Snow White and the Seven Bishonen
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Beyblade › Yaoi - Male/Male
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Beyblade › Yaoi - Male/Male
Rating:
Adult ++
Chapters:
7
Views:
2,942
Reviews:
14
Recommended:
0
Currently Reading:
0
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I do not own Beyblade, nor the characters from it. I do not make any money from the writing of this story.
Fingered Air...
Weeeeeeeeeeeeel whaddya know... the exams aren't nearly as difficult as I thought they would be... although maybe I shouldn't open my wide pie-hole before theACTUAL last exam, which is like, on Monday. AND I MADE IT! AN UPDATE! AND TO THOSE WHO CAN'T APPRECIATE SOME HARD WORK LIKE THIS PIECE OF SHIT THAT I MADE IN TWO HOURS A DAY THE PAST FOUR DAYS WITH SOME DIFFICULTIES NOT TO INCLUDE FRENCH BLABLAHBLAH ABOUT VOLTAIRE AND MONTESQUIEU, go to hell. I am too tired to say more.
WELL! ...enjoy... MUAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA--cough--choke--cough
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Chapter III: Fingered Air...
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As you all have guessed, the voices belonged to some of the famous, horny, uselessly stylish Bishonen, known for (now you keep this for yourselves) ravishing and de-virgin-izing everything with at least two holes (mouth and XxX) on legs and releasing pheromones.
And you also might have guessed what they were currently staring at.
And, for you libido-driven idiots, they weren’t staring at –THAT-. Not yet. No, they were staring at a CLEAN place. CLEAN. No food on the floor, no filthy laundry, no crap, no fly, no suspicious-looking fungi in the corner, nothing. Sparkling clean. Even the curtains were shining. Shining. With anime-sparkles all over…
The seven Bishies (1) made their appearance, all entering the kitchen-living room; need I repeat that they were speechless?
And then followed the questions you see/hear in the actual tale (but in MY version), like: ‘Who cleaned the dishes?’ ‘Who vacuumed the floor?’ ‘Who cares about vacuuming, who POLISHED it!’ ‘Who added fresh bread, steamed pork (a speciality in Austria; very yummy), seafood stir-fry, dumplings, dim-sum, salad, roast duck (I personally hate duck), sushi, Wiener schnitzel, Quiche, Frog legs (taste like chicken, it isn’t gross, unlike eating horse…), Kebab, Fruit Salad, Teriyaki chicken, bulgogi (Korean ?) sets etc, on the table for dinner!’ ‘WHO CLEANED THE KITCHEN? MY EYES! MY SUNGLASSES! TOO BRIGHT!’ ‘GASP! The curtains! They’re clean!’ and blah blah blah… wow Princess Rei-chan really worked hard!
The ‘wow’s and the ‘aah!’s went on and on and on for a few more… moments, the Seven Bishies amazed themselves about everything in the ample cottage that had been cleansed snd polished and dusted and sprayed and sparkled and and and… until one of the Bishies cried out: ‘Yo guys, check this out!’ and waved pointedly at the teeny mound oh the bed.
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Rei floated between Lala-land and our Enchanted Forest, still enjoying the sweet moment between the Living and the Dreaming in the morning (only this is after sunset), mumbled cute little incomprehensible stuff, stretched his arms HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGH above, and curled up in another position
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Unbeknownst to himself, Rei kinda gave our Seven Dream-assets a fright; when he suddenly stretched, lifting the blanket like in Disney, they expected a rueful monster to come out and steel their Bishonen-ness and scar them for life, but the cute yawn that went with erased that fear.
Now extremely curious with the odd combination of ‘freaky-stretch-blankie-liftie’ and ‘uber-cute-yawn’, one of them moved forward to the Bed and lifted the covers with one swift movement.
They ALL gasped at the view that was presented to them.
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Rei curled up as he felt his comfy cover lift and cold air stroked his bare thighs afterwards. Wait; did it always take THAT long for air to caress one’s skin after the cover was removed? And didn’t he have only ONE cover? And since when do covers have fingers? And who the HELL gasped?
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The ‘View’ was a pretty petite figure, curled up on their bed, sleeping peacefully. The person looked like a young girl with long black hair and wearing a TINY shirt and hot pants, exposing shapely legs. It was known to all of the Enchanted Faerie Tale Territory that all od the Seven Bishonen, with the exception of one, were homos. ‘And this young female on the bed might sure as hell turn us!’ they thought…
So, true to their hormonal nature, they each settled on a spot on the Bed around the young beauty, and let their hands float on the csoft skin of delicate thighs.
They all removed their roaming hands as soon as they noticed that their Sleeping Beauty (not that bitch surrounded by weeds) breathed slightly faster and opened ‘her’ eyes. Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand they were hooked. All you have to do is look farther down to understand (wink).
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Rei sat up brusquely with a scream, realising after quite some time (A/N: grin) that the fingered-air were ACTUALLY FINGERS FROM HANDS! And grabbed the pillow he lay on and (futilely) covered himself.
