Lena kitty

Title: Lena Kitty
Author: DBZVelena
Disclaimer: All disclaimers ever created for fanfiction, here apply.

Note: You asked for it, you got it. LOL, I think I like writing it as much as you guy's like reading it.
(I might put some Yaoi in here in one of the future chapters, all depends on Lena kitty)
No animals were hurt in the making of this fic. And it has the official paw of approval from my cat Lucky,
The inspiration for this fic.

Chapter 3

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I was napping comfortable on the couch when I saw him come in. Another human? This one had dark eyes and black fur.
Fur that reflected the light. I didn't know what to think, first that blue eyed Human sneaks in at night.
And now another one dared to enter my domain in broad daylight. Should I attack, or not.
The human ignored me, he walked strait past me and almost dropped that heavy black thing he was carrying on top of me.
Ok, its one thing to ignore me. its another to try and squash me. This means war!
First I eyed the black thing he almost dropped on me. hmmm, I can sharpen my nails on that, so I did just that.
Leaving one side completely ruined, cus I really have sharp nails.
After surveying my work I decided to see where the new human had gone.
I found him in the kitchen, talking to Trowa human. I didn't know what he was talking about, and I didn't care.
I noticed that his paws and legs were dressed in thin cloth. Not as thick as Duo humans pants.
I can get through that with my nails. The human was standing still, perfect.
I took a small run, and pounced his leg, nails out and biting his leg. Hahaha, got ya,
that's what you get when you mess with Lena kitty.
Lena kitty, that's what Duo human calls me. When I'm not in trouble that is.
When I'm in trouble its Relena this, Relena that. I usually can't understand a word, I only do when they speak slowly.
Hey I'm learning. I grinned, that reminds me of this morning.
That Heero human had his fingers dancing over some black thing, so I thought he wanted to play.
So I pounced his hands. First time I ever flew, he picked me up and threw me on the bed. Screaming Omae o Korosu at me.
I'll have to figure out what that means one of these day's, he said it later at Duo human as well.
Maybe its all he can say, humans are not very smart after all.

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Wufei entered the safehouse, he was exhausted. Dropping his bag on the couch, he went strait for the kitchen.
//Maybe if I drink some tea, I'll be able to relax a bit.// "Oh, hello Trowa. Where are the others?"
Wufei grabbed some teabags. "Quatre and Duo are shopping and Heero is behind his laptop. So that leaves You, me and Relena."
Wufei looked up surprised. "What? Relena found us again? I thought this place was safe from her."
Trowa was about to explain when a huge pain shot up Wufei's leg. Looking down he found a black and white kitten,
firmly attached to his ankle. "Itai, what the hell?" Trowa started to laugh. Wufei grabbed the kitten by its neck.
Trowa smirked. "Wufei meet Relena, she's Duo's new pet cat." The little kitten seemed to glare at him.
"Duo's pet hu? Figures it be a nuisance like him." Wufei put Lena back on the floor. "Go play somewhere else cat,
and leave me be." Then he turned back to make his tea.
At that moment Duo and Quatre came back from shopping. "Leeeeenaaaaaaaa, come see what Duo has bought for ya."
Duo smiled as Lena came running from the kitchen. "Ahh there ya are, I have some nice pressies for ya sweetie."
And Duo picked her up and went to the kitchen to unpack the stuff he had bought.
A black collar with on the name-tag "Relena Maxwell", a toy mouse, a travel cage and a ball with a little bell inside.
As Duo put the collar around Lena's little neck, she purred.
Quatre smiled as he put away the food they had bought. //Duo really loved that kitten, but how will he be able to keep
it when we moved from safehouse to safehouse.//

