Blonde Devil

Title: Blonde Devil Chapter 3
Author: DeityOfDeath
Archive: Yes please......
Pairings: 1x2x5, 3x4
Category: Drama, comedy, romance
Rating: PG 13 and hopefully an NC-17 sometime soon.
Spoilers: Maybe......... Episode Zero hints.
Warnings: Duo as a blonde and some extreme vengeance by Shinigami. Lot\'s of salty language.
Disclaimers: I never have nor will I ever own Gundam Wing or its chars. They are property of Bandai and a few other major companies.

* * = Duo talking to himself or thinking. In other words the Id.


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Heero woke up and groaned. His back was killing him but it wasn\'t like he\'d ever admit it. He yawned and sat up groaning inwardly as his back cricked and cracked as it returned to its regular position. He would have slid his feet over and placed them on the floor if his lover Wufei hadn\'t been hugging his thighs with his head resting on his right thigh. He was debating on whether or not to wake Wufei up or not just as the beautiful Chinese youth opened his eyes and looked up at him.

\"Is Duo still in the room?\"

Heero looked at the clock on the VCR and saw that it was only 10 am and then looked at Wufei.

\"He usually doesn\'t wake up until noon-ish. I give it another hour or so.\" Said Heero.

Wufei sat up and leaned in giving Heero a brief kiss. He stood up and stretched before looking down at Heero.

\"What do you want to do?\"

Heero stared giving Wufei a questioning look.

\"About Duo.\" Said Wufei.

Heero just grunted and then stood up and walked into the kitchen. Wufei\'s eyes following him. Wufei walked into the kitchen where he saw Heero pouring a cup of coffee. Heero handed a cup to Wufei who took it and sat down at the table where he put some cream and a spoonful of sugar before gingerly taking a sip. Heero walked over and sat down and simply put two spoon\'s full of sugar in his coffee before taking a long sip. Heero sat his cup down and looked up at the kitchen entrance way just as Quatre dressed in turquoise silk boxers and silk robe walked in yawning.

\"Good Morning guys~!\" He walked over to the cabinets and took out a coffee cup that unlike Heero\'s and Wufei\'s simple white coffee cups had a cute picture of a camel on it. He poured himself a cup of coffee and then pulled a carton of Irish cream coffee creamer out of the fridge and poured a little into his coffee before putting it away and adding two spoons of sugar to his coffee.

\"I hope you two were able to get some sleep last night.\" Said Quatre worriedly.

\"We were fine,\" said Heero stoically.

\"Speak for yourself Yuy~!\" Said Wufei.

They heard a chuckle from the doorway and behind Trowa who had just entered the kitchen stood a Duo clad only in violet satin boxers. His long blonde hair hung behind him in wavy curls that showed proof that he had slept with it braided. Heero and the others looked at him as he strutted over to the refrigerator and opened it. He bent over with flourish and began to wiggle his pert little behind while he searched the fridges contents. Heero for once looked lost in thought as he watched, while Wufei growled and debated whether or not to glomp Duo and ravage him then there even with on lookers or to get up and kick him right in that tender little ass.

Trowa walked over to Quatre and bent over to place a tender love filled kiss on the Arab angel’s tiny pouty lips. Quatre smiled happily and then looked over at Duo.

\"Are you feeling any better Duo?\"

Duo stopped wiggling his bottom and pulled out a bottle of Sunny Delight (TM) and an apple before standing up straight and giving his best Heero Yuy imitation Death Glare.

\"It\'s just hair Duo. You can always dye it back to the original color,\" said Trowa.

Duo then opened the cap on the Sunny Delight (TM) and lifted the bottle to his mouth. He chugged half the gallon of Sunny D before stopping and putting the cap back on. He walked out of the kitchen Sunny D and apple in hand. They listened quietly as they heard the bathroom door open and then slam shut. A few minutes later the shower could be heard.

\"I guess that\'s a No.\" said Wufei.

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Duo sat in the shower with a stream of tears flowing down his red cheeks.

\"First they bleach my hair and then they laugh about it.\" He punched the tiled wall and growled.

He touched his dried out and coarse feeling hair and part of him wanted to scream at them.

