Family Therapy | By : CardDragonBall Category: Dragon Ball Z > Yaoi - Male/Male Views: 3495 -:- Recommendations : 1 -:- Currently Reading : 0 |
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Which
was the sequel to Mental Therapy, Hormone Therapy & Cross-eyed.
DISCLAIMERS and CAUTIONS:
A.
No. *sighs heavily * I still don’t own DBZ, DBGT or DB. I tried to buy it out, and wouldn’t you know
it, fifty cents and a piece of bubblegum wasn’t enough. *sigh *
Luckily I own the entire Hormone Therapy world wherein Vegeta has a
uterus, so does Trunks. There is a set
of Twins, Gina and a slew of little annoying children.
B.
I no longer feel that you MUST read Cross-eyed because it’s gotten a
1000 hits. BUT, if you want EVERYTHING
to make COMPLETE sense than you should read Hormone Therapy, Mental Therapy,
Cross-eyed and A Prince Among Men. (My
universe has gotten huge, hasn’t it?)
C.
Okay, just about seven years and seven months (enough time for Vegeta
to be fertile again) have passed. So
there will be ‘lust-crazed’ sex with the purpose of getting people
pregnant. (Those people, mind you, are
mostly male.) So there is SLASH
(homosexuality) and there is *gasp and shudder * straight sex. SAIYANS. (I consider this a warning.) Humor.
Goten. (he’s a warning all his
own.)
D.
And this is AU. And it’s all
about humor (and the endless lemons.
Goal for this story: get a lemon in every chapter like Hormone
Therapy.)
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"Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaadeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!" Aya screeched as she flew across the room and tackled her father to the ground. The resulting tumble of people (like dominoes really) was amusing to watch, but probably not so amusing to feel. Goten fell into Vegeta, Vegeta knocked into Gohan, who shoved someone shorter (and unknown) to the ground, then Presta who managed to avoid the domino effect only by jumping back but was brought down by the smaller and unknown person's hand on her ankle.
Masuyo jumped off his chair and landed on his father, but without the ear-splng sng shriek.
"People being crushed," Gohan said.
The unknown one said something in another language which produced a great amount of laughter, and Presta's response of: "They really should think of dieting."
This happy, funness was interrupted when the parents descended from upstairs (where, Trunks seriously believed, they had been hiding to avoid Gina's wrath.) The twin girls were safely in their father's arms which was probably the best course of action because the Mama didn't look none too happy with her son's return. Naturally sensing this, Goten got back to his feet, held Aya in one arm (she was wrapped around his arm, more like and he had no choice but to hold her) and hugged his mother with the other.
"We come bearing relatives," Goten said. He turned and pointed at the pile. "The little enraged one is your half-brother from an alternate universe."
"I don't have a brother," Vegeta (Mama) replied.
"Riiiiight," Goten said in response then walked away as if he hadn't been gone for three days and producing enough anxiety to make Gina murder them all. No, he just saunted his way over to Trunks and gave him that almost meek look that meant he was as close to apologizing as he was going to get.
Vegeta (the twin) however, upon standing up, was greeted with a fist to his face, and Gina who burst into sobs and stormed out of the room. Much eye-rolling and sighing resulted. Masuyo wiggled his way out of his fats grs grasp and disappeared with Bardock out of the way of immediate peril. Which was really the best course of action. "Right," Vegeta (twin) said to his Mother and Father. "Gohan went nuts and mated himself to Caradoc AND Presta, which we didn't even think was possible...but apparently it is. Idiot boy over there has found a way to reverse the hormone therapy and turn everyone back to full-male and I have to go find my mate and...do...something..."
"Really?" was Goku's response to this, "Two mates?"
Vegeta (mama) was smirking at Gohan who had managed to right himself again and was yanking his two mates to their feet behind him. Both of them were smaller than him and much more Saiyan than him (evident by the way they were defensive and angry looking.) "Don't you have a wife?"
"..." was Gohan's response to that question.
"Wow, a polygomist in the family," Goten remarked, but only because the room had gone silent and Trunks was ignoring him.
"What's that Daddy?" Aya said, turning on the charm for her father's behalf because her little arm reached out and grabbed him around the neck, pulling them both as close to one another as they could get with little Radditz in the middle.
"That's someone with multiple spouses or mates."
"Hm," was her response, then a soulful-eyed look at her Mommy for attempting to be stubborn. "Mommy missed you Daddy." A quick kiss to their cheeks and she hopped down and ran after the disappeared boys.
~~~***
Chaos was the norm in the house they lived in (which had already become too small, and looked as if it was going to continue to shrink.) So when the babies (all three) fell asleep in the middle of the boisterious explaining of what his stupid son had done, nobody was really surprised. Radditz, Vega and Bulla all slept soundly on the couch in the living room. Gina was glowering at Vegeta, Gohan was translating everything for this supposed 'half-brother' of his and Presta was...not there actually. She had disappeared a while ago under the banner of 'breaking the news to Pan.'
"Me?" Kakarot squeaked, "I had the babies?"
Goten and Trunks were missing as well. Only a genius could figure out what they must be doing. Strange how quickly three months went by, isn't it?
"Well the King couldn't get pregnant," Gohan said, "It would have undermined his whole power structure."
Hn.
"But there were twins there too?" Kakarot asked.
"Yeah, Gatta and Vegeta...we called him Ta." Vegeta (his son) was staying a safe distance away from his pregnant mate, which was probably for the best considering the bright red scratches that were running down his arms and the bruise forming on the apex of neck and shoulder. Poor boy.
"Weird."
