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Which
was the sequel to Hormone Therapy & Cross-eyed.
WARNINGS AND DISCLAIMERS:
A.
I do not own DBZ. If I owned
it, the twins would be in the show and everyone would be running and screaming
in fear of Goten’s insatiable need for chaos and sex. (However, I do own: Vegeta’s uterus, the twins, Trunks’ uterus
(when he gets one) and Gina.)
B.
If you did not read Hormone Therapy or Mental Therapy than you will be
as clueless as newborn. You should go
read Cross-eyed, but you don’t have to.
C.
There will be SEX. Between two
males and between man & woman.
There will be CRUDE LANGUAGE.
(Goten’s T-shirts will be mentioned.)
D.
And this is AU. And it’s all
about humor.
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Must. Murder.
Brother.
He
had been awake for two freaking days straight, thinking the most perversely
pleasing thoughts about what he was going to do with his mate when she got
unpregnant. Because he could FEEL how
insanely horny his brother was through that ridiculous bond of theirs. Hated that he had not clubbed his brother
over the head and dragged him away from the idea of making the Demi into a
Mommy. Because he remembered that it
took a few weeks before Dad managed to get Mom pregnant and he wasn’t so sure
he could stand to be awake for two weeks straight while he was intolerably
horny.
So
the only solution was to kill his little brother. He’d revive him after he got a little sleep, naturally, but he
would kill him and leave him that way until he started to smell.
Not
that he really thought that would happen.
But he could think about how it would be nice.
Found
himself standing in the kitchen watching Bardock meticulously painting the wall
with mustard and cranberry juice.
Cleared his throat, watched his little brother turn to look at
him—cringe for a moment and then look at his hand and realize that he was not
his brother—then the kid just stuck his little nose straight up into the air
and continued to paint.
“Stop,”
Vegeta said, “And clean it up, or I’ll take you upstairs and make you fess it
up to Mom.”
“I
don’t care,” Bardock said, “Tell them.”
Brat. Him and Goten hadn’t been like this. Not this young, anyway. He smirked to remember the very first time
Goten had decided they needed to get revenge.
Against Bulma, if he remembered right.
They had snuck into her lab and switched all the thousands of little
bitti parts that she had organized, taken them all out, dumped them on the
floor and then swept them up and dumped them in the wrong drawers. It took her two years to get them all put
back the right way.
Vegeta
sighed, grabbed his little brother by the tail and hauled him off his tiny little
feet, heard him whine about jerk big brothers as he IT’ed them up to the
bedroom. Dropped his brother on his
parent’s bed—where they were actually just sleeping for once.
Watched
his mother wake up and look at his youngest son. “What did you do now?”
“Nothing,”
Bardock said. Crossed his arms over his
chest.
“Fine,”
Mom said, “Then get back in bed, and we’ll just see what that kitchen wall
looks like when I wake up tomorrow, won’t we?”
Then his mother set his brother back on the floor, patted his trouble
making head and said: “Good night Bardock.”
Vegeta
grinned at his little brother and opened the bedroom door for him. Watched the little boy fight with himself
about whether or not he wanted to clean up his mess before or after his parents
saw it. Left him to figure that mystery
out, and went to his bedroom, found that Gina was sleeping. Sat on the floor and watched her sleep. Wished that he could.
Thought
fondly of what it was like before she got pregnant. Of when they could have sex and be silly and how her mood had
been pretty constant back then, and he was in the middle of yet another dirty
thought when there was a flash of light an explosion of the most pungent and
digusting odor he had ever smelled, and he turned his head, saw his brother
standing there—with no shirt—panting and looking like he had just been in a
fight for a week straight.
“Hey,”
he said between pants of breath, “ ‘Geta, could you do me a favor?”
He
climbed to his feet and grabbed his brother’s arm—geez, when was the last time
he took a shower?—and pulled him out of the room, downstairs and into the
yard. Goten looked at the Capsule
building wistfully and then tore his gaze away from it and looked at Vegeta. “Knock me out,” he said, “And give Trunks
his tail back.”
“Goten,”
Vegeta said, “Knock you out would be a task best left to Dad.”
“Yeah,
well, I’d have to think of something to piss him off…”
“Like
that would be difficult. Just tell him
about that teacher you were…”
“Vegeta,”
Goten interrupted him, started inching back toward the Capsule buildling. “Could you just knock me out?” He was bottoming out his power level, making
it easy to hit him. And even as he
pouted and asked Vegeta to do this, he was moving closer and closer to his
mate.
So
Vegeta powered up, straight into Super Saiyan, as high as he could go, felt
that bridge to Super Saiyan two, forced himself into it, and then looked at his
brother, grabbed him by the arm and punched him, twice. Held his limp body when he passed out, and
shook his head, let that power melt away.
Moved his brother over to the lawn chairs and dropped him on that.
Headed
off to find Trunks and the tail-serum.
~~~***
Vegeta
(mother of three rather troublesome children) entered the kitchen the next
morning to find his youngest son sleeping next to the sparkling white
wall. He was curled up and snoring away
while his cheek was pressed to his stained little hand, and the very sight of
him there was so endearingly adorable that Vegeta actually smiled. Bent and picked his child up, carried him up
to his bed, blessed his trouble-making little heart. Kissed his forehead and tucked him in. Left him to sleep, and went to go find the other sons.
Stepped
into the cool morning and found that his twin sons were curled up in the lawn
chairs next to the door, sound asleep—or rather, Vegeta was asleep, Goten had a
bruise that covered half his face and was probably unconscious. It was a rare sight indeed to see his large
sons sleeping, so he stood there for a moment and watched them, thought that
when they couldn’t make noise or trouble they were still pretty cute.
“Hey,
I was looking for him,” Bulma said, stood four feet from him and pointed at
Goten, “Everything got really quiet last night. I was afraid they must have killed each other.”
“Hn.” From the looks of things, Goten had probably
purposefully sought out his brother so he could give his mate a few hours
without the constant ‘sex now’ thing.
What a considerate person.
“Hey,
Bulma,” that was his overly-horny mate speaking, standing in the doorway giving
Bulma that glaring look that he almost always gave her anymore as if to ask why
the hell she thought she was allowed anywhere near his mate. Which meant that Kakarot was going to try to
convince him to have sex again. Joy.
“Hello
Goku,” she said.
“How’s
Trunks?” asked his mate. He stepped out
of the doorway and moved closer to Vegeta, still with the glare at Bulma.
“Oh,
fine I guess. I think Vegeta—your
son—gave him back his tail. Hopefully
that’ll help…somehow…” She backed up a
few more feet and looked unsure as to whether or not she should just flee
completely.
“Oh,”
Goku said, flipped his tail back and forth behind him. “I like tails.” And to demonstrate this, he ran his very large and warm hand
across the tail around Vegeta’s waist, rubbed it with his palm and curled his
fingers around it. Stroked it like
that—as if they were not standing in front of Bulma and everyone! Bastard.
He
dug his hands into Kakarot’s arm and glared at him, didn’t unclench his teeth
for fear that the wrong sort of noise would come out of his mouth, and tried to
ignore that his knees were starting to feel a little weak and his head got
dizzy as all his attention and blood flooded downward.
“Oh,”
Bulma said, turning back toward her home, “That’s great Goku!” And she was gone.
Kakarot
unwound Vegeta’s tail from around his waist and stroked it from the base to the
tip of it, rolling it around in his fingers until Vegeta was cursing under his
breath and damning his mate to every imaginable hell for always managing to
shut down his ability to think properly.
However,
there was a snort, something that sounded like it might have been a curse word,
and the sons were both awake. Goten
holding the side of his face and giving his brother a dirty look and Vegeta
shrugging like he could care less that he almost fractured his brother’s head.
“You
asked me to.”
“Asshole.” The bruise was healing already so the venom
with which these words was said was very light. “Did you give Trunks his tail?”
“Yep.”
And
Goten was gone. Vegeta gave his parents
a glare and then shook his head and grimaced.
“Get a room.” He got off the
lawn chair, yawned, stretched and disappeared as w Ran his hands down his mate’s back, drew blood and knew that the
scratches were healing over even as he made them. Panted when he was pulled up, held in place by arms around his
back, gripped the shoulders in front of him as he was lifted and lowered and
had to wonder if Goten had some sort of special training that allowed him to go
days without sleep or food just so as long as he could have sex.
“I
want food,” he said, putting a pause on the whole sex thing by clamping down on
Goten’s hardness inside of him—discovered that made his mate stop immediately,
also made him give him a look like that was such an astounding ability. He nodded and repeated himself: “I want
food.”
“Right,”
Goten said, grinned like a lecher, “But first…” his eyes flickered blue and his
hair stood straight up as he said this, and Trunks panted helplessly as he was
stretched, “I want sex.”
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Gk:
INTERRUPTED LEMON!
Vegeta: I
love that he says this as if informing everyone will honestly change something.
Gk: *grabs
Vegeta, strips him naked, tosses him on the nearest table* It will change something! *commences the making of lemonade *
Bardock:
O.O!! *to borrow a phrase from
Yamcha * MY EEEYEEEEEEEEES! It
burns! It burns!!
Webtester 01:
Yeah,
being changed to a hermaphrodite might change the effectiveness of the
tail. Oooorrrr, it might not. We’ll just have to wait to see how Trunks is
going to respond…
Jaygoose:
Yeah,
I think I’ve made Bulma a bit paranoid.
Monita:
I
don’t so much mind the gender of the kid, because whatever gender, Goten’s
child will be just like him and show him what a handful he was. And don’t know about Frosting
Chronicles. If I do anymore of it, it
won’t be for at least a week, because I’m going to be gone in 3 days for about
5 days.
*Getarian, I respond to your review (since you
appear to be leaving them while I’m trying to respond) either later today or in
the next chappie. *
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