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My thoughts get interrupted when I get picked up by my neck. That new human looks at me as if I'm a bug. "Wufei meet Relena".
Oh, so this human is called Wufei. Well Wufei human, you almost squashed me, so I got even. He puts me back on the floor.
I was about to pounce on him again, when I heard Duo walk up to the house. I wonder if he wants to play.
"Leeeeeenaaaaaaa, come see what Duo has bought for ya." Duo sounds happy, maybe he has a toy for me.
So I race from the kitchen, completely forgetting Wufei and revenge.
Duo human picks me up, and cradles me in his arms. I like it when he does that, makes me feel safe.
Together we go back in to the kitchen. Duo human unpacks a black collar, I have seen cats outside wearing collars.
They look very important with their collars. One cat was even stronger than those ally cats.
And Duo gave me a collar. I must be very important. Then I see the toy mouse.
Yayyyyy, a mouse. I purr in delight, I'll have lots of fun with that mouse. Well until I catch a real one.
And when I do, I'll give it to Duo. He gives me so much.
Duo human puts me back on the floor and then roles a ball in to the living room, a tingeling sound comes from the ball.
That's weird, I've never heard a ball make such sounds. I run after it, gotta find out how it makes that sound.
It takes getting used to a collar, especially with the shiny thing hanging from it. But I bet I look very pretty.
I just caught the ball when Heero human comes down from the stairs, and he's upset about something. I know cus he's yelling.
Suddenly I get picked up by Duo human and stuffed in a cage. I'm afraid what's happening? Why am I in a cage?
Meowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww, Meowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww.
I cry out, please get me out of here. I don't like cages, cats that go to the pound go in cages. Mommy told me that,
before she died. Let me ouuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuut, Meowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww.

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Duo put Lena back on the floor after he's done with the collar. "There, go play with ya toys."
And he roles the ball in to the living room. A second later Heero comes down. "OZ is on to us, he have to leave NOW!"
Each start to gather their things. Duo grabs the travel cage and stuffs the toy mouse in it. Followed by a terrified
Relena and a little ball. Then he runs upstairs to get the rest of his stuff. //Gods, I had hoped we could stay just
a lil longer. So I had time to let Lena get used to the cage.// Deafening meows come from down stairs. //Pore thing,
must be scared shitless.// Soon Duo has all his stuff in his bag, including some other cat toys from Lena,
and some still closed can's of cat food. //I'll have to leave the litter box, its to big and right now to heavy.//
Within minutes all five pilots have their things packed, and leave the house. Heero sets up the firebomb to make
sure no traces of them are to be found.
Duo half runs, half walks as fast as he can to DeathScythe. He doesn't want to attract to much attention,
carrying a in one hand, back on his back. One hand free in case he needs to fire at any OZ's. And the whole time an
deafening meow from the cage. //Please Lena, be quiet. We don't want OZ to notis us.//
After several back ally's Duo reaches the carnival warehouse. A place where they used to build floats for carnivals.
Before the war that is. And between the old props stands DeathScythe. //Best place to hide is in plain sight.//
A grin crosses Duo's face. Then he hurries and climbs aboard. When the cage stops rocking, the meows finally stop.
//thanks Shinigami, she was giving me a headache.// Without missing a beat Duo starts up the huge Mecca and takes off.
Sure to get the coordinates of their next safehouse wile in the air.

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I keep meowing even after Duo has picked up the cage. I don't want to go to the pound, cats die in the pound.
I heard the ally cats say so. Sniff, why did you first give me a nice collar, just to send me to the pound?
I hate you. I hate you, I hate you, I hate you. Stupid human, I wish mommy was here. Mommyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy.
Suddenly the rocking stops, and I know he has put me down. Is this the pound? Doesn't smell like a pound.
Shouldn't ya smell other cats in a pound? This place smells like Duo. Why are we here?
Are you going to bring me to the pound or not? Then everything starts to shake. What is this place, help meeeeeeeeeee.
I curl my self up in a ball in the back of the cage. If I'm gonna die, please make it fast so I don't have to
hurt like mommy did. And I close my eyes.
After a wile the shaking stops, and I can hear a low humming noise. Then I hear Duo talk, he's talking the other humans.
I can hear Quatre, then Trowa, Then Heero and last Wufei. But they are not here. I know cus else I'd have smelled them.
But this place smells only like Duo, with some faint traces of Heero. But nuthing more.
Hey where are they I meow at Duo, hoping he'll understand for a change. Then suddenly the door of the cage opens and Duo
gets me out. Free!!!! I'm free. I start licking Duo's face, you're not taking me to a pound are ya. Not your Lena kitty.
I hear him chuckle. I'm happy, no more cage.

TBC?