\"They must think I\'m just upset because of the idea of it or because I\'m vain.\"

*But you are*

\"Well, yeah. But I know when of them would freak if I did this to them.\"

*One of them did.*

\"Well, that was different.\"

*How?*

\"The dye I used on Quatre\'s was semi-permanent. Bleach doesn\'t wash out and unlike other dyes it doesn\'t coat it strips. Bleach kills your hair. It leaves it limp and dry and frizzy.\" It would have been better if they had just cut it.\"

*True................*

\"See~! It\'s like Akane\'s friend from Ranma 1/2 said \"A girl’s hair is her life.\"\"

*But your not a girl*

\"That\'s not the point~! My hair is my life. It was the same hair that Father Maxwell spotted when he saw me running from that shop owner and it was that same hair that Sister Helen braided. This hair has been with me when I was with Solo and it was with me and even helped me when I was locked up for just being a Gundam pilot. This hair held the picks and keys when I needed to escapee and this hair is what got me Heero and Wufei.\"

*So your hair has been there through all the bad times. But your hair isn\'t what you need. You\'ll always have those memories of Sister Helen and Father Maxwell, especially Solo~! *

\"But this is the same hair that Sister Helen touched and braided for me. Her hands gently brushed and washed my hair and those same hands braided this hair and gave me my signature braid.\"

*Yes all true. But.........isn\'t it true that Wufei and Heero were attracted to your personality. They like you for you.*

\"True. Which means I should go to a Salon and have them re-dye my hair its natural color and then forgive them?\"

*PFFFTTTTTT~!!!!!!!! Give me a break~!*

\"Hey I\'m not supposed to laugh at myself~!\"

*Yeah but your not supposed to talk to yourself either~!*

\"Point taken.\"

* I say you use Heero\'s credit card and go to the ritziest Spa and hair Salon.*

\"And then...................\"

*Revenge. The Duo Maxwell way of course~!*

\"Ohhhhhhh...........I like the way you think~!\"

*Of course~! I\'m you~!*

Duo smiled widely and then Stood up and used the last of Quatre\'s conditioner before using up the hot water. He stepped out and wrapped a towel around his waist before going back into the room and shutting the door. He plopped down on the bed and then looked over at the entertainment center where his radio system last night and grinned from ear to ear when he realized that Heero\'s credit card sat right where he left it after taking it out of Heero\'s wallet before throwing it in the hall. He went over to his dresser and pulled out his best outfit yet. He turned on his radio just as \"Dude looks like a lady\" started playing. He turned it up and danced as he slipped on his red silk boxers and shiny black leather pants. He grabbed his hair brush and sang into it as he slid across the polished wood floor to the closet. He opened the closet door and went inside pulling out violet silk shirt that Wufei had bought him and then he slid back over to his dresser where he pulled out black wife beater and threw it on. He then grabbed his container of underarm deodorant and slathered some under both arms before tossing it into the air catching it and tossing it onto the bad. He then slipped on the silk shirt leaving it open. He picked up the bottle of Adidas (TM) cologne and sprayed some on his chest; neck and a little near his groin before setting down on the entertainment center.

He went into his jewelry box and pulled out his gold cross and put it on. He then began brushing his hair through which took nearly an hour and when he finished he braided it and tied the end off. He grabbed his favorite pair of black boots and then turned off his entertainment center. He grabbed his wallet and stuffed it in his pocket along with Heero\'s credit card. He opened the door and walked out into the hallway with his hips swaying to \"Dude looks like a Lady\" still playing in his head; which cause his golden braid to swing exotically. He walked past his gawking lovers and then slipped on his boots before opening the living room closet and pulling out his leather jacket that hung past his thighs and grabbed his keys off the key holder near the door.

\"I\'m going out~! Be back later~!\" He called as he opened the door and walked out.


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Heero had walked towards the bathroom after the slam and when the water started to run he tried opening the door but noticed to his dismay that the door was locked. He was debating on whether or not to break the door down and that was when he heard it. He could hear soft sobbing. He looked at the door and leaned against the wall and simply let himself slide down. He hated the idea of tears marring that perfect smile. It wasn\'t like Duo to let his mask slip. They all wore masks. Some were just better than others.

