless bitching,� Vegeta said. Deadpan.
Ignored him then. Stood in front
of the mirror (even though it was covered by a sheet) and crossed his arms over
his chest. (He could actually rest his
arms on his rounded tummy now.) �I
thought it was obvious.�

�Isn�t
there ANYTHING you�re willing to do?� (He had been doing this begging thing for
a while with no luck thus far, but he was a persistent bastard and he knew that
eventually he would win. He always
won.)

�Kicking
you comes to mind.�

�NOT
THAT! Come on. Anything?�
Gave him the pleady eyes, and in response his mate grabbed his hand,
dragged him over to the bathroom door (their own personal bathroom) and shoved
him in the room, into the shower, handed him a bottle of conditioner and said:

�Have
at it.� Patted him on the back. Then turned, (WADDLED) walked away and
slammed the door shut.

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~~~***

�DAD!�
Aya shouted, stormed into the lab where her father was with her Mother, Uncle
Vegeta and Gina. She was pissed,
evidence by the way her tail ruffled and wagged behind her. �Just what in the hell is gay?�

Uncle
Vegeta snorted again. She was starting
to think that he had a hair ball problem or something. Maybe he accidentally swallowed a spoon or
something and now had to snort every time she asked a question. Except this time, the disease seemed to have
spread because Aunt Gina had to hide her mouth behind her hand and even her OWN
MOTHER, looked at her Dad and said:

�Yeah,
Goten, what is gay?�

�Its
when two people of the same gender are sexually attracted to each other.� He said this like reading a text book or
something and glared at the people who were on the verge of giggling at his
youngest child. (Mom had yet to get
pregnant again.)

�Okay,�
she said quietly, �So�what did Bardock and Masuyo mean about hot lesbian
chicks?�

�Excuse
me?� Gina asked. Oh, look at who had
finally coughed up the spoon and decided to be a real mother!

�It�s
like this,� Aya said, stamped her foot, �Bardock and Masuyo and me were
exploring and they decide they want to know what its like to kiss people and
then they both look at me and I�m like �why are you looking at me� and then
Bardock says something stupid about how I�m the only girl and I tell them to
kiss each other, the troglodyte pricks, and then they say that they aren�t
gay. Which didn�t make sense when they
said it because Mom and Dad and Grandma and Grandpa all kiss each other and
NOBODY told ME that they were GAY!� She
huffed here for a minute, �But it makes sense now. So I tell them that I don�t like boys. Or at least I don�t want them kissing me and they ask me if that
means I�m going to be a hot lesbian chick and I didn�t know what that meant so
I said no. And they said that I had to
pick one or the other. And I said that
I didn�t want to kiss my uncle and my cousin and they said that it wasn�t like
we were going to have sex or anything and I said that didn�t matter. And they said that You,� she pointed at Dad,
�And Uncle �Geta usedkisskiss each other and I said that no you didn�t and then
Bardock bet me that you did.�

The
adults were blinking. Gina looked just
a bit annoyed. Uncle Vegeta was turning
red from trying very hard not to laugh and Mom crossed his arms over his chest
and looked at Goten.

�What
was the bet?� Vegeta managed to squeak.

�I
don�t wanna say,� Aya whispered, �Does that mean you guys did kiss each other?�

�From
what I�ve heard,� Mom said, �More than once.�

�Hey!�
Dad said, smacked Mom on the arm. �Why
don�t you just divulge all the family secrets at once?� Glared and then looked at his daughter. �Unfortunately it�s true. But if the bet involved you taking your
clothes off, you better kick Bardock where it counts like I taught you or I�ll
do it.�

This
made her smile. She liked
violence. And she turned to bounce out
of the room.

