Memoir of a crackhead Dragon ball z/Inuyasha style

Chapter 3: Upside down

Sesshomaru woke up with a start realizing the position of the sun. Although it was modern day japan, he still was able to read time by the position of the sun; it was two o’clock in the after-noon. Sesshomaru is more of an early riser; but for him to sleep all day well he’s must’ve been overextension. He raised him self off the bed and proceed to the bath house so he can freshen himself up. He saw the daily newspaper by the water and picked it up. He only made it through the first five pages when one of the stories caught his attention. LORD INUTASHIO YAMAMOTO DECLARES INUYASHA YAMAMOTO HEIR TO WESTERN GOVERNMENT. Writer anonymous Sesshomaru blood ran cold, his eyes widen at the declaration. Just yesterday he spoke with his father prior to the false accusation as his second heir. Just yesterday he seeks forgiveness for his actions toward inuyasha. “Goddess, how could this be?” Sesshomaru’s spirit had broken down. Unexpectedly he took the news harder than he should. He continues to read the column: For sometime now Lord Inutashio has spoken public over the rule of the western government. When asked about by one of our affiliate reporters, who’s going to receive the west first. His only response was, “My youngest son inuyasha shall play a major role.” Our affiliate reporter tried to get more information regarding the oldest of Inutashio Sesshomaru, but inutashio only turned his head. As soon as we receive more reports, the public will know the untimely truth of the Yamamoto’s.
Sesshomaru crumpled the newspaper and brunt it with his acid.

I can’t be irrational, Sesshomaru thought. I must find out who’s behind this fabrication. Someone is trying to ruin Me. Sesshomaru still in the bath house began to devise a plan to put an end to this charade.

Meanwhile….

Inutashio sighed.

He read the newspaper article about him over ruling Sesshomaru as the heir. How dare they make something like this up! Are they so desperate for a story they’re willing to ruing the reputation of my family? I normally don’t use profanity but this has gone too far. Bull shit is the word for it. Inutashio is pacing back n forth in his lavish office. I must meet with the chief and operator of all the newspapers that contains this article. Find a way to stop this madness before they tear my family apart.

Inutashio yelled for his personal servant to help him contact the newspaper industry to rid of the article.

Only two days had passed and already the whole of Japan was discussing about the article.

Poor inuyasha having to endure all the gossip at Western Inc.

Izumi Chiba caught sight of the CEO’s brother Inuyasha. He wasn’t concerned about the welfare of the company or the Yamamoto brothers. His only concern was to buy out the corporation. His family and theirs were had been in competition for years. He envy’s the luxury and attention the dog demons received and would love more then ever to destroy their reputation…their pride.

Once inuyasha passed by his side he step out in front of him to formally greet himself.

“Mr. Yamamoto!”

Inuyasha lost in his thoughts snapped back into reality when he sighted one of the company rivals. Izumi Chiba, the sneaky bastard; already have a mole in the company…Bastard.

That’s what inuyasha thought about Izumi Chiba. That snake demon couldn’t be trusted. None of his family could. For that matter a snake demon can’t be easily trusted. They were born naturally to deceive and demolish.

Izumi Chiba had his hand stretch out to shake the dog demons hand. Izumi had no intention of doing this for politeness. He despises the dog demons and would rather watch their bodies’ burn on a fork stick over a pit.

Inuyasha saw Izumi Chiba’s filthy slimy hand stretch to him in jester to shake it. Inuyasha almost puked just at the thought of touching the scaly demon. But he had to do it for formality. He couldn’t enrage sesshomaru for disrespect of the clients especially the Chiba family. Although they were rivals in ever aspect, the Chiba’s have a significant amount of influence within the company.

All negative thoughts were put aside as inuyasha shook Izumi’s hand.

“Mr. Chiba, is there anything I can do for you?” Inuyasha said politely. (Yea I know inuyasha? Well remember it’s been 300 years since sesshomaru and inuyasha were at war so many things could’ve changed then right??)

Sure you can do something for me Dog shit. You can keel over so that I’m two steps closer to crushing this empire Izumi thought.

Izumi Chiba waved his hangs and shook his head.

“There is nothing needed at the moment Mr. Yamamoto. I just came to discuss financial politics with the board.”