He sat there for a while on the hallway floor until Wufei and the others came into the hallway. Heero looked up at them with an emotionless look that he had achieved so well and wondered if they could hear Duo\'s painful crying.


The look in all their eyes confirmed that they had. They heard the water stop and they immediately left the hallway and went into the living room.

When Duo came out of the room Heero already had his laptop on and although Duo had no idea he had decided to look into the pilots past. It wasn\'t often that Duo spoke of his past. If at all possible he avoided the conversation. Heero decided a little research was in order. When Duo was saying good-bye he looked up and saw that even with blonde hair Duo was beautiful. He stared for a while and could not even utter a word as Duo left.

It seemed that the others were in the same tight spot. Or should he say tight pants. Heero smiled at his own joke but when looking down at his own arousal decided it wasn\'t funny. He kept researching and when he heard Duo\'s Harley start up he informed the others of his idea of researching Duo\'s past and gained 3 more helping hands.

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Duo rode his violet Harley down to the city and stopped as he drove his motorcycle he decided that he should have his revenge before dying his hair back to its natural color. He rode until he passed cute little sex shop called \"Hot Secrets.\" He did a complete U turn and parked in front of the little boutique-esk sex shop.

He walked inside and saw that this was DEFIANTLY what he needed. It was his kind of place. He looked around admiring the shelves and displays until he finally came upon an interesting part of the shop that had the \"cutest\" little whips and hand cuffs. He ran a finger along the steel cuffs and grinned. Right on cue a store worker approached.

\"Do you like them? Their 100% steel. They\'re just like the ones cops carry.\"

Duo grinned. \"I would like fours pairs please.\"

\"Of course~! Anything else sir?\"

Duo looked around a little and grabbed a little basket for shopping. He walked along the displays and picked up 3 bottles of different flavor lubes and body oils. He picked up some other little naughty odds and IN\'s before going to the register and paying with Heero\'s credit card.

Duo left the shop and then opened a compartment on the back of his seat and put the bag inside.

\"Now on to part B of my plan.\" said Duo as he put on his helmet and then hopped on his motorcycle turning it on and revving the engine.

He drove off and stopped only when he came to the nicest hotel in the city. It was the Hyatt and he had decided after just glancing at it that this would be where his plan came into play.

He pulled into the parking lot and cut off his engine. He got off his bike and went inside.

\"Can we help you sir?\"

\"Yes~! I would like your nicest room with a King size bed.\"

The desk clerk looked at Duo in an almost ignorant manner as if wondering if he could afford it. Duo pulled out Heero\'s credit card and placed it on the desk.

\"And make sure this room has thick walls. I don\'t want to disturb the other guests.\"

The clerk smiled even though it was one that said \"Give me your money and I will kiss your ass if you would like\".

\"Your room is one of the penthouse suites Sir. How long will you be staying?\"

Duo thought about it and smiled “Just a night.\"

He was given a keycard and he then went to the nearest pay phone and dialed Wufei\'s Cell phone.

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Wufei heard the familiar melody of his cell phone and sighed. He had a feeling it was Une with another Preventeer mission. He answered on the second ring with \"Chang speaking\".

\"Wufei..................\"

\"Duo?\"

\"I kinda had an accident. Can you come to the Hyatt downtown and pick me up?\"

\"What happened?!\"

\"I\'ll tell you when you get down here. Please just come get me.........\"

Wufei nodded and then realized that Duo couldn\'t see it and simply said yes.

\"Ohhh.........And please don\'t tell Heero~!\"

\"Why?\" Wufei asked feeling suspicious.

\"If he sees my bike and then starts ranting I don\'t think I could handle it at the moment. Especially if he finds out how I wrecked my bike.\"

\"Ok.\" said Wufei. \"See you when I get there.\"

Wufei hung up and then stood up sighing.

He walked over to the closet and pulled his preventeer jacket so Heero would think he was needed at the office. He walked out the door saying he\'d be back and then he went to the garage where his Ducati motorcycle was. He hopped on it and started it up. He hoped Duo was Ok.

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Duo hung up and grinned. He had enough time to run next-door to the store and grab a pepper or two.
He grinned and then made his way to the store.

TO BE CONTINUED!

Feed back please? Onegai~!