�So,�
she heard Vegeta say, �Who gets to tell Mom what Bardock�s been up to?� Followed by two popping noises as the twins
disappeared.

~~~***

This
was not what he meant when he shoved Kakarot in the shower, and at the same
time its pretty much what he should have expected because he distinctly
remembered last time he had told the man to go jack off in the shower. The waves of annoyance and frustration the
emanated from his mate got stronger and stronger as he attempted to masturbate,
and Vegeta inevitably got �in the mood� so to speak. (Which is one of the reasons why he told Kakarot to do that,
because he was absolutely sure the mood would not descend all on its own.)

So.

Where
was he?

On
his hands and knees, being petted from his neck to his tail, all over his chest
and over his very pregnant stomach.
Warm, big hands that slid over his skin and he whimpered a little, enjoyed
the petting very much, but there was the small (ha, it was not small) problem
of Kakarot inside of him. The fact that
his mate was being painfully patient and his whole larger body (leaning down
over him) was shaking very noticeably.

�You
can move,� Vegeta said, felt the hand slid down his back again and the finger
circle the base of his tail, rub the underside and he bit back a little noise
of appreciation.

�Okay,�
was the response he got. (Which was
better than �thanks� which is what he was afraid he was going to get.) And the very fact that Kakarot was so
incredibly horny made him horny and that made this whole situation that much
more pleasant as his mate started to move inside of him, hands on his sides,
still petting him.

It
had been a while. But that rhythm
descended all on its own and he was pushing back at every thrust, panting for
breath, flushed and shiny with sweat and whimpering his mate�s name. Dug his hands into the sheet and the
blankets and Kakarot�s hands moved down to his hips, held him still as he moved
harder and faster and his tail flicked down against Vegeta�s hips. Brushed against him and curled around his
erection as he gasped again and started to tremble. Heard Kakarot mumbling his name and various little curses, and
then he shivered hard with and released, felt Kakarot inside of him, pressing
deep and then the flood of heat.

Which
was good. He figured, because just
moments later, (enough moments for him to get off his knees and roll onto his
back, but not enough moments for either of them to cover themselves up) there
appeared in his room a set of identical boys, fighting. Vegeta was punching Goten and Goten was
kneeing his brother in the stomach.
They both stopped, blinked and turned their backs really fast.

�Hey
Mom,� Goten started.

�Bardock
bet Aya to take off her clothes and then he called her a lesbian and wanted to
kiss her,� Vegeta said quickly. Then he
and Goten went back to fighting and they disappeared just seconds before Goku
exploded into Super Saiyan and shouted:

�WHAT?!?!?!?!?!!?!?� Disappeared as well.

Which
was fine with Vegeta. He was happy
now. Kakarot wasn�t horny anymore
(well, not now that he was pissed. Poor
man had never gotten over the Twin�s kissy stage after all.) He was tired, he was pregnant (just a month
and a half to 4 months and that�s when he should be birthing his new twins)
thusly, he was going to sleep now. And
beat the snot out of Bardock for being a pervert later.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~****

Vegeta:
*sleepy yawn *

Goku: That�s
so adorable!

Goten: We do
make trouble for everyone don�t we?

Aya: Why did
I have to be so stupid this whole chapter?

Trunks:
Comic relief. Gohan and Presta
weren�t around.

Goku:
Whatever happened with Presta and Pan anyway?

Lil�Geta:
Dunno. Obviously it didn�t make
it in the chapter.

mso-bidi-font-size:12.0pt'>Jaygoose:

Mwhahahahahahahahahaha! *cough *
Er. Thanks. It is becoming an interesting task to come
up with new humor. *sweat drop *p>

Webtester 01:

Aff.net
just doesn�t seem to like you reviewing, does it. (Look at me being astute.) *kicks aff * Thanksie.

Macha:

*says
this very seriously * Macha, dear, don�t
get on Goten�s bad side. *then bounces
about happily * There, I reminded you! And yes, it is always good to see children
amusing themselves.

Mechanical Butterfly:

Lol. There seems to have been the emergence of �hot
lesbian chick�-itis amongst the boys, doesn�t there? Glad you likotenoten�s evilness.
He hadn�t done anything mean in a while. Figured he needed to purge it out of his system.

And
suuuuuuuure, you want their autograph.
Suuuuure.
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Sequel to Group Therapy