Inuyasha knew he was lying through his teeth, but he didn’t let it show.

“Oh, well in that case Izumi I must get going.”

Inuyasha walked right around him to head in the other direction of the floor. He really wasn’t heading to no meeting just wanted an excuse to be as far away from the filth as possible.

Before he was out of reach from the demon, izumi choose right then to speak somewhat what was on his mind.

“Mr. Yamamoto what are your thoughts on the article that was written a few days ago regarding the head of Western Inc. naming you, his second heir as the one in charge of all aspects in business?” Izumi couldn’t resist smiling. He didn’t even wait for inuyasha’s response. “What does a half-breed have over a full fledge demon? Hmmmm? What makes you so damn special?” As izumi said those words the whole office became quite. Eager to see a showdown, after all 95 percent of then were demons.

Some made bets that inuyasha would just attack Izumi, being his reputation as a hot head.

Inuyasha was prepared for this moment. Ever time he cross path with this particular family, they always oozed trouble.

He stopped and turned to Izumi, also noticing the other workers staring at them.

“You really want to know Izumi? Ask your self this. I mean you can answer this can you? Do you really believe the bull shit of the media brings out today? You of all demons should know the majority of these newspapers and television moguls are humans. HUMANS! You stupid idiot dip shit snake! Humans have nothing better to do but rant on the rich and famous! It’s their sport dumps ass or do I have to go back a few centuries to explain to your pea brain?” Inuyasha smirked as he continued on. “Do you really believe my Full blooded youkai of a old man would give his hanyou son this position when his first born who is a full blooded youkai? Don’t forget 300 years is long time Izumi I’m not what I use to be. So don’t go waving around fucked up shit about me. I could give a flying shit about what anyone thinks. They’ve already made clear to my family already through the article.”

Inuyasha gave Izumi the finger before he turned and quickly left about his daily business.

….

It was still silent way after the president had left. Izumi Chiba was just out done in a discussion by none other than the “hot headed” hanyou himself. And it made him burn with rage!

In the background behind him, the demon workers were exchanging money from the bet they made earlier. Most were too shock to at what transpired. Inuyasha was very calm and seemed more dangerous than his old self. Maybe inuyasha did change…

Izumi knew what was happening behind his back. What ever worthless bet the lowly workers made, it wasn’t won from him. Izumi gave a threaten growl immediately getting the workers attention.

“Grrr…You still work here. If you still want to feed your worthless lives, I suggest you get back to work!”

Izumi smashed his hands through a desk indicating his seriousness.

Everyone in the office scrambled back to what they were doing as if nothing happened a few moments ago.

Izumi would report this humiliation to his father. He was sure he could pull his strings to get what he wanted…Izumi Chiba always did…

……………..

It was getting late when inutashio finally spoke with majority of the newspaper executives to clear this dreaded misunderstanding of his decision for his sons. He did a few bribes and added new connections to get them to shut down any more articles regarding the “Heir of the western lands”. He finally got through their conniving skulls that sesshomaru who would reign over the western lands and not his younger son.

Inutashio let out a hot air from his longs. He was extremely exhausted from all the meetings and phone conference. He hadn’t work this hard since his last battle with Ryūkotsusei, his arch enemy.

It won’t hurt to close my eyes just for a minute.

Inutashio fell asleep in his main office. It will be awhile before anyone realizes his absence…

Meanwhile…

Wind was blowing quite frequently in Chichibu-Tama-Kai National Park. He was on top of one of the parks peak, mediating; calming himself. After a few deep breathe exercise, sesshomaru began his search. He went back to the headquarters of Western Inc. to see if he can bribe or force some of the employees to leak information. He knew the ones that were gossipers. So he started with them.

On his way to the penthouse, he bumped into Sato, Emi. She was a butterfly demon, beautiful, charming, and intelligent and love gossip. It was known in her department, that she had strong feelings for the Companies CEO. So it was no surprise the way she squealed when Lord Sesshomaru requested her in of the nearby conference room. Being the way she was, she thought lord sesshomaru requested her for a little private chat. Yes she will be swooned in to thinking he will be her, but lord sesshomaru was smarter than that.

Sato, Emi entered conference room B. She glanced up to see her knight in shining armor looking out the window. His back towards her, his sliver moonlight hair glistening in the suns rays.

“Have a seat Ms. Sato, we have much to discuss.” Sesshomaru said softly but in a series manner.

Emi complied and took a seat across from him. She waited a few pregnant minutes before he stroll behind her. Emi was getting suspicious as to why he didn’t sit down across from her. She then felt two soft hands on her shoulders gently massaging her. She couldn’t help herself from the touch. She let out a small moan from the intimate contact.

“Wha-wha-what can I do for you my lord?”

Sesshomaru smiled at the reaction he was getting. His sources were right for once, her affection for him. He knew he can get anything from her now.

He lowered himself near her ear. When he whispered, Emi shivered at such a close contingence.

“Hmmm, yes there is something you can do for me. I will pay handsomely for every service that is fully completed and made into a full report every Friday evening.” Sesshomaru licked his wet moist tongue into her ears which in return received a yelp of surprise of the suddenness. He cringed of his action but he kept reminding himself it’s just business…It’s just business.

Emi was in a dream like state. In her mind all her dreams of bedding the CEO was finally coming true. Yes! she thought. She’ll do everything within her power to grace his sheets.

“As you wish my lord,” Emi stated.

Sesshomaru nodded his head in approval. His face hardens and with lightens speed; he forced Emi, who was shocked at the quickness of turn of events into conference wall. He growled threaten at her; his eyes leveled with hers. His barley whispered when he spoke. Emi was no fool she knew what this meant.

“What is being discussed in this room is only for you, and no one else. If this gets leaked somehow through your carelessness, you will not see the light of day. Do I make myself clear?”

All Emi could do was nod her head. She knew what she was capable of but she also knew what her Lord was too. She knew if she leaked this out, lord sesshomaru would know and that her untimely demise would surface.

Satisfied with the answer, he gently released her.

“Good, please have a seat Emi, I have no intention to harm you. I had to know of your seriousness. If you fully… want… me you must comply.” Sesshomaru smirked exposing her secret.

Emi said nothing; she blush a little and kept silent.

He nodded his approval, “Excellent, I expect a full report by Friday.” When he receives a slight nod from Emi, he continued, “I need information on everything within Japan especially the Chiba family, if there’s any form of plot against my family. The article that was published days ago does not concern me in the least. I thought it was foolish to try and make assumptions that just aren’t true. They must know by now the laws of demon society. I will make a public statement regarding this and make them pay for their insolents! You are dismissed Emi and remember my words.” Sesshomaru narrowed his eyes at her. She quickly nodded before she silently left the conference room.

Once Emi left, sesshomaru finally let his body sigh. I really need a vacation

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Nighttime…

It was after 7pm when Sesshomaru came home from Western Inc. He manages to spend a few hours after with his daughter Rin. Once he was able to get the jittery bug into bed, he made his way over to his father’s chambers. He wanted to privately discuss with him about his plans to uncover moles planted to bring down his father’s legacy.

Sesshomaru finally made it to his father’s main office. He knocked a few times and received no answer.

He checked the door to see if it was unlocked…it was.

He gently made his way in only to greet the sleeping form of his father.

Sesshomaru silently chuckled at the sight before him, his father; The Great Inutashio was sprawled out on his desk, his mouth wide open and loudly snoring.

Sesshomaru knew his father was exhausted. He picked his father up and made his way over to his chambers. He gently put inutashio on his enormous bed. He kissed his fathers forehead. The only reply he received was a soft grunt before inutashio rolled over on the other side, continuing to snore loudly.

Sesshomaru smiled at him. I never knew this silly side of father in his sleep Sesshomaru thought.

“Good night father and sleep well” Sesshomaru gently closed the enormous doors behind him. This can continue another time

With that said, Sesshomaru went off to his own chambers for some much needed rest.

Sunrise…

Meanwhile…Capsule corp.

(Surprise…surpise! Didn’t think this would happen did ya? Well I’m not going to tell you what characters are going to be in here…I’m just making it up as I go along. Enjoy)

It was another beautiful morning…

The birds are singing…

People waking up for their morning commute…

But one was not ready for this day…

This one merely wanted to crawl back into his mother’s womb…

At times like this he wish he could stay a kid forever…

“Trunks briefs, if you don’t wake up soon you’re going to be late! You know as well as I, that this meeting is unavoidable! This meeting is the insurance of our company, of our legacy! We’ve went over this for the past several months! Please don’t make me get your father.” Bulma said. She was way past angry at her adult son for almost forgetting about the conference meeting with the CEO of Western Inc.

Western Inc. was the one to fund Capsule Corp under her father Dr. Brief. At the time Dr. Brief was and still is a brilliant mind but he had insufficient funds for his dreams. It was then a young man (to his eyes) had called him up after reading his small article in the newspaper, very much was interested in meeting with to further discuss the future investment of Capsule corp.

When Dr. Brief arrived he never expected to meet someone like Sesshomaru…

The man was very tall and medium built. He had the strangest hair color, Silvermoon. He had markings along his face and a crescent moon tattoo in the middle of his forehead. He was strikingly handsome by both male and female standards. He could almost pass off as a god. When he spoke it felt like he was in another reality. It sounded like god was talking to him, himself…

“Dr. Brief, Please have a seat. We have much to discuss. If there’s anything you need, any things at all, please do let me know.” Sesshomaru waited for the good looking human to adjust himself. (At this point in time Dr. Brief is merely 21. He has purple bluish hair and he’s wearing a run down suit. That’s right people Dr. Brief was really Dr. broke at the time.)

“Um…Um…Sure I’ll let you know.” Dr. Brief stood up. “Mr. Yamamoto please allow me to say that this is much too appreciated even to just speak with you. I’ve heard of your reputation as an investor and I must say this is exhilarating.”

Dr. Brief sat back down, waited for a reply.

Sesshomaru smile…

Yes you are so right Dr. Brief

Sesshomaru heard of Dr. Brief through gossips across the city. He didn’t want to believe that the humans today had this much intelligence. After all it was the demons, not the humans who were the master minds behind the world’s advancement.

(I’m not saying that the demons were controlling earth it’s just 75 percent of all the technology was created by the demons)

Then he read about him in the article about the ability to shrink objects of any size into capsules. That’s pure genius…not even the demons could’ve thought of something of this magnitude. Being one of the top leaders of the demon race, he has decided this was beneficial to his father’s empire; it would make them have more control and have influnece over all demons and humans. The Yamamoto’s were known for their brilliant methods in dealing. That is why they could afford to fund Dr. Brief’s invention and any future inventions Dr. Brief creates…

When you make a deal with the Yamamoto Family…It’s for life. If you break contract with them, they have the right to take back the business no matter who was behind the creation that is their motto that is their rules. Think twice before signing with them. That is why their so successful. That is why their so wealthy…

They have a gift of seeing potently and luring them in.

It was four in the afternoon when Dr. Brief’s meeting with Sesshomaru was coming to a close. Sesshomaru already explained the rules and regulation of doing business with them. He would still be the owner of the company name and all inventions but he will have to answer to sesshomaru his Chairman. That’s the deal, although the person is declared the CEO, all of the company’s interest is still overseen by the chairman sesshomaru, with this declaration, Sesshomaru shall make them have extreme wealth beyond their dreams.

Sesshomaru sipped his coffee. He looked straight into Dr. Brief’s eyes. He knew the man didn’t like the idea, but he knew deep down no human on this planet can or would help fund such a discovery. So Dr. Brief had no choice but to except the option.

“I shall accept Sesshomaru, thank you very much for your time and investment; I look forward to our future Partnership.”

“As well as I” Sesshomaru said. They shook hands; sesshomaru had Dr. Brief sign a few documents. Gave him a copy and had his assistant escort Dr. Brief outside.

This is Capsule’s beginning…

And it will be capsule corps ends…

Upside down…

I hope you guys like this twist. I wasn’t planning on having memoir of crackhead as it looks. It’ll become clearer in the end. Hopefully, but from this point on, I will accept any advice or pointers, even suggestions to making this story more interesting. Please understand this is just for fun…so don’t make the ratings to harsh and please rate even to say (nice its good okay could be better) something like that!

Any hoo here is the next installment.