Our seven Bishonen, startled by the scream, moved off around the bed and held their breath. None of them dared to breath, nor to moved, because, honestly, if any wanted to move, then just to encourage the beautiful scream they just heard. They only think of that one thing, don’t they?
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Sooooooooooooooooooo? Whaddya think? TELL MOI AND CHEER ME UP AND WISH ME LUCK!!! for the soon-to-be-fucked-up-exam on Monday...
HEY! Try learning 53 texts (and least what they are about) and 30 more that count as extra and are veeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeery difficult!!! And lemme whine! I have every right to whine!!!
WELL! ...enjoy... MUAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA--cough--choke--cough
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Chapter III: Fingered Air...
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As you all have guessed, the voices belonged to some of the famous, horny, uselessly stylish Bishonen, known for (now you keep this for yourselves) ravishing and de-virgin-izing everything with at least two holes (mouth and XxX) on legs and releasing pheromones.
And you also might have guessed what they were currently staring at.
And, for you libido-driven idiots, they weren’t staring at –THAT-. Not yet. No, they were staring at a CLEAN place. CLEAN. No food on the floor, no filthy laundry, no crap, no fly, no suspicious-looking fungi in the corner, nothing. Sparkling clean. Even the curtains were shining. Shining. With anime-sparkles all over…
The seven Bishies (1) made their appearance, all entering the kitchen-living room; need I repeat that they were speechless?
And then followed the questions you see/hear in the actual tale (but in MY version), like: ‘Who cleaned the dishes?’ ‘Who vacuumed the floor?’ ‘Who cares about vacuuming, who POLISHED it!’ ‘Who added fresh bread, steamed pork (a speciality in Austria; very yummy), seafood stir-fry, dumplings, dim-sum, salad, roast duck (I personally hate duck), sushi, Wiener schnitzel, Quiche, Frog legs (taste like chicken, it isn’t gross, unlike eating horse…), Kebab, Fruit Salad, Teriyaki chicken, bulgogi (Korean ?) sets etc, on the table for dinner!’ ‘WHO CLEANED THE KITCHEN? MY EYES! MY SUNGLASSES! TOO BRIGHT!’ ‘GASP! The curtains! They’re clean!’ and blah blah blah… wow Princess Rei-chan really worked hard!
The ‘wow’s and the ‘aah!’s went on and on and on for a few more… moments, the Seven Bishies amazed themselves about everything in the ample cottage that had been cleansed snd polished and dusted and sprayed and sparkled and and and… until one of the Bishies cried out: ‘Yo guys, check this out!’ and waved pointedly at the teeny mound oh the bed.
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Rei floated between Lala-land and our Enchanted Forest, still enjoying the sweet moment between the Living and the Dreaming in the morning (only this is after sunset), mumbled cute little incomprehensible stuff, stretched his arms HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGH above, and curled up in another position
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Unbeknownst to himself, Rei kinda gave our Seven Dream-assets a fright; when he suddenly stretched, lifting the blanket like in Disney, they expected a rueful monster to come out and steel their Bishonen-ness and scar them for life, but the cute yawn that went with erased that fear.
Now extremely curious with the odd combination of ‘freaky-stretch-blankie-liftie’ and ‘uber-cute-yawn’, one of them moved forward to the Bed and lifted the covers with one swift movement.
They ALL gasped at the view that was presented to them.
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Rei curled up as he felt his comfy cover lift and cold air stroked his bare thighs afterwards. Wait; did it always take THAT long for air to caress one’s skin after the cover was removed? And didn’t he have only ONE cover? And since when do covers have fingers? And who the HELL gasped?
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
The ‘View’ was a pretty petite figure, curled up on their bed, sleeping peacefully. The person looked like a young girl with long black hair and wearing a TINY shirt and hot pants, exposing shapely legs. It was known to all of the Enchanted Faerie Tale Territory that all od the Seven Bishonen, with the exception of one, were homos. ‘And this young female on the bed might sure as hell turn us!’ they thought…
So, true to their hormonal nature, they each settled on a spot on the Bed around the young beauty, and let their hands float on the csoft skin of delicate thighs.
They all removed their roaming hands as soon as they noticed that their Sleeping Beauty (not that bitch surrounded by weeds) breathed slightly faster and opened ‘her’ eyes. Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand they were hooked. All you have to do is look farther down to understand (wink).
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Rei sat up brusquely with a scream, realising after quite some time (A/N: grin) that the fingered-air were ACTUALLY FINGERS FROM HANDS! And grabbed the pillow he lay on and (futilely) covered himself.
Our seven Bishonen, startled by the scream, moved off around the bed and held their breath. None of them dared to breath, nor to moved, because, honestly, if any wanted to move, then just to encourage the beautiful scream they just heard. They only think of that one thing, don’t they?
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Sooooooooooooooooooo? Whaddya think? TELL MOI AND CHEER ME UP AND WISH ME LUCK!!! for the soon-to-be-fucked-up-exam on Monday...
HEY! Try learning 53 texts (and least what they are about) and 30 more that count as extra and are veeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeery difficult!!! And lemme whine! I have every right to whine!!!