The diabolical switch! | By : Vegetaswriter Category: Dragon Ball Z > Yaoi - Male/Male Views: 4187 -:- Recommendations : 0 -:- Currently Reading : 0 |
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The diabolical switch
Yes, the who and who is very confusing, just remember when I am speaking about Vegeta it will be Vegeta! First chapter is Vegeta speaking, thinking etc. And when Goku is there keep in mind it will be the same. Fuck this shit is confusing. My head is spinning.
Chapter 3
Vegeta landed on the typical meeting place, a deserted span of land filled of nothing but mountain ruins and boulder remnants. He grunted hated being in the body of a buffoon, everything seemed much smaller through his gaze now; he didn’t think his vision angle would be this different. He hated being in this body, it gave him the creeps, this body was all and he meant ALL wrong, the chemical feel and well it just wasn’t right; this must be how a human woman would feel being in a human male body; Vegeta shuddered.
Goku landed not far behind with a light tap. “Wow! You’re movements in air is so slick! You’re body is so light Vegeta!” Goku exclaimed with a joyous ring, making Vegeta cringe with disgust hearing “himself” sound so… bubbly…
“Stop talking like that fool!” Vegeta snarled. The face of “Goku” transformed into a fierce Saiyan.
“Well stop making me look so… scary.” Goku gulped.
Vegeta’s face slackened, his eyes widen as he took in his body’s appearance, and visibly paled. “By the gods Kakarot! What in the galaxies did you do to my body!!!?”
“What do you mean?” Goku looked down, and paused. Goku started to lightly shake, and for a moment Vegeta thought it was out of fear, and the fool had the right to be scared especially what the idiot dared to put on him. Vegeta looked over his body in absolute horror, his feet bare, shorts sliding down over his ass more evident that it was a few sizes too big, his hair a disarray, particles of toothpastes crusted on the corners of his lips and a predominate blotch under his chin. That wouldn’t have been so bad if it was that alone, but no the fool just had to of made it worse, the cream of the crop of his outfit was the sickly yellow pull over sweater given to him by Bulma’s mother turn inside out, and backwards. Oh yes what a wonderful sight!
Goku couldn’t contain himself any longer and the sound of his righteous laughter cut through Vegeta’s ears, making him clench his teeth. “I’m sorry Vegeta, hehehe, I was in shock, hehe, and… and, hahaha!” Goku wiped the tears of the corner of his eyes. “I was in such a rush, hehehe, to get home and see the mess we are both in.”
“Oh shut up Kakarot! And remove that, damnit get over here!” Vegeta moved briskly over to Goku, he nearly lifted his hand to wet with his tongue to wipe away the crusted toothpaste until he realize this wasn’t his own saliva; cringing violently, he instead took favour in fixing his hair, brushing out the strands and wayward drops of his locks back into his signature flame shaped style. “Wipe away the damn toothpaste around my lips idiot, I cannot have myself looking like that!”
Goku smirked, “I didn’t realize you are so prissy about your looks Vegeta.”
“Just because you like to go around looking like a bum, doesn’t mean I like to! I actually care about personal hygiene and how I dress.” Vegeta scoffed. “When was the last time you bathed? A week ago?”
“No! I like to be clean! I had one last night!” Goku whined.
“Fuck this stupidity Kakarot, I want to know how was this done?” Vegeta crossed his arms, his foot tapping the ground. “It had to be Trunks and Goten! Those little shits and their stupid pranks, they must have made the wish when we both were sleeping.”
“Umm I don’t think so Vegeta, the dragon balls were just used last week by Krillen.” Goku slumped to the ground.
The wish of last nights where heavily on the minds of both Saiyans, could it be true, could have their wish came true only in the most mutated way possible? Neither parties wish to bring up what had been done, neither wanting the other to know of their insecurities, so they both pushed the happening of last night under the stars in the back of their minds, never to be thought of again.
Vegeta grunted. “It doesn’t matter how it has been done, all that matters now is how to undo it, and I’ll be damned if I wait for a whole year staying in you’re fucking body.”
Goku smiled brilliantly. “How about Namek? We can go there and gather the balls and make our wish!”
“Well what are you waiting for instant transmission us there.” Vegeta placed a hand on Goku’s shoulder, his shoulder, and he couldn’t help but to frown when he realized Kakarot’s hand nearly covered his whole shoulder.
Goku started to try and bring forth Vegeta’s energy, and his head began to swim, the flickering inside was radical, un-measured… disruptive and destructive. He let out a howl when a pulse slammed against the spin, making him double over and yell.
“What the hell id wrong with you Kakarot?” Vegeta jumped, panning the area looking for attackers.
“Kami Vegeta.” Goku groaned. “How in the world can you power up?”
Vegeta’s brow furrowed in confusion. “What do you mean? I power up like any one else.”
“You’re energy is so wild and untamed Vegeta, it’s tearing up you’re body! Did you ever meditate and center it?” Goku lifted his head, palming it, a massive headache begun to thud his skull. “I cannot do it, you have to try to I.T you’re energy is too wild, and it will take me a year alone to center it, leave alone controlling it, that would be another bloody year.”
“Fine, just tell me how.” Vegeta sneered, not at all pleased to hear about the failed attempt.
Goku sat himself in Indian style, his fingers rubbing his aching temples; how in Kami’s name can Vegeta deal with this every time? “First you need to call out my energy, and search more inwardly.”
Vegeta’s arms tightened in its crossed position, not liking being told what to do, but he could swallow his pride under the current circumstances. After a minute of trying to call it forth, he was failing miserably and his patience wore thin. “Fuck Kakarot! I cannot get a damn thing!”
Goku palmed his face all the more. He should have known after his experience Vegeta’s energy was far too erratic, he would never be able to unlock his body’s power; he only had the hope that Vegeta would be able to like Captain Ginyu when he stole his body. “The only thing I can think of Vegeta is that I train you to mediate so you can unlock my energy.”
“Like hell Kakarot, I will not have a third class train me to do a damn thing, I’ll figure it out on my own!” Vegeta exclaimed.
“Well how about Piccolo? He mastered meditation; he could do it faster than me.” Goku countered.
“Yeah like a giant green bean is any better than a third class.” Vegeta sneered.
“Damnit Vegeta! What is with your anger issue? I thought by now you realize we are you’re friends and actually fucking give a damn about you!” Goku stood jabbing a finger in his body’s chest. Intimidation failed, he was small in comparison to his original body.
Goku froze when Vegeta fisted the fixed sweater and hauled him up to be eye level and sneered, now that was intimidation! He never seen a look like that on his face and by Kami it was terrifying. “Count you’re lucky stars your in my body Kakarot or I would have snapped that finger!” Vegeta let Goku drop, and begun to pace, mauling over the idea. “You said it would take a year. I am not waiting that long. Fuck it! We will just have to fly to Namek.”
“That means we’re going to have to tell Bulma…” Goku looked to the ground.
“And what did you expect? We pretend to be one another? Ha! I think not, I am not staying in you’re shack you call a home Kakarot.” Vegeta turned to the West getting ready to blast off. “Come on Kakarot, let’s get out of here.”
Goku sat on the ground, his finger playing with the dirt below. He didn’t want to change it all that quickly, he wanted… hell he didn’t know what he wanted. “You go Vegeta, I am going back home.”
“What!?” Vegeta growled! “Get that perfect ass off the ground and let’s fix this now!”
“Well… Bulma will have to prep the ship for the trip, and that will take a few days, so why do I need to fly there and back home, it’s kind of pointless. You let Bulma know what’s going on and I will tell Chi and the boys.” Goku shrugged.
Vegeta’s eye twitch and he took a calming breath. “Kakarot, I think that is the smartest thing I ever heard, coming from your brain that is. Alright, I’ll call you as soon as we are preparing to leave.” With that Vegeta took off Westward, leaving Goku behind.
~~~ Sometime later that day ~~~
Goku touched down at his home in the mountainous East, scanning over the surroundings Chichi was the first one he saw, doing her typical chores, removing the clothes from the line. It didn’t take her long at all to train her eagle eyes on him.
“Vegeta, what are you doing here now?”
In a split second Goku made the choice he been battering over. “Kakarot won’t be coming for awhile; we made a trade off woman.” He crossed his arms in Vegeta’s fashion.
“What the hell do you mean trade off!?” Chichi screeched.
“If you shut that trap of yours for a goddamn minute I will tell you!” He shouted with glee, wanting to do nothing more than jump from foot to foot in glee, oh how he always wanted to do and say that! “Your husband thinks he can live my life in C.C better than I, and vice versa. So we made a bet, no contact with each others home what-so-ever! That means you will stay away from that damn phone, and for you that means NO communication with Bulma!”
“My Goku wouldn’t do something so stupid!” Chichi growled.
Goku raised a brow, questioning her statement, and it didn’t take long for Chichi to confess. “Oh who am I kidding, that man is an oaf! Fighting is all he thinks about, just like you!” Chichi placed a hand on her hip. “But it might be nice to have another Royal in the home; it would make it a little more sophisticated.”
Then she had done the oddest thing, behaviour that was more along the lines of Bulma. Chichi flicked her hand in a womanly manner and gave him a sly smirk and wink. “I’ll see you at dinner… Prince.”
Goku stood in the middle of the lawn scratching his head; what in the blazes just happen?
Okay, I need to do some explaining with the power issues between Vegeta an Goku CONFUSING! Summed up: A second nature that takes no thought to use, I.T however needs lots of concentration an energy which is impossible for Goku to use with Vegeta’s chaotic energy.
Again sorry for my lateness, I have been doing some crazy fangirlism over Garrus from Mass Effect. I played all three games and I am totally in love with fem Shepard and my boyfriend Garrus! The first time I saw him I thought “that is the most freakiest alien I’ve ever saw” and leave it up to me to fuck it… I think I have issues….
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Boukenbee: Awe thank you very much hunni, *gushes joy* Ringo1’s fic is soo good I loved it, and I didn’t want to completely take away from her creativity so I am twisting this one, I hope she likes… Thank you once again, and review more often ;)
Kayla: Thank you, and it is so much fun writing it. It makes me giggle and think.
Dreamscometrue410: Heheh I just had to have Vegeta complimenting himself and ego boosting, and of course there will be more Muahaha, I hope this chapter answered your question. If not then ask away and I’ll answer
Lisa: Hey, ik ben met behulp van Google vertaler, zo onzeker als het goed klinkt. Dank u wel voor de herziening van I horen graag van iedereen en het horen van hun inbreng, en Vegeta is altijd boos heheh. ik hoop dat je genoten hebt van dit hoofdstuk tot de volgende keer xoxo VW
Nicenips: Thank you, im so happy i could make you laugh with my horrible understanding of humor lol.
Cara2012: Thank you thank you, and here the chapter you oh so desired :P I hope you enjoyed.
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Animeslave18: I know it is confusing, trust me it is confusing to write at times, I lose track on who is who, Ringo1 did a great job in it, maybe I should ask her how hahaha. Thoes meddling gods are something else hehe they will make another apperance in the next chapter. J
Yaya: Yes there is alot of my elements in this fic you have mentioned, and damn I wanted it to be surprising in each chapter *snaps fingers* I do like having Goku as a fully functioning adult, well it just dosen’t work for adult fics if he is a bumbling idiot, you think awe at least he tried to have sex, but he don’t know what it is! I cannot picture Goku being my sexy suave in the bedroom when he is a innocent dumbass lol. I do like giving depth and insights to the characters to make them more real, I try to stay away from the ‘superhero cliche’ you see in the series without stray too far away from their set personailities, and I am happy you liked it and I hope further in you will as well.
Zofo: Ah my facebook stalker hahah kidding kidding, I like your likes, your the only one who really does. I am soo happy you enjoyed this chapter, and had you smiling. I like to brighten up people’s days or crush them muahahah!! I mean... I like them happy lol. Don’t mind me, had far too much coffee today.
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