The 'half-brother'...Caradoc mumbled something. Gohan blushed. Then he cleared his throat and pretended as if nothing had been said, which of course was impossible to do because Kakarot was standing in the room and he had the intolerable need to know what was said around him.
"What'd he say?" his mate asked, as predicted.
"Noth..." Gohan started.
Vegeta grinned though and said: "Caradoc said he's bored and asked if they were going to go fuck anytime soon." A laugh at his big-brother's expense and he added: "That's all they've been doing, those three crazy kids. It ought to be funny to watch them try to raise kids."
"Kids?" Kakarot asked.
"Presta's pregnant?" Gina asked, perking up in her corner of glowering hate. In fact, she looked happy about this fact (must be that whole 'misery loves company nonsense' spreading the pregnancy thing would somehow make it more bearable.)
"What?" Gohan said, he didn't look like he was very thrilled about this surprise--which was strange because Kakarot had always known when Vegeta was pregnant.
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Three months. THREE MONTHS Trunks said. Riiiight. Three months without sex after having to go through the shit that he went through in that alternate universe. Even the ice bath (and the resulting cold that seemed to last for months but was really gone in a matter of hours) had not dimmed the fact that he wanted his mate.
Three months. Ha. Not hardly. Trunks murmured something between kisses but it wasn't important, because HE (Trunks) was the one that was shoving Goten against the bed and kissing him, hands all over his skin and hips rolling against his. The stink of the false fertility was enough to make his head spin. It was strong enough that he was aching already, hands quivering, hips humping up against each downward roll of his mates.
"Wait," Trunks said, breathlessly, "Wait... You can reverse the hormone therapy?" As if that was important now. "Why? How...why'd you even decide to figure it out?" Damn fucking Trunks with his damn fucking brain.
"Uh...curiousity?" It was a bad lie, but he was rather busy wiggling out of his pants and not that concerned with his decision to find a way to undo the hormone therapy that had created him and his daughter.
"Tell me or I won't fuck you," Trunks said. In that 'serious' voice. (Even though he too was wiggling out of his pants.)
"Because after thinking about it...I believe that it's really too dangerous for you to get pregnant again. The hormones don't work that well in producing a uterus and... It's... I have no idea why they worked so well for Mom, it had to be like a one in a million chance that Me and 'Geta were born and even less probability that successive children would born healthy. Aya was barely born, Trunks. I don't want to risk your life like that. Kaki almost died...more than once, actually. That's why we were gone so long, we couldn't leave until he had the kids."
Seriousness always destroyed lust. He really hated that, especially sense they manamanaged to wiggle out of their clothes. Naked and aroused and now they were talking about SERIOUS things.
Trunks sighed. Looked like he was on the verge of saying something and then just sighed again. "Where's the lube?" Which wasn't exactly what he was expecting his mate to say, but it worked for him, he retrieved his pants off the end of the bed (with the help of his tail) and handed it to him. "Too horny to think," Trunks said by way of an explanation.
First there was the spreading of lube, just boring fingers in him because it really had been months since this sort of thing last occurred and better safe than sorry sex and all that... But when it started to seem that Trunks was just taking his sweet time to be evil, Goten flipped them over so he was on top (his favorite place to be) and Trunks rolled his eyes.
"You really have dominant issues don't you?" he asked.
Goten grinned, curled his tail around Trunks' erection and held him in place as he sank down onto it. "So? 'Geta has worse issues." But he didn't feel like explaining them. He was panting and talking was getting in the way of the heat that spiraled up his body and made him all hot and sweaty. Trunks leaned back into the pillows and shifted under him just slightly to get more comfortable.
"Well?" was his mate's sarcastic comment. Smirk on his face.
~~~***
Pan blinked. Presta didn't blame her. Pan blinked again, Presta was starting to think that the human genetic's ruined her friends (stepdaughters?) mind, Pan blinked mored and Presta punched her in the face. Just to make sure she was still alive and all that. Purely humanitarian punching. Really.
"You fucking whore!" Pan snapped. Then glowered, blinked again. "Two? He mated both of you?"
Only Pan could call her a whore and then ask her a question and not end up dead somewhere. Presta was really starting to wonder why it was that she even bothered trying to stay friends with Pan most of the time. Had to be some sense of loyalty that ran in her veins and made her forget that sometimes she just wanted to wring the scrawny neckher her best friend.
"Yup," Presta said.
"I can't believe it," Pan whispered, "My dad's a man-whore."
"Hey," she said. Again, responding with that sense of built-in loyalty.
"You're mated to your Uncle, dude...You have nom tom to talk. Your Uncle and your granduncle...and doesn't that mean that my dad is mated to his uncle?"
"Naw, Vegeta isn't Gohan's mother and Caradoc is the other universe's Vegeta's brother." Wow. That sounded weird just trying to explain, much less understandable to someone that wasn't there for these past five months.
"...any other exciting news?"
"I'm pregnant," Presta said. Which was really the reason she came to find Pan and break the news because she wasn't so sure that it was going to go over well with her friend. (Hell, it hadn't gone over that well with Vegeta (her uncle) so...yeah...and she didn't tell Caradoc or Gohan.)
"Great," Pan said.
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Confused? I 'pologize.
To become less confused you could read AKWC (A King with Chaos.) Or just wait around, I'm sure I'll get to the 'splaining soon.
Lil'Geta: Oh, come on, Gina!
Gina: No. I hate you.
Caradoc: Seriously, dude, when are we going to go fuck.
Gohan: Pregnant?
Vegeta: Oi.
Goku: Remember when this story was about us?
Vegeat: *nod* The good old days...
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