DBZ, Celebrity Deathmatch Style

Johny: Welcome back, folks! It's time for our next match, in which Misty of Pokemon will take on Bulma from DBZ!
MrSubway2: That's right, fellas! This will be a little catfight I'd like to call, "Anime Bitches." Basically, these two will try to kill each other. And, since neither really has any powers, it will be an old fashioned streetfight.
Nick: And, Vegeta has been barred from ringside. He'll have to watch in the audience like anyone else. Hey, Subway. How in the hell did you get him to stay out of this one?
MrSubway2: Very simple, Nick. The V man believes in honor. Remember when Future Trunks said if they could find Dr. Gero's lab before he let loose 17 and 18 then they could just destroy them while they slept? Well, Vegeta would have none of it. He fought them man to android even thought he knew he'd probably get his butt kicked. Vegeta's a pain sometimes, but he has warrior's honor.
Johny: Nice sentiment. Well, let's take it to Mills in the ring.
Mills: Okay, ladies. I want a nice, clean fight. You girls kick some ass! Now, let's get it on!!!
Misty: Bitch, you think you're all that because you got a husband and kids and a far more entertaining show than me. Well, I'm gonna show you that DBZ isn't all it's cracked up to be.
Bulma: Hey, don't get mad at me because Goten killed your man before you got to fuck!
Everyone: OOOOOHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!
Johny: My God! The language!
MrSubway2: Hey, Johny. How do you change the rating in fanfiction again? I think I'm gonna have to up this shit.
Misty: Come on, hoe! Give me your best shot!
Bulma: Okay. (WHAAAM!)
MrSubway2: What a shot! Bulma just punched Misty square in the face!
Johny: Ouch!
Misty: (wipes away some blood from her mouth) Is that the best you can do? You punch like a little bitch! This is how you hit, hoe! (pulls out a hammer and nails Bulma with it)
Bulma: OOOOOOOWWWWWW!!!!!!!!
Nick: Damn! That's GOTTA hurt!
MrSubway2: Ya think?
Bulma: My eye! My eye! You hit me in the eye you bitch! You've ruined my beautiful face!
Misty: Beautiful? Girl, you must be tripping! You're half the woman I am!
Bulma: Well, at least I got to screw my man! You never had the guts to hit yours! I've even got a son! Now, you can't have nothing because your boy is dead!
Misty: Oh, yeah. Some son! Little twerp had pink hair. Real tough!
(Trunks, in audience: Fuck you, bitch!
Vegeta: Trunks! How can you speak like that!?
Trunks: Sorry, dad.
Vegeta: You should have said, FUCK YOU, SLUT!!!!!!
Crowd: Slut! Slut! Slut! Slut! Slut! Slut! Slut! Slut!
Misty, beginning to Ok Okay, bitch. You've had it!
Nick: OOH! Misty's hitting Bulma with lefts and rights!
Johny: Now, she's knocked Bulma to the ground and is putting the boots to her!
MrSubway2: She's kicking Bulma's monkey ass!
Misty: How do ya like this, freak?
Bulma: I'm no freak, ho!
Misty: Oh, yeah! I remember the scene in Dragonball when you gave Goku a bath. I know you liked it! The way you were touching his tail and all that, you perverted bitch!
Goku: Shut up, bitch! I'll come in that ring and stick my foot up your ass! Kick her ass, Bulma!
Nick: Oh, shit! The last thing we need is Goku getting in there!
MrSubway2: Not gonna happen.
Nick: How do you know?
MrSubway2: Hey. I'm writing this!
Bulma: Okay bitch! Let's get busy. (Throws a capsule and a baseball bat appears out of the smokatteatter up!
Misty: AAAHH!
Johny: And, Bulma is bashing Misty upside the head just like Ash did to Goten before!
Nick: This is without a doubt the most entertaining of all the fights!
MrSubway2: It looks like she's getting revenge for Goten. Poor kid needed 25 stitches after his fight with Ash. No sinzu beans allowed in CDM.
Bulma: Oh, yeah! I love it!
Misty: sdfljdsal;fl;jl;jg
Bulma: What was that, ho? I can't heeeaaaarrrrr yooooouuuuu!
Misty: I said I'm gonna kick your monkey ass!
MrSubway2: Misty has pulled a hammer out of nowhere and just hit Bulma in the stomach!
Bulma: BARRRARRRRRRFFFFFFFF!!!
Johny: EEEWWW! Bulma's just vomited all over the ring.
Nick: Disgusting, and now she's beating Bulma down with the hammer! The brutality! My God!
MrSubway2: I don't know how much more of this Bulma can take. She's getting messed up!
Bulma: EEERRRR!! Stop...hitting...me! (punch!)
Misty: OW!
Bulma, full of blood: Let me show you some moves my man taught me!
Misty: Which one?
Bulma: Your father!
Johny: Damn!
Nick: Look! Bulma has executed a spin kick and knocked Misty out of the ring!
Johny: She obviously learned that from Vegeta!
Misty, climbing back in: Okay, tramp! I'm going to put an end to this!
MrSubway2: And, Misty has snapped! She's pulled out two hammers and is doing a bongo beat on Bulma's head!
Bulma: AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Misty: Time to die, bitch!
Bulma: Misty, wait! Before you kill me, just listen! You don't want to do this!
Misty: Huh? What the hell are you talking about?
Bulma: Think about it! We both have the two most popular cartoons on the planet, and who gets all the glory? THE MEN! Goku, Ash, Gohan. They get all the super powers, all the cool Pokemon. And what do we get? Crappy weak roles as sluts!
Misty, putting her hammers down: You're, you're right! But, I have to kill you!
Bulma: Why? So Subway up there can get a cheap pop from the fanfiction people? MISTER Subway. Another punk ass man. We don't need them, girl. Let's go start our own cartoon! One that little girls can be proud of!
Misty, helping Bulma up: Yeah! (shakes Bulma's hand) Let's do it!
Crowd: BOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
MrSubway2: I think I'm going to be sick!
Misty, turns to crowd and waves: That's right! Bulma and I are going to start our own...AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!ck: ck: HOLY SHIT! BULMA CAME UP FROM BEHIND WITH A SWITCHBLADE!
Bulma: (stab stab stab stab stab stab stab stab stab stab stab stab stab stab stab stab stab stab stab stab stab stab stab stab stab stab stab stab stab stab stab stab stab stab stab stab stab stab stab stab stab stab stab stab stab stab stab stab stab stab stab stab stab stab stab stab stab stab stab stab stab stab stab stab stab stab stab stab stab stab stab stab stab stab stab stab stab stab stab stab stab stab stab stab stab stab stab stab stab stab stab stab stab stab stab stab stab stab stab stab stab stab stab stab stab stab stab stab stab stab stab stab stab stabb stb stab stab)
O.J. Simpson: DAMN!!!!!!!!!!!!
Vegeta: BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Misty: Nothing. She's dead!
Mills: Your winner, BULMA!
Crowd: Super-bitch! Super-bitch! Super-bitch!
Bulma: Ha! Dumb bitch! I'd NEVER do a show with a Pokemon ho!
Vegeta, comes into the ring and puts Bulma on his shoulders: Woman, I love you! That was the most beautiful killing I've ever seen! I want you NOW! Let's get the hell out of here!
Bulma: You've got it, baby!
Crowd: YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!
Johny: Isn't that sweet.
Nick: Very! So, what up for our last match, Subway?
MrSubway2: The final bout. The fight to end all fights! The president of Nintendo will go one on one with... THE MAN! Akira Toriyama himself to find out which cartoon is superior! Don't miss the final chapter! I promise an